"Sister Leiyin, please listen to my explanation. Zhexing has been studying painting since he was a child. He needs to imitate the meaning of all things, and women are naturally among them. Therefore, whenever I dress up as a man, I will unconsciously change my mentality and atmosphere. , but this is not the real me..."
Facing Zhexing's anxious explanation, Leiyin turned a deaf ear.
She looked over at the kitchen from time to time, as if wondering why her 'adjutant' hadn't come back for so long.
"Sister Leiyin, how about you use your consciousness to explore me? You can naturally prove my true identity as a man."
"You don't need to worry. Visual exploration with my consent is allowed by law."
"By the way, I have the Earth Star Alliance identity tag as proof that it cannot be faked. Do you want to see it?"
"..."
"Ah! Sister Leiyin, please listen to my explanation! I am really a man!"
Fu Zhexing put his head in his hands and rubbed his scalp irritably, obviously going crazy.
He can be scheming and unscrupulous, and he can also endure humiliation and bear the burden.
But this kind of principled issue related to male dignity is still psychologically irreconcilable.
"Humph, you have today too."
Ouyang Ritian snickered in a low voice, grabbed two meat skewers and pulled them all the way to the end.
It was rare to see this guy shriveled up, and his mood suddenly became much more comfortable.
Cang coughed and quickly took two sips of beer to stimulate his mouth, pretending to be choked.
He also wanted to laugh, but he was afraid of Fu Zhexing's retaliation later.
This petty Sun thief was either poisoned or poisoned. Now that the future is unclear, it's better to be careful and not offend others easily.
Holding a bundle of disposable paper cups in his arms, Xu Fei ran back in stride.
The two layers are superimposed into a cup and distributed to everyone.
Xu Fei reached out to grab Leiyin's wine bottle, but was met with a sideways glare.
"Tired... uh... General, I just want to pour you a drink, haha."
Xu Fei smiled awkwardly, feeling that the title was strange.
"Fei...why do you even call me General?"
Handing the bottle to Xu Fei, Leiyin frowned slightly, her eyes adding a hint of sadness in addition to anger.
It's like meeting an old friend from many years ago, but the other person suddenly becomes extremely polite. This kind of vague alienation can't help but make people sad.
"Leiyin, I, this, in short, I was wrong..."
Xu Fei suddenly fell into confusion, what kind of trouble was this.
The six people shared the last bottle of beer, and with the atmosphere buff of the skewers, they drank it all in two or three gulps.
Playing with the empty wine bottle, Leiyin looked at Xu Fei and breathed out the alcohol, pouting her mouth in dissatisfaction.
"..."
Xu Fei began to think of countermeasures in his mind quickly.
Needless to say, Cang and Babajus are neither one of our own nor of any use.
Fu Zhexing and Shangguan Ritian, two half-hearted Taoist priests, definitely have no ability to stop Leiyin from drinking.
Facing the drunk little princess, it was difficult to visually detect the identity of my fiancé. He had been thrown out just now...
Um?
Xu Fei suddenly thought of something that looked like wine but was not wine.
In the past two years, advertisements were flying all over the place, claiming that it was a nightmare for chauffeurs, a nemesis of alcohol, a blessing for drivers, and a must-have for socializing.
As a result, there was a lot of thunder but little rain, and it was jokingly called by beer lovers as a calorie water that was not even worth mentioning.
That is, non-alcoholic beer drinks, which have poor sales all year round, focus on the word "beverage".
"Can you guys help me run an errand and buy some beer?"
Xu Fei blinked his eyes quickly while speaking, and said the word "beer" very hard.
He was worried about Leiyin and it would be inconvenient for him to buy it himself.
"I'll go."
Cang stood up consciously. The room was full of extraordinary bosses, but he was the only ordinary person here. No one would go if he didn't.
"I'm going! I'm strong!"
Babajus also stood up and volunteered with a simple and honest face. The purpose was of course to run away from the threat of the princess from another world.
"Xiaocang, Sisi, you two sit down first."
Fu Zhexing spoke calmly, but there was a warning in his tone, as if he had recovered from his low self-esteem.
After glancing at Shangguan Ritian, Fu Zhexing's lips moved and he said, "Brother Shangguan, one of these two has evil intentions, and the other is being hunted by the Black Sail Killer. They must not escape our sight for the time being. Please make a trip in person." '
Shangguan Ritian nodded silently, stood up and said decisively: "I'll go! My feet are faster than theirs!"
Xu Fei also believed that Shangguan Ritian was the most suitable candidate. He walked to the other party and winked, then turned his back to Leiyin and raised his phone high.
"Master Shangguan, would you like to go to a nearby canteen or convenience store to see if there are any of these beers?"
However, no product images were displayed on the screen, only a few lines of text.
'Buy twelve bottles of non-alcoholic beer (must be non-alcoholic!), any brand. '
'If there is no such kind of wine nearby, buy a drink that looks like beer, but be sure to tear off the packaging before entering! '
"okay, I get it."
Shangguan Ritian felt that this plan was very clever. He was about to start, but he immediately stopped and asked:
"How much silver... money is needed to get this thing!"
Xu Fei thought for a while and said: "The price is not necessarily certain. If twelve bottles are cheap, it will be fifty or sixty, and if they are expensive, it will be about one hundred."
In his impression, non-alcoholic beer costs at least ten yuan a bottle, but it is not easy to sell. When it is about to expire, it is often heavily discounted. At the cheapest time, he has seen one yuan a bottle.
Shangguan checked the zipper of his down jacket every day and flipped through the secret pocket on the inside.
Inside was a crumpled twenty-dollar note and two one-yuan coins...
"Brother Xu Fei, I'm so shy! I can't afford this!"
Shangguan Ritian said righteously as his dark little hand stretched out in front of Xu Fei to ask for cash.
"Oh, that's easy to talk about. Let's add WeChat and I will transfer money to you."
Xu Fei was a little surprised at first, but after thinking about it carefully, it made sense. He heard that this guy stayed in the mountains all year round, and it was normal for him to have no modern currency.
"Although I have WeChat, I don't have a mobile phone!" Shangguan Ritian put one hand behind his back and looked straight ahead, his face expressionless.
"Do you have a bank card? Online banking will transfer the money to you."
Xu Fei frowned, mainly because these days he basically paid online. He didn't bring his wallet and credit card with him, otherwise he would have used them directly for Shangguan Ritian.
"My bank card has been canceled!"
Shangguan Ritian raised his sword eyebrows, remembering the unpleasant things that happened a month ago.
At that time, he was working at Xingmeimei as a delivery boy. Later, because he delivered milk tea to Xu Fei, he was beaten up by the elders and broke his old mobile phone, and then he lost his job.
Living on the street, he had to go to the bank to withdraw his remaining 200 yuan of savings to make a living, but the bank staff told him to keep at least 10 yuan in his debit card, otherwise part of the annual fee would be incurred.
Shangguan Ritian suddenly felt angry in his heart, you are such a domineering bank, why should you deduct my hard-earned money!
So annoyed, I canceled the card.
"...?"
Xu Fei was speechless, aren't you the young master of a big family? Why do you want something but nothing?
Having no time to continue inking with the other party, he handed his mobile phone to Shangguan Ritian and said:
"Use my mobile phone to pay the bill. I agreed in advance that you are not allowed to peek at the information inside."
He reminded him slightly uneasily, not that he was afraid of anything else, there was nothing on his phone that could not be seen by others.
It's just that the chat content in the WeChat group called "Hua Lei Luoying Dian Chunyin" is not convenient for exposure.
If Shangguan Ritian, the stupid young man, told others that Shen Luoying was watching the Gongdou soap opera every day, they would definitely rip off Xu Fei as well.
"What's the payment password?"
Holding the Android phone that Xu Fei had just replaced three months ago, Shangguan was a little envious every day. This time he had something he had never gotten despite working in the mountains for many days.
Xu Fei leaned close to the other party's ear and whispered: "0101001101000010."
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