Shock the whole world!
August 25, 2024, 15:42.
Big golden characters inexplicably appeared above the heads of people all over the world.
【Eat shit! 】
【Heaven-defying foot control! ], [Street Writer], [Nothing Special], [Three No Men], [Three No Women], [Top Yandere], [Pure Love Warrior], [Tauren], [A Thousand Layers of Cuckold] .
Such bright characters were hung above everyone's head, displaying their profession, characteristics, thoughts, and strengths. Everyone was fucking dumbfounded!
street.
Pedestrians were happily eating barbecue and skewering the skewers. As they were eating, one person exclaimed, "Fuck! There's grass growing on your head!"
"ah?"
"Oh my God! There's something on your head too!"
"What the hell?!"
"Oh my God, what is this?!"
One of the burly men pointed to the words on a woman's head, "Gold Medal Technician?!"
The woman also covered her mouth, "Expert in scrubbing?!"
"Damn it, didn't you tell me before that you opened a sanatorium?!"
"Then you told me before that you were the manager of the bathing center!"
"Ouch, I'm going to fuck you!"
"You idiot, let's break up!"
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Such a scene appears on the street, especially on the subway. When the four bright golden characters "I am stupid" appear above someone's head, he just feels that he has nowhere to escape.
He covered his head with his hands and almost cried.
But then, a man ran over angrily, attracting everyone's attention.
"Wow, I'm happy to be a dad."
"Smiling, I'm happy to be a father!"
"Hahaha, what a miserable man."
Although the man was angry and slapped the car door hard to indicate that he wanted to get out of the car, he covered his forehead with his hands amidst the comments of the people around him, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... yeah ~ ~..."
"Take it off quickly! Take it off quickly... Take it off quickly..."
"She loves me so much. If I don't believe it, I will never believe it."
All the passengers around them couldn't hold back. They felt that the corners of their mouths were harder to press than AK. This was originally a very sad thing, but they couldn't help it.
People's joys and sorrows are not connected with each other. I just think they are noisy.
Of course, most people still use their mobile phones to look at the top of their heads, where there are all kinds of labels.
[Mechanical Engineer], [Student Party], [Construction Worker], [Fuck Girl], [Otaku].
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at the same time.
Within the government department, there is a security conference center for Lin Ye.
Wang Yanghua was speaking, but as he was speaking, he noticed something was wrong. He couldn't help but rub his eyes and found that these people all had a line of font on their foreheads.
"Am I dazzled?"
He looked at the familiar faces, until a person with the title of [Spy] fell into his eyes, and then he frowned slightly, "Li Hua!"
"ah?!"
Li Hua was startled, and then stood up. Then he was stunned again, "Chief... there is a line of words above your head."
"?"
Wang Yanghua frowned.
Seeing what was going on at the scene, he picked up his phone and turned on the camera.
[Chinese Army Major General·The world’s top military expert·Leader of advanced ideas]
His string of words was so long that even a head could not hold it, and it extended over half the distance between the two sides. It was the most exaggerated presence in the entire conference room.
I waved my hand and found that these fonts could not be blocked or eliminated, as if they had grown out of thin air.
He was stunned.
I am indeed what these fonts say. I am an extremely outstanding major general, the world's number one military wizard, and of course a leader of advanced ideas. But I have never told anyone about my advanced ideas. How do I know this? ?
Soon, he thought of a possibility.
I'm afraid it's because God couldn't bear to see his excellence, so he gave it to him, right?
Then he put down his phone and looked at everyone present, but what was happening above their heads?
its not right!
Wang Yanghua's eyelids twitched, and Lin Ye's mean smile couldn't help but appear in his mind.
"wrong!"
"I did this!"
"..."
Thinking of this, he blushed for no reason and slapped his hand on the table, "Someone, take Li Hua away and shoot him immediately! Oh no, investigate!"
There was a bang, and several soldiers broke in from outside. They held Li Hua and walked out.
Everyone at the scene remained calm, but then they said doubtfully: "Chief...these words on our heads..."
It was written above one of the people's heads.
【cancer patient】
He was an old comrade who had worked timidly in the unit all his life. No one knew that he had cancer, and he wanted to work at his job until he died.
Unexpectedly, his career was interrupted by this sudden title.
Wang Yanghua frowned, "First... forget it, let's collect intelligence first and investigate this matter clearly. Let's end the meeting today."
"Old Feng, come here."
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Far across the ocean, inside the American Security Agency.
They checked the surveillance camera and saw a line of words appearing over the head of a blond man.
【Sex Expert】
Then, another person appeared and wrote a line of words.
【Genshin Impact Player】
"?"
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The world has changed!
After a few seconds of silence, the Internet went crazy!
Countless netizens posted videos, texts, and pictures on major platforms. Some of them were laughing, some were crying, and some were going crazy.
[Brothers, I discovered a very scary thing. A line of words just appeared on my head and I can’t erase it at all! 】
【Too awesome! 】
[According to my observation, most of these fonts are related to personality, occupation, and expertise. For example, my title is 'useless waste'. 】
[Haha, waste can still be used. The title is not very strict. 】
[Who is as miserable as me? My fucking name is 'licking dog'! 】
[Brother upstairs, do you need a goddess? I'll lick it for you. 】
[Stop talking, my girlfriend’s title is ‘Bus’, damn it. 】
[There is another sad person in the city today. My title is 'mentally retarded'! ! 】
[Hey, why is my title 'Handsome and soft-bodied guy'? 】
['The first high school student in grade', this is mine. 】
[Fuck, you’re a top student! 】
[Being the first in the grade counts as nothing, and there is someone next door who is the first in Henan Province. 】
【Number one? ? ? This year's No. 1 pick? ! 】
[The No. 1 ranking in Henan Province is too damn cruel. 】
[Aren’t you all human? 】
[My title is, 'Unevolved Monkey'. 】
【Ha ha ha ha. 】
In short, the appearance of the title made everyone excited. As long as it was a platform where opinions could be published, everyone was talking about the title.
As a person involved, Lin Ye had already turned off the live broadcast and was preparing to take a good two days' rest and think carefully about the long-term task of world peace.
At this time, I also sorted out the comments on the Internet.
"Tsk, now it's a lot of fun."
He looked at a person's selfie on his phone.
The man with glasses has the title of 'No. 1 in Chengdu High School' hanging on his head.
Slide down again.
"puff!"
[Eat a lot and fart very loudly]
This is a little fat man, who looks like he weighs 180 pounds. At this moment, he was very aggrieved and used his hands to grab the title. In the end, he could not grab anything. He said with a sad face: "Brothers, what should we do now? It was originally It’s even worse now that I can’t find a girlfriend.”
"I don't want this either!!"
First floor: [Come on, look at it buddy. 】
[Sufferer] (meaning being cuckolded many times by your partner)
The poster replied: "Hey!"
Lin Ye didn't hold back, laughed twice, then coughed and said, "I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing."
Immediately, he raised his head and found that there were several more police cars in front of him!
"?"
The policemen held guns and shields and shouted: "You are now surrounded. Please give up all unnecessary resistance. Even if it is you, Lin Ye, we will arrest you!"
"Are you sick?!" He suddenly stood up.
"You have the right to remain silent, but what you say next will become evidence in court!" One of the people shouted with a loudspeaker and continued: "Do it! Arrest and bring him to justice!"
"Ouch, are you really playing with me?!"
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