"My clothes? Big devil? Still loyal to you?"
With his eyebrows furrowed, Xu Fei looked at Fu Xingxing and asked angrily: "What's wrong with this guy?"
Although I don't understand what this man named Babas is talking about.
But for a guy who was so arrogant when they first met, Xu Fei didn't bother to look good on him.
Regardless of whether you are an extraordinary person or not, with my status as a married couple pretending to be a powerful wife, I really don’t believe you dare to take action.
"Maybe I have mild meningitis~~"
Fu Xingxing covered his mouth and smiled softly. There is no need to explain more now. Xu Fei will understand it after two days of contact.
"Okay~ Let me briefly add the key points for you."
His slender index finger gently circled twice in the air. Fu Xingxing first pointed at Xiao Cang and introduced:
"This beautiful young lady has no name~ She is a member of the notorious killer organization Black Sail on the Earth Star. Her code name is very handsome, and her name is 'Cang'~~"
Xu Fei looked at Xiao Cang, who had an oval face, a tall figure, and was wearing a winter cheongsam. He lay on the table with his head turned sideways, looking like a yandere who was hopeless.
Well, it is indeed beautiful and eye-catching, but it is a pity that he has seen the other party's true face, just a tall and thin young man with an ordinary appearance.
I didn't expect that this simple and courageous brother would turn out to be an international killer. As expected, the movies and TV series did not deceive me.
Killer organizations in the real world will also try their best to select and train people with low presence.
But why did this guy want to save people at that time?
I was even handed a banner by the police station, which was really baffling.
"Since you are already notorious, why would you be with someone like you from Longhu Mountain?"
Xu Fei was a little wary, but the person he was wary of was Fu Xingxing.
"About this, let's talk while eating. If we don't order, people will be suspicious~~"
“Auntie, I want the menu~~”
Fu Xingxing grabbed the menu and turned to shout to Aunt Zhang who was stringing pickles in the kitchen.
Unlike Xiao Yingying's performance, she is still as cautious as ever.
"Old man, go take note of the list!"
When Aunt Zhang heard the guest ordering food, she immediately shouted to Uncle Li at the door.
"You can just go, I'm busy!"
Uncle Li was still squatting on the ground painting the wall. His masterpiece was about to be completed, and he didn't want to worry about those trivial matters.
"You're so busy! You're going to die! You've been messing with the rags all day long, and you didn't even see me wearing meat skewers! Go quickly, don't let the guests wait!"
Seeing that his old lady was getting impatient, Uncle Li took out a small book from his pocket and strolled over reluctantly.
Along the way, he was still muttering in his mouth, what kind of guest is this? Xiao Fei is also a guest...
"What do you girls want to eat?"
When he came to the dining table, Uncle Li suddenly changed his face into a kindly grandfather and greeted him warmly.
"Hmm~ We want a hundred meat skewers, a hundred meat tendons, thirty chicken wings, twenty grilled squid, ten each of chicken hearts, chicken skin, chicken gizzards and kidneys~~ and two plates of edamame, peanuts and grilled leeks, and ten more A bottle of beer~~~”
Fu Xingxing quickly stated the menu that he had thought about for a long time. It was rare to go out of the mountain gate, so he had to eat something ordinary people would eat.
The palm holding the pen shook slightly, and Uncle Li looked at Xu Fei with a puzzled look.
That look seems to say, are you a pig?
Before Xu Fei could say anything, Fu Zhexing continued: "It's okay, uncle~ Brother Fei is treating us today. If you can't eat, we'll take it away~~"
Xu Fei silently nodded in agreement. Fu Zhexing and others came to look for him. As a landlord, it was his duty to treat him.
As for the number of skewers, I was not surprised at all.
Only 290 skewers for five people. He and Leiyin usually eat more than this.
"Oh, okay."
After hearing this, Uncle Li no longer had any worries and began to write down.
The old couple didn't want to make any money when they opened this store, they just wanted to find something to do as they got older.
As long as food is not wasted, what I hate the most is that young people have big eyes and small bellies, and they end up in the trash can.
"Wait!"
Suddenly, a slightly dark and delicate hand grasped Uncle Li's wrist tightly, forcing him to stop writing.
Looking at Shangguan Tiantian who suddenly stood up inexplicably, Uncle Li was a little confused.
What's going on with this little girl? Why are you grabbing this old man's hand?
There is no tofu to eat. At this age, only dried tofu is left.
But, hey, let’s not talk about it, the little girl is quite powerful.
"This little meat is not enough to feed five people! You are too stingy to pay Xingxing!"
Shangguan Tiantian quickly turned his head to glare at Fu Xingxing, then raised his side ponytail and slapped Uncle Li on the cheek.
With quick eyes and quick hands, Xu Fei quickly used the Gate Control Technique and accurately untied the hair tie on Shangguan Tiantian's head.
Swish.
Without the support of the hair tie, the long flowing hair fell apart, and in the end only a few strands of black hair touched Uncle Li's nose and lips.
"Ah! Ah sneeze!"
Uncle Li sneezed vigorously and let a few drops of nose water hang on Shangguan Tiantian's hair.
Shangguan rolled his eyes and nose water every day and didn't care.
She goes into the streets and alleys every day to rummage through trash cans. Does she still care about this?
With a little force on her neck, the ends of her hair brushed Xiao Cang's shoulders behind her, leaving behind a few drops of snot.
"It's not my treat, just tell Brother Fei~"
Fu Zhexing shrugged and changed the topic to Xu Fei.
It didn't seem like much on the surface, but in fact, her current state of mind was that she was tired of even saying a word to this unreasonable stupid Qing.
After releasing Uncle Li's wrist, Shangguan Tiantian turned to Xu Fei and asked seriously: "Fellow Daoist Xu is going to treat us today, right?"
"Fellow Taoist?" Uncle Li cast a puzzled look.
"Yes, I'm treating you."
Xu Fei waved to the other party with an embarrassed look on his face, indicating that he should sit down first.
It’s just a skewer, and it looks like a martial arts drama. If you’re not ashamed, I’m still embarrassed.
Shangguan Tiantian ignored Xu Fei's gesture and continued to say seriously: "Since fellow Taoist treat me a treat, I will go ahead and say something ugly!"
"ha?"
Xu Fei looked puzzled, I'm treating you to a guest, but you still have the nerve to say ugly things?
If we hadn't just met each other, I would have treated you to a rice bowl today.
"Since ancient times, heroes have gathered together and hosted banquets. The most basic rule is to feed your friends well! The second best thing is to have good wine and food!"
Shangguan Tiantian didn't feel embarrassed at all. Under Uncle Li's dumbfounded gaze, he pointed at Xiao Cang and Si Si and continued:
"My brother...hey, my three sisters have been chased by the urban management frequently in the past two days. As a result, they have no food to eat and have to drink water to satisfy their hunger!"
"Therefore, paying the number of stars just ordered is like a drop in the bucket!"
"..."
Xu Fei hid his face and was speechless. What happened to Taoist Master Shangguan? He must not have gone down the mountain for hundreds of years, right?
How to explain to Uncle Li and Aunt Zhang at this critical moment...
It can't be said that these friends were just released from Zhenxin Mental Hospital.
And Taoist priest, I am not a hero, and you are not a friend either, okay?
We know that extraordinary people eat a lot. If you want to add something to the problem, just say so. Why go around in such a big circle?
"Uncle Li, please don't mind that my friend is a little fan of Taoist culture. His tone of voice is a bit strange."
Xu Fei couldn't stand it anymore and started to make up excuses.
"The Taoism is good, it belongs to our ancestors, hahaha. The little girl is good, old man, I support you."
Uncle Li smiled and gave Shangguan a thumbs up every day, not knowing whether it was sincere or fake.
"My dear...Tiantian, just tell me how many skewers you want to order." Xu Fei urged, wanting to end this topic quickly.
With three fingers raised straight up, Shangguan Tiantian said sternly: "At least three times as high as before!"
"The fun is all over anyway, why not be a full-blooded ghost four times as much." Xiao Cang casually suggested while lying on the table.
After her identity was discovered, arrested, poisoned, and turned into a woman, Cang's current mental state was almost on the verge of collapse.
Death is not scary. What is scary is that after being captured by a transcendent, even death may become a luxury.
"Ha...a weakling who can't eat five times the food." Barbasis crossed his arms and sarcastically said.
This kind of low-energy food cannot even be eaten by hundreds of skewers. It is indeed an inferior race.
Shangguan Tiantian's expression changed. He didn't expect that he would be looked down upon by everyone. He immediately changed his words and said: "Ten times as much as before!"
"Taoist Master Fu, are you here to trick me on purpose?"
Xu Fei raised his chin towards Fu Xingxing and asked with a smile, but the eyes behind the smile were not so friendly.
Let’s not talk about drinks, peanuts and edamame.
Just ten times the skewers would be 2,900 skewers.
If the dinner party cost six to seven thousand yuan, it would have been a show of generosity.
But if you add that you are asking for a string of strings, it can only mean that you are possessed by your second senior brother.
It didn't matter that these four people ran away cleanly. When Uncle Li's neighbors spread the word, he would no longer want this face.
