#worldsensation! Capital Medical University team discovers virus killer! #
#sourcevirus, the virus killer, can cure thirty types of viral infections! #
#AIDS bears the brunt and is sentenced to death! #
The #Capital Medical University team claimed that the original discoverer turned out to be Lin Ye! #
#anchor! It’s the anchor again! He strikes again! #
#林甔攔义 is a member of Capital University of Medical Sciences and a milestone in virology! #
#天不生林晔, virology will last forever like a long night! #
#林伊伊’s graduation thesis is shocking to the world, and the Nobel Prize is far away! #
Suddenly, news about the source of the virus was overwhelming on the Internet, overshadowing Lin Ye's limelight, especially the fact that AIDS could be completely cured, which made countless male compatriots in Chengdu rejoice.
Everyone celebrates.
No one knows what the source of HIV is, but it has always hindered human beings from pursuing a happy life, now!
I declare!
Times have changed! The promiscuity begins!
wrong.
It’s the beginning of a happy life!
Hupu netizens commented sharply on this news:
[AIDS started with chimpanzees and is now ending with paramecium. Degeneration is also a kind of evolution. 】(Paramecium refers to Lin Ye)
【I declare! The era of human happiness has begun, let’s party! 】
[I can fuck whoever I want to fuck! 】
[This wave of anchors should not be paramecia, but the power of single cells! 】
[Alan, did you see it? This is the freedom you want, we are free! 】
[Fuck Reiner! 】
[I was laughing so hard. Everyone on this floor was stunned. Are prostitutes getting bolder? 】
[They all say that heroes don’t even wear condoms. Now, I want to be a hero too! 】
[Thank you anchor, thank you Capital Medical University. Can you research another contraceptive method without side effects? Condoms really don’t work. I suggest Durex go bankrupt. 】
[Durex: Let me see what’s going on? Damn it, I woke up after a nap and the stock price plummeted 300%? ! 】
Afterwards, Weibo also urgently joined the battlefield, and major netizens commented:
[Sisters, if this kind of vaccine appears, you must get it. Who knows what it will be like in the future? 】
[China is different, far ahead! 】
[I'm so fucking ahead of the world! 】
[People are messed up now. I really don’t dare to think about what will happen in the future...getting married? Whoever gets married is unlucky! 】
[Oh yeah, everyone is a bus, so no one can pretend to be aloof. Who wants to see my large-scale photos? 】
[Black stockings photo - To celebrate, draw a lottery to be an Ai. 】
[Aiyo, it’s Mei. What’s the big deal about warts? Without AIDS, there are still gonorrhea, syphilis, and genital warts. It’s a big deal. Let’s go through them all...]
【The economy is about to take off! 】
[I have already spent all my money buying pharmaceutical stocks, waiting for them to take off. 】
[I know Weibo is uneducated. It’s the first time I’ve seen someone so uneducated. It made me laugh to death. 】
[Brother, gonorrhea is a bacterium, not a virus. 】
Little Red Book:
[Family, this is a big speechless incident. I asked my boyfriend to take me to get the virus vaccine. Guess what happened to him? He actually said that the source virus is not a vaccine, and he didn't want to take me there. He still treated me like this. Sisters, you must keep your eyes open. 】
[Test your boyfriend’s loyalty to see if he can take you to fight the source of the virus...]
[Hahaha, my senior found this. It has nothing to do with the shrimp-headed anchor. She went to the North Pole before and dug it out with her own hands. 】
[The Nobel Prize can only be received by Lin Yiyi! 】
[The shrimp-headed man is not worthy! 】
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In short, the emergence of the Internet has caused human morality to be repeatedly whipped to death. It is obvious that morality is dead, but you still want to dance on its grave. Isn't it so immoral?
Even the chaos of demons is not enough to describe the extent of the explosion of the Internet.
Of course, there are still some normal people who say that Lin Ye is a perverted murderer. How could he develop this virus?
Should more rigorous testing be conducted before everything can be decided?
The emergence of this paper gave many popular science bloggers room to play. They went to the Lancet to pick up the paper, directly ignored Lin Ye's name, and added insult to injury by saying that it was researched by the goddess Lin Yiyi.
It symbolizes that Chinese women have stood up, and there is also a national version of 'Marie Curie'.
The whole family laughed.
But the person involved didn't know this at all. He was eating cold noodles, enjoying the massage from the beautiful woman, and unconsciously made a grunt of satisfaction.
So cool.
How can life be so exciting?
So why are there such big differences between people?
Thinking that before he traveled through time, his predecessor suddenly died on the street due to overwork, but now he was lying on the legs of the most beautiful woman in the world, happily watching movies, eating snacks, and enjoying massages.
Now if he says he wants to light a cigarette, the other party will immediately arrange for someone to deliver a pack of Huazi.
Unfortunately, he is not a smoker.
For a moment, he no longer knew what the goal and direction of human life was, and it had no meaning at all. World peace?
Screw you, as long as you don't disturb my happy life, you can do whatever you want.
Hahaha!
Lin Ye stretched out his hand and felt like peeing.
"I need to go to the toilet..."
As he spoke, he got up.
But the beautiful nurse suddenly used her hands hard and said with a rosy face: "Sir... we have prepared a urinal for you. You can lie still and I will help you solve it."
"..."
He was shocked.
I thought this kind of life was the limit, but I didn't expect that something even more exciting was yet to come.
There was a brief hesitation in my heart.
Grass!
Are you still hesitating? !
He quickly stood up, grabbed his pants and looked at the other person warily, "What do you mean, I just want to relax my mood, but you are greedy for my body?!"
"I know I'm handsome, but there's no need to be so direct!"
"Take this to test me. Which man can withstand such a test?!"
He picked up his pants and ran towards the toilet nearby, vaguely feeling that something was wrong. Even if it was a honey trap, this step was a bit too much. Could it be...
Suddenly he reacted.
These people are not trying to extract their own tadpoles and make in vitro fertilization, right?
Thinking about it makes me sick.
Feeling a little wary, Lin Ye glanced at the system panel again. For some reason, the last live broadcast challenge was never completed.
Ten days have passed without any movement.
He has no choice but to start a live broadcast again. No matter how comfortable his life is now, he is still poor. He only has more than 50,000 yuan in his body. His bank card has been blocked several times and almost all the money was transferred to him. .
"Something is wrong, 12 out of 10 is wrong."
Just as I was thinking about it, my phone suddenly rang.
The caller from Lin Yiyi was also from the netizen 'Peach is not spitting out walnut'.
After the two added each other on WeChat, they never contacted each other again, and she never said a word to him.
"Hello?" He answered with curiosity.
"Is it...is it Mr. Lin Ye?" Suddenly, a timid voice came from the other end.
I thought the voice sounded pretty good, "Yes, what do you want?"
"Oh! That's right. The paper you sent me before has been confirmed by our team's research that the source virus does exist and can currently cure thirty viral diseases, including the new coronavirus."
"So...the professor and I would like to invite you to the capital to attend tomorrow's press conference."
When the other party finished speaking, Lin Ye was stunned. He had forgotten this so long ago. The other party was so rigorous and even asked the team to conduct experiments and cracked 30 kinds of viruses. Even the coronavirus that had tortured humans for four years. It was so broken.
"Awesome, I almost forgot if you didn't tell me."
As soon as he said this, the other party was silent for a while, then suddenly laughed, "Yes... compared to what you have done recently, this is indeed a bit insignificant... Hahaha."
"Uh..." He scratched his head and thought carefully, "Go to the capital, I don't know..."
"Please come. After all, you are the founder of this paper, and you have to win the Nobel Prize." Lin Yiyi said.
He rubbed the bridge of his nose again, "My current mission is world peace...Look, if you have time...Hey! Damn it! Don't open the door!"
"Dududu..."
The phone was hung up.
Lin Yiyi was left frozen in place with a confused face...
Is... is he okay?
