"Hahahahaha!"
Fu Zhexing threw his head back and laughed, his movements very exaggerated.
However, the hands that seemed to be behind the back for the purpose of pretending to be beeping were used to perform the animal control technique in the opposite direction with great skill, without daring to stop for a moment.
He was afraid that if Shangguan accidentally bullied him, everything would be over.
For the painter who fully controls the painted beast, he is basically in a state of being unable to move.
Once the opponent gets close, it is equivalent to defeat, not to mention that Shangguan Ritian is still an individual practitioner, so even if he can fight back, there is a high probability that he will be killed.
"why are you laughing?"
Feeling angry, Shangguan Ritian's blood surged and his muscles tightened.
He punched out like thunder and broke through the air. He stopped dodging and faced the violent ape head-on with several blows.
The powerful force actually shook the three-meter-long painted beast back one after another.
"Of course I'm laughing at you."
"Shangguan Ritian is a person who is looking for fame and reputation. I thought I had a high regard for you before."
Fu Zhexing squinted his eyes and looked the other person up and down, deliberately lingering a little longer when his eyes swept over his buttocks.
Shangguan Ritian was covered in blood, and his tattered clothes were full of claw marks and tooth holes.
Especially the hole scraped open by the iron-eating beast with bamboo shoots, half of the buttocks was exposed.
Fu Zhexing shook his head, his eyes full of sarcasm: "With no clothes covering your body, you are in such a state of desolation, how dare you say such arrogant words?"
"In other words, are you Shangguan family members so shameless?"
"Fu Zhexing, you are so brave! How dare you insult my family!"
Shangguan Ritian shouted loudly, his eyes bulging out of anger.
Although he was furious, his remaining rationality still allowed him to deliberately avoid the topic of crotchless pants.
The power of Shangguan Ritian's fist rolled like a dragon, turning into a roaring wave and hitting the violent ape's abdomen directly.
The violent ape let out a wail, knelt down on the ground, held his stomach and vomited out several mouthfuls of smelly ink.
With no obstacles in front of him, Shangguan Ritian seized the opportunity and rushed forward.
But he saw the dragon descending from the sky, its huge tail whipping up violently, and he was thrown away.
Immediately afterwards, the giant crocodile, which had been waiting at the landing point, opened its mouth leisurely and waited for the food to enter.
Shangguan Ritian secretly thought that something was wrong, he was anxious and confused just now.
During the fall, he quickly adjusted his posture and used his hands and feet to support the crocodile's mouth to prevent the other party from swallowing him.
The cold wind rustled, blowing Shangguan Ritian's shabby clothes.
Under the illumination of the white moonlight, her tight buttocks looked even more eye-catching.
"belch……"
The giant crocodile suddenly burped, and bursts of breath hit his face.
Buzz! The brain is throbbing.
Shangguan Ritian almost suffocated and lost strength after fainting for a moment.
It stinks! I was so choked that I couldn't open my eyes!
When he just fought with the violent ape, he was a little strange. Painted beasts are illusory things. Why do they have smell on them?
Holding back the pungent smell, he looked into the depths of the huge mouth.
The flesh wall is covered with dense binding runes...
If it falls, the cultivation level will be instantly sealed by three layers inside and three layers outside.
Look further down.
Good guy, stinky socks, corroded fish and pork, spoiled durian, and open canned herring? Korean stingray fillet? Expired natto?
What a loss! But Shangguan Ritian didn't know whether the person who fell would be stink to death.
But even if you are lucky enough to escape, you will immediately turn into a humanoid stinker and be disliked by both the enemy and ourselves.
"Ah! Fu Zhexing! You shameless villain!"
Shangguan Ritian jumped back with all his strength, and finally managed to break free from the crocodile's mouth.
After landing, he took a few steps back before opening his mouth and breathing heavily.
It’s not about being tired, it’s about being smoked.
"You keep saying you want to teach me a lesson, but now you are in such a mess... Since you are so confident, do you dare to bet with me on today's outcome?"
Fu Zhexing looked sideways at the person and showed a playful smile.
Contrary to his exaggerated expression, he felt uneasy inside.
It stands to reason that Shangguan Ritian, who has been ridiculed by him for so long, should agree to the bet because the time is just right.
If you don't agree, you may have to spend a lot of time and adopt other extreme methods.
"Do you think I will lose to you?"
Seeing the opponent's confident expression, Shangguan Ritian gritted his teeth. It was the first time he was so despised by someone of the same level.
In his eyes, painted beasts are foreign objects and there is no difference between spiritual weapons and magic weapons.
Without these, Fu Zhexing would be nothing if only relying on his own strength.
In order to sharpen his will this time when he went down the mountain, Shangguan Ritian deliberately didn't even take out his storage bag.
As long as there is a handy tool by his side, he will not be forced into this situation.
"Isn't that right? My dear, have you ever touched the hem of Fu Mou's clothes during the war?"
Fu Zhexing snorted and looked away, showing an attitude that he didn't take the person seriously at all.
In fact, this is nonsense. The actual situation is that Fu Zhexing was defeated at the same time he was touched by his opponent.
The sentence "Open the file, kid" will make Shangguan choke every day.
He reached out and tugged at the hem of his shirt, trying to cover the exposed area, but it was still in vain.
The main reason is that the iron-eating beast's bamboo shoots are too damaged. Not only are the tops extremely sharp, but there are also many tiny barbs growing near the shoot heads.
The scratch just now not only tore the jeans, but also tore the underwear underneath.
Fortunately, he escaped in time, otherwise the injury would not be as simple as a butt blossom.
"Okay, Fu Zhexing."
Ouyang Ritian said in a deep voice: "If you lose, just surrender and apologize to our clan and admit your mistake, then tie yourself up and go to the Discipline Hall to bow down and confess!"
When Fu Zhexing heard this, he immediately became happy.
The content of the bet is not important. As long as Shangguan Ritian can accept the bet, everything else is easy to talk about.
After thinking for a while, Fu Zhexing quickly struck while the iron was hot and said:
"Not only that. If you win, I will advise the master and fully recommend you to go to another world. If necessary, I can even introduce you to meet the princess of the other world, and then you can make a request to her in person!"
"Is this true?"
Shangguan Ritian was stunned when he heard this. How could he give the other party more money in this bet?
Fu Zhexing is a very sinister guy. It is abnormal for him to be so generous. Could it be that he is deceitful?
Seeing that Shangguan Ritian was getting up because of it, Fu Zhexing said again: "If you don't believe it, we can make a vow of inner demons on the spot."
"No, you dare to break your promise! I will beat you until your bones are broken and your muscles are broken, and you will be handed over to the Discipline Hall!"
Shangguan Ritian said coldly, thinking carefully, it would be okay even if Fu Zhexing escaped from the battle.
A monk who can run away cannot escape from the temple. Unless this guy never returns to Longhu Mountain again, there will always be a day when we meet again.
"But if you lose."
Fu Zhexing changed the topic and said sternly: "You must act according to my plan! I guarantee that what you do will not hurt innocent people, will not involve the interests of the sect, and will be of slight benefit to the whole of China!" Even if there are occasional things that violate benevolence, justice and morality during the process, you don’t need to take action.”
"The most important thing is, we can also go to another world together..."
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