Clang.
A box of beer was placed at the door of the house. Aunt Zhang straightened up and hit her waist twice.
This thing is not light, and it is really difficult for an old lady who is nearly sixty years old to move it all at once.
She looked towards the screen wall not far away, and was about to call her old man to be the porter, when she saw Xu Fei trotting over.
"Aunt Zhang, you are busy with your work, I can do it myself." Xu Fei picked up the beer box neatly and walked quickly back to the dining table.
"Alas, this child..."
Aunt Zhang smiled and was about to praise Xu Fei for being sensible when she suddenly changed her tune and exclaimed: "This child eats too fast! He's going crazy!"
Taking a closer look, of the hundred skewers that were delivered just now, only the bare sticks were left.
Even if you pour it into your mouth, you can't be so fast!
Looking around, except for Xu Fei who opened the wine bottle with his bare hands, four beauties were carelessly picking their teeth with toothpicks, their faces full of unfinished expressions.
Aunt Zhang was a little confused. After patting her head, she walked slowly back to the kitchen.
Time is not forgiving. As we get older, our memory gets worse and worse.
It must have been sent there a long time ago and then forgotten.
"Twenty of the next round of dishes are mine! You can't take away other people's food for no reason again!"
Shangguan Ritian looked around at everyone with an angry frown, thinking that it was necessary to explain the rules in advance.
And the one who responded to him was...
"belch."
Goo-dong, goo-dong, goo-dong.
"Well, as expected, the skewers must be paired with beer."
Bah, bah, bang.
"Human, bring me another bottle."
"..."
With a cold snort, Shangguan glanced at the kitchen door and quickly took out the imitation Haotian Mirror from his pants.
He put his fingers together, a tiny arc of electricity flashed from his fingertips, and clicked on a Type-C interface at the bottom of the mirror.
"Master Shangguan, does this spiritual weapon also need to be charged?" Xu Fei asked curiously, feeling a bit nondescript.
"Ignorance, the spiritual weapon naturally does not need to be charged, but this thing is a new product developed by my family. It can be linked to the family server and used for big data comparison. The part that uses the 5G network naturally needs to be charged."
Shangguan Ritian deliberately said in a contemptuous tone, as if he was still worried about the meat skewers.
After about three minutes, Shangguan Ritian looked at the LCD panel behind the bronze mirror. 23% of the battery was sufficient.
Pressing the start switch, along with the antique pipa sound, a graceful female voice with a slight northern Shaanxi accent came out from the bronze mirror:
"Welcome to use the xs1503 Haotian Mirror, Shangguan Cloud Data Network will serve you wholeheartedly."
Seeing this scene, Fu Zhexing and Baba Qius had no reaction.
Xu Fei and Cang couldn't help but twitch their eyebrows. As people who have struggled in modern society, they felt a little embarrassed about this outdated startup advertisement.
"Qius, look here." Shangguan Ritian held a mirror with one hand to look at Baba Qius, and at the same time held the Taoist hand skills.
Barbajus glanced at the bronze mirror disdainfully, spread his thumb and index finger, then held his high chin and made a coquettish pose.
Suddenly, ripples appeared in the empty mirror.
A terrifying monster appeared in it.
He has four wings on his back, a crow face and a human body, and the two huge horns on his head are spitting out the light of destruction.
As the wings trembled, the surrounding space shattered, revealing a pitch-black void.
Beep beep, the system error sound effect sounded suddenly.
The LCD panel of the imitation Haotian Mirror displays the words 'Unrecognizable'.
Thump thump thump thump.
His face turned pale, and he jumped out of the seat reflexively, retreating far away.
I have never seen such a terrifying creature in my life, and I instinctively felt a huge threat to my life.
"It turns out that the real body looks so scary."
Perhaps because he had seen a lot of strange things during this period, Xu Fei was relatively calm. He felt that this guy was not as intimidating as Lei Yin's sword.
The first time he saw the phantom of the Red Dragon King, he was so frightened that he trembled all over and couldn't move.
In contrast, the Barbajus in the mirror only looks terrible.
"How is it? Shangguan Ritian, do you still have doubts?" Fu Zhexing asked calmly.
Silently putting away the Haotian Mirror, Shangguan Ritian folded his arms and remained silent.
After thinking for a while, he looked at Baba Jius and asked: "Jius, are you here to kill the princess from another world?"
"Hahaha, Leiyin Lilia will die in my hands sooner or later." Baba Jius readily admitted.
In an instant, two invisible killing intents enveloped him, one coming from Xu Fei and the other from Shangguan Ritian.
Xu Fei naturally didn’t need to say much.
Although Shangguan Ritian didn't know Leiyin, he knew very well what kind of chaos it would cause if the princess from another world died on Earth and what huge hidden dangers it would create for the future.
Babajius was slightly startled. He suddenly stood up and looked up at the sky, opened his hands widely, and shouted loudly:
"That was the goal before!"
"The great demon Barbachus has felt the fragrance of the new world. Everything here will belong to me in the future! Maggots in the lower world, you will all become my slaves!"
After hearing Baba Jius's heroic words, the two strong murderous intentions gradually subsided.
Not only that, there was even a trace of pity in the eyes of Xu Fei and Shangguan Ritian.
call.
Babajius felt relieved that the cunning human race had tricked him.
It was too dangerous just now, although these two scum couldn't really kill themselves.
But judging from their murderous intent, they would probably beat him dozens or hundreds of times, and the result would be very uncomfortable.
"I already know his identity, what are you going to do next?"
Shangguan drank two sips of beer every day, silently making note of this delicious drink.
I haven’t been down a mountain in eighty years. This time I joined the world, I gained a lot of knowledge and discovered a lot of novel things, but it’s a pity that I can’t afford them...
"I have said before that everyone here is very important. If you want to go to another world, you are indispensable."
"Next, we must work together, so I need to confirm your wishes."
After Fu Zhexing narrowed his eyes and scanned the crowd, his eyes first landed on Shangguan Ritian.
"Shangguan Ritian, it is absolutely impossible for you to travel to another world through family connections..."
"There is no need to say this again. Since I have lost to you in the gambling battle, I will naturally keep my promise." Shangguan Ritian interrupted the other party in a deep voice. He was tired of hearing these words.
"Cang, do you want to live?" Fu Zhexing then turned to Cang and asked with a smile.
"Do I still have a chance to survive?" Cang Meng took a sip of beer and shook his head mockingly.
"Of course there is, because you are lucky. Although you have killed many people in your life, it is always dog eat dog."
"Do you know why the major official forces allow a foul-smelling killer organization like Black Sail to survive to this day? But other killer organizations basically don't survive a hundred years?"
Fu Zhexing raised the bottle and stretched it forward.
Seeing this, Cang also stretched out his wine bottle and touched it with the other party, then sneered:
"Master Immortal, based on my superficial understanding as an ordinary person, isn't there a lot of our sponsors among the major official forces? Once Black Sail is destroyed, there will be many, many things involved that even you can't afford to offend. of dignitaries."
"you are wrong."
Fu Zhexing shook his head and took back the bottle: "It's relative whether you can afford to offend or not. The reason why you don't deal with Black Sail is because your organization is very smart and knows how to survive."
"In most cases, we neither disturb the security of modern society nor create terrorism. We will investigate clearly before each killing. Those who are killed are people whose butts are not clean to begin with. And some objects may trigger the self-preservation emotions of others. , you are determined not to touch it, right?"
"So, mad dogs bite vicious dogs, do you think the official should thank you quietly, or should they go to great lengths to get rid of you?"
Cang put down the bottle, burped, then pointed at Xu Fei and asked:
"What about him?"
"I was just an ordinary person once. I just met a princess from another world by chance. Doesn't my butt also look clean? Should I be killed?"
Normally, Cang would not dare to talk to an extraordinary person like this. He has always been very cautious in his life.
After repeated setbacks, I started to think a little bit more today. Aren't all extraordinary beings just human beings?
"Xu Fei? His butt is clean? Hahaha."
Fu Zhexing burst out laughing suddenly, clasped his fists towards Xu Fei and said, "Brother Fei, if Zhexing has any inappropriate words later, I hope you will forgive me."
Xu Fei glanced at the other party and said nothing, and he could probably guess the content of the conversation that followed.
I don't know what tricks Fu Zhexing is going to play this time, so let's cooperate with him first.
