After lunch, Xu Fei stretched. The food at home was better than takeout, but washing dishes was really troublesome.
I patted my chubby belly and felt that I had been spoiled by the little girl. I shouldn’t overeat all the time in the future. It will be difficult to lose weight when a beer belly develops in middle age.
Seeing Leiyin clumsily clearing away the dishes, Xu Fei stepped forward to stop her: "I'll be here for the next two days. I'll help you when you get used to it."
Leiyin stopped with some hesitation, took out a few silver coins from his pocket and said, "Compensation for the chopping board and table..."
Xu Fei felt that the biggest responsibility for this matter actually lies with him. If he had nothing to do, he would design others to do...
He didn't want to embarrass the little girl, so he waved his hand quickly: "No, the gold coins you gave me last time were very valuable, but giving them again will make things difficult for me."
In fact, this money cannot be spent at all. At most, it can be converted into gold and sold. But if it is regarded as a product of other civilizations, it is another matter, provided that someone believes it.
"I'm a bit awkward. I live and eat for free and don't know how to work. I also break things..." Leiyin said sheepishly.
In a completely unfamiliar world, suddenly living in someone else's home, Leiyin actually wanted to do more to eliminate her uneasiness.
Xu Fei stared at the cold and graceful figure and was able to understand the other person's thoughts. Everyone needs to reflect their personal value, especially in an unfamiliar environment.
In the past two days, he had taken care of almost everything, and Leiyin obeyed obediently. This only focuses on happiness and basically ignores the other person's mood.
Wanting to understand his mistake, Xu Fei said decisively and sincerely: "I'm sorry, I didn't consider your mood. From now on, let's share the trivial matters of life together. You can treat this place as your own home."
"Okay." Leiyin smiled and nodded.
"By the way, would you like to teach me swordsmanship and magic when you have time? I'm very interested in the products of civilizations from other worlds."
In fact, Xu Fei really doesn't care about swordsmanship or anything else. In a modern legal society, there is no need for fighting and killing skills.
This is not the time when entertainment was scarce in the 1980s and 1990s. When you go out, the roadside is full of streetwalkers. Young people have no place to release their excess hormones. They have no choice but to go to Mahjong Golden Flower KTV, black light dance parties, and drinking and washing their hair with swords. Those occasions are usually Just look at it and start doing it.
Twenty years have passed, and people have basically become insulated from those bad habits. Variety entertainment game machine, Internet cafe, basketball and archery hall, which one is not good? There are fewer and fewer fights, mainly because we have no energy and no time.
Magic is interesting. I read a lot of fairy tales when I was a kid, and I was very envious of the protagonists in them. If you can really learn a little bit about it and don't seek to become Harigan Dao Sinbad, I believe you can live a wonderful life in this life.
Leiyin looked into his eyes, nodded and said, "Yes, but I'm very strict. You can't give up halfway."
"Don't worry, it's no problem! I will definitely stick to it until the end." Xu Fei promised, patting his chest.
Just kidding, if we were to do other things, of course it would not be as delicious as Jiaozi, nor as comfortable as lying down. Laziness is human nature, it's something engraved in our genes.
However, the only learning experience in the world is before you, and it is taught by a beautiful girl teacher herself. Don't say harsh, violence is acceptable. Don't pity me just because I'm a delicate flower. I can totally not be a human being today.
"Speaking of beauty, how strong are you?" Xu Fei asked.
From the scene where the little girl smashed the TV, we can see that Leiyin's swordsmanship is simply amazing. But he was very curious about how strong it was.
As the old saying goes, the level of the master determines the upper limit of the apprentice.
For example, if Leiyin has the strength of Patriarch Bodhi, then he also has a chance to become Sun Wukong, right? If Leiyin has the strength of Sun Wukong, then he is at best Xiaolin.
"There are many strong people in the world, and I am nothing..." Leiyin thought about her father, brother, uncle, and master, and then said modestly.
"Maybe let's talk about it?"
"Hmm... about as strong as five second emperor brothers."
"..."
Xu Fei didn't understand. Who is the second emperor brother? The future second uncle? Second uncle, you can't do it. How can a man be so much weaker than his sister?
With a flash of inspiration in his mind, Xu Fei stood up, ran into the bedroom and took out the wall-mounted TV. Ever since the TV in the living room was smashed to pieces by Lei Yin with a sword, Guang Guang had been busy helping her get used to life and had forgotten about it.
Naturally, it is great to buy a new phone, but my wallet has been a bit painful these past two days. I can only save money for my resignation, mobile phone, and daily necessities, so I'd better wait and see.
After a lot of fuss, I assembled the TV and connected it to the game console.
Xu Fei excitedly picked up the handle and placed it on the sofa, waving to Leiyin to come over.
Soon, a middle-aged man holding a samurai sword appeared on the screen.
The man wears linen straw sandals unique to the Ashina region, and his left hand is a prosthetic leg made of steel. He is not afraid of many powerful inhuman monsters.
Dang Dang Dang!
The sound of striking iron was heard. It was the impact of the middle-aged man raising his sword to calmly block the enemy's weapon. Thunder flashed and flames intertwined, and the man defeated the enemy with great difficulty.
"How is it? Who is better between you and him?" Xu Fei wiped the sweat from his heart and pointed at the screen and asked.
"This person is a bit weak..." Leiyin said, blinking her big eyes.
"Forehead."
Xu Fei was surprised, and then changed several games one after another, and got the same answer.
It seems that conventional action games no longer have reference value. Opening the video URL directly, Xu Fei is going to find some Xianxia movies or TV series to try.
"How about this "Qianqian and Hunhun"?"
"Very weak."
"Where's "Shushan Panji"?"
"A little weak."
"How about Godzilla vs. the Ultra Brothers!"
"It's so fake, it's impossible to compare."
""Women's Federation 4 Ultimate Dinner Party"."
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An hour later, after numerous eliminations such as Naruto, Pirates, and Bleach, we finally found a suitable drama series to use as a reference.
"Magic Sword Beauty" is an old animation nearly twenty years ago. The protagonist Lina Inbas embarks on a journey to escape her sister's devil training...well, in order to travel around the world. She calls herself "the genius beautiful girl wizard" "Shi", the strongest attack spell "Dragon Break" that can be used by humans to withstand the maximum limit.
"Well... this image is somewhat similar to the world I live in." Leiyin gently rubbed her lower lip with her slender index finger and said seriously.
Xu Fei looked at her in surprise with his mouth wide open. This time it was rare that he didn't have any wild ideas. Beauty, isn’t the world over there too scary for you?
Although "Demon Sword Beauty" is a funny animation, the human race in the show is really miserable. Dragons are raging, monsters are attacking the city, demons are invading, there are dragons, elves, dwarves, goblins... This is a typical fantasy world in the Tolkien system.
"She..." Leiyin pointed to the heroine in the cartoon and said seriously:
"If it's a competition, I'll probably lose, because she's very versatile. But if it's a life-and-death fight, she will definitely die, and I won't give her time to perform the spell."
Xu Fei looked at the serious girl and didn't know how to answer the question. The content was a bit out of line. The main character in the animation can destroy a city by himself, comparable to a small walking nuclear bomb. Leiyin said he could beat her? Wouldn't that mean that I would also have the opportunity to become a walking RPG rocket in the future?
"You don't believe it?" Leiyin pouted a little unhappy.
Xu Fei sighed in his heart, this is not a question of belief or not. The human mind cannot imagine things that have not been seen before. I should have known better than to use cartoons as reference.
"No, no, Teacher Lilia is so awesome." Xu Fei quickly smoothed things over. He remembered that her full name had these three characters and thought it was quite cute, so he teased her along the way.
"Don't call me by my real name..."
"Huh? I always thought 'Lilia' was the last name."
"'Sigurd' is the surname, 'Leiyin' is a supplementary name used in social situations, and 'Lilia' is the real name. Only those close to her can call her..." Leiyin explained.
Xu Fei scratched his head and was a little confused. This rule was more difficult to understand than Western names. It seems that I will work hard to become that kind of 'close person' in the future.
"Can that magic...machine control the people in the image?" Leiyin pointed at the game console and asked, her curiosity evident on her face.
"Huh? Yes, do you want to try it?"
"Um……"
After struggling for a long time, Xu Fei finally explained the operation method, and Leiyin happily took the handle.
As the game content is experienced, the girl's expression changes slightly, and her body sometimes tilts. Several times I bumped into Xu Fei on the shoulder, but Xu Fei was very shameless and snickered in his heart and deliberately did not avoid it.
In the past two days, it was rare to see a girl happy, and Xu Fei became interested. He dug out the spare controller that had been collecting dust for many years and joined the battle group.
However, not long after, Leiyin made a sound of dissatisfaction.
"Don't let me, you have to respect your opponent in a competition..." the girl muttered in a low voice.
"No?" Xu Fei pretended to be dumbfounded.
He naturally let Leiyin play games. He was not a little boy, so how could he be so competitive with girls? Happiness was the most important thing.
"Just now your finger was on the triangle button, but you paused for a second before pressing it." Leiyin said.
Xu Fei raised his eyebrows, he could see it, what a look.
The two of them were playing a fighting game, trying to make Xiao Nizi happy, and implemented the classic flattering tactic of winning two and losing three, but they didn't expect that even the details on their fingers would reveal their flaws.
"Okay, let's start this game, I'm going to be serious!" Xu Fei promised, thinking that this girl has a simple and straightforward personality, how can he look at her with worldly eyes, because he thought too much before.
"Well, tricking people into swallowing a thousand needles..."
"Where did you learn this from?"
"From the previous animation."
"..."
Two hours later, Xu Fei VS Leiyin, 23 to 0, this time he really didn't give in on purpose...
Leiyin lowered her head, unable to see her expression, and her hands holding the handle were shaking slightly.
"..." Feeling that something was wrong with the other person's aura, Xu Fei licked his mouth and was thinking hard about his words.
"Fei..." Leiyin whispered, with a hint of resentment in her tone.
"In the!"
Xu Fei was a little embarrassed and turned around with a fake smile.
Then, what appeared in front of him was a smooth and white jade hand. It's just that the hand movements are like orchid fingers...
Snapped!
"Ouch!" Xu Fei covered his head and rolled on the sofa. His head had collapsed just now.
"Humph..." Leiyin snorted coldly, pouted her lips, and walked towards her room.
At this time, Xu Fei realized that women are all the same in their petty ways! Don’t be fooled by the cold appearance!
