Summer nights always come very late. Even though Wu Ming took Elizabeth all the way home from the Lake Park, the afterglow left by the setting sun after it fell into the horizon still kept the sky outside bright.
Now is the time for every household to cook and eat. Wu Ming and Elizabeth were 'lucky' not to run into their neighbors when they went home, which largely saved the former from most of the trouble - at least he didn't She will be watched by the enthusiastic and curious neighbor aunts, and then she will be forced to ask: Is this girl your girlfriend? Where is your girlfriend from? How old are you? How long have you two been together? When will you get married? Questions like these can be stressful at any time.
"I live alone at home, so there are still empty rooms, but before you buy the bed, you can only make a bed on the floor..." Wu Ming took out the key and opened the door to let Elizabeth go in first, and then gave Zhao Sida.zip Moved in: "You sit in the living room for a while, I'll get some food first. What do you want to eat, frozen dumplings and noodles?"
Elizabeth thought deeply for about two seconds and her eyes flashed: "I want to eat them all!"
Wu Ming nodded and said "I understand", walked through the living room and turned on the air conditioner in the corner, then walked towards the kitchen.
When he came to the kitchen, Wu Ming took out the remaining tube of noodles, a bag of frozen dumplings, a few ingredients and a bottle of beef sauce from the refrigerator. He put the pot on the stove and waited for the water in the pot to boil. He made up his mind to start sorting out the situation he was in at the moment.
Elizabeth, who is sitting in the living room and doesn't know what she is doing, has reached an agreement with the director to temporarily become his partner. Although this girl may not look very smart, Yazi is easily possessed by him using chuunibyou outbreak + drama spirit. His physical condition has been deceived, but his combat effectiveness is definitely guaranteed. Wu Ming thought about the fact that this kick could kick a person weighing dozens of kilograms more than 20 meters away. There are probably not many normal people in the world. It can be done.
But the problem now is that she seemed to take the first-person bragging that had fooled her...
Originally, I just thought, 'Everyone is a middle-class student anyway, so we can compete with each other just to have fun!' 'With this kind of mentality, after talking nonsense with Elizabeth, Wu Ming really didn't expect this girl to be so upright and take the joke seriously...
But there’s nothing we can do about it! Wu Ming didn't know that extraordinary power really existed in this world when he was playing the competition. He thought that Elizabeth's numerous experiences of being attacked were all the product of her secondary disease!
Anyway, it is imperative to confess the truth to Elizabeth and correct her misunderstanding, because on the way back, this girl has asked Wu Ming more than once: "Brother, when are we going to beat up the evil god? Blow the heads of those cultists?" "Similar to this question.
Wu Ming didn't want this misunderstanding to continue, especially when the other party was eager to pull him to smash the heads of the cultists.
The water in the pot began to boil under the heat of the fire. Wu Ming absentmindedly picked up the quick-frozen dumplings thrown on the chopping board, unpacked them and poured them into the pot, and then began to think.
As for Zhao Sida, that is, the doll girl who can switch freely between the doll form .exe and the suitcase form .zip. Compared with Elizabeth, who has less obvious characteristics of extraordinary creatures, the doll girl Zhao Sida makes Wu Ming more realistic. Recognizing the existence of extraordinary creatures - a doll body with ball joints, speaking in a robot-like tone without any emotion, and being able to accurately monitor a person's physical signs and mental fluctuations, it feels like...
It's like stuffing an artificial intelligence into the body of a plastic villain. This setting is very interesting no matter how you think about it.
On the way back, Wu Ming also chatted with Zhao Sida. Unlike Elizabeth, she did not come to Yandu to seek protection from the Lucky Ancient God Office. She came to hunt extraordinary creatures, or to be more specific, she came to Yandu to hunt extraordinary creatures. The target of the doll girl's hunting is Elizabeth.
As far as she knew, a vicious extraordinary creature had recently escaped surveillance and fled to Yandu from the small third-tier city where she had lived for a long time. No one knew what the extraordinary creature wanted to do. The entire team that went to contain it was wiped out. Therefore, the superiors sent Zhao Sida to chase her all the way to Yandu, making sure to control her before the extraordinary creature caused casualties.
Later, during the tracking process, he accidentally discovered that Wu Ming and Elizabeth were together, and mistakenly believed that the former was bewitched by the latter with extraordinary power (in fact, Zhao Sida still thinks so). With the God of Machinery in mind, the evil in front of her was worth fighting. A wave of A came up, and what happened next was the same as what Wu Ming saw.
Wu Ming didn't know whether Elizabeth was poor or not, but thinking about how she had eaten four bowls of rice in one go, Wu Ming felt that the extreme hunger mentioned in the intelligence was probably correct.
The reason why Zhao Sida stays here is actually very simple - she can't trust Elizabeth, and she can't trust Elizabeth to live an honest life without tampering with ordinary people quietly, so she needs to stay here to monitor her, and she will follow Elizabeth wherever she goes. .
In other words, even if there is an [abnormality] that needs to be dealt with in a short period of time, Elizabeth and Zhao Sida will be there to help deal with it. Even if the [abnormality] cannot be solved, it should be no problem with these two superwomen to take care of them and save their lives.
Thinking of this, Wu Ming breathed a sigh of relief. He finally didn't have to worry about the collapse of the middle road. At this time, the dumplings in the pot had been boiled with water four times. Elizabeth's voice of being hungry could be heard vaguely in the living room. Wu Ming, who realized that he had been delayed for too long, quickly picked up the cooked dumplings, then grabbed a handful of noodles and put them into the pot. He looked at the noodles in his hand and seemed to have thought of something before pouring the rest of the noodles in. .
The noodles were cooked quickly. Wu Ming returned to the living room with two pots of hot dinner. Only then did he realize that Elizabeth could not wait to sit at the dining table and wait for dinner. She smiled happily when she saw Wu Ming coming out with dinner. , obviously having dinner was a happy thing for her, she was so happy that laughter almost flowed from her grinning mouth.
"Brother! Are these two pots of food all mine?"
Elizabeth's words almost made Wu Ming slip, and he almost fell to the ground with the pot: "Save a bowl for me at least!"
Usually there is only one person eating, so the dining table Wu Ming bought is not very big. After putting two pots of dinner and two people's bowls and chopsticks, there is no room for anything. When the two of them sit down, Elizabeth, who has been hungry for a long time, can't wait. Started to pick up the noodles in the bowl.
"Brother! You will always be my big brother!"
"No one has ever taken care of my food before. Occasionally, there are good people who treat me to dinner, but they disappear before I have enough food. Brother, you are the first person who is willing to take care of my food." Elizabeth said while Suckling the noodles, he said vaguely: "So I can feel that brother, you must be a good person..."
Wu Ming felt a little weird, because it was the first time that he was thanked for being in charge of the meal.
Zhao Sida's muffled voice came from the suitcase: "Based on how much you eat, you are basically called a foodie. I speculate that those who ran away were scared away by the food money because you ate too much. "
Elizabeth was so angry that she said, "Try saying that again. Believe it or not, I will tear you down into a pile of scrap metal in minutes!"
"A hostile reaction has been detected and it is judged that the monitored subject may violently injure others. Manager Wu Ming, please retreat to a safe area immediately!"
Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control again.
"Meow~woo——"
The soft and squirming sound of the cat interrupted the tense atmosphere of the scene. Elizabeth and Zhao Sida, who were originally at odds with each other, also turned their attention to the place where the cat meowed. Wu Ming raised his head and saw an orange, slender cat named Mai. It walked out of his bedroom door with a lazy pace. It used its golden eyes to look at the new guests in the living room and the extra Zhao Sida.zip in the living room. It seemed to want to figure out this extra thing in the house today. What was the origin of the two smells? But it soon gave up and quickly ran to Wu Ming's feet, purring and rubbing against his legs expertly.
"Ah, Elizabeth and Zhao Sida would like to introduce to you. Its name is Xiaomi. Although I was going to call it Xiaolongbao, it never ignored me." Seeing the orange cat rubbing against his legs, Wu Ming felt He was healed of the day's fatigue and heartbreak: "Xiaomi, they will live at home for the time being, don't bully them, do you hear me?"
"Meow-woo."
No one knows whether it understood what Wu Ming said.