A group of two-faced young people were discussing until the lights were almost turned off, but they still failed to figure out the two crucial issues——
Why and why.
Da Gao: Don’t ask me, I don’t know, I don’t deserve to know!
Second high school student: What are you watching me do? Do you know how many years I have been single? !
Xia Yu: No matter what Brother Huai does, he must have his reasons.
Saoji: Damn it! Could it be that... you're tired of it?
The brothers felt pain in their hearts at the same time, and felt that their breaths had a fishy and burnt smell.
Poke the lung tube! Heartburn!
But I endured the pain and thought about it carefully. Oops, Saoji's guess turned out to be the most reliable possibility? !
They didn't dare to ask Su Huai, but their eyes looked at Su Huai with awe.
Of course, awe is inevitably mixed with a bit of jealousy and resentment.
Why?
How can you see that your sister is better than me? !
Su Huai came back from the water room. When he turned his head, he saw a few mentally retarded people muttering there and then their eyes became wrong. He suddenly understood in his heart——
School has not started yet, and the intensity of military training is not high, so everyone is almost bored.
It is particularly troublesome to deal with such idle children.
Until then, Su Huai may have no choice but to let them talk nonsense, stay calm and ignore them, and wait until they have had enough trouble to leave.
But now...
A clear idea immediately appeared in Gou Huai's mind.
The first step is to drive away the two troublemakers.
Su Huai said directly with a matter-of-fact attitude: "You two, senior and senior, go to bed early and go to work with me tomorrow morning to introduce Chen Nuanhan to you."
"okay!"
As soon as they heard that they could contact Chen Nuanhan without standing in a military posture, the two of them jumped up, turned around and left without saying a word.
The second step is to divert the Yu Sheep’s attention.
Gou Huai looked at Xia Yu expectantly: "Keep up the good work tomorrow and ask more about Senior Pei. Be more detailed."
Xia Yu was stunned for a moment, then said, "Don't worry, Brother Huai, wait for my good news!"
In the end, there was only one slut left, and he said lightly: "Go and call Mr. Chu back. Tell him directly: If you don't come back, lock the door, and tell him to take care of it."
"Okay! Brother Huai, look at me!"
As soon as the Saoji heard this, he could mock Chu Changkuo according to the order, slap his chest happily, and go out with high spirits, without caring about anything else.
Done, call it a day.
When Su Huai lazily climbed onto the bed, his movements suddenly stopped.
I go? !
The comprehensive dual quotient only improved by 9 points, but the effect is actually so outstanding? !
I’m so bad now that I don’t draft…
Su Huai happily lay down on the bed, stared at the ceiling and giggled for a while, fully realizing Tongzi's great power.
There was no lightning or thunder, the change happened naturally, as if I was born with this ability.
But Su Huai knows where his true level is.
Before rebirth, he was just a standard middle-aged person. All his experiences were accumulated over time. When encountering unfamiliar new situations, he was still in a hurry, showing a typical lack of haste.
What does 66-point comprehensive dual business mean?
Of the entire generation born in the 1990s, only 50% took the college entrance examination, 18% were admitted to undergraduate colleges, 6% were able to pass the first degree, and 2.4% entered 211 colleges and universities.
With Su Huai's intelligence, as long as he relaxes a little, it would be normal for him to fail to pass the high school entrance examination.
But he managed to get into the 6% group, which shows how hard he worked.
But that was his ceiling, a chasm he couldn't cross no matter how hard he tried.
Others said lightly: "What's so difficult about this?"
For him, it was a kind of sadness and confusion.
Because he had never experienced it before, he could not understand how those "easy things" were achieved.
It's like describing winter to a bug that lives only one summer.
Similarly, the senior talents in the company also don't understand him: isn't it just like this and that, and then that's it? What principle is unprincipled? Where does something of this level involve getting the principle?
In fact, Su Huai fell asleep later precisely because he had already accepted the fact that he was just an ordinary person.
He reached the limit of his efforts too early and too many times.
Now, Su Huai, whose comprehensive dual quotient has increased to 78 points, is still not considered a genius.
However, he finally understood how those seemingly simple but profound thoughts flowed naturally.
Looking back on the past, a lot of knowledge that I have learned but did not understand, views that I have read but forgotten, and problems that I have never solved are rolling happily in my mind. Every time I jump, different inspirations flash in front of me.
At your fingertips, at your fingertips.
hiss……
Is this what it feels like to be a smart person?
It’s so cool!
Su Huai was so happy that he wanted to roll over, but his elevated emotional intelligence continued to stabilize his emotions, allowing him to enjoy joy, but also controlled his expansion, forming a dynamic balance of full happiness.
That kind of feeling is not as intense and exciting as the double row, but it is continuous and comforts the body and mind at the same time.
It turns out that true happiness is so simple.
…
After a long time, Su Huai finally calmed down, turned on his phone and browsed the forum for a while.
Dandong Mei's explosive post has been sent out, and there are several carefully staged "candid photos" in it.
The two side photos of her wearing a military training vest show off her proud side lines very deliberately.
The smooth and smooth mandibular curve makes many seniors lick the screen there.
Not to mention the old perverts among boys, there are rows of "post more, my roommate likes to watch".
This is in the official forum, which is relatively restrained.
Go check out the Tieba forum again, that guy is so sexy...
In fact, most schools have such a fixed program every year. The senior year has just started, and my heart has not returned, and the homework pressure is not heavy. Why not have fun?
The same goes for good schools, with the possible exception of particularly good schools.
But in a good school, this kind of enthusiasm will soon be overtaken by business and return to its proper appearance.
Fortunately, Su Huai didn't need the heat to last long, half a month was enough.
Seeing that the main post was starting to get angry, with all kinds of taunts, taunts, and insults, the trader who was hiding under the covers smiled with satisfaction, hiding his merit and fame.
…
After his health and physique improved, his sleep quality also improved significantly. Su Huai felt that it was dawn not long after he closed his eyes.
When I woke up and looked at my phone, I saw that it was 5:50. There was no alarm, and I felt relaxed and happy both physically and mentally.
Is it a good thing to have an accurate biological clock?
But I don’t know why, Gou Huai actually misses the days when he used to sleep in...
How much pain will people who don’t suffer from insomnia lose?
Hey Hey!
Su Huai got out of bed and walked to the balcony. He looked at the sky and saw that it was sunny, so he happily called the elders in the dormitory to get up.
Opening the group chat at 6 o'clock, Ding Yi and the others were already lined up - a childish game like "I am first, I am second".
Su Huai silently made a "I'm so relieved" expression and went out to wash up.
When I was peeing, I stood two meters away from the toilet and started peeing. The tiles that were more than one meter above the ground almost collapsed.
Wow, this firepower is so comfortable to look at!
Su Huai, who had not yet completely transformed from the middle-aged state, was extremely surprised by the changes in his body.
So, I sang a few lines about "The Prince Consort" in a beautiful mood.
When the third sentence was just spoken, there was a sudden knock on the door in the large cubicle at the back.
A weak voice cursed with a cry: "You bitch, stop singing! I was constipated to begin with, and I finally managed to squeeze out, but now I'm scared of you!"
Oh, my child, you are so pitiful...
Su Huai had a chivalrous and compassionate heart, so he immediately offered encouragement after hearing this.
"Kokuo, don't worry, I'll change the song for you!"
Without waiting for Chu Changkuo to express his gratitude, he started singing at the top of his lungs: "Come on, work hard, poop harder! It doesn't matter if you can't poop out, at least fart..."
"Su Huai, let me fight in the grass!"
A roar of grief and anger immediately came from the cubicle, and the next second, a roll of toilet paper was smashed out from the top.
With quick eyes and quick hands, Su Huai grabbed it and tucked it under his arm.
Only then did Chu Changkuo realize that something was wrong, and shouted at the top of his lungs: "Thief Sun! Give me the paper back!"
"Bye-Bye!"
Su Huai turned around and left, Shi Shiran said: "Don't worry, with your condition, you definitely won't need it."
"goose……"
The newly arrived slut held up the wall above the urinal on the spot, laughing so hard that she couldn't even stand still.
Oh my god, why is Brother Huai so cute?
Huh?
Is the victim Master Chu again? !
That's okay.
After gloating about his misfortune for a while, Saoji suddenly realized that the position of his hand was a bit wrong. He took his hand back, twisted it, and smelled it again...
A wailing cry was made on the spot: "Damn it! You beast! It's so tall, that thing is growing on your face?!"
Gou Huai didn't feel guilty at all, and swore to agree with Saoji's guess: "Yes, there is no one else, either the senior or the second senior."
Ergao suddenly poked his head out of the water room with a toothbrush in his mouth and asked vaguely: "Who called me?"
"Mah, it's really you!"
The Saoji was angry from the heart and pounced on him with all his teeth and claws.
After he rushed out for several seconds, Chu Changkuo, who had just reacted, suddenly let out a sad cry: "Fuck! Brother Chicken, Brother Chicken, don't leave! Help me get the paper back!"
…
When the crazy morning exercise finally ended, Saoji was pushed into the pool by his second high school student and drank until he was full. Chu Changkuo squatted in the cubicle until his legs were numb. I sent the paper wide, but I didn’t actually use it...
The three brothers were full of resentment, but they didn't know who to turn to, so they choked all morning.
It wasn't until Brother Huai came forward and said some fair words that they finally stopped.
Brother Su Huai, the only kind and steady person in the dormitory, set off alone and crossed the two campuses to have breakfast in the cafeteria.
Li Ji Ming Porridge Window.
Li Chengguo was so busy that his forehead was sweating, and he waved his hand generously: "Don't give me money! You look down on people, don't you? I'll pay for whatever you want to eat!"
Okay, there is really no need to rip it off for a dozen dollars.
"How are the preparations going?"
Li Chengguo thumped his chest: "There can be no problem with the matter entrusted to me!"
Well, hope everything goes well.
The arrow was on the string. Although Su Huai was not nervous, he was still a little expectant and anxious.
In the past, he always watched others perform, but now it was finally his turn. He hoped to win the game and use this small success to lay a solid foundation for his vain self-confidence.
…
The military training started on time, but Wang Zhongheng was still so responsible and drilled hard.
After 10 o'clock, the temperature has already risen, and all the students in the big data class who did not get enough rest are sweating like rain.
After finally reaching the break time, Su Huai and Instructor Wang said hello, called the senior high school students and the second high school students, and rushed to the cafeteria.
Li Chengguo had already cooked the sour plum soup and used two pots, one large and one small, to get a total of 280 liters of finished product.
"Fuck!"
The senior high school student and the second high school student were dumbfounded on the spot.
"Monitor, did you really do this?"
"Um."
Su Huai was just too lazy to explain, so he responded casually.
As a result, the senior high school student and the second high school student were immediately moved by Brother Huai's spirit of silent dedication without expecting anything in return or showing off.
"Brother Huai, you are so generous!"
"Yeah, he does what he says and he does things efficiently. What a handsome yuppie!"
The two of them gathered around the pot and kept sighing and marveling.
It is no exaggeration to say that anyone who sees this thing now will feel fresh.
Later that summer, many adults and men followed the trend and went to traditional Chinese medicine stores, spending 10 yuan to cook a big pot and take it home, not to mention the idle fish college students who wanted to join in the fun.
"Okay, okay, why are you standing there?"
Su Huai interrupted the two's scientific research enthusiasm and arranged a heavy task for them: "You two, hold the pot of the trumpet, and let's retreat."
Li Chengguo's forehead was full of questions: "Didn't you buy a bucket? Why are you carrying the pot? It's so heavy..."
You don’t understand, how can carrying it in a bucket feel like carrying a pot?
Under the command of Su Huai, the senior high school students and the second high school students worked together to pick up the huge pot and set off.
In fact, the total weight is only a little over 100 kilograms, which is not as heavy as imagined.
But it looks shocking.
A stainless steel pot with a diameter of more than one meter is filled with purple to black liquid, exuding a strong herbal aroma...
Su Huai led the team with a bucket in his left hand filled with ice cubes and a cart in his right hand dragging hundreds of plastic bowls.
The three of them walked across the street in a swaggering way, passing directly from the edge of other people's class formations and taking a detour of hundreds of meters.
At this time, the sun was shining brightly in the sky, making the students sweat profusely.
There was no shade to rest in the vast stadium, and the classes whose training was temporarily suspended could only sit on the ground, trying in vain to block the sun with their hands.
The movements of Su Huai and the others quickly attracted the attention of all the passing classes.
"what is that?"
"It seems to be drunk...it smells like sour plum soup?"
"Where did you buy it?"
"That's obviously a big pot in the cafeteria. Could you have cooked it yourself?"
"Damn it! What a big bucket of ice!"
"Where? Where?"
"Squad leader, go ask them where they bought it. Let's get some too? Ice-cold mineral water really doesn't quench our thirst!"
"Okay, I'll ask them which class they are in later."
Before the sour plum soup was actually distributed, there was already a commotion nearby.
Most people stretched their necks and stared at the data class.
"Come on, brothers and sisters in the big data class, come and line up!"
Da Gao stood in front of the phalanx with his hands on his hips, roared arrogantly, and then learned what he was doing and started to show off non-stop.
"The homemade sour plum soup that the squad leader promised us is ready!
Pure Chinese herbal medicine is brewed on site, with the best rock sugar and the best osmanthus honey. It clears away heat and relieves summer heat, and supplements sugar and electrolytes. No one has it but I have it. It’s delicious and not expensive!
Let's first thank the squad leader for his dedication with warm applause, and then start! "
"Wow!"
The boys and girls burst into exclamations and then applauded enthusiastically.
"Monitor, you're so handsome!"
"love you love you!"
"Are you the only one in our class? Brother Huai did a great job!"
"Thank you for your hard work, Brother Huai!"
Praises came one after another, and then everyone lined up obediently. There were two long lines, making the entire big data class the most handsome boy on the playground...
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There is only one update of this 4,000-word chapter today. I just need to recuperate my fingers, as the joints are red and swollen.