"You, your mother?"
"Where's the two-way foil?! It's useless for you to step on the horse!! Give it back to me quickly!!"
The roar on the other end of the communicator made the singer almost feel like he had seen a ghost. He looked back behind him, but the words of those people still lingered in his ears.
"The two-dimensional universe has been destroyed by us!"
It absolutely does not believe that even if a universe is destroyed, the speed of destruction will spread at the speed of light, just like two-way foil.
The speed can never exceed the speed of light.
Unless you use curvature, space, wormhole and other technologies.
But now, the person on the other side of the communicator told himself that the two-dimensional universe was dying at a speed of a hundred billion times.
What does this mean?
Two dimensions die much faster than three dimensions.
They're throwing two-way foil everywhere... one without making a sound.
After all, after becoming two-dimensional...
whee.
The singer was stunned and subconsciously shouted angrily, "Awesome, even my communicator was hacked!"
"Fuck you!"
"Don't you use some logic? Two-dimensional destruction? What do you think your mother is?!"
When the person in charge at the other end of the communication heard this, he also fell silent.
After being silent for a long time, he became angry, "I, you *I*(@!Y#$I(!Y#*(^#...&...#!&...#&"
…
…
Earth.
Chengdu Crematorium.
Several familiar employees pushed a familiar body, and there was a large group of people walking around.
These people are so awesome.
United Nations secretaries, lieutenant colonels, lieutenant generals, generals, deputy ministers, and even some heads of state came.
What they said was, "Don't pay attention to us, just follow the usual procedures."
But some of them were so frightened that their hands were shaking.
Originally, transporting Lin Ye's body had some psychological shadow.
They were the ones who transported Lin Ye's corpse twice before, and now it's the third fucking time!
I have said it again, again and again, I beg you to spare our brothers!
One of them couldn't help sweating on his forehead and whispered: "He's here again... He's not going to fake the corpse in the crematorium again, is he?"
"Damn it, don't talk nonsense. When he pretended to be a corpse before, I was so scared that I wet my pants."
"Awesome..."
"Why has our place become his resurrection point?"
"Do we still have this power here?"
"When the earth wanders, let's put out an advertisement. It will be a hit!"
"But this hasn't happened to anyone else."
At this time, a group of reporters also rushed in and took pictures of Lin Ye's body. They were all preparing to record this critical moment.
Some reporters even said on the spot: "Look, anchor Lin Ye has returned to Earth after becoming two-dimensional, but now he is suspected to be completely dead and is being pushed into the crematorium."
"Depending on the situation, the country wants to use the crematorium to refresh the resurrection point so that the anchor can be resurrected and continue to challenge."
"After all, the challenge is not over yet. He played it so realistically, how could he die?"
"Everyone followed my camera and Lin Ye's body has already entered the scene."
"I don't know if he will be resurrected in the future. Let us pray for the host together. I hope he can be resurrected in the crematorium as soon as possible and continue the challenge plan of completely wandering the earth."
The police chief on the side slapped Shengsheng on the head, "Look, if it weren't for you, how could the anchor die? If he couldn't survive, I would stuff you in and cremate him."
凇凇, "You're numb..."
Not long after, Lin Ye's body was pushed to the crematorium. This was a coffin made of a cardboard box, which would be pushed in and burned together later.
At the scene, the staff skillfully arranged everything and glanced at the people behind them, "Hey, there are so many people behind, do you want them to pay homage to the deceased?"
"There was no such process before..."
"But, no one came before. If someone comes to see off, they have to pay homage to the deceased. This is our procedure."
"That……"
One of them looked back, and when he saw all the bosses, he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, "Forget it, just push it in and burn it. What level of people are these? Let them kneel down to say goodbye to the anchor."
"Fine."
Saying that, he pushed it in.
Starting to skillfully close the cover, everyone concentrated and waited for Lin Ye's fake corpse.
but……
Until the board was completely closed, there was no sign of a dead body.
One of them was a little panicked, holding the walkie-talkie and said tremblingly: "Light the fire."
Wang Yanghua was shocked!
Damn it, where are you now, you are about to set fire to it!
At the moment when it was about to explode, the two-way foil broke through the earth's atmosphere and entered the night sky.
And in the crematorium that was about to be lit, Lin Ye's tightly closed eyes suddenly opened!
【Ding! The number of resurrections is -1, and there is currently 1 left! 】
"F-fuck!"
"It's so fucking exciting!"
"ah?"
"Where is this?"
Lin Ye looked at the familiar small room, so familiar.
Suddenly shocked!
"What the hell, why is it a crematorium again???"
But this time he was not so lucky. As soon as he was shocked, he saw red flames spurting out from all around, igniting his hair with a bang.
"I'm so sorry!!"
"ah--!!"
"Help!!"
No, the Peacemaker is activated!
He kicked the small iron door hard, and the whole iron door burst open. He quickly got up and crawled into the small hole.
The moment he came out, countless bright spots focused on him!
He is the true brilliance of the earth!
The three staff members next to him were also stunned for a while, and one of them said in surprise: "Wow, it's so dazzling."
"Holy shit! He's on fire! Put out the fire quickly!!"
As he said that, he immediately kicked Lin Ye on the head and tried to put out the fire.
Very soon.
Wang Yanghua also rushed over in shock and slapped him with his clothes.
After Lin Ye was punched and kicked by a dozen people, he successfully extinguished all the flames. Immediately, medical staff rushed in, grabbed him and put him on the cart.
"Give way! First aid!"
The nurse with beautiful legs is also included in this list.
She is more beautiful than before, the muscles in her thighs are more obvious, and she has an extremely healthy beauty.
This time, she skillfully made Lin Ye lie on her lap and touched his face with her hands, "Lin...Mr. Lin, you are really alive!"
“The crematorium is truly your resurrection point!”
She was so moved that she almost cried.
Only Lin Ye was dizzy and felt that there was chaos in front of him.
He was almost beaten to death by this group of evolved humans directly at the mouth of the crematorium.
but.
The moment he appeared on stage was indeed quite dazzling.
After all, his whole body was on fire, even his pants were burned off.
When I came to my senses, I felt that my crotch was a little cold and a little drafty.
As the saying goes!
The wind blows the hair on my crotch!
A group of female doctors and nurses in the ambulance stared at his cow and couldn't help but blush, "It's so big..."
"Hmm~ So big~"
Lin Ye came back to his senses at this moment and was immediately stunned, "What's so big?"
Then he realized that everyone was staring at his crotch.
He was shocked!
"F-fuck!"
“Ahhhh——!!!”
"I will destroy all mankind now!!"
The nurse with beautiful legs held his head to prevent him from struggling, and quickly comforted him: "Okay, okay, this is your advantage, and you can show your advantage."
"ah???"
"Damn it, are you sick?!"
