Standing at the door of Uncle Ye Fan's house anxiously, Xu Fei's hand on the door shook slightly and he couldn't knock it from the left or right.
Thinking of what happened yesterday, he wanted to crawl into the mountain peak.
God absorbs nutrients...and photosynthesis...
Bang, the courtyard door suddenly opened.
Uncle Ye came out with a dry cigarette in his mouth and a black cloth cage in his hand. It seemed that he was going to the park to walk the birds.
Glancing at Xu Fei, Uncle Ye raised the corner of his mouth and said with a smile: "Hey? Is Xiao Fei normal?".
"Yes, yes, I caused you trouble yesterday." Xu Fei smiled awkwardly, bowed his head and apologized.
"No trouble, no trouble." Uncle Ye waved his hand and said with a faint smile:
"I am a 'fake man in the melon field', so I have to thank you for helping me dig a big hole. It just so happens that my grandson wants to eat dragon fruit. It will be convenient to plant it next year."
Brat, it doesn't matter if you are naughty or mischievous, but you can't bear to say that I am a zodiac. Although the zodiac is quite cute, that guy always steals food.
I remember when your Grandma Ji and I went to the countryside to farm, you didn’t know where we were.
Seeing that Uncle Ye was still angry, Xu Fei quickly said something nice:
"Goodbye Uncle Ye, I am from Zhen, and I did something crazy in your melon field yesterday. I had a seizure yesterday, so please don't be the same as me. I will help you plow the land another day."
"Well, that's pretty much it."
Uncle Ye stroked his goatee. It happened that a small strip of land at the south gate was too lazy to turn over, so he asked this boy to help him tidy it up so that he could plant some green onions.
"Uncle Ye, I actually ate poisonous mushrooms yesterday..." Xu Fei explained.
In addition to apologizing, his main purpose is to minimize the embarrassment.
"Okay, I've heard about it a long time ago"
Uncle Ye waved his hand and said with a sneer: "From now on, you should clean up the house regularly, especially the wardrobe. Keep it away from moisture. If it is covered with moss, mushrooms will definitely grow there."
"Your parents don't live here, so you have to take the initiative and be diligent! Also, don't eat mushrooms randomly."
Moss growing on your wardrobe? And then mushrooms grow?
Xu Fei blinked his eyes and couldn't answer the words. He didn't know exactly how Lei Yin explained.
In fact, Leiyin didn't say anything at all. The issue of mushrooms has been spread around here in countless versions.
"Also, Xiao Fei, don't take it too seriously. In this lifetime, who hasn't been stupid a few times in their youth?
"I remember when you, Uncle Su, drank too much at the village banquet, and after blowing your nose, you threw the paper into the noodle bowl."
"Then I forgot to clean up after a while and just picked up the bowl and ate it. Everyone in the village went crazy with joy, hahaha."
Uncle Ye shook his head and couldn't help laughing as he recalled the past events.
Xu Fei also laughed a few times in agreement, but he didn't expect that the strict Uncle Su would ever have such an embarrassment.
"Then that old boy Su Mu pretended to be sick at home for several days. By the time he went out, everyone had forgotten about him."
"I understand, Xiao Fei, the folks in the village just forgot about your trivial matter and no one really took it seriously."
Xu Fei nodded in agreement, but felt even more melancholy in his heart. Don't you still remember it after so many years...
Bang!
The iron door of the bungalow next door was pushed open, and an old man with white eyebrows and short beard walked out on a cane.
He snorted coldly, raised his walking stick and pointed it at Uncle Ye and said, "You old man Ye, you can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth, but you know how to say bad things about me to the younger generation all day long."
Uncle Ye stroked his goatee and said jokingly: "Is it true that what I didn't say is true? You are so old, do you still care about this? It would be good to tell the children to make them happy."
"Okay, then tell your glorious deeds and let the children have fun!" Uncle Su said angrily.
Then he quickly turned his head to look at Xu Fei, with an unusually kind expression: "Xiao Fei, Old Man Ye was a god back then."
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Uncle Ye frowned. He didn't remember doing anything stupid back then.
"It's the first time a bus has been launched in Neihui Old Town. Most people haven't taken it before. It's very new."
"Old man Ye was so excited that he couldn't sleep all night, just waiting to take the bus. As a result, he got up late the next day and ran out of the door in a hurry."
"Waiting for the bus, hey, guess what!" Uncle Su paused, deliberately titillating.
"What's wrong with Uncle Ye?" Xu Fei's curiosity was aroused and he couldn't help but ask.
At this time, Uncle Ye seemed to remember something, and his heart skipped a beat.
He immediately walked over and stopped Uncle Su and said, "You old boy, shut up now!"
But how could Uncle Su pay attention to him? He spoke faster and shouted: "After Mr. Ye got in the car, he felt that his calves were very twisted! He thought it was because his socks were wrapped in his pants! He asked me to block it for him."
"In the end, I dug and dug and pulled out a pair of long johns. Everyone in the car was dumbfounded!"
"Ah, this..." Xu Fei wanted to laugh, but when he saw that the two old men were a little anxious, he quickly bit his lower lip to keep calm.
"You, you, you!" Uncle Ye became anxious and yelled angrily:
"You old boy, just wait and see! Later I will tell your wife about the love letters you wrote to the belle of the neighboring village when you were young!"
"Bah!" Uncle Su was also angry, and the walking stick made a clanging sound on the ground, and he replied: "How dare you mention this! I will tell you that you fell into the river and were given artificial respiration by the African old man." go out!"
Seeing the two old men talking harmoniously about the past, Xu Fei suddenly felt a lot more relaxed. The uncle is the uncle, and he has his own way of persuading people.
At this moment, the childish voice of a little boy came from behind Xu Fei.
"Mom, it's the big brother who danced yesterday!"
"Shh, stop talking nonsense and go home quickly."
Xu Fei's face fell instantly and he did not dare to look back.
"Mom, I also want to learn to dance!"
"Be good! If you make trouble again, mommy will give you your favorite big mouth!"
When the footsteps behind him disappeared, Xu Fei's body shook slightly and tears appeared in the corners of his eyes.
Turning around and running back home, he decided not to go out recently!
…
Leiyin was a little surprised when she returned home carrying a lot of breakfast.
The floor was as bright as new and the furniture was spotless. Xu Fei was cleaning the table hard at the moment.
"Fei...what are you doing..." Leiyin put on her slippers and walked to the dining table.
Xu Fei scratched his head and said shyly: "I see you went out to buy breakfast. I have nothing to do, so I..."
"..."
Leiyin frowned slightly, feeling that something was wrong with Xu Fei's way of speaking.
She laid out the breakfast one by one, then went to the kitchen to get two pairs of chopsticks, and said: "Fei...eat..."
Xu Fei nodded listlessly, put the rag in the toilet and threw it clean, then sat back on the chair and ate the wontons.
After biting off half of the bun, Xu Fei choked and looked into his hand with a pouted mouth.
Mushroom filling.
"Baozi Shop... gave it to you..."
Leiyin explained with a smile that she felt Xu Fei was very popular and even the owner of the breakfast shop cared about him.
This stinky uncle is trying all kinds of tricks to hurt me!
Xu Fei was speechless, which meant that his deeds had spread to Uncle Wang's area.
"Leiyin, I want to discuss something with you." Xu Fei said cautiously.
"Hmm..." Leiyin put a spoonful of tofu into her mouth and raised her eyes to look at him.
"How about we order food for the next two days and I won't go out to buy groceries?" Xu Fei asked embarrassedly.
Beep beep, the phone rings.
As soon as Xu Fei saw the person, he answered the phone.
"Hey, Mr. Qiu."
"Xiao Fei, the financing, evaluation and risk control of your independent game have all passed. Come over tomorrow."
"Ah, tomorrow? Mr. Qiu, could you please change the time..."
"I'm going on a business trip for a week starting the day after tomorrow, how about today?"
"Then let's do it tomorrow." Xu Fei said with a sad face.
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