I have a friend?
As soon as he saw this familiar sentence pattern, a familiar emoticon popped up in Wu Ming's mind, and he subconsciously began to guess whether the friend mentioned by the petitioner was himself.
The meow of the orange cat Xiaomi brought Wu Ming back from his drifting thoughts. Seeing the orange cat's tail hair blowing out slightly and grinning as if it was about to bite him again, he grabbed the orange cat. He held her on his lap and gently stroked Xiaomi's hair, then turned his attention to the auxiliary device again.
"Respected...respected leaders? Something feels wrong. Um, gods? It seems weird. In short...I have a friend, but I feel like he seems a bit strange recently..."
Like the previous prayer that Wu Ming received, this time there is no signature or address information left. Perhaps the petitioner has never considered how the superior beings who accept the prayer should position themselves. question……
This can't help but make Wu Ming a little confused about how the director or the Lucky Ancient God Office is using to promote the prayer business to ordinary people...
Could it be that just like Elizabeth that time, she directly spread the dream to others?
Wu Ming didn't know what kind of transmission method it was, so he continued to read.
"But I can't say whether there is something wrong...it's just that he has been obsessed with playing with his mobile phone recently. Whenever he has free time, he will unlock his mobile phone and don't know what he is playing on. Even when he is taking the subway, he will take out his mobile phone to play. Yes, so he often skips the station or simply refuses to let me fly..."
"I'm not asking him to completely give up his habit of playing with his mobile phone, but he has to have some sense of time, right? Every time I go out to play with him, he always puts me off for more than half an hour. If this keeps going on, I can't stand it..."
"He had a fight with me two days ago because I was five minutes late. I wanted to apologize to him and explain that I was late because of a traffic jam, but he didn't listen at all!"
"I now extremely hope that this wise man will reflect on his actions, and I hope he will not be late this morning..."
It seems that I can only feel uncomfortable if I don't use my mobile phone. I have also been addicted to playing with my mobile phone and sitting and standing on the computer to let pigeons fly... Wu Ming, who was stroking the cat with one hand, rolled his eyes and said this prayer Classified as friends quarreling.
A task that is not too troublesome. According to the point of view that Lucky Ancient God Office has always adhered to, whether it is saving the world or helping people find cats, they are all things of the same fundamental value. The office will not do it because of personal reasons. You will refuse to pray if your troubles are too trivial, nor will you turn a blind eye to the crisis of world destruction because it is too terrifying. So theoretically speaking, it is normal for Wu Ming to receive this kind of prayer mission.
After reading the prayer, Wu Ming picked up Xiaomi and put it aside, changed his clothes and prepared to wash up.
As a result, as soon as he opened the ajar door, Wu Ming saw Siegfried, who had just finished washing and put on a head-mounted mask.
"Morning, Brother Fei, how did you sleep last night?" Wu Ming said hello casually.
Since Elizabeth and Zhao Sida have already occupied the remaining empty rooms, Siegfried does not have many spare rooms to stay in. Although Elizabeth enthusiastically suggested that the former can come to her room to make a floor, and wait for the all-powerful eldest brother to solve the room problem. Then she moved out, but in the end the Black Dragon girl still refused her good intentions and chose to sleep on the sofa...
"I didn't sleep. I haven't watched TV for a long time. I miss it very much." Siegfried pointed to the TV that was playing the TV series and answered briefly.
Wu Ming's habitual smile froze out of politeness: "Yes, yes, remember to turn on the TV when watching TV in the middle of the night..." He was startled before he could say the words. Wu Ming originally wanted to remind Brother Fei to remember to turn on the light. Keep the brightness, but you can imagine that this family is all extraordinary creatures, and it is estimated that it is unlikely to suffer from myopia or photosensitive epilepsy, so I shook my head and never mentioned this matter again. After washing up, I offered cat food to Xiaomi. , and began to help Zhao Sida prepare breakfast.
"Manager, your sleep time is one to three hours shorter than usual." Zhao Sida, who was working in front of the stove using a small stool in the kitchen, reminded her without looking back.
Wu Ming smiled and helped Zhao Sida put out the large pot of porridge that had been cooked, and then put the steamed buns and steamed buns on plates one by one and sent them to the dining table in the living room: "It's okay, it's okay. With my physical condition, it doesn't matter if I lose a few hours of sleep. Although I have no class today, I still have to go out later."
Zhao Sida, who finally walked out of the kitchen with side dishes, was a little confused: "Is there a mission?"
"Well, there is a new prayer, which was sent to me this morning..." Wu Ming replied casually, and then he was suddenly startled and the movement of placing the plate slowed down: "Old Zhao, how do you know?"
"This is a simple deduction calculation. According to the data we have gotten along with so far, managers have extremely low social needs and all social relationships are maintained below ordinary levels. Since managers are not the type who likes to go out for fun, the reasons for going out are only It was limited to the reason "I have something I have to do or purchase daily necessities". But the manager did not have classes today, and the water, electricity and gas bills were paid recently. Yesterday, I went to the supermarket to buy Siegfried's daily necessities. So Come to the conclusion that a mission may exist.”
"Old Zhao, your subtext is probably saying that I have no friends and I don't like to go out..." Wu Ming resisted the urge to hide his face and cleverly changed the subject while turning his head: "Elizabeth! Get up quickly! Let's start dinner. Come on! Brother Fei, come have breakfast."
"Wow! I'm coming, I'm coming!" Elizabeth's energetic response came from the room. This silly girl who had gotten up early and had been waiting for food quickly washed her hands, ran to Fei Ge and sat down. He grabbed a bun and muttered while eating: "Big brother, big brother! I want to go out and buy something with Brother Fei today!"
Wu Ming, who had just served a bowl of porridge, was a little strange: "Buying something?"
"Hmmmm...yes..." Elizabeth said vaguely, but after being glared at by Zhao Sida with a threatening look, she honestly swallowed the food in her mouth and pointed to the side. Siegfried said, "Brother Fei can't wear a black robe and a helmet like this. It's weird enough that the doll wears a long-sleeved coat and a big coat when he goes out every day. My eldest brother also likes to wear clothes with strange words on them when he goes out. My My aesthetic intuition tells me that if I don’t take off your weird clothes and take off your helmets, long-sleeved jackets and those weird cultural shirts, sooner or later we will become the most noticed guys on the street..."
"So I feel it is necessary to conduct a round of purchasing! Formal! Thorough! Comprehensive purchasing!"
Snap!
I don’t know whether it was because he was shocked in his heart or because he found out that Elizabeth actually said such normal and constructive words. Wu Ming was stunned and unknowingly let go of the chopsticks in his hand, and the wooden chopsticks fell to the ground, making a small sound. Xiaomi, who was eating cat food, was startled.
Each of the three reacted differently to Elizabeth's accusation.
Siegfried touched the head-mounted mask that covered most of his face with only his mouth exposed, and ate half of the bun in one bite: "No...I will feel very uncomfortable if I don't wear something to cover my face and eyes..."
The doll girl took a sip of porridge calmly, glanced at Elizabeth and expressed her opinion: "Covering the ball joints is a necessary concealment method. It is simpler and more effective to wear a long-sleeved coat than to continue to use hypnosis and suggestion supernatural spells."
"I'm not! I don't, don't talk nonsense!" Only Wu Ming reacted fiercely and denied, "I wear very good clothes in winter! Don't make fun of me!"
