Chapter 12 Someone finally picked up my joke!

Style: Gaming Author: Fishing King LufeiWords: 2755Update Time: 24/01/12 05:01:50
Talking too much is often a means to promote the development of stories in film and television literary works. For example, in a situation where the villain already has a huge advantage and can win with just one more blow, the villain insists on telling the protagonist about the precision of his plan and the greatness of his ideas. His high IQ keeps everyone at his mercy, and the protagonist, who is held back for time, seizes the opportunity to fight back on the spot or slip away with oil on his feet.

In some disaster movies and horror movies, too much nonsense and running too slowly can often cause the entire team to suffer heavy losses - most of the time the losses here refer to human lives.

Of course, some works that treat commentary as a profession, and as long as you commentate, you will not die, and even time in the real world does not flow when commenting on live battles, this type of work is excluded. If you want to survive in this type of work, the best way is Just become a commentator, and then follow a group of people who like to wear strange clothes and make magical poses all day long, and explain the battle when they are fighting. It is guaranteed that you will be blessed in the dark. In that kind of world There are two armies fighting, the rule of not cutting the commentary, and the habit of not harming the commentator's life is engraved in their DNA.

He was accustomed to the classic routines in various film and television literary works that pushed the plot to a sudden turn. With so many lessons learned from the past, Wu Ming naturally would not make such a stupid mistake. Although he was a little embarrassed, he still remembered the principle of waiting until he had escaped before saying anything. So I immediately decided to run away as planned.

Although the noodle men in the square walked very slowly, they moved at a crooked and slow pace that could not even keep up with the walking speed of normal people. Even so, Wu Ming did not dare to relax at all and escaped as quickly as possible. In the square, the four people turned into an alley and disappeared. When they quickly returned to the place where they heard the cry for help and took back the large and small plastic bags thrown there, Wu Ming dared to rest for a while. , and then when several people were on the road again carrying large and small bags, he turned to look at the expressionless Zhao Sida and asked.

"Now we have to think of a way back."

As soon as she heard the word "go back," Lin Jiaojiao's eyes suddenly lit up.

Unexpectedly, it was Elizabeth who answered the conversation this time: "I know this, I know it! Generally speaking, we can walk back by walking in the opposite direction the way we came. The shallow layer of the shadow world is very close to the real world. I don’t know why, but sometimes the shallow layer of the shadow world overlaps with the real world to a small extent, and then people there will mistakenly enter the shallow layer of the shadow world through the overlapping links. Shadow monsters can also look like this We came here to the real world. We probably came here because the shallow edge of the shadow world overlapped with the real world, so we can get out wherever we came from!"

"It shouldn't be..." After hearing Elizabeth's explanation, Wu Ming couldn't help but frowned and pointed at Lin Jiaojiao: "Then why are there only three of us and Lin Jiaojiao came in?"

Considering that Lin Jiaojiao was in shock and her legs might be weak (Wu Ming knew this well), when she first escaped from the square, Elizabeth took Lin Jiaojiao, Wu Ming, and Zhao Sida and ran together, and then turned into an alley. After that, she strongly demanded that she leave or else she would vomit all over Elizabeth, so they slowed down a little and let Elizabeth hold Lin Jiaojiao forward (actually dragging her, because the latter basically leaned on her with most of her body) ).

It was during that gap that Wu Ming learned Lin Jiaojiao's name from her, as well as the information she knew as an eyewitness to the incident.

The road Wu Ming takes home and the road Lin Jiaojiao takes to school are at both ends of the same road. There are many people coming and going on this road at this time, most of them are office workers rushing to work. Students rushing to school and old men and women rushing to the supermarket to buy groceries, and this is what Wu Ming is confused about. If it is what Elizabeth said, they and Elizabeth came here because of the shallow layer of the shadow world. There was a small overlap with the real world, so they entered here by mistake. Then there was no way to explain why only the four of them came to the shallow layer of the shadow world on this road full of people.

Could it be that when the two worlds overlap, is there still a mechanism to choose which people will exist?

Wu Ming didn't know if anyone from Lin Jiaojiao's side followed him into this strange world, but Wu Ming was at least certain that the three of them came in alone, and no one followed them into this strange world.

But if there hadn't been a brief overlap between the shadow world and the real world, how did they enter this world? How should I go back?

Wu Ming wanted to get an answer from Elizabeth, but he gave up when he saw the 0v0 expression on her face that suggested that he might not even understand what he was wondering about. The atmosphere suddenly became a little dull.

Lin Jiaojiao, who had been silent until now, probably realized the problem when she looked at the current atmosphere, and asked timidly: "Um...can't we go back..."

"The possibility of returning is not zero, as long as you stay long enough." Zhao Sida didn't know whether she was comforting Lin Jiaojiao or scaring her: "According to past records in the database, there has been an overlap between the shallow layer of the shadow world and the real world. In certain places, re-coincidence will become more likely than in other areas. By comparing and calculating several data in the database, we can get a rough period. Re-coincidence will occur in the shortest three to forty years, and the longest will not exceed a hundred years."

Lin Jiaojiao's pretty face turned pale with fright: "Dad! Mom——!"

"Old Zhao, don't be naughty. Lin Jiaojiao and I are ordinary people who can't wait that long. Please come up with a more feasible plan." Wu Ming rolled his eyes: "If I really have to wait thirty or forty years, I might as well go find one." A stuffed bear with thin legs and a big head who can make glasses as his master, or a black cat with a yellow turban who talks about how to form the Phantom Thieves all day long and walks on two legs..."

"Eh...then should we call ourselves the Special Search Team or the Phantom Thieves of the Heart?" Lin Jiaojiao said with a serious look on her face as she considered Wu Ming's words.

Wu Ming watched with joy as Lin Jiaojiao suddenly had the urge to burst into tears. If it weren't for the bags in his hands, he would have wanted to grab the girl's shoulders and shake her excitedly: "Finally... …Finally someone picked up my joke!”

Zhao Sida tilted her head, as if she couldn't understand why Wu Ming suddenly became so excited, but she recorded this scene in the database and began to look for alternatives: "Alternative 1: Establish a stable passage spell, temporarily or permanently open the shadow The two-way channel between the shallow layer of the shadow world and the real world was invented by a magician in the classical era. This plan requires the simultaneous construction of spells in the shallow layer of the shadow world and the real world, and locking the anchor point that exists as a coordinate in the real world. , can a stable and feasible channel be established. Alternative 2: Use twist points to open one-way channels. There is no reliable record of who invented it relatively early in this period. It is one of the most primitive means of establishing channels. Through large-scale detection Methods or manual detection can be used to observe the distortion points that appear in the shallow layers of the shadow world, and use the existence of the distortion points to open a one-way passage to the real world. Alternative 3:..."

There are so many alternatives stored in the doll girl's database. According to her, some of them are the results of organizational experiments, and the other part are the knowledge materials she has collected through various channels. There are so many of these alternatives that Wu Mingcai only Realizing that these creatures also have a sense of history, those mysterious and abnormal people who hide their cautious lives in the normal world have long used various means and tricks to figure out how to communicate between the shallow layer of the shadow world and the real world. However, it is a pity that most of the alternatives are difficult to implement. Even the method with the lowest requirements requires a lot of preparation for Wu Ming and his party to implement.

"There is another way!" Seeing that all the alternatives listed by Zhao Sida were in vain, Elizabeth finally found an opportunity to confront Zhao Sida. She jumped up and raised her hands and said: "Brother, big brother! I have A very simple way! This piece of scrap metal must not know that there is a super simple way to go back besides going back the same way and her messy alternatives!"

"any solution?"

Elizabeth hummed twice and gave it a try: "Brother, did you buy alkaline noodles today?"

Wu Ming was stunned: "Yes...it's just dinner time and you're hungry!?"

Elizabeth pouted her lips high: "I don't want to eat it! Give me the alkaline noodles!"

Wu Ming said oh, and took out a box of alkaline noodles from one of the large plastic bags containing ingredients and handed it to Elizabeth: "Eat sparingly and save a bite for me. I also want to eat some hot dry noodles this morning. noodle."

"I told you not to eat it!" Elizabeth took the alkaline noodles, then shook the box of alkaline noodles at Zhao Sida as if to demonstrate, and said proudly: "I want to use the alkaline noodles to make a magic circle! The scrap metal looks so good. Come on, you can’t learn my skills!”