"System notification: 'Santa's' nine elk stole Santa's gift boxes, ran back to the 'past' and started selling them secretly."
"You arrested 1 Christmas elk, and the remaining 8 Christmas elk have already gone back to file a complaint."
"Santa Claus is on his way to hunt you now."
"Santa Claus Arrival Countdown: 09:22:21"
"The following are instructions for players——"
"1: 'Santa Claus' is the neutral boss in December. Except when he and his elk are actively attacked or arrested, he will not harm any players, but his strength is the same as the boss in December and much stronger than the boss in May. Player strength."
"2: 'Santa Claus' can only move at night and cannot move during the day."
"3: Santa Claus can only stay in the past for a maximum of 24 hours. If the player survives for more than 24 hours, Santa Claus will return without success."
"PS: If you successfully evade pursuit, you will receive a large number of rewards, including limited out-of-print titles, a large number of coupons, rare props, etc."
"..."
Chen Yi stared at the system notification in front of him expressionlessly. After being silent for a long time, he slowly blew out the smoke and murmured in a daze.
"Tuberculosis Rabbit, I'm sorry for you."
"Brother originally promised to help you live a good life."
"Now it looks like I'm going back on my word."
"what happened?"
Hearing this, a hint of panic flashed across Tutu Rabbit's face. He took out a stick from his arms, lit it, and threw it into his mouth as quickly as he could. He took a deep breath and then lay down on the chair with a look of relief on his face. Go up, look up to the sky and say casually.
"Tell me when I will die."
"I'm ready."
"When I used to watch movies, every time I saw those people who were about to die, they used all their strength to light a cigarette, but they died before they could take a puff."
"At that time, I secretly swore."
"Before I die, I must light a cigarette as quickly as possible to prevent myself from leaving such a bloody regret."
"I've been working hard for this for a long time."
"finally--"
"It only takes me 0.7 seconds to complete a series of tedious actions from taking out a cigarette to lighting it up to passing it through my lungs!"
Then Tutu Rabbit clicked his tongue with some emotion, took another sip and said with satisfaction: "This is the second sip. I made a profit, and my death will not be in vain."
"This is what hard work means."
"..."
Chen Yi glanced at the tuberculosis rabbit with a strange expression, then looked at the countdown with nine hours left, took a deep breath, a hint of ferocity and cruelty suddenly flashed in his eyes, and threw the cigarette butt out of the sled.
He took out the sniper rifle, held it in his hand, and said in a hoarse voice.
"Isn't it Santa Claus?"
"Even if you are a god, as long as there is a health bar, I will kill it for you!"
"Don't talk about Santa Claus, not even God can withstand my 33 robbery."
"today--"
"I want a Christmas event in December without Santa Claus!!!"
"From now on, there will be no god in the world!"
at this time.
A new system notification popped up on the personal panel.
"Supplementary notice: Santa Claus can recover 100% of his maximum health every second, and his health bar exceeds 100 million."
"..."
"Oh, I got it, it's okay."
Chen Yi fell into silence again. After a long time, he took out a small notebook and began to chew on the pen and began to think deeply.
"Tomb rabbit, what do you think we will do if we have the last nine hours of our lives?"
"Look for the pussy."
"Is it that direct?"
"Would you like to be more tactful?"
Tutu Rabbit tilted his head and thought for a moment before he said, "Let's find a few more. I've always wanted to try the feeling of the daughter country."
"also."
Chen Yi sighed softly, his voice seemed a little low.
"99 for me and 98 for you, is that enough?"
"It should be almost done."
"Okay, let's arrange it this way, but you have to lend me your prop."
"Which prop?"
"cough."
Chen Yi clenched his fist with one hand and coughed lightly: "It's that prop of yours that can fill your head with pornographic violence for three hours and keep rising."
"no!"
"Hey..."
Chen Yi immediately rolled up his sleeves and prepared to have a chat with Tutu about what it means to be a big or small king.
But at this moment——
He suddenly noticed the sun above his head. It was noon.
He was stunned for a moment, and a glimmer of light suddenly flashed in his eyes, as if he suddenly remembered something. There was a fear of broken expectations in his voice, and he spoke hastily with a trembling voice.
"Quickly, help me check, what is the rotation speed of the Blue Star?"
"466 meters/second, equivalent to 1667km/hour."
"Yes, that's it!"
Chen Yi suddenly stood up from the sled, his eyes full of anticipation and excitement, and his voice trembled urgently: "What does this mean?"
"It means that as long as we fly on the surface of the blue star at this speed and against the direction of rotation, the relative position to the sun will remain unchanged, and the sky color will be maintained as it was at the beginning."
"That means the sky above our heads can always stay bright!"
"And that Santa Claus can only move at night, which means that as long as we keep the sky above our heads in a bright state, there is no way that Santa Claus can catch us!"
"After 24 hours, that old Biden will have no choice but to return without success!"
"Can..."
Tutu Rabbit touched the sled under him with some confusion in his eyes: "Brother Yi, do you plan to make this thing reach a speed of 1667km/h?"
"Is this possible!"
"Of course!"
Chen Yi looked at the 9-hour countdown and opened the sled's modification panel with hope: "Don't forget that the vehicle can be modified."
"As long as you have enough coupons, it is not impossible to increase the speed to 1667km/h!"
"Let me see, let me see..."
soon--
He found what he was looking for.
"Modification options": Supersonic nitrogen jet canister.
"Modification Effect": Adding one can increase the maximum speed of your vehicle by 100km/hour.
"Modification price": 20,000 points.
"Modification Limit": A maximum of 100 can be added to a single vehicle.
"Yes, that's it."
Chen Yi pinched his fingers and began to calculate.
The current maximum speed of the Mechanical Elk Christmas Sleigh is 280km/h.
"That is to say, as long as about 15 are added, the maximum speed of the sled can be increased to 1780km/h, which is already faster than the rotation speed of the Blue Star!"
"15, which means it will cost 300,000 points."
"Let me see how much I have left in my coupon balance. It's 229,599, almost 230,000."
"Well...there are still 70,000 points left."
The tuberculent rabbit sitting in the back seat of the sled looked at the rear of the sled with a sigh of relief, and began to think about how to insert 15 supersonic nitrogen jet canisters into the butt of the sled.
The butt of the sled has no shrinkage properties. Is there anywhere to insert 15 nitrogen cylinders?
Even with this feature, 15 is somewhat abstract.
After a while.
He still opened his mouth to remind.
"That brother Yi, I have to remind you."
"If the speed reaches 1780km, if you haven't got a windshield or something..."
"Then our death condition may be no different from that of Lao Ganma with diced chicken."
"By the way, brother Yi, do you like eating Lao Gan Ma?"
“Especially the one with diced chicken.”
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