What are you doing? I asked you to do a live broadcast challenge and show your title to yourself, but you actually let everyone in the world show your title!
Do you know that doing this will make it difficult for me to do it?
If everyone really had a title on their head, how would you explain it?
science and technology?
What kind of technology can produce such an effect? ? ?
【Ding! Live challenge mission detected: Global Title! 】
[Auxiliary props: Quantum characteristics materialized. 】
[This prop can make a 'title' effect appear on the heads of people around the world. The title can be derived from occupation, expertise, strengths, innermost obsessions, ideas, etc. 】
【Activate now? 】
Without waiting for Lin Ye's livid face to soften, the system directly provided the props.
He froze in place, with his hands on his hips, "Okay, okay, you're playing with me like this, right? I'm so high-profile now, and you're still playing like this!"
Teacher Tony was a little shy, "What...what's wrong? Is there something wrong with what I said?"
"Wrong, wrong, wrong! You shouldn't tell everyone, damn, now it's fun!"
He couldn't stand it any longer.
In the past, when an anti-matter missile was thrown, it was all aimed at Shi Lezhi, and now it is necessary to put a title on the forehead of everyone in the world. Will the world be turned upside down? ?
Grass!
He wanted to cry, but he couldn't.
【Activate now? 】
"activation!"
Lin Ye gritted his teeth. If he did not activate this function, the system would not only determine that he had failed the challenge, but would also make it impossible to use the system for a long time.
Who asked him to show off before and say that he could make money by himself.
Now he doesn't care anymore, come on! Let the storm come more violently! ! !
The viewers who poured into the live broadcast room still didn’t understand what was going on.
[My day, is this the anchor? ! 】
[Sure enough, he has the potential to be a popular actor. The anchor is so handsome, I’m attracted to him! 】
[Extreme derivation, finally derived it. 】
[Anchor, don’t be so handsome, it makes me grow taller just by looking at him. 】
[Jealous, the anchor is so talented, why is he so handsome? ! 】
[As soon as I saw the anchor becoming handsome, I couldn’t eat, couldn’t poop, and bit my quilt fiercely. You really deserve to die. I'm so jealous and sour. My painful tears dripped on my phone, making me feel like I was bitten by bugs. I even cried out the unsatisfactory snot that fell into my mouth. Let me feel it. It’s hard to be in this world, host, you are not a human being! ! ! I'm so jealous! Jealousy drives me to pieces! ! Ah ah ah ah ah! ! You really deserve to die! ! 】
[I'm laughing to death, stupid barrage. 】
[Does the anchor lack a girlfriend? 】
[Did the anchor throw the previous missile? 】
[I heard that the person who let the missiles be launched has been sentenced to death. 】
[There are risks in oral sex, please be cautious when challenging...]
[If you fart your mother, you will be sentenced to three years, right? I saw the notice from the Guangzhou police. 】
[Anchor, can you go back to the past and promise me not to be so handsome, otherwise I will report you. 】
It has nothing to do with the group of netizens in the live broadcast room.
Lin Ye took a deep breath and saw a burst of light flashing above Teacher Tony's head, like a flickering light bulb, and a few big characters were vaguely outlined above his head.
[Real Chicken-Bada]
"..."
I couldn't stand it any longer. He didn't lie to himself? !
Brother, you don’t have to be so honest. You can compare your looks with me, right?
Although Lin Ye's is not small, who the hell is this big thing?
...Okay, consider it a 'specialty'.
Teacher Tony stared at the mirror with all his concentration. When he saw the big golden characters appearing on his head, he suddenly went crazy, "Hahaha!! Did you see it? I didn't lie to you!!!"
"Ha ha ha ha!!"
"I'm so stupid! Awesome! The anchor is awesome! I will be your sincere believer from now on, and you are my only god!"
"The God of the Strongest Strategy!"
"I love you!!! I love you so fucking much!"
He said that he was going to have a carnival with Lin Ye in his arms. The person involved held his face down and said with black lines on his head: "Now that you are satisfied, don't you think it is embarrassing to go out with this title? "
"no!"
"I'm not afraid to tell the truth. I'm still a virgin. I actually have very low self-esteem. I never dare to chat with girls. I feel allergic when I see a girl..."
Teacher Tony made outrageous remarks.
So, what did he want to do by asking Lin Ye to do this?
Do you want to show that your place is large and well maintained?
Don’t you have cakes? !
I am a normal male, stay away from me!
Lin Ye was afraid, and quickly turned his head to cover his face with his hands, "Don't look at me like this, I'm not interested in men, I can't understand your brain circuit... Goodbye... Oh no, never again!"
This is now.
A girl wearing black stockings walked in, with several large characters on her head.
【Landful Dancer】
However, this woman didn't seem to notice the big golden characters above her head. She was playing with her phone and said, "Boss, wash my hair."
She raised her head and took a look at the scene.
Two men.
One of the barbers had a line of text above his head and couldn't help but muttered: "What a dick?"
Seeing this line of writing, she frowned suddenly, pointed at him and said doubtfully: "What's wrong with you? You open a shop and do this, right? Be careful, I'll call the police."
Teacher Tony suddenly fell silent and turned behind Lin Ye like a house sparrow, "Brother, what should I do? I'm a little panicked."
"No...you are really lying. You are so scared when you meet a woman. What kind of barber shop do you open?!"
Seeing him hiding behind her, she quickly pulled him out.
"No... this is a men's barber shop. I only cut men's hair."
"Oh, what you said makes so much sense, I can't even refute it."
"Brother, help me."
Teacher Tony was pitiful, with those bright characters on his head, which made Lin Ye couldn't help but laugh angrily, "Why didn't you think about it when you asked for this title? I thought you were a social terrorist, but you ended up playing with me. What’s the contrast?”
"No... my good brother said that you should be brave enough to show your strengths... After much thought, this is the longest..."
"Ouch, stop talking."
Lin Ye covered his mouth, wanting to stuff his shoe into his mouth.
The female customer saw the two muttering, and then she saw herself in the mirror, and a line of words appeared above her head. She was shocked!
"I am Cao!"
Then, he quickly used his hands to cover the string of words, and found that no matter how he waved his little hand, the string of words seemed to be welded to the top of his head and could not be erased or shaken off.
She was extremely shocked in her heart, "Could it be...could it be that I have traveled through time?!"
Then he looked at the two men in front of him, the top of Teacher Tony's head...
so……
This is real?
Oh hoo~
big?
How big can it be?
She immediately became interested and said, "Teacher, can you wash your hair?"
"The most important thing is to change yourself." Seeing his timid look, Lin Ye slapped him on the back again and pushed him out.
Teacher Tony was slightly startled, "Well... okay, just wash your hair."
"Hmm, if you don't want to wash your hair, what else do you want to do? Give me a bath?" The woman was charming, rolled her eyes, and then walked into the small room with him.
no.
Just wash your hair.
What are you doing in the small room?
The hair washing station is right here. It's so big. Can't you see it?
Lin Ye's face turned green.
Grass!
Then he looked in the mirror and wondered why there was no title on his head. Could it be that his advantages were not outstanding enough and his thinking was not mature enough?
Haha, that's true, who is not a baby anymore.
Just as he was walking away, the top of his head suddenly flashed, and soon a line of words appeared.
[Global perverted serial killer]
Of course, he didn't know it himself.
