Chapter 152: I, Tutu Rabbit, am a born undertaker!

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As for the use of this, it is actually of no use. It can only make the deceased more dignified when he is buried or sent to the crematorium.

Instead of being buried in a pile of minced meat.

It was so ugly to go.

Tutu is a natural embalmer. He has never experienced any systematic teaching, but he has an innate artistic sense when sewing up corpses.

The most common embalmers do is clean the body of the deceased, change clothes, put on makeup, etc.

It's basically the limit.

No matter how miserable the body is, even if there is only a fingernail left, the corpse passed from Tutu Rabbit can be perfectly restored for you.

That's the thing.

According to Tutu Rabbit, this is the top rare comprehensive talent.

Although it sounds a bit like a serious business, it is indeed quite rare, and the income is not low.

As for the two brothers, Tie Zhui and Jia Ye, before the advent of future generations, it is already very good that they have not embarked on the road of breaking the law. They can also open a stall of their own, which is already considered very capable.

"It's not like I haven't done anything illegal at all."

Jiaye felt a little cold. He sat in front of the campfire and hugged his knees tightly into his arms. He felt the howling of the wind and said weakly: "I once registered a mobile phone number, and the previous owner of that phone number was engaged in paid dating. "

"It should be that Jinpen washed his hands and retired. Before he retired, he canceled this mobile phone number, but he did not tell his old customers."

"After I took over this mobile phone number, several people called me every day to ask if I would pick up customers today. At first I was angry and felt like I was being harassed, but then I suddenly realized that it wasn't a bad thing."

"Um?"

Chen Yi raised his eyebrows slightly, put a skewer of grilled pork belly into his mouth, and said with some surprise: "Are you acting as a middleman? Contact the customer on the left, contact the host on the right, and draw water from it?"

He never thought that Jiaye had such a story.

"To be honest, I had such an idea at that time."

Jia Ye leaned on Tie Hui's arm, looked up into Chen Yi's eyes, and said a little embarrassedly: "Brother Yi, don't laugh at me. We were so poor at that time, so poor that it didn't matter even if we broke the law as long as we could make money. .”

“But then I looked into it more closely.”

"This is the crime of organizing prostitution, and the sentence starts with at least five years. Moreover, I also learned about this industry specifically, and found out that the middlemen did not just take the commission for free."

"You have to be responsible for acquiring customers, protecting the young lady when the customer makes things difficult for you, and asking for compensation for the young lady afterwards. You also need to have connections. Not everyone can join this industry."

"It felt a bit too difficult, so I gave up the idea."

"Later, I found a girl who was new to the industry and was a prostitute. This girl had no resources and few clients, so I sold her my mobile phone number for 10,000 yuan."

"A year later, she even thanked me for coming over and said that we had helped her a lot. Once during the Chinese New Year, she even brought us gifts to wish us happy new year. She said that we were the most noble people she met when she entered the industry."

"He's a good man."

Tie Shui, who had been sitting next to him and eating honestly, also put down the skewers in his hands, looked at Chen Yi seriously, gave a thumbs up and said: "That girl is a good person, she gave me a bottle of wine and a cigarette. .”

"You respect me."

Perhaps in Iron Hammer's heart, anyone who smokes for him is a good person.

"That's it."

Chen Yi smiled and put the empty pick aside after finishing his meal, and said with a smile: "It's quite interesting. If it were me, I would never have thought of this."

"Then what would you do if Brother Yi had such a mobile phone number?"

Jia Ye suddenly became interested and looked directly at Chen Yi with eyes full of expectation, waiting for Chen Yi's answer.

"me?"

"I don't know the details, but if such a mobile phone number is given to me, I might log out and get a new one."

"But if Tutu Tu has such a mobile phone number, he will probably sell it to the men's hospital. After all, these phone calls are basically accurate potential customers."

Chen Yi shrugged helplessly.

"Giggle."

Jia Ye couldn't help but be amused by Chen Yi's answer. He leaned on Tie Zhui's shoulder and looked at Chen Yi with eyes full of smiles and relief.

"Why didn't I think of this? Brother Tuberculosis Rabbit is very good at making money."

She was enjoying this moment.

It was extremely dark in Yancheng, shrouded by black clouds. Several people sat around a campfire, eating barbecue on the rooftop as the wind blew past.

My brother is by my side, and so is Chen Yi.

Although the environment was a bit harsh, she was extremely satisfied.

She used to hate this kind of weather, and their business would be poor every time it happened. But now she likes this kind of weather very much. Even if the weather is a bit bad, she can still feel safe enough.

If only this moment could last forever.

It's just that if others hear this, they will inevitably make people laugh in anger. You are not talking nonsense. You can't feel safe sitting together eating barbecue with a man who can inflict millions of damage with one shot and defeat the world's boss in seconds. !

The angle of view slowly increases.

Under the dark clouds that filled the city, the few people sitting on the rooftop around a bonfire looked particularly cozy.

At this time, the tuberculosis rabbit was not so happy.

"Ding, your performance as a wife murderer is 32% perfect. You failed and left the map, but no props were lost. You can be thankful."

"Map Evaluation": It can be seen that you have your own ideas about cleaning up crime scenes, and that you should be a perfect criminal.

In just 4 minutes, not only did you remove all the blood in your home, you even used white vinegar to remove all DNA and fingerprints about the hostess from the sheets and clothes in the master bedroom.

Every corner of the living room was checked for fingerprints and dander using a UV light.

And he prepared to chop the hostess's body into pieces and hide it in the outdoor air conditioner. It's hard to imagine why you are so skilled at cutting up the body, and the cook is only so good at slaughtering the cow.

Unfortunately, the police arrived when you were cutting up the body, witnessed the whole process of cutting up the body, and arrested you on the spot and put you in jail.

Although you were convicted by the police as soon as you entered the map.

But at least you gave a perfect answer in cleaning the crime scene. If you are given enough time, I believe you can restore a flawless crime scene.

Unfortunately, you are off topic.

Please note that the main task requires you to play a wife-murderer. The wife-murderer you play is not so skilled in handling corpses, so please review the question carefully.

"Map Reward": None. Please note that when the player's performance is less than 30% perfect when settling the evaluation, he will lose half of his props at random.

Tutu Rabbit stared at the evaluation panel in front of him with an ugly expression, his face was so gloomy that it was almost dripping with water!

Go to hell!

In those 4 minutes, he could be said to have put out all he had learned in his life. He did not dare to stop for a moment and used all his strength to clean up the crime scene!

The results actually told him that his acting rating was only 32%!

The reason is that what he did was not consistent with his role.

But the identity he plays is a rookie who has to search the Internet for how to clean up blood. It's a shame that such a rookie can clean up a crime scene.

There is too little time, only 4 minutes!

In these 4 minutes, you can only choose one of cleaning the DNA and blood at home or cutting up the body. If you choose both, you won't have enough time.

If you give him 1 hour.

He could make this corpse disappear into the world without anyone noticing.

With only 4 minutes, the only place he could hide the body was in this room. He had no time to deal with the body in complicated ways, let alone transport it out of the house.

"Ding, your Life Theater Map Pass still has 3 uses. Do you want to enter again?"

Tutu Rabbit stood in the white space, looking at the scenes of what he had experienced on the map on the wall in front of him, and began to ponder in his heart how to better hide the body so that he could clear himself of criminal suspicion.

Brother Yi has already told him that the reward for completing the hidden mission is very high. If you just perfectly play the identity, there will only be a reward for the unique character action in the world.

He could have temporarily hidden the body in the electric water heater. According to Yi Ge's experience, this was a location where the police would not find it for the time being.

But just when he was about to stuff the body into the electric water heater.

A panel suddenly popped up in front of me.

"Ding, the last player who got a perfect rating hid the body in the water heater. This is no longer a neglect point. The body will be discovered immediately if it is hidden here."

The last player's corpse hiding spot that passed perfectly will be unavailable to the next player who enters. This is information they don't know.

This also means that the plan he discussed with Brother Yi completely failed.

Originally, he planned to imitate Brother Yi, clean up the traces in his house, hide the body in the water heater, and go to the police station to play the role of a schizophrenic psychopath.

But there was no way to hide the body in the water heater, so we had to cut it up and hide it in other places. However, there was no way to complete this series of things in 4 minutes.

The most deadly thing is.

After you fail and leave the map, you will not return to reality. Instead, you will stay in this white space. The only option is to accept entering the map again.

This also meant that he couldn't discuss it with Brother Yi midway.

And you must get a high enough level of perfection in the next few times, otherwise you may even risk losing half of the random props.

The biggest problem now is how to hide the body within these 4 minutes.

Tutu Rabbit stared at the scenes flashing on the wall, his brows furrowed together, and he kept thinking.

The next second——

Suddenly a light flashed in his eyes.

etc?

What is his purpose? The purpose is to complete the hidden mission, clear the criminal suspicion, and get the hidden reward!

But if you want to clear the suspicion of a crime, you don't have to just hide the body and pretend to be schizophrenic!

Is it okay to commit a home invasion, right?

There is no need to clean up the corpse, blood or anything.

Suddenly a bad guy broke into the house, killed his wife, and severely injured him. Is this reasonable?

As long as you become a victim, you can naturally be cleared of criminal suspicion, right?

ps: Hey, can I ask for a monthly ticket? This is my first time speaking this month.

(End of chapter)