"Anyway, the things will be left here for you. It's up to you whether you want to be the guest. If it's out of date, we will randomly select among all the players."
Finished.
The little elf stuffed the lollipop, which was as tall as himself, under his crotch, then shot straight into the blue clouds and disappeared in front of everyone, leaving an orange-red tail flame in the air.
"Here you go."
Chen Yi weighed the invitation in his hand, stuffed it into Jian Wuya's arms, patted Jian Wuya's shoulder, and said seriously.
"Although the little elf sneers at your proposal just now, I won't. I believe that if you really do such a thing, there will definitely not be a player in the world who can successfully imitate it."
"Do you want to prepare in advance?"
"Take some laxatives or something?"
"Those that are thinner should have better circulation, avoid traffic jams, and be more unobstructed."
"Don't"
Jian Wuya's face instantly darkened, and he handed the invitation to Chen Yi respectfully with a bitter look on his face: "Brother Yi, you should come, I was joking just now, really let me do this It’s better to kill me than anything else.”
"My mouth likes to run a train from time to time. Brother Yi, please don't take it seriously."
"Tsk."
At this time, Tutu Rabbit also walked out of the map, putting his hands in his pockets with emotion on his face and said: "I lost. This seems to be the first time I have tasted failure in the map, right?"
"No temper."
"I really have no temper. In the plot given to me, I clearly saw me killing the old man. Of course I thought I was the murderer. I worked hard to pretend for three hours and finally cast out three good people."
"I thought I won, but it turns out I'm not the fucking murderer."
"The old man was still breathing after I covered him to death. He was killed by someone behind him, and the fatal injury was not mine."
"It's so fucked up."
"I worked hard for three hours to co-write and act, and others looked at me like a monkey."
"It's so stupid. I've never seen such a stupid map. Really, I'm convinced to lose. Unless you give me the correct answer from the beginning, it's absolutely impossible to pass the level."
"By the way, Brother Yi, have you cleared the level?"
"I passed the level."
Chen Yi nodded, put the invitation in his arms and said nothing more, but walked to the lounge chair next to the rooftop and sat down: "But I was lucky enough to pass the test. At the beginning, I didn't know whether I was the murderer or not. As the final clues advanced step by step, we were able to narrowly lock in three candidates.”
"But there are no more clues. We can only choose one among these three people."
"If you get it right, you will pass the level."
"Where are you, Jian Wuya?"
"I?"
Jian Wuya shrugged, leaned on the table nearby and said casually: "I passed the level. I always thought that I was a good person. I reasoned carefully for three hours and tried to explain the logic to everyone."
"Finally the three suspected murderers were voted out."
"Then I found out that I was the murderer."
"The system prompted me that since the murderer was not successfully voted out in three votes, the murderer won."
"Although the process is a little wrong, the answer is right."
"This may be the difference between society and school."
"WTF?"
Tutu glanced at Jian Wuya strangely: "What are you talking about? Why did it suddenly involve school and society?"
"Think about it, in school, if you don't answer correctly in the process, you will get zero points, and at most you will be given emotional points."
"And in society."
"Your process is wrong but your answer is right, full marks."
"In the adult world, whoever looks at the process only looks at your answers."
"."
Tutu Tu speechlessly glanced at Jian Wuya, who suddenly fell into emotion, and did not continue to pay attention. Instead, he turned his head and looked at Chen Yi: "Brother Yi, I just saw the little elf. Why did she come to you?"
"Here."
Chen Yi casually took out the invitation card from his arms and gave it to Tutu Rabbit: "I'm invited to be a guest at the Beginning of Autumn Festival in August. Are you interested?"
"To make an action that no one in the world can do?"
Tutu Rabbit stared at the information on the invitation panel, frowning and thinking: "This is not easy. First of all, the better solution is of course yoga."
“Many yoga movements are impossible for normal people to do.”
"Like stuffing your head into your crotch."
"But first of all, Brother Yi, you don't know this move, and Brother Yi, you don't have any yoga skills. Secondly, although there are not many people who can do it, there are still a large number of people who can do this move."
"This also means that you won't get the best reward."
"The best reward is naturally to perform an action that no one can do."
"It's just that what kind of action can only you, Brother Yi, do?"
The tuberculosis rabbit fell into deep thought with some embarrassment.
"etc--"
At this moment, Jian Wuya suddenly said thoughtfully: "I suddenly had a good idea. Our goal is to try to make an action that only Brother Yi can do in the world, right?"
"Then we can actually screen out some people physiologically."
"Like peeing with a Goba."
"Don't look at me like that. Although I think the example is a bit crude, you should be able to understand what I mean. We can physically screen out some people first."
"for example."
Jian Wuya's eyes suddenly lit up: "Before the upgrade of the game came, I was browsing videos on the Internet and saw a guy sucking himself into his vagina. If"
The words have not yet fallen.
"Snapped!"
A sudden slap hit Jian Wuya's head directly.
Tuberculosis Rabbit retracted his right arm expressionlessly, and then turned his head to look at Brother Yi: "I suddenly got some inspiration, we can start with props."
"What is not sure is whether the action mentioned in the rules is a fixed shot or a fragmented shot."
"If it's a fragmented shot, then we can rely on props to do things that other players can't do."
"for example--"
"Exterminate the clan!"
"You want other players to imitate this thing?"
"He definitely can't imitate it."
"Then Brother Yi, didn't you just make the only move in the world?"
"But if it's a stop-motion shot, it's a little bit more difficult."
"How about trying to commit suicide?"
"Anyway, Brother Yi, you came back from hell effortlessly. Not many players are willing to go to hell, right?"
"Goodbye."
Jian Wuya hesitated for a moment and then said: "What if we all go to hell? There are already many bad players who are promoting the idea of immigrating to hell on the Internet."
ps: This is the only picture I have today. I got gastroenteritis again. I defecated on the toilet for three hours and my face turned pale.
Woohoo.
Today can be considered as asking for leave. The opportunity to ask for leave this month has been exhausted.
I'm so miserable, I can finally sit on the toilet and have a good bowel movement for an hour. I suppressed these thousands of words with my py between my legs, ugh.
(End of chapter)
