"About the placement of these two little girls..."
——It will be a serious disaster!
Hearing what the director said, Wu Ming felt that he was about to suffer something serious. As expected, what she said next made Wu Ming suppress the bad premonition in his heart.
"Originally I was going to contain them, but now I suddenly have some new ideas."
The director was half-lying on the chair and twisting, trying to put himself in a more comfortable posture and leaning on the chair: "In view of the fact that there are too many complicated affairs accumulated in the office now, these affairs will be dealt with for a long time in the future. It will become one of your main tasks. Some things cannot be solved by you alone until the Year of the Monkey, and your various benefits and labor insurance have not been approved yet, so I decided to find a partner for you to work with you first. , in short, Elizabeth, are you okay?”
Elizabeth still didn't realize what happened at this moment, keeping a 0v0 expression on her face.
The blue translucent crystal changed into the form of an octahedron, which may be the most commonly used form. Although Wu Ming always felt that this diamond-shaped octahedral crystal that resembled a thunder angel would release a plasma beam to kill everyone in the next second. But this is obviously Wu Ming's bias. It very kindly explained the director's words to the confused Elizabeth by vibrating at a specific frequency: "It means that after agreeing, you can move out and live in a small single room. You don't have to live in a single room." In a collective apartment, the office will still provide shelter."
Fortunately, this silly girl still remembered some of the relevant knowledge that Thunder Angel had popularized before. As soon as she heard it say this, Elizabeth immediately understood what was going on: "Okay, okay! It would be even better if I could still take care of the food!" "
"How can such a cunning and insidious extraordinary creature be allowed to return to human society..." The puppet girl who had remained silent started to attack Elizabeth: "Her notoriety is known to everyone from Ireland to Khitan! I won't talk about it even far away. Yes, just now she used her extraordinary power to bewitch the ordinary human next to her. If I want to let her go, I must follow her and monitor her every move to prevent her from using her extraordinary power to continue to do evil."
Elizabeth suddenly became furious, pointed at Wu Ming and said: "You are talking nonsense! He is an unknown hero who defeated the evil god and protected the world! He is not an ordinary person!"
Wu Ming: "Is this the key to the rebuttal?"
"After my comprehensive testing and scanning, all his indicators are within the standard range of normal people. Why is he not an ordinary person?"
"If you dare to say that again, believe it or not, I will tear you apart right now!"
"Ahem, stop making trouble, then the matter is settled. Elizabeth will be partnered with Wu Ming from today on. He will be responsible for providing you with a place to live and meet your daily needs, and you will assist him in completing various tasks..." The director coughed twice to stop the out-of-control scene that was about to start another real-life fight, and then looked at the expressionless puppet girl: "As for your little puppet, as a supervisor, you will monitor Elizabeth's daily behavior. , use extraordinary power and thoughts to record and evaluate whether there is any harm, and Wu Ming will also provide you with basic living security. Do you have any objection to such a proposal?"
The doll girl, who originally wanted to say something, nodded in agreement after hearing this arrangement: "I have no objection to this proposal, and I have no need for food, so I don't need this ordinary person to provide living security. As for housing, Just give me a bigger box, I have a solution..."
Wu Ming initially thought that the reason why the doll girl asked for the box was to take advantage of her petite body to solve her living and resting problems in a big box. But then, Wu Ming saw the doll girl and was very disappointed. A scene from san:
The doll girl held her head with both hands and twisted it gently. With a clicking sound from the neck joint, she removed the head and placed it gently at her feet. Then she used this method repeatedly to remove her left and right sides in turn. The feet, right foot, thigh, left hand, and torso were carefully divided into basic parts and placed neatly in the suitcase brought by Thunder Angel. Finally, the only intact right hand jumped into the box. , then pull the zipper from the inside to close the suitcase.
After doing all this, the puppet girl's voice came from the suitcase: "In this case, you only need to provide me with a box. I can complete the disassembly and assembly independently without anyone else having to worry about it. You just use Just provide a box and a place to put the box, but I suggest you put me at the door of the bedroom, so that you can monitor the cunning extraordinary creature, and at the same time protect you from being quietly seduced by her extraordinary power."
Wu Ming really didn't want to recall what happened in the office after that. Just witnessing the doll girl dismantling herself into parts was scary enough. Later, Elizabeth didn't know why she got into trouble with this girl. She had to Let me show you how she can split herself into a total of seventeen pieces of meat at a ratio of about 5.88% for each piece. The director, who is not too embarrassed to watch the fun, has no intention of stopping the farce and even clapped her hands. , the scene was very chaotic for a time. In the end, it was Thunder Angel who was more generous and Wu Ming worked together to rebuke Elizabeth's fantastic idea that she was about to implement, so that the scene did not completely get out of control.
If Elizabeth was not stopped, Wu Ming felt that he might not be able to eat meat for several days...
…
When Wu Ming pulled a suitcase and Elizabeth was sent away from the office by the director and returned to the alley where the fierce fight took place, he realized that an afternoon had passed in the real world and it was dusk as the sun was setting.
It has been a long time since the hottest time of the day, but the feeling of humidity and heat lingering in the air has not subsided much. However, without the merciless exposure of the scorching sun overhead, the current body temperature is also not the same. The heat is as unbearable as being under the scorching sun at noon.
At least if he walks home from here, Wu Ming no longer has to worry about whether he will suffer from heat stroke.
But when he thought about what he would face after returning home, Wu Ming felt a little exhausted - especially when he faced the suitcase in his hand.
At this time, the voice of the puppet girl Mo De, who was emotionally flustered, came from the suitcase: "Manager, I detected that your mental fluctuations are a bit abnormal and you are in a low mood. Did something happen?"
Wu Ming thought to himself that his three views, which he had been a normal person for half a day ago, had been subverted several times in just a few hours, and he almost watched R18G's live broadcast at close range. If his emotions could still remain high, he would probably He is not far away from the anti-social lunatics, but he only thought about these words in his heart, and did not say them directly: "It's nothing, I just feel that life is really exciting..."
What happened in the past half day was indeed much more exciting and exciting than the time he had spent in the past six months, whether it was watching the fight between two superwomen, or being taken to roam the universe by a literary girl-like director. (Screen saver) and the inside of the office, or the doll girl dismantling herself into pieces later, and Elizabeth almost disassembling herself into pieces...
Well, although Wu Ming really doesn’t want to recall this last memory, it is undeniable that what happened in these short few hours has brought him more excitement than the past six months combined. By the way, the three views have collapsed. more times than in the past ten years combined.
"Where do you think we are going now?" Elizabeth didn't realize at all that she had almost done something that would destroy the world's outlook on life. She tugged on the cuffs of Wu Ming's clothes and said, "Boss, I feel a little hungry. ”
"Didn't you just eat it?" Wu Ming looked at Elizabeth with a strange look on his face: "Thunder Angel secretly told me that you ate four bowls of rice in one go. How long has it been before you are hungry!? "
Elizabeth spread her hands and said calmly: "If you guys hadn't come at that time, I could have eaten four more bowls of fried rice, so I can only count myself as half full... But let me tell you, their family The fried rice is really delicious! It also has ham sausage and pickled cabbage in it!”
Wu Ming: "..."
He was already starting to worry about whether he could afford to support this girl. With eight bowls of rice per meal, it would only take a few days for his rice vat to be empty - even if he could afford to carry a bag of rice home and climb the stairs every three days, it would be a big deal!
"Manager, don't worry." The doll girl in the suitcase keenly grasped Wu Ming's mood at the moment and comforted her at the right time: "I don't need to eat, so I can save some rice for your family. Of course, if conditions permit, You can prepare some engine oil for me to drink."
"Why do you drink engine oil? Where on earth do you need engine oil anywhere on your body!"
"Boss, when are we going home? I'm so hungry now that it feels like it's almost time for dinner. Can I catch up on time to eat when I get home?"
Wu Ming rubbed his forehead and sighed: "Don't call me boss... it sounds weird, and you... um, what's your name, doll girl?"
"Name? The individual title has no meaning. My unique identification code is: 94D1213L1S..."
"It's too long. Please shorten your name to less than three words! From now on, everyone will call you by your first name."
The doll girl in the suitcase was silent for a while, as if she had seriously considered her future name. After a while, her muffled voice came from the suitcase again: "Zhao Sida, just call me Zhao Sida."
"Zhao Sida, are you planning to have Zhao Zhao's Bizarre Adventure in the future..." Wu Ming said a joke that no one present could understand, but it felt a bit awkward when no one complained about it, so he had to cough and change the topic again. He came back and said to the two of them: "In short, the title needs to be changed. Don't call me boss, and don't call me manager. It sounds awkward to me. Just call me by my name..."
"Okay big brother! As long as you take care of my food, you will always be my big brother!" "The title has been changed to manager Wu Ming as required." Elizabeth and Zhao Sida in the suitcase replied in unison. .
"Forget it, it's up to you..."
Wu Ming felt even more tired: From today on, there will be a silly girl with a big appetite and a plastic villain in the house. I hope these two superwomen can get along well and not tear down the house. good.
"Let's go, it's getting late. Go home quickly and maybe we can make it in time for dinner..."
