Time goes back to two hours ago.
"Giggle!"
The loud crowing of cocks broke the silence of the early morning.
On the roof of his house, Xu Fei was wearing pajamas and slippers, with a resolute look on his face and proudly standing on the top of the bungalow.
He stared deeply at the ray of dawn as the rising sun seemed to demonstrate his status as the overlord of the dawn.
Looking down at the road, the faces of passers-by in groups were full of sleepiness.
Xu Fei shook his head, you stupid workers, one day I will wake you up and regain your lost freedom.
Last night, he saw clearly the 'truth of the world' and discerned the 'truth of all things'.
He deeply realized that he was actually a chicken!
"Keke!" Xu Fei raised his head to the sky and screamed again.
Yes, he is the overlord of dawn, the mudslide in the poultry world, the uncrowned king among roosters, and the unavoidable nightmare of stray cats and dogs.
He is a fighting chicken without emotions.
Looking down at all living beings and climbing to the top, Xu Fei once thought that he was born to be the (chicken) king and was very lonely.
Jumping high from the roof, Xu Fei stumbled forward several times before kneeling on the ground.
Looking up at the old locust tree in front of him, he suddenly burst into tears and said excitedly: "One day, I will become a big tree like you! Although I am just a little grass now!"
If Leiyin were at the scene, she would be surprised that Xu Fei's current abnormal state was almost the same as that of his second brother Fred.
Standing up, Xu Fei bowed deeply to the old locust tree, turned around and ran out of the door.
In the alley, Xu Fei looked left and right for a while, then jumped and jumped diagonally towards Uncle Ye's house.
Of course, the door is locked.
Bang!
The iron gate of the courtyard was slightly dented, and Xu Fei's forehead was also slightly swollen.
After covering his head and rubbing it, Xu Fei stretched out his hand to scratch the wall of the courtyard and climbed in directly.
Uncle Ye had nothing to do after his retirement, so he planted all kinds of flowers and plants on the left side of the courtyard.
On the right side, a small piece of land is plowed to grow some vegetables that are easy to care for.
On weekdays, the tools and fertilizers used for farming were left casually in the yard, and no one would come to steal them anyway.
When Xu Fei jumped off the courtyard wall, the cotton slippers on his feet, which were not of very good quality, were ripped open.
He threw away his slippers, picked up a shovel and started digging holes in the farmland.
With Xu Fei's current extraordinary physical strength, a large hole thirty centimeters wide and twenty centimeters deep was dug in a short time.
After pouring in a little fertilizer and smelling the strong rancid smell, Xu Fei jumped in with satisfaction.
He stood up straight, raised his arms high toward the rising sun, and the backs of his two wrists naturally fit together. Then his palms naturally drooped and slowly rotated clockwise, looking like short propellers.
The door opens.
Uncle Ye came out with a dry cigarette in his mouth.
A gust of cold wind blew by, and he tightened the cotton jacket on his shoulders.
Since I was only wearing long johns, my legs were trembling a little.
He just heard a noise from the courtyard door and was worried about going out to take a look. What if someone stole the battery of the trampoline?
That car is his treasure, and he points to it every day when he takes his grandson to and from school.
After scanning the small courtyard, a strange object in the vegetable patch caught his attention.
"Hey, Xiao Fei? What are you doing here?"
Uncle Ye was shocked and looked at Xu Fei who was 'rooted' in the soil. The pipe in his mouth almost fell to the ground.
Xu Fei raised his head and was enjoying the sunshine without replying.
Walking up to him with a hunched back, Uncle Ye waved his hand in front of his eyes and said angrily and happily:
"What are you doing, kid? You've fallen asleep and come to my vegetable patch?"
Xu Fei pursed his lips at his feet and said angrily:
"Bah, you melon fields pretentious people, don't you see that I am absorbing nutrients?"
Then he looked at his hands that were spinning rhythmically and continued: "There is also photosynthesis."
After taking a puff of dry cigarette, a vein popped out on Uncle Ye's forehead.
He was sure that the kid was either asleep or drunk.
But that's not important. I think Ye Fan has guest-starred in several best-selling movies in his life, and no one has dared to call him Yu Ren!
With a bang, the courtyard door opened, and Xu Fei ran out with bare feet like flying.
Uncle Ye blew out a puff of smoke, put the hoe aside, closed the courtyard door and went back to sleep.
…
In the fitness park, there are many old people who get up early for morning exercises, and there are also a few young mothers who take their children to exercise.
"Xiao Fei, what are you doing squatting here? You're still barefoot, aren't you cold?" Aunt Li pulled away a bush and asked.
"Shhh."
Xu Fei made a silent gesture and stared straight ahead.
Aunt Li felt a little strange and looked forward with squinted eyes.
It turned out to be two wild cats getting ready for a fight.
The plump orange cat was hunched over, its hair sprouting all over its body, and it was meowing non-stop.
The tall and muscular tabby cat stared with dead eyes, raised its tail high, and let out a hissing growl from its mouth.
Aunt Li looked confused. How old was Xiao Fei? Why was she still curious about this thing like a little baby?
Suddenly, the orange cat's sharp claws popped out from the two balls of flesh, and they suddenly pounced towards each other.
It put a paw on the opponent's neck, and its fingertips contracted violently and scratched downwards.
Areas like the back of the neck are protected by thick fur, so if they are scratched, they will not be bruised.
But it is the vitality of cats. As long as you press the right position, you will lose the ability to resist in an instant and be caressed and teased casually.
The cat's eyes are shining, and its contemptuous expression indicates that everything is under control.
I saw it turning sideways to the left, dodging the flesh claws by a hair's breadth. Before the orange cat could react, it continued to jump up.
When he landed, he was already behind the orange cat.
The tabby cat raised its proud round head and stared closely at the orange cat's pair of bell-sized balls, seemingly seeing the dawn of victory.
A claw was waved out, and the slight sound of breaking wind was accompanied by the soft sound of a ripe melon falling to the ground.
Seeing that something was going wrong, the orange cat instinctively stiffened and his anus tightened.
It meowed and roared, using all its limbs to forcefully twist its body, barely escaping the fatal blow.
After the disaster, thinking about almost turning into a Yin-Yang cat, the orange cat was frightened and even more angry.
So he attacked again angrily.
The four meat pads jingle, jingle, criss-cross, and beat fast, it's so satisfying.
Aunt Li cheered softly when she saw it. She felt that it was really interesting. No wonder Xiao Fei stayed here, but why didn't she wear shoes?
Suddenly, a sudden change occurred.
Xu Fei let out a strange cry and rushed over.
The two cats were caught off guard, and the two-legged beast that often fed them was also present. They were stunned for a moment.
As a result, one was grabbed by the neck and lifted high, while the other was pinned to the ground.
After a violent stroke, Xu Fei shook off the hair on his hands and let the two cats run away.
Then he muttered: "Humph, this is my territory from now on, and the bird balls and cat food are mine."
"???"
Aunt Li's eyebrows furrowed into knots, thinking that Xiao Fei was so stimulated that she ran to fight with the cat.
In the blink of an eye, Zhuzi, could it be that... he broke up with that foreign girl!
This relationship is so good. I will go back to match my niece to Xiao Fei, and then ask for the contact information of the foreign girl, and then try to introduce the youngest son of the third aunt's family to her.
In this way, the two beautiful children become their own family, perfect!
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