Everyone who knows Wu Ming has roughly three impressions of him.
"He doesn't talk much and is a little transparent, but he is a very nice person." This is the impression many colleagues have of him.
"He's a very nice young man. As long as you ask him for help, he will definitely help you. Unfortunately, the young man just doesn't like to talk." - This is the impression of the old lady next door to him.
"Is there such a person?! It seems that there is such a classmate...?" - This was the impression his past classmates had on him.
Except for his classmates who no longer remember him, other comments about him are basically that he is taciturn and a nice person. But if the people who made these comments saw Wu Ming now, their jaws would probably drop in shock.
Wu Ming, who was happily chatting with the short-haired girl now, was far from the taciturn person they knew.
While Wu Ming led the short-haired girl through the maze-like streets and alleys, he chatted excitedly with the latter. Most of the topics were the brainstorming between chuunibyou, ranging from the ups and downs of the international situation to secret manipulation. The conspiracy theory of the shadow organization in the development of the world jumped to the sleeping ancient gods and the crazy cultists trying to awaken the ancient gods, and then to the experience of both parties being hunted by the mysterious organization, and finally to how to use artificial intelligence to fight werewolves, Regarding supernatural creatures like vampires, although most of the time the two people basically talked about their own issues, judging from the results, the two of them had a lot of fun talking all the way.
However, as they chatted along the way, Wu Ming discovered that the short-haired girl walking side by side was not only a bit of a wanderlust, but also a bit stupid.
The short-haired girl is called Elizabeth. Although she is a mixed race, she has been living in a small third-tier city in the north of the country for as long as she can remember. According to her, she came all the way to Yandu this time because she was hunted down by unknown forces, and then she went to Yandu again. By chance, she learned about the existence of the Lucky Ancient God Office, so she made a special trip here to find this office to seek asylum. However, when she arrived in Yandu, Elizabeth realized that she wanted to walk in a completely unfamiliar city with this piece of paper in her hand. It seemed a bit difficult for her - she got lost as soon as she left the train station.
In the past four days after arriving in Yandu, she had been busy looking for this lucky ancient god's office, but the result...
Anyway, except for today's lucky encounter with Wu Ming, who had nothing to do and was ready to help others and lead her the way, the previous few times she either went to the wrong city and passers-by had never heard of this address, or she just followed the map. On the route, I got lost all the way from what could be considered an area within the second ring road to the very edge of the city's economic development zone, and lost my luggage along the way.
You see, you can get lost from the area within the second ring road to the edge of Yandu Economic Development Zone by following the map that people have drawn. Not only did you lose your luggage by the way, but you also spent a hundred yuan to get there. The unscrupulous merchant bought the map with the route drawn on it - after looking at the map of Yandu City with the route drawn, Wu Ming dared to use his head to guarantee that the map was worth ten yuan at most!
But Elizabeth is like an inexperienced child. Until now, she didn't realize that she was actually defrauded of money by that unscrupulous merchant. When she mentioned these things, she even looked grateful as if she had encountered something great. Same as people.
This made Wu Ming couldn't help but sigh that this silly girl was so lucky. Fortunately, she just ran into an unscrupulous vendor and was defrauded of a small amount of money. If she ran into other criminals and was sold, she might have to count the money for others. of.
She is a silly girl who has an overly simple personality, is basically unguarded against others, has no sense of direction, loses everything, and is a bit short-sighted. Although there is not much effective information that can be obtained from the chat with Elizabeth, it is enough to give Wu Ming left a basic impression.
However, based on the current situation, Wu Ming found that Elizabeth seemed to be quite interested in his chuunibyou fantasies and forced bragging.
Because she is now listening with relish to Wu Ming's first-person bragging adapted from the plot records of his previous team (tabletop role-playing game).
"Then we discovered the true purpose of those cultists - they wanted to leave a beacon on the earth through improved chanting techniques to guide the coming of some unnameable evil god wandering in the depths of the universe. Wait for us When we arrived at the ceremony site, the evil god's invisible projection had already shrouded the earth. The planet with eyes was in the sky overlooking the entire sacrificial site. The sacrificial site and the cultists were also affected to a certain extent by the evil god's gaze. The heterogeneity of…”
"Wow! Is it really as big as a planet?" Elizabeth, who had been fooled by Wu Ming, was stunned for a moment. She quickly took a sip of the ice drink the former gave her to calm down her shock: "Then how did you deal with that evil god? of?"
"It's a pity that we don't have any way to deal with the evil gods." Wu Ming smiled, spread his hands, and continued to talk nonsense seriously: "The evil gods are all a group of things that are too strong to reason with you, but those cultists are not. They can be easily convinced by truth or physics, so in the end, the advent ceremony was terminated in time. The planet with eyes lost its beacon navigation, and naturally there was no way to further contact with the real world."
"Then the evil god will come back?"
"If there are still cultists holding rituals, they will pay attention to the earth one day... Well, the incident of the evil god's crusade has come to an end. If you just turn a corner ahead, you will soon reach the place you are looking for."
Although there were occasional shades of trees and occasional breezes along the way, Wu Ming, who had been exposed to high temperatures for a long time, was beginning to feel a little overwhelmed. The intense sweating had already made his T-shirt sticky. As the body temperature rose and the headache and dizziness gradually appeared, Wu Ming felt that his spirit was beginning to drift.
Compared with Wu Ming, who was half-dead from the heat, Elizabeth behind him seemed to be living in a different season. This silly girl followed Wu Ming and walked lively for about twenty minutes. Not only was her face not red and out of breath, her face Not even a drop of sweat was visible.
"The place you are looking for is right in front. I hope they didn't set up a barrier or anything." Wu Ming, who was sweating like rain, pointed to a six-story unit building outside the alley, and then he seemed to remember something. Same, he suddenly turned around and looked at Elizabeth thoughtfully and asked: "By the way, you came to Yandu this time, you didn't bring any friends with you, right?"
Elizabeth tilted her head and didn't understand why Wu Ming suddenly asked this, but she still answered truthfully: "No, I only brought a suitcase to Yandu with daily necessities in it, but I lost it..."
With an enigmatic smile on his face (Elizabeth's perspective), Wu Ming turned his head and looked at the narrow alley behind him, his eyes flashing with the light of wisdom that seemed to have seen through everything (Elizabeth's imagination), and he pointed his hand at the two of them. Said the empty alley behind him.
"Could the person who has been following us here secretly be the person who was chasing you before?"
In fact, Wu Ming has wanted to play like this for a long time.
Elizabeth looked in the direction Wu Ming pointed, but when she couldn't feel anyone's presence, she had a very surprised expression on her face: "Is someone following us? Why didn't I know!?"
"Stop hiding, I know you are there, come out."
In fact, Wu Ming had wanted to play like this for a long time, but no one had cooperated with him. Now seeing Elizabeth so cooperative with his improvisation, he couldn't help but feel that Chuunibyou still understood Chuunibyou. But just when he was about to continue the performance and claim that the other party had been scared away by him, the figure that slowly walked out from the corner of the alley almost made Wu Ming's eyes pop out.
It was a petite girl about 1.5 meters tall wearing a black baseball cap. She had a ponytail and covered most of her face with the baseball cap. She was wearing loose gray trousers and sneakers that were easy to move around. I don’t know. For some reason, even though it was a hot summer day, this little girl was still wearing a white sports coat that was obviously several sizes larger than her body shape, and the sleeves were so long that her hands could not stretch out.
The petite girl said in a robot-like tone without emotion: "Question. Question: Why can you find me?"
Wu Ming quietly glanced at Elizabeth, who was facing a formidable enemy, and found that she didn't seem to realize that this was a small accident. Although he felt a little guilty because this unexpected situation had disrupted his plan, on the surface he looked calm. The smiling Wu Ming still played steadily: "Sorry, this is a business secret, no comment."
"You, an ordinary person, are not a target person, and are not a threat." The petite girl looked Wu Ming up and down, and then turned to Elizabeth beside him: "Target confirmed. Emergency database comparison results completed - current situation Confirmed: Extraordinary creatures are holding ordinary people hostage - elimination begins!"
Seeing this way of speaking, Wu Ming finally understood that the little girl in front of him might also be a chuunibyou...
Since it’s a secondary disease, it’s easier to deal with.jpg.
In just a few thoughts, Wu Ming, who was a little guilty at first, had completely calmed down and had a countermeasure in mind. But before he could speak, the petite girl opposite turned into a black shadow and rushed towards Elizabeth!
Bang!
There was a muffled sound. Elizabeth firmly caught the petite girl's fist with her right hand and then pulled it back violently. Then she followed the recovered force with her right hand and punched the latter in the face. However, the petite girl knocked her down. Perfectly taking advantage of her body to avoid her, when Elizabeth missed a punch and knocked her baseball cap away, she suddenly opened her arms and hugged Elizabeth tightly with two long sleeves, and used brute force to hold her back. Pushed out of the alley.
"Warning, extraordinary creatures have been restricted, ordinary people should leave as soon as possible!"
"It doesn't matter! No need for help, I can handle her by myself!"
All of this happened in the blink of an eye. It only took a second or two at most from the time the petite girl raised her voice to knocking Elizabeth out. Wu Ming did not expect that the former would suddenly take action. When he recovered, he chased her out. When the alley was trying to separate the two naughty kids who started fighting whenever they disagreed, Elizabeth was already mingling with the petite girl.
Get together in a physical sense.
Due to the constraints of space in the cramped and narrow alley, Elizabeth and the petite girl seemed a little constrained in their first confrontation, which did not shock Wu Ming much. But now that there is no terrain restriction, the scene after the two of them completely let go of their hands and feet to fight, refreshed Wu Ming's understanding.
There were no moves, no skills, and no rules to speak of. Elizabeth and the petite girl were fighting with the simplest fists and kicks, but there was a constant crackling sound in the air, and when the fists and kicks hit each other, there was a visible sound in the air. The waves of ripples and the speed so fast that only the afterimages of fists and kicks could be seen showed Wu Ming that the battle between them was not ordinary.
Thinking about the experiences she mentioned when she was being hunted when she was chatting and laughing with Elizabeth, well, now it seems that those are probably true. Wu Ming felt that he might be in big trouble in the future - if he could still have a future after the fight between the two of them.
This evenly matched stalemate did not last long. The petite girl who could not quickly defeat the opponent with a strong attack gradually fell into a disadvantage. Then Elizabeth skillfully seized the flaw and kicked her in the stomach. Her whole body flew upside down like an arrow. He went out and knocked open the dilapidated iron gate of the unit building in the distance, and fell into the corridor, causing a burst of smoke and dust.
Wu Ming was already sweating coldly - if he was the one who got kicked by Elizabeth, he would probably have to rely on the tenacious vitality of mankind and the development of modern medicine.
Elizabeth jumped all the way to the stunned Wu Ming: "Look - I said it's okay for me to be alone! I used to kill those chickens one by one like this!"
"Solved?" Wu Ming didn't know what was going on in his mind and subconsciously replied: "Don't you know the law of smoke without injury?"
Elizabeth looked confused: "What is the law of smoke without harm?"
Wu Ming began to hate his habit of talking serious nonsense. Although the petite girl came for Elizabeth, there was no guarantee that the fight between the two superwomen would not affect him. At this time, he didn't know how to hurry up and run away. Why can't you keep your mouth shut and talk nonsense here? He wanted to think about it, but since he had already faked it, Wu Ming's strong desire to survive made Wu Ming bite the bullet and continue to pretend, even if his face was swollen.
Wu Ming was not sure if this silly girl would kick him twenty meters away if he found out that she had been deceived...
"If you give the enemy a fatal blow, but the opponent falls into the smoke and cannot accurately observe the physiological state, then he is probably fine, and he may even appear in front of you alive later and lie to you and say, 'How is that possible?! '."
After saying that, Wu Ming looked solemnly (because he was afraid that the petite girl was really okay) and looked at the smoke-filled unit building without saying a word. At the same time, he secretly prayed in his heart that he would not be so alert and solemn as if he was pretending.
"Warning: Extraordinary creatures, give up resistance, otherwise anti-personnel weapons will be used in accordance with containment regulations."
The voice coming from the smoke-filled corridor seemed to confirm the authenticity of Wu Ming's nonsense just now. This made Elizabeth look at Wu Ming from half-belief to incomparable admiration, and the latter also wailed in her heart. got up.
——It’s over, it’s all over, it’s all because of this crow’s mouth!
