Lin Ye hung up the phone and quickly pulled up his pants. He stared at the door warily. The door lock rang just now. Fortunately, no one barged in directly.
He was not afraid of being exposed, but mainly because the thing was too big and he was afraid of scaring others.
Weapons are a deterrent, not a show off.
Just know that he's big.
"Sir, are you okay? I have to clean the toilet."
Lin Ye walked out speechlessly and saw her holding a clean brush in her hand, wearing a mask and disposable gloves, looking fully armed.
Damn retarded!
After Lin Ye left, the beautiful nurse rushed in and took out a huge syringe from nowhere. She took a closer look at the flushed toilet. She was a little disappointed.
However, some urine stains were found on the rim of the toilet.
She carefully extracted it and looked for any surviving tadpoles in these things...
Of course, Lin Ye didn't know all this. If he knew, he would never pee in the future, and he would drink as much as he wanted!
After the beauty-leg nurse handed the extracted items to the person in charge at the door, she came to the edge of the bed.
A pair of peach blossom eyes wandered around. She had to find a way to stimulate this man. Otherwise, how could she complete her mission of saving all mankind?
It’s not like you have to do this kind of thing.
She finally figured it out. As expected of a medical student, she was playing pervert.
He came closer, unbuttoned his collar a little, and smiled charmingly, "Sir, I will continue to massage you."
"Um."
What he was thinking about just now was whether he should go to the capital and receive a Nobel Prize. If he had this thing, he would be able to legitimately enter the top management of many countries, and steal nuclear weapons even more easily.
As soon as I thought about the key point, I felt a pair of small hands touching a place that shouldn't be touched.
His eyes widened, "What are you doing?!"
The beautiful nurse immediately felt nervous and quickly took her little hand away, "Yes, I'm sorry, I was distracted just now."
Then she couldn't help but muttered: "You don't really like men, do you?"
"ha???"
Lin Ye is going crazy.
He rolled out of bed. He couldn't stay in this hospital anymore. If he stayed here any longer, his innocence would be at risk.
"I...I fucking...forget it, whatever you say is what it is."
This sentence stunned him, not because he had nothing to say, but because he was afraid that if the other party followed suit after saying it, how would you solve it?
Is it possible to start a family with her?
Impossible, this is a hospital, and he finally understands how perverted the game is.
When the time comes, I will be happy and I will tell you a year later, "Congratulations, you gave birth to one hundred and eight sons."
Grass!
Gather one hundred and eight heroes from Liangshan and summon the dragon, right?
Lin Ye did not dare to bet that the other party would not do this. Although he could control this aspect, he could not guarantee that it would not be active, or that some technology could extract DNA in this aspect.
What can't humans do in the face of disaster?
So it would be more direct to say nothing and just act stupid.
But the beautiful-legged nurse at the scene was stunned. She looked a little surprised, and she quietly took out her mobile phone to send a message.
[Lin Ye is gay, so he is going to have a strong man tonight and fuck him! 】
[He sleeps very regularly at night. 】
Lin Ye always felt a little cold on his back. After eating a few grapes, he looked at the nurse with beautiful legs and said, "I've been asked to receive the Nobel Prize. Do you want to go or not?"
"ah?"
"Go ahead, this is the highest honor." She was stunned and quickly put away her phone. She didn't know what Lin Ye meant by saying this. What kind of Nobel should he receive?
Ig Nobel?
Lin Ye immediately patted her shoulder. Seeing the northern hemisphere tremble, his heart twitched, "Hey - well, let's leave now, go to the capital... You inform them and arrange a transfer for me." , otherwise I will die in front of them now."
"Well……"
"ha?"
"Okay, okay."
She hurriedly ran out of the ward.
Lin Ye looked at the direction she was leaving and narrowed his eyes slightly, "After we leave the hospital, I want to see what means you have to mess with me. It's time for me to mess with you!"
He is a person who takes revenge when he has a grudge and complains when he has a grudge.
Now with the title of "dead corpse", he is walking sideways in the country. No one can come. He must have whatever he wants. Even if he says he wants to be president for two days now, the whole world has to discuss how to be the president. The most enjoyable.
It is simply a shame to be teased by women all the time.
As he was thinking about it, he picked up his phone, frantically recalled the movie websites he used to visit, and then downloaded it! download! download!
"hey-hey."
…
…
The other end.
The nurse with beautiful legs ran to the person in charge and said breathlessly: "Mr. Lin, he has changed his mind. He wants to be discharged from the hospital and go to the capital to receive a Nobel Prize... I feel that this is a precursor to schizophrenia. I suggest tying him up..."
The person in charge was stunned, then looked at the computer screen and was silent for a while, "He is going to the capital to receive the Nobel... Well, it should be the press conference of the source virus... The Capital Medical University team said that he is the pioneer, so I will contact him."
He thought about it carefully, and if the patient was depressed, it would be better to go out and relax.
And he can also hand over this hot potato so that it won't rot in his own hands.
He slapped the table decisively, "Okay! In that case, let him go!"
"I will contact the superiors."
The nurse was dumbfounded, and then added: "He said...he also wants a special plane."
"special plane?"
"It's so simple. I'll get in touch right away." The person in charge said boldly. After quickly dismissing the nurse, he closed the window tightly and dialed the leader's phone number.
"Lin Ye has a new situation here... Ouch, how did I know about him? He is just crazy..."
"No, don't worry, leader, I definitely did not neglect my duties, I am very serious!"
"I drank twenty cups of coffee today and my stomach feels uncomfortable!"
"What did Lin Ye say?"
"Hey, you didn't know that. He made a lot of noise in the ward and said that if he didn't go to the capital, he would be hit on the wall and die on the spot. I...I couldn't help it."
"That's really what you said! I can guarantee it. If you don't believe it, just come and ask yourself and it will become clear."
"Okay, okay, I will arrange for someone to provide personal protection..."
"Wait a minute for the leader. He wants a special plane. If not, he will go to the capital with a missile..."
"Oh, I didn't lie to you. He really said that. I had no intention of playing football. It took me a long time to persuade him to call you. He is about to destroy the hospital!"
"Hey, okay, it's eight o'clock tonight, right? I understand."
Snap!
The leader smashed the phone to pieces and threw it out of the window. With a relaxed smile on his face, his legs were hanging on the table. He took a sip of coffee and said, "Ouch, it burned me to death..."
snort!
No one will be able to contact him next.
Ask?
Sorry, I was so nervous just now that my phone fell from upstairs and broke.
Hahaha! Just thinking about it makes me so happy!
Damn it, Lin Ye can finally get out of Chengdu. Damn it, staying here for one more day will make every one of them unable to sleep.
Go to the capital city!
