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inside the house.
Chen Yi sat on the edge of the bed. He took a breath because of toothache. He lit a cigarette and fell silent in the smoke. For a moment, he didn't know how to speak. This matter was worse than asking him to deal with the Void Star Plains clan. It feels like a headache.
This is all nonsense.
As if seeing Chen Yi's embarrassment, Jia Ye said tentatively: "Brother Yi, what's wrong? You look so strange like this. Why do you seem to be in love with another woman?"
She has never seen Brother Yi show such embarrassment. In the past, no matter how big things happened, Brother Yi was always extremely calm.
Even if he was so humiliated by the five tribes last time, he could still look calm and act as if nothing had happened.
Why are you like this today?
Logically speaking, it should be a great thing for Brother Yi to bring back the world tree that can continuously produce the ultimate light. Everyone should celebrate together, but now he is so sad, he must have encountered some extremely difficult and unsolvable problem. .
"What words!"
But who knows, just after she finished speaking.
Then I saw Chen Yi suddenly jumping up on the spot like a cat whose tail was stepped on. He stammered with a livid face: "What are you talking about! Am I, Chen Yi, that kind of person?"
"Is it possible that you miss me like this?"
"I, Chen Yi, am this kind of person in your heart?"
"Is this how you look at me?"
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Jia Ye gradually looked strange: "Am I right?"
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Chen Yi's voice gradually weakened, he lowered his head and looked to the opposite side and whispered: "You're pretty good at reading people."
ten minutes later.
Chen Yi, who fully explained the cause and effect, sat on the bedside and whispered: "I will be back after that."
"Then the Queen of the White Phoenix Clan is called Xu Yue, right?"
Jia Ye nodded thoughtfully, and quickly caught the key point of what Brother Yi said: "This woman has the ability to be immortal, right? In other words, Brother Yi, if you want to activate the wife-killing buff in the future, If so, can you kill her?"
"The kind that she doesn't even need to go to hell?"
"not me."
Before Chen Yi could explain, Jia Ye took the lead and said, "How about you take me to meet this sister first?"
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Almost instantly, Chen Yi's scalp went numb as he imagined the scene of competing against Mai Mang, and his whole body went cold: "Uh, no."
"Don't you agree?"
"agree."
Chen Yi didn't hesitate anymore, jumped up from the bed without saying a word, put Jia Ye into his arms, stood there angrily, pointed at the wall in front of him, and said angrily: "Let's go, as long as you are here, I will say this well." The evil spirit must be slaughtered by the White Phoenix Clan today!"
"How dare you plot against me!"
"presumptuous!"
"Let's go."
Chen Yi walked to the rooftop with an indignant expression, rolled up his sleeves and turned his head to look at the tuberculosis rabbit beside him: "Come on, accompany me to the Bai Feng Clan. This is too much of a bully. Today I must go on a killing spree!"
Then he dialed Xu Yue's phone number directly.
"Open a portal, I want to go back."
His voice was decisive.
The other side was more decisive.
"good."
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Chen Yi's body suddenly froze, did he really open it?
He originally thought that the other party would refuse, but at this time he could only bite the bullet and look at Tutu and Jiaye aside. Suddenly he felt that he might be about to die, and said in a hoarse voice: "Let's go."
"okay."
At this time, the tuberculosis rabbit was happier than ever. Not only did he hug Jian Wuya, but he also pointed at Li Yide and grinned uncontrollably. With that look, he almost announced the New Year with a firecracker.
"Brother Yi, this is my new good brother, his name is Li Yide."
"Everyone has met a few times."
"This time I will take him there to see the world."
"Hello Brother Yi, hello everyone, my name is Li Yide."
Li Yide stood there with a frightened look and tears in his eyes, feeling extremely aggrieved, and nodded hello to Brother Yi and the others.
Why is he here?
good question!
How the hell does he know!
He was hiding in his house just now. He glanced at the photo of his female ghost Xiaoqian for the last time and hid the photo deep in his arms. Just when he was about to get up to participate in the National Day limited-time event at 8 o'clock in the morning, he was approached by Tutu Rabbit. Come to your door.
Nothing was said.
He said he would take him to see the world, and then forcefully pulled him over.
reject?
He refused, and then his left eye turned blue. When he saw Tutu Rabbit swinging his fist again and that evil smile, he chose to follow Tutu Rabbit to see the world, so he was forcibly pulled here.
He has already thought about his ending.
He will probably be regarded as a pathfinder and the leader of a pathfinder in a certain map, but why choose him? He has always been very honest, and he has never gone against Brother Yi and others.
At this time, Li Yide felt very aggrieved and cried softly. He could only pray secretly that some precious props would not be dropped, so that when he crawled out of hell, he would not lose too much strength.
"Do not be afraid."
As if feeling the fear in Li Yide's heart, the tuberculosis rabbit hugged Li Yide's shoulders, glanced meaningfully at the furry foxtail behind Li Yide's butt, and grinned: "I will take you to meet some of the same kind, you will like it."
The reason why he brought Li Yide over just now when Brother Yi was talking to Jiaye was because his bad taste had happened again.
Maybe Li Yide had no impression of him.
But he had a deep impression on Li Yide. It would be difficult to forget such a player who has worn foxtail for many years.
And he is a man. How can a man wear a butt plug all year round? I guess he will never have the trouble of constipation in his life.
As for why he could guess that Brother Yi was going to the Bai Feng Clan again.
hey-hey.
Their sister-in-law Jiaye is not a fuel-saving lamp, she just acts soft in front of Brother Yi. How soft can a woman who climbed out from the bottom with her brother with cerebral palsy be?
Killing a merchant who bullied them before the upgrade game came, was not something a soft woman could do.
No, king against king, against general.
Wouldn't it be fun for them to be little ones and eat delicious melons next to them?
National Day limited event? Come on, what activity reward can be compared to finally seeing Brother Yi lose his temper?
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Although Jian Wuya looked serious and didn't know anything, the corner of his mouth twitched from time to time. It was obvious that it was very difficult to hold back the laughter in his heart. He bumped fists with Tutu Rabbit behind his back and saw each other's eyes. The excitement inside.
Great!
It’s never too big a deal to watch the excitement!
It's not a big deal, so why not watch the excitement? Why don't you just stay at home and poop!
ten minutes.
Chen Yi led Tutu Rabbit and his group to the familiar grassland with an expressionless expression. Under the leadership of Xiao Qi, they stepped into the elevator.
Slowly overlook this somewhat retro city from a high place again.
"correct."
Chen Yi suddenly remembered something, and with a hint of coldness in his voice, he asked: "Xiao Qi, do you know if there are any attendants around Her Majesty the Queen who like to knock sap from behind?"
If he hadn't been knocked unconscious twice in a row, there was no way he would have put himself in such an embarrassing situation.
"I do not know."
Xiao Qi frowned seriously and lowered his head to think for a while, then shook his head seriously and said: "I don't know, I never know about the things around Her Majesty the Queen, but few players from the Bai Feng tribe will attack from behind and use sap."
"This kind of behavior is the behavior of a villain and will be despised."
"At least I never knock anyone out."
"Um."
Tutu Rabbit nodded and said something for Xiao Qi: "I can prove this. Last time I was in the alley, the person who knocked on my sap was one of Xiao Qi's companions. He seemed to be named Wang Ping. Xiao Qi didn't do anything. .”
"But that guy's sap skills are terrible. How can a wooden stick knock someone unconscious?"
"And it jumped out from the front."
"It would be reasonable to at least make some noise behind or in front of the planned attack target to attract the planned attack target's sight, reveal his back, and then quickly approach and knock him down with a stick."
"The players of the White Phoenix Clan are relatively dull, not very smart, and they can't lie to others."
Xiao Qi, who was standing aside to guide the way, nodded thoughtfully and didn't say much.
"snort."
Chen Yi snorted coldly, glanced at Jia Ye's expression beside him with his peripheral vision, and then tightened his collar: "A bunch of villains, if I find out who knocked my sap, they will definitely kill his whole family! "
The Baifeng people are not good at beating sap?
Go ahead and lie to the devil!
Since thousands of years ago, the White Phoenix tribe has been slaying gods by seducing the queen and then beating the sap with the guards. He suspected that this has probably become the racial culture of the White Phoenix tribe. Who would regard the method of killing gods as a villain? Act of?
At this time, Li Yide quickly discovered that he did not seem to be dragged in to die, but that there was really no fight.
and--
A trace of confusion flashed in his eyes, and he looked at the White Phoenix players walking around on the road. Why do these players have big fluffy tails behind their butts?
And it's bigger than his?
Looks even softer?
He probably understood why Tutu Rabbit brought him in. Was it to make the group of them appear more gregarious?
Li Yide, who was in a state of confusion, didn't say anything. He just followed behind Tutu Rabbit, blindly raising his feet to follow.
soon--
Under the leadership of Xiao Qi, Chen Yi and his party quickly arrived in front of the familiar palace.
"Ahead is the palace where the queen sleeps. I can't enter, so I retreat here."
Xiao Qi bowed slightly and then retreated and disappeared.
Just the moment he disappeared, he ran down the street into a props store nearby. He just learned another trick from Tutu Rabbit. Using this method of diverting his attention would definitely greatly improve his success in knocking out sap. probability!
As expected of Teacher Tutu!
Every word and every action contains the great wisdom of heaven and earth!
When Chen Yi and his party just stepped into the palace, they saw Xu Yue, who was smiling with a hint of embarrassment in his eyes, striding up to greet him. He put his arms around Jia Ye's shoulders and said in a half-whispering voice: "This is Is this Sister Jiaye?"
"Just call me sister."
Jia Ye looked Xu Yue up and down, his eyes were like the moon, and he said with a smile: "Sister looks like she should be a little older than me, but I don't dare to call her sister."
"No, no, no, it's better to call you sister."
Xu Yue didn't have the same attitude as she did in front of Chen Yi just now. At this time, she said in a very low and embarrassed voice: "My sister is ignorant and has done some wrong things. I am preparing to apologize to my sister."
"It's okay."
Jia Ye patted Xu Yue's shoulder lightly and comforted him with a smile: "It's the man in my family who failed to live up to his expectations. Come on, we sisters will go and talk for a while."
"good"
Xu Yue couldn't help but glanced at Chen Yi. For a moment, she felt her scalp was numb and her legs were weak. She and Jia Ye walked towards the side room.
What's this?
A married man who seduces others on the front foot, but then someone comes to his door on the back foot? !
Do you dare to be more embarrassed?
Chen Yi looked at the backs of Xu Yue and Jia Ye leaving together, and felt his eyes go dark as if he was going to faint. With his trembling right hand, he took out a cigarette from his arms and brought it to his mouth. He wanted to light it, but because of his hands being numb, Trembling, the flame never aimed at the cigarette butt.
"Qiang!"
Tutu took out a kerosene lighter from his pocket, flipped up the lid and lit it for Brother Yi, then clicked his tongue with emotion on his face and said, "Brother Yi is so courageous, so lucky, and has such good vision!"
"hehe."
After Chen Yi smiled and responded, he took a long breath of smoke and looked at the leaving figures of Xu Yue and Jia Ye in the smoke. His right hand was still trembling slightly.
At this time, Xu Yue had already taken off her imperial robe.
After changing into a palace uniform, she didn't look like an emperor at all, but more like an ordinary woman in the palace, less majestic and more friendly.
And with a smile on his face, he was almost completely different from the one he saw just now.
Today, Jiaye is wearing a suspender skirt, barefoot, and the waves are stepping on her feet.
Jia Ye is smaller in stature, while Xu Yue is 176cm tall.
When the two walked together, they looked quite like a pair of sisters.
"Eh?"
Jian Wuya looked at the lighter in Tutu Tu's hand and said with some confusion: "This lighter of yours, 20,000 points?"
"What a good vision."
Tutu Rabbit raised the lighter in his hand with a satisfied expression: "I bought it from the "BCD" shopping mall in Xingyuan Sky City. Is it okay? You're quite knowledgeable. "
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The corner of Jian Wuya's mouth twitched slightly, and he looked at the words engraved on the lighter called Tutu Rabbit, and for a moment he didn't know what to say.
"The price is 20,000 coupons."
If you are not blind, you can see how much this thing is worth.
At this time, Xu Yue and Jia Ye had arrived at an empty room.
No one was around.
Xu Yue no longer held it, but lowered her head with an extremely embarrassed look, not daring to look directly into Jia Ye's eyes and whispered: "Um, sister Jia Ye, me"
"Test the blood first."
"ah?"
The incomprehensible words in her ears suddenly pulled her back from her thoughts. She subconsciously looked up and saw that Jiaye was already sitting on the bench at some point, and there were dozens of various kinds of food on the table. equipment.
"There are thirteen procedures in total. Let's start with blood drawing."
While Jia Ye was fiddling with the guy in his hand, he said with a serious face: "Sister Xu Yue, I don't have a problem with you, but as you know, men don't care about many things when they get up."
"But men can be careless, but we women can't be careless, right?"
"Since you and Brother Yi are already married, I must first check your physical condition, such as whether you have AIDS, gynecological diseases, syphilis and a series of infectious diseases, right?"
"This is not only a precaution for you, but also a way to protect Brother Yi and me. Even if sister, you really have AIDS, don't be afraid. There are no props that you can't get in this upgraded game, just like my set of props for physical examination. Did you get it easily?"
"AIDS?"
Xu Yue looked at Jia Ye in confusion: "What is that?"
She really doesn't know what AIDS is and has never heard of it. Is it a very serious disease?
How could she be sick? She was the Queen of the White Phoenix Clan. She was an immortal being. She had only two options: suicide and death of old age. She could never die of illness. How could she be sick?
But maybe you know you are wrong before you do it.
She obediently stretched out her arm and asked Jiaye to start drawing blood.
Half an hour later.
Jia Ye looked at the series of examination reports in front of him and nodded with satisfaction: "You are still in good health and don't have any infectious diseases. It's just that my sister, you are a little hypoglycemic. You need to eat more sugar and supplement it." Good health."
"Oh, listen to my sister."
Xu Yue nodded, but her face turned red uncontrollably. She could hear the voices of others, including Jia Ye's!
She wants to hear what Jia Ye really thinks!
Jia Ye's true intention was to avenge Brother Yi, and the means of revenge was how she tied Chen Yi up in the first place, how she would tie her up later, and how she would wear a god suit.
The humiliation she made Chen Yi suffer must be returned intact.
"By the way, it's about you."
Jiaye paused for a moment, then tilted his head and said, "It's a bit rude. You know Brother Yi has never suffered any grievances on weekdays. You are plotting against Brother Yi like this. Even if Brother Yi is not angry, I will be very angry."
"This matter must come to an end."
"I"
Xu Yue lowered her head, pulled the corner of her skirt and whispered: "I can do it, I will listen to you."
"Hi."
Jia Ye patted his forehead helplessly: "I almost forgot about this. You can hear other people's voices, so you don't want me to say more. Go ahead, change into the God robe quickly, and then put your SSS-level Take out the prop chain."
At this time, Chen Yi was sweating profusely and sitting on the bench in the center of the hall.
Like a prisoner on trial.
"Eh, don't say it."
The tuberculosis rabbit leaned on the back of the chair, put his feet on the table, and held a handful of melon seeds in his hand while cracking them. He turned his head and looked at Jian Wuya beside him, who was holding Jia Cang with a smile in his eyes.
"The scenery here is pretty good, right? The air is good, and there aren't so many high-rise buildings. It's not depressing to live here for a long time."
“It would be nice to come here for a vacation from time to time.”
"Better than us going on vacation to the depths of hell."
"That's true."
Jian Wuya nodded seriously, obviously agreeing with Tutu Tu's remarks.
Before Chen Yi and his entourage arrived, Xu Yue had already ordered the servants in the palace to prepare a large table of wine and food. At this time, Tie Zhui was feasting on the food alone, very excited about the meal.
Tutu Tu and Jian Wuya couldn't hide the smiles on their faces.
Li Yide, on the other hand, sat on a small stool and carefully picked up the food. He was afraid that if he made a mistake, he would make these uncles dissatisfied. There was no one in this scene that he could offend.
more importantly--
He knew very well that if he made these uncles unhappy, even if he fell to hell, he wouldn't be able to live there for long.
These gentlemen are all masters of cutting grass without leaving roots behind.
at this time!
Jia Ye, who was barefoot, walked out of the side room next to him, trotted to Chen Yi's side with smiles in his eyes, stood on tiptoes and whispered in Chen Yi's ear: "I avenged you, this favor is yours." You owe me what you owe me, and you have to reward me.”
"revenge?"
Chen Yi was stunned for a moment, then looked down at Jia Ye who was standing beside him and said in confusion: "What revenge?"
"Just come with me."
He didn't resist, he just forced himself to be dragged by Jiaye towards the side room next to him. He could already predict what would happen next. He would definitely be sandwiched between the two women and receive double the scolding.
Damn it!
When he thought about the situation where he would be sandwiched between two women, unable to move, unable to move in, or unable to retreat, his scalp went numb!
You really can’t escape, right?
But before he could finish the thoughts in his mind, Jiaye pulled him into the side room and quickly closed the door.
Jia Ye's slightly cheerful voice sounded in his ears.
"Go, Brother Yi, and pay back all the humiliation you suffered today."
"I, Jiaye's man, can't knock anyone out."
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Chen Yi froze on the spot, his eyes almost popped out of his sockets, and he looked at the scene in front of him in disbelief.
I saw Xu Yuezheng wearing an imperial robe that was extremely majestic and prestigious. His body was arranged in a big character and he was tied to the bed. His hands and feet were tied to the head and foot of the bed.
It was exactly the same as the way he was tied up after being knocked unconscious with a sap!
She also wears a crown full of jewels on her head, and the jewels on her neck, wrists, and ankles are just the right amount of extravagant, not exaggerated and at the same time able to show off her status.
At this time, Xu Yue closed her eyes tightly, pursed her lips slightly, and two tears containing humiliation slowly rolled down from the corners of her eyes.
Xu Yue, who was bound by this chain, had almost no chance to break free.
This thing is used to tie up gods. It is easy to tie up a player. Even Chen Yi can't break free from the shackles of this chain, let alone Xu Yue.
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As if he was suffering from Alzheimer's disease, Chen Yi took out a cigarette from his arms with his hands trembling to the extreme. After lighting it several times, he finally lit it and took a deep breath.
In the light blue swirling smoke, he looked at Xu Yue who was tied to the bed with big characters and murmured subconsciously.
"This moment is exactly like that time."
"Just right, just right."
But he soon reacted, tilted his head to look at Jia Ye with a serious face, raised three fingers and said seriously: "Jia Ye, you misunderstood me, I'm really not that kind of person."
"I was set up."
"Otherwise I definitely wouldn't have anything to do with her."
"You know me. You also know what kind of person I am in the debut map."
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Jia Ye curled his lips and did not speak. He just pushed Chen Yi to the door of the room, making sure that the door was open just enough to see the back of Chen Yi's head, and then lightly snapped his fingers.
The next second——
The door behind him was pushed open a little.
No one was seen, only a thin-looking arm was seen, holding a huge Gatling in his hand, aiming it at the back of Chen Yi's head, without any hesitation, and smashed it down with all his strength.
"Grass!"
Before Chen Yi could say anything else, he suddenly felt the familiar pain in the back of his head again, and finally couldn't bear it and cursed angrily.
But there was no time for him to say anything more. His eyes went dark again, and he felt dizzy with a familiar feeling.
(End of chapter)
