"Brother Yi, do you want to step on this colored square?"
The tuberculosis rabbit hesitated for a while and then said hesitantly: "I know the correct answer to the black square on the left. Choose C, thigh."
"The longest muscle in the human body is the thigh. Although I don't know the specific scientific name of that muscle, I once cut off all the muscles and compared them."
"There's also a widespread belief that the longest muscle in the human body is the tongue, but it's not."
"As for the colored square, I don't know what you will encounter."
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Jian Wuya glanced at the tuberculosis rabbit in a strange way. For some reason, he felt that this person was a bit creepy. No normal person would be so curious about the structure of the human body. Even medical students were far less passionate about tuberculosis rabbits.
Chen Yi raised his head and glanced at the countdown of just over 7 minutes. After being silent for a while, he chose to step on the colorful square.
The next second——
"Ding, player Chen Yi stepped on the colored square, triggering a special event!"
"Randomly selected at special times"
"All players in the team will be sent to Lin Yin Art Foot Bath Shop for a one-hour forced massage!"
A prompt sounded in everyone's ears.
Before Chen Yi and the others could react, their vision suddenly went dark. When they reacted again, they found that they had changed into loose bathing clothes and were lying on three sofas in a private room.
Three long-legged girls holding small bags in their hands and wearing short skirts, black stockings and high heels stood in front of them and all bent down and spoke softly.
"Good evening, sir, technician No. 117 will be at your service."
"Good evening, sir, technician number 520."
When I bent down, the spring light was like the branches and leaves in the spring courtyard, uncontrollably bursting out over the wall.
Then, before they could speak, the three long-legged men began to squat down and put their feet into the foot bath bucket.
"WTF!!!"
Tutu Rabbit was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "Who the hell has time to wash their feet here? Aren't we downloading the map? Mandatory foot washing for one hour?"
"By the time we get out, the countdown to God's House will be over long ago!"
"What kind of random event is this?!"
It's true that he likes to wash feet, he also likes these beauties, and he prefers sex. He is not Liu Xiahui who just sits around and is in love, but it still deserves the occasion!
Now that everyone is downloading maps, who is in the mood to care about this? !
Chen Yi got up, put on his slippers with a somewhat ugly expression, and walked to the door of the private room, trying to open the door and leave, but just as he was about to turn the door handle.
Several lines of light characters suddenly appeared on the wall.
"Players please return to the sofa. If you leave the sofa for more than one minute or forcefully destroy the private room and leave here, you will be punished with failure to clear the level and being permanently unable to enter the team map."
"During this hour, I hope that several players can seriously enjoy this break from their busy schedule."
There is also a countdown below.
"00:59:37"
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After Chen Yi stood at the door in silence for a while, he silently let go of the door handle, lay down on the sofa again, put his arms behind his head, closed his eyes and whispered softly: "Knead gently, I don't have any difficulty."
"ah?"
Tutu Rabbit turned over and looked at Chen Yi aside, and said anxiously: "Brother Yi, you just ignore it? We are on the map. If we don't collect enough props before the end of the House of God, how can we get a high enough level?" Map rating?”
"Aren't you worried at all?"
"Is there any use in being anxious?"
"Well, it seems useless, but at least it seems that we have a correct attitude."
"If it's no use, just keep lying down. We'll tell you what happens after we get out."
Tutu Rabbit also fell into silence. After a while, he took off the top of his bathing suit, lay shirtless on the sofa, and slowly closed his eyes: "The key is to start with, I am very energetic."
He felt that what Brother Yi said made sense.
There's no way to get out anyway, so what's the point of being anxious? It's better to calm down and enjoy this so-called foot massage.
Jian Wuya, who was lying on the far left, saw that Tutu Rabbit and Chen Yi were both in a mess, so he was no longer anxious. He imitated the postures of Tutu Rabbit and Chen Yi and put his arms under his head.
“Not too hard, not too soft, I like it to be moderate.”
Half an hour later.
Several people were a little drowsy. I have to say that the environment of the private room was very good, the decoration was very modern, and the lighting was very ambiguous.
Under the dim light, the spring light kept beating.
Although it is a closed space, the air is extremely fresh, but there is no ventilation fan. It may be some method of purifying the air that they are not aware of.
At this time, there were still 30 minutes before they left this special event.
Out of boredom, Tutu Tu took out a cigarette from his arms, lit it and put it in his mouth. He started puffing away and casually chatted, "Hey, brother, there's one thing I've never understood."
"Young man gave me a very affectionate feeling towards my wife, but why did I see you once when I first entered the Silver Party Club?"
"Were you still chatting up a woman?"
"Do you know that this will give me the feeling that your personality is inconsistent with your personality?"
"Are affection and prostitution two words that can coexist?"
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Jian Wuya tilted his head and stared at the cigarette in Tutu Tu's mouth. His mouth felt itchy for a moment, and then he said after a moment: "Is it allowed to smoke in this room? Isn't there any restriction under the July rules?" "
"Yes, I have."
"Then you still smoke?"
"Oh, isn't there a three-time fault tolerance? I have the habit of smoking while pinching my feet, so I'll use it once first."
"Can you please stop twitching? My mouth feels itchy."
"No, but you can also light one and smoke it slowly after going to hell. My art gallery has always left a space for you, the main C seat."
"I have ordered a two-meter-high cross. When you die again, I will nail it to your body."
"You haven't answered my question yet. Why are you going to the Silver Party Club if you love your wife so much? Is that a place where a pure love warrior like you should go?"
After Jian Wuya was silent for a long time, he spoke in a low voice: "It's true that I love my wife, but I also have physiological needs that need to be addressed. I know that saying it like this may make me look like a scumbag and disgusting person, but human beings It’s inherently two-sided and contradictory.”
"I only love my wife and will not fall in love with other women, so I will not remarry or have another girlfriend."
"But I also want women."
"Many times I feel that I am a hypocritical pure love warrior. I used to be very painful because of many things, because I couldn't control myself to find a woman after my wife died, because I had no money to save my wife, because I was a waste."
"But then I made peace with myself."
"Don't think about it so much, just live in such confusion. Perhaps only when you face real death can you wake up to the meaning of your life."
"What about you, why do you want to go to the Silver Party Club?"
"With your current status and reputation, you don't have to spend money to go to that kind of place. Just wave at me and countless women will fall at your feet in order to get your protection."
He turned his head to look at the Tube Rabbit, but what he heard were some of the Tutu Rabbit's vague words.
"I'm washing feet with Brother Yi and Jian Wuya."
"That Jian Wuya who I made into a work of art suddenly came to life again and joined our team. We encountered a special incident while we were on the map together, and that was it."
"Yes, this child is quite miserable. He should be taken good care of. If it weren't for us, he wouldn't have such a lonely fate."
"But I still feel that he is more suitable to be mounted on the wall as a piece of art."
"Tomb rabbit?"
Jian Wuya sat up and looked blankly at the tuberculosis rabbit who had his eyes closed and his mouth opening and closing continuously. He couldn't figure out what was going on for a while. What was the tuberculosis rabbit talking about?
Why can't he understand?
"You're talking in your sleep."
Chen Yi didn't open his eyelids, and said softly lazily: "Tuberculosis Rabbit has the problem of talking in his sleep, just get used to it and don't worry about it."
"He falls asleep quickly, just keep talking about yours."
ps: There are still two chapters that are being temporarily revised tonight. I will post them soon after eating the cake my girlfriend bought me.
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