Chapter 1 Give me two slaps along the network cable

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(Brain storage, take it back after reading...)

"You are already dead."

"But I'm obviously still alive."

"But our systems say you're dead."

"Then how come I'm still alive?"

"You are already dead, don't you hear? You! Already! Dead!"





The above conversation came from Lin Ye's conversation with the police at the police station. He traveled through time and space into the body of a dead person. He was not just dead, but had been dead for seven days and was about to be cremated.

The corpses were pushed into the crematorium, but he traveled through time, pretended to be a corpse, and crawled out through the curtain outside. The staff at the time were so frightened that they almost peed on the floor.

Later, through memory, I realized that this world is not the earth, but called Blue Star!

It's exactly the same as Earth, just with a different name.

Even the geographical names are the same.

The city he is now in is called Chengdu, which is similar to his previous life, except that his identity is a bit embarrassing. He is an orphan. He has no father or mother since he was a child. He was almost cremated because he died suddenly at work.

After communicating with the staff at the crematorium, he went to the police station to apply for an ID card.

Then the other person said, "You are dead."



Lin Ye has never encountered such a speechless thing in his life. Now he can't apply for an ID card and has become a dead man.

Without an ID card, how can I work in society and make money?

Fortunately, he activated a system called the 'Live Broadcast Challenge System'. As long as you complete the challenge during the live broadcast, you can get system rewards.

Rewards include money and strength.

In other words, if he doesn't want to starve to death now, he should complete the system tasks as soon as possible.

However, this is slightly different from the novel. The content of the tasks is determined by netizens, not the system.

He left the police station and went to a park not far away. He picked up his mobile phone and turned on the live broadcast.

Fortunately, all his belongings were temporarily kept by the crematorium and were buried together when he was ready to be buried.

Otherwise, he would be so embarrassed that he wouldn't even have a mobile phone.

Set the live broadcast title.

[Live broadcast challenge, you ask me to do it, I can’t punish the anchor casually! 】

In his previous life, he was involved in short video operations. Now that he has traveled to this world, he is still very familiar with some live broadcast routines.

After a while, someone was attracted by the title.

The ID name is: Peach does not spit out walnut.

[Hey, this is a very novel live broadcast. Can I challenge any anchor? 】

Lin Ye saw the netizen talking and straightened his long hair. Although he looked a little haggard, his handsome face had an inexplicable sense of "brokenness", which made people feel a little distressed when they saw it.

"Yes, as long as it's anything you say, I can do it, but it can't be personal attacks or insults, and it can't be illegal or taboo."

[Can the anchor challenge me and help me complete my college thesis? 】

"oh?"

[I am a medical student and I want to write a paper about HIV, but I don’t know how to write it. Can you help me? 】

Lin Ye was very pleased to hear this request. He didn't expect that one day he would be invited to write a 'thesis'. He thought that when he was in college, he just made it up randomly, just to graduate safely.

On the first day I traveled to a different world, I was asked to write a paper.

Do you look like you are highly educated?

He looked carefully at the face on the screen. He was indeed quite handsome, especially his eyes, which had a profound feeling.

But he didn't understand a single word of these papers on AIDS.

Just when he was about to refuse, the system suddenly rang.

【Ding! Live challenge content detected, AIDS paper! 】

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[Note: The system will assist you in completing all live broadcast challenge content. Please do not try to obtain anything, otherwise you will be punished, the system will be stripped off, or the host will die. 】

At this moment, a message popped up on his phone.

Lin Ye took a closer look and found that it was really a paper about AIDS, and it was called "On the Cure Methods of AIDS."

I browsed briefly for a while and couldn’t understand it, but I was shocked!

He quickly said: "Classmate, the paper you want has been written. I will send it to you now, okay?"

【ah? so fast? 】

"Well, I have written a related paper before, but it has not been published yet. I just gave it to you."

Tao does not spit out walnuts: [Okay, please send it to this email address, and I will take a look first. 】

"no problem."

Lin Ye started operating from the side.

At this time, another water friend entered the live broadcast room. He suddenly became energetic when he heard that the anchor could also help people write papers.

[Anchor, you can also help people write papers. Which university are you from? 】

[Hiss—A paper on AIDS. There is no cure for this thing. What’s the use of writing this kind of paper? 】

[Anchor, anchor, you are taking care of me. 】

[New anchor, live broadcast challenge, do you challenge what I say? 】

【Grass! Is the anchor so aloof? 】

The peach does not spit out the walnut: [The anchor is sending me a paper, can you be quiet? 】

【Quiet? The anchor looks like he hasn't woken up from a nap and is still writing a paper. No one from any university dares to say it, but you dare to use his paper? 】

【Killing me. 】

This water friend ignored Hu Tao and became even more arrogant.

[Anchor, you are so awesome, why don’t you build a rocket, side by side with the sun. 】

[If that doesn’t work, you can rub antimatter with your hands. What do you think? 】

[Anchor, can you give me two slaps along the network cable? My skin is a little itchy. 】

At this moment, Lin Ye just switched the interface back.

Just as he was about to say that he had sent the paper, he saw this netizen shouting.

Haven't reacted yet.

【Ding! After detecting the content of the challenge, give him two slaps along the network cable. 】

[Auxiliary ability: Space shuttle, you can wave now and I will send your slap over. 】

Lin Ye suddenly raised his eyebrows. He had never heard such a perverted request in his life, and he was even asked to slap himself twice.

Although this kind of person is just talking about it.

It's impossible to slap someone twice in the air on the Internet, but now he has a system.

The system seems to do everything.

He couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth, "This water friend, you said, let me give you two slaps along the network cable, just take it!"

As he spoke, he waved his right hand and threw it into the air in front of him.

"Snapped!"

The real touch came, causing his hands to receive a burst of feedback. Lin Ye's eyes suddenly lit up. It was like hitting someone else's face with his own hands. There was almost no difference.

He couldn't help but feel a little excited, and raised his right hand even harder...

at the same time.

Holding the screen of his mobile phone, the young man who was lying on the bed and picking his feet was talking nonsense in the live broadcast room. When he heard Lin Ye said that he was going to beat him, he clicked his tongue nonchalantly and said, "Just put aside that pretense. I'll tell you to ignore him for a long time." , you deserve the low popularity of your live broadcast room."

"You slapped me along the network cable. If you could slap me, I would eat two kilograms of shit on the spot!"

As soon as he finished saying this, he felt the air in front of him stir, and something seemed to be pressing down on the right side of his face. There was a crisp sound, and the young man was knocked over on the bed with his cell phone.

He covered his face and raised his head in horror, "Who?!"

But he was alone in this room and there was nothing there.

Creepy!

But he hasn't reacted yet.

"Snapped--!"

Another slap in the face, harder than the last one, knocked his head upside down on the bed, and five clear finger prints appeared on his face.

The young man was completely confused.

This...is this a fucking ghost encounter? ? ?

"Mom! There's something dirty in my room!"

"mom!!!"