The black business car bumped along the country road. It had just rained yesterday, which made the already difficult road even more difficult to walk. It was full of mud and potholes. A car with a low chassis drove in. It felt like sitting in the car. It's like a bumper car hundreds of times more uncomfortable. Mud spots were thrown on the body of the car, and it would not take long for the car to turn into a yellow-skinned steel giant. The old scalpers in the field raised their heads in surprise and watched their suspected similar beasts scurrying away from the small road. Ran on the road.
"Ugh...!" The long and prolonged exhalation was not disgusting or lyrical. Classmate Keisha Gattuso was sitting in the passenger seat, holding a plastic bag in her hand, and kept saying this very rhythmically every once in a while. Like a clock, it made a loud sound, and slid into the plastic bag along with the sour gastric juice and the noodles I had eaten in the morning.
Simply put, she threw up.
In Kesha's past life, she had never experienced such poor road conditions. The China she knew was not like some foreigners' information channels, which were full of distorted facts. In her opinion, this country was indeed a rapidly developing country. The Oriental Dragon is rapidly moving toward modernization.
But not all dragons have flawless scales. For example, Smaug, a classmate back then, was unfortunate enough to have a black arrow shoot off a piece of dragon scale on his chest. It looked uneven, so he suffered a disaster.
The same is true for the current road conditions. Kesha is used to direct flights to wherever she goes. She never thought that there are parts of remote areas where infrastructure has not been improved. The current country roads are simply made by people, and there are usually only bicycles and motorcycles. Commercial vehicles are the only tools that are most unsuitable for portable tools like tricycles. Every time they move forward, they bump irregularly in all directions, like a small boat fighting rough waves.
As a racing driver, Kesha has even challenged the worst off-road courses, such as crossing the front lines of a battlefield, and she has come out of those situations intact. But on this Chinese rural trail that was probably several decades old, she lost, and she lost so much that she never experienced such treatment even when she traveled to the Amazon jungle.
Chu Zihan, who was sitting in the driver's seat, had to turn on the car air purifier. Otherwise, with Kesha's average injection frequency of once every 30 seconds, the whole car would soon be filled with the smell of digested soybean noodles, which is not nice to say. , the pig food in the countryside almost feels like that.
She didn't speak the whole time. In this case, anything she said was superfluous. Everyone has bad moments, especially Kesha, who seemed to have a very good face. From the first time she vomited, she used it to pack mineral water. The plastic bag was used and did not cause any trouble to the car. If they vomit in the car, which will be their main means of transportation for a while, and there is no suitable car wash nearby, they will be in trouble.
Chu Zihan couldn't help but think of the scene before departure. At that time, classmate Kesha, the blond girl with big boobs, had pride written all over her face. She was as solemn as a queen and said that we will go to perform the college's mission together. During this process, I will serve as your senior and conduct all-round observations and assessments of all your actions. The results will determine your final score. The college will use this score to confirm whether you have the ability to complete all coursework independently as you said. ability.
Chu Zihan nodded silently. Kesha was very satisfied. She said that since we are going to form a team to cooperate, as someone who is more familiar with the process than you, I will be the team leader. I hope that when performing tasks, you will strictly follow the captain's orders and not engage in personal heroism. We are a team, Chu Zihan continued to nod.
Now that I think about how professional Kesha was at that time, how sad she is now. To be honest, Chu Zihan had never thought before that a so-called hybrid, who was as human as a superhuman, would lose to such a result of vomiting on a country road. Vice virtue.
Probably only Kesha would be like this, right? Young lady, you must be accompanied by a driver of a luxury car when you go out. You go to a seaside resort hotel. This kind of place is of course a flat road, enough for driving, but of course it won't feel like driving a pirate ship or a roller coaster on flat land.
The road conditions in front improved slightly for a while. During this period, a fellow sheep passed by on the road. Chu Zihan had to slow down to avoid it. The whole car was almost touching the cliff on the side. This small road can basically be said to be a one-way street, which is enough for one person. A car is driving, and if another one comes head-on, everyone will just stare.
The fellow villager cast a curious look at the car. It was not that he had never seen it before, but he just found it strange that this was not the only way into the mountains. The repaired village road was relatively smooth, and all the mountain goods in the village depended on the big karaoke on that road. As people move in and out, the wealthy folks all buy their own cars. But the girls in this car chose to take a deserted road instead of Yangguan Avenue, which made people feel strange.
Kesha calmed down a bit, grabbed the mineral water bottle, rinsed her mouth, spit it out, and drank heavily. Generally speaking, people who are vomiting will feel aversion to eating for a period of time, but water must be replenished, otherwise the rapid loss of water in the body will only worsen the symptoms.
"How long are we going to be struggling?" She leaned on the leather seat and opened the car window. The fresh air outside made her briefly feel like she had returned to the human world. Just now she felt that she had seen Hades.
"It's only half way." Chu Zihan glanced at the navigation. The road they were taking now was not displayed in the navigation at all, because it was a path trodden by the people in the mountains themselves and was not meant for cars at all. It can only accommodate one vehicle traveling in one direction. If any navigation guides the car here, it would be a scam. Even turning around would be almost impossible.
Kesha's eyes looked like death at this moment. She thought she had endured it long enough. What came out of Chu Zihan's mouth should be that we will be there soon. Such words were similar to looking at plum blossoms to quench thirst. Unexpectedly, the truth was still Very cruel.
"Just this once, I will never come to the Chinese countryside to perform any mission again." Kesha gritted her teeth.
"Didn't you know about it before you came here?" Chu Zihan asked. She felt that although Kesha seemed a bit stupid because of her arrogance, she would not be stupid enough to rashly choose an unknown person without knowing anything. place.
"Of course I have learned about the Terracotta Warriors, Big Wild Goose Pagoda, Huaqing Palace, Famen Temple, Biang Biang Noodles and so on." Kesha said that in her dictionary, knowing a place means knowing its food, drinks and entertainment.
"I think you just reviewed the travel guide. We are not going to XA city, but to northern Shaanxi. Everyone in China knows about the loess slopes and cave dwellings in northern Shaanxi."
"You mean we will live in a cave?" The word "cave dwelling" made Kesha feel more energetic. As a top Bai Fumei, one of her goals in life is to travel around the world and enjoy the most primitive environment wherever she goes. Authentic local specialties.
When she went to the Amazon, a pretty little Indian girl brought her freshly brewed cassava beer. Although she knew that this beer was brewed with water directly from the Amazon River, and even the filtration step was omitted, she still ignored the tour guide's dissuasion, took the beer, praised it loudly, and drank it all in one gulp... As a result, she had diarrhea for three days.
In her opinion, this is nothing. If you have been to a place but have not tried the local cultural characteristics, what is the difference between you and you have never been there? In your memory, is this place just a hotel suite? That would be too boring, so even if she ends up being sick for three days, it is worth it. At least she will never forget that glass of cassava wine and what she saw and heard on the edge of the Amazon River in her lifetime.
"I don't know, but it's possible." Chu Zihan said that it was hard to say whether there would be such a thing as a hotel in a small mountain village like this. For her, she could spend the night safely in the car, but Kesha was in a very serious condition now. No, she needs a real place to rest. If that doesn't work, you can only try to disturb the local villagers.
Chu Zihan turned his head and looked out the window. This place was already deep into the hinterland of the mountains. The so-called Loess Plateau is just a sentence in a textbook. Only when you really look here can you realize this feeling. Everything you see is gray and yellow. It is gray and yellow, whether it is land or dead grass and branches, just like the history books say, this is a land with a long history but has suffered a lot.
Similar to what most people imagine, there are still many people living in renovated cave dwellings in this area today, but they are not as backward as imagined in remote rural areas. There are smooth roads in front of the cave dwellings, and only uninvited guests like them can Will enter the village quietly, not on the main road.
The cause of the incident came from something unearthed here, which was discovered by farmers while digging in the fields. It was a four-legged bronze square tripod. The body of the tripod was engraved with eight chi dragons entwining each other, and there was a similar textual description in the middle.
The King of Kings Stepmother Wu Fang Ding previously unearthed in China was only 1.3 meters tall and weighed more than 800 kilograms. However, when everyone excavated the Fang Ding and revealed its true face, everyone was shocked. This thing The height is actually nearly five meters, and ordinary people have to climb up to see the truth inside the cauldron.
This thing was too huge and heavy to move, so the villagers simply wanted to break it and transport it out. However, no matter what method they used, their tools could not leave any traces on this giant cauldron. It seemed that the thing was not made of ancient bronze at all, otherwise it would have had some scars after so many years.
Later, this matter was discovered by the local intelligence network, and was immediately reported to Kassel College. The college concluded that this should be a dragon relic, because the tripod was used to cook and store meat in ancient times. If a five-meter tripod is If a tall cauldron is used for this purpose, who can eat with it?
Although starting from the Zhou Dynasty, the tripod gradually evolved into a symbol representing status and royal power. Rulers often used the power of the whole country to cast large tripods, and it was possible to achieve such a scale. However, with the means of that era, it was impossible to create a giant cauldron of this level. It could not be harmed by sharp metal objects. It should be a characteristic of an alchemical product. Moreover, judging from the photos, the text on it was obviously dragon text that had not been deciphered before.
The college sent people to discuss the acquisition with the villagers, hoping that they would not spread the matter out, while translating the words and patterns on the giant tripod. Unexpectedly, the people sent lost news not long after. Some time before he lost contact, news came back that there were people in the area who were very interested in this giant tripod, but they were obviously not from the archaeological team, and many of them were not even Chinese in appearance.
In the world of mixed races, Cassel Academy is certainly not the only one who is interested in the dragon heritage. The academy cannot determine who these people are and whether the missing members were killed by these guys. The mission given to Chu Zihan and Kesha was to secretly investigate this matter.
So they did not take the main road, but chose to enter the mountain from a less traveled road. According to Chu Zihan's calculations, it would be dark when they arrived, so they could hide the car and pretend to be walking. Travelers on the mountain can easily avoid the eyes and ears and enter the target location.
It stands to reason that this kind of task should only be done by Chu Zihan, because she is an absolutely traditional Chinese with black hair and black eyes. She has a good figure like Kesha and has blond hair. Her face says I am a foreigner. Very eye-catching.
But considering that there are also foreigners among the guys here, and Kesha is proficient in multiple languages, if it is necessary to deal with Chu Zihan, who only speaks Chinese and English, it is obviously not enough. The college needs to know who is treating it as its own. opponent. Moreover, this is also Chu Zihan's first mission, so it would be more appropriate to have someone who is familiar with the process lead the team.
As the car continued to move forward, it didn't take long for Kesha's face to turn into pig liver again, and she kept vomiting. Not only was she vomiting out her overnight meal, it was as if her internal organs no longer belonged to her.
If he wasn't driving, Chu Zihan would try to take care of Kesha, such as patting her back, changing some purified water, disposing of the scraps of vomit. It's a pity that Keisha won't accept this kind of kindness. This style alone can be included in the top three most embarrassing things in her life. If she still needs to be taken care of by the new students, her reputation as a senior student and student council president will be lost. Where to put it?
I don’t know why Chu Zihan suddenly thought of the four words "Blonde Lost Dog". This title was told to her by Chu Shi. At that time, they were sitting together watching a certain famous TV series. The smile of a certain Lily with blond hair and twin ponytails from the beginning It was so brilliant that she burst into tears, the expressions changed naturally, and the inner drama was so rich that even Chu Zihan was a little touched, but Chu Yi next to him smiled happily at this scene.
Chu Zihan asked her why, and Chu Shi said that I knew she couldn't win from the beginning. Since ancient times, blonds have been losers. In our ACG class, the fate of blonds is either to be surrounded by bad guys and say unyieldingly, "Kill me." , or just watching the lovers of the male and female protagonists finally get married, I would squat down and draw circles all by myself, crying silently.
Since then, Chu Zihan has remembered the expression golden retriever loser. There is no other meaning. She just thinks Kesha is a bit like the bossy young lady in the morning, but turns into a flailing salted fish in the evening.
