"You little kitten, what do you want me to do when you're full? Don't you want to come with me to listen to the sermon? If that's the case, then come along. It just so happens that your cultivation level is low, so you can listen to my sermon. Become stronger.”
Yuanshi Tianzun looked at Ling Chong in front of him and said, this little thieving cat suddenly ran up to him and bowed, it seemed that he was planning to visit him.
The question is, where can he get food for this little thieving cat? But this little thieving cat is so fat, and if he eats it, he will only get fatter, so why not go to his place to eat some food?
"Listen, forget it. I don't like this. I'm leaving."
As soon as he heard this, Ling Chong spoke quickly and planned to run away without looking back. If there was anything good to hear, it was like a lullaby, and he was bored by it.
But at this moment, a hand suddenly reached out and grabbed him. Ling Chong turned his head and saw that it was the original Tianzun.
"Senior, why are you holding me when you have nothing to do? I have to visit other seniors, so please let me go."
Ling Chong, who was caught, said, his expression became panicked. Could it be that the great immortal wanted to arrest him to listen to the sermon?
That's not possible. There are so many gods here now, and he has to visit them one by one. You must know that there are not many opportunities for so many gods to gather together. If he leaves with Yuanshi Tianzun now, what will happen? There really is no such road after passing this street.
"It's okay. Isn't this your clone? I just have nothing to do. If you want to visit me, just go back with me and have a look." The original Tianzun looked at the little snow leopard who was visiting the Eight Immortals and other immortal friends. Said Ling Chong with a smile.
Regardless of whether Lin Chong wanted to or not, he just took him and left.
"Mom, please save me. I don't want to go there to listen to the sermon. Please hurry up and save me."
Li Ti slipped away and yelled at Ling Chong, but no one responded to him. If he looked carefully, he saw that his eyes were full of futons, and he was sitting in the center of a large hall.
"Little kitten, there is no need to shout. No one will come if you shout until your throat is broken. I have already made an agreement with Taoist fellow Taoist Queen Mother Xi. You will listen to me here and I will let you go after three years."
Seeing this, the original Tianzun smiled and said, this little fat cat still wants to run, where can it run?
Don't you want to come over and visit him? Then stay here with him.
"What! Do I want to stay here for three years? You don't want me. I'm just a little snow leopard, and I still have a lot of things to do. I'm afraid it wouldn't be appropriate to stay here."
After hearing this, Ling Chong said in panic. He was very afraid of hearing Taoism here for three years. Wouldn't this cost him his life?
"It's okay. Someone will help you with these things. Just stay here and listen to my sermon."
The original Tianzun said with a smile, placed Ling Chong on the futon, then with a golden light on his body, he sat on the main seat and began to speak.
Ling Chong, who was imprisoned in place, couldn't move and couldn't close his eyes even if he wanted to sleep.
No, he wants to report the original Tianzun's abuse of wild animals to the Animal Protection Association. There is no way to torture him like this.
"Sister Linlin, where was Big Tou taken this time? I seem to hear him asking me for help." Lu Xiaoyan looked around for a while and found that Ling Chong's figure had disappeared, but she didn't Do you know where Zero Chong ran away? He could only ask Zou Linlin next to him. She was a Jiutian schoolgirl in her previous life and had awakened her memory in this life. She must know where Big Head went, right?
"Don't worry about Big Cat, he has his own opportunities, we can just sit here." Zou Linlin said with a smile after hearing this.
The original Tianzun preached. This is something that many people dream of? Big Maomao just follow him and listen to him honestly. Who asked him to stop here and act shamelessly to ask for gifts from others? This can be regarded as his retribution.
"Okay." Although Lu Xiaoyan still wanted to ask something? But think about it, Zou Linlin's concern for Datou is no worse than hers, since Zou Linlin is not in a hurry?
Then there is no need for her to be so anxious, maybe she just wants to have fun.
Thinking of this, Lu Xiaoyan no longer cared, and sat down with Zou Linlin, continuing to enjoy the dancing of the fairies in the sky, although many of the fairies from the Peach Club were gone now.
But since Datou left, many others have returned.
"What should we do? The king has been captured. Should we stay here or what?" Nanako looked at the sky with some worry and said. They had just heard the king say "save him" before taking him away.
But before they could take action, the king was taken away.
"Of course you listened to us. If the main body is captured, we will take it away, but we are still here. You don't have to be afraid." After hearing this, the clones smiled and said, they thought that the good thing was not theirs. I didn't expect that I was taken away now, so aren't they the ones who have the final say on everything now?
"Then what should we do next? My lords." After hearing this, Reiko and others asked.
"Of course you have to sit here honestly, otherwise? Maybe you will be arrested and listened to the sermon just like the main body."
"Yes, yes. The original body is so greedy that it actually set its sights on the original Tianzun."
"That's right, that's right. Is that senior easy to mess with?" The clones who heard this said in agreement. Then, they took small steps and ran towards the Queen Mother of the West who was sitting on the main seat: "Your Majesty, Although we are clones of the main body, we are all transformed from tails."
"Yes, so we are different from the bad guy in the original body. We are very well-behaved and sensible."
"Mom, you can rest assured. After that bad guy is captured, we will be more filial than him."
"Yes, mother. We can also do things that the main body can do. We will also find ways to do things that the main body cannot do."
The tails who stayed with Ling Chong naturally knew what happened at this time? So after meeting the Queen Mother of the West, she recognized her mother enthusiastically.
After all, the Queen Mother of the West in front of me has real peaches and a lot of delicious food. Where can I find a mother like this who can't find it even with a lantern?
"Okay, okay, you are all a bunch of good children." After hearing this, Queen Mother Xi said with a smile, and touched the big heads of a bunch of little snow leopards in front of her.
I didn't expect that this child would have such sensible and obedient clones. It seemed that his love for him was not in vain.
"Mom, are your arms tired and your legs sore? What we are best at is getting massaged."
"Yes, yes, we are very good at doing these things."
The clones who were touched immediately spoke enthusiastically, appeared around Queen Mother of the West, and began to beat their legs and rub their shoulders.
"Not bad, good children, you are really neat at work." Queen Mother Xi, who was being served, said with a smile: "How come you, good children, have such a skill? Did you learn it specially or is it something you are born with?"
A group of little monsters could actually have this ability, which made the Queen Mother of the West very curious. Looking at her children's normal appearance, she didn't seem to be able to learn these things.
"Of course we are not born capable of it. It's all our fault that the bad guy in the main body forced us to study and didn't give us anything to eat."
"Yes, yes, the big bad guy in the original body is very bad. He once asked us to guard and work in the underworld, while he went to live in the human world."
"Yes, yes, and he always eats by himself without sharing it with us."
The clones who heard this spoke one after another, describing the crimes of the Queen Mother of the West, Leilei Shuoguo.
"So that's how it is, then you good children have suffered." Queen Mother Xi said with a smile. Naturally, she would not believe all the words of the little guys in front of her.
I have to say that these little guys really have a way of making people happy, including rubbing their feet and slapping their backs.
This is much better than her child.
"No hard work, no hard work. Now that we have a mother, she will make the decision for us." Ling Yi said.
"Yes, yes." The other little snow leopards also echoed after hearing this.
"Okay, okay, Yang will make the decision with you if anything happens." Queen Mother Xi said with a smile after hearing this.
Time passed slowly, and a few months passed in the blink of an eye.
On this day, a little snow leopard suddenly fell from the clouds, with a proud look on his face: "How is it possible to lock me in the hall and keep listening? Although I am too lazy to use my brain, I am a genius. ah."
"It took a little effort, but you still ran out? Senior Primordial Heavenly Lord, just give me a good lecture."
After saying that, Ling Chong quickly flew towards the mortal world. After several months of inhuman torture, he finally understood the way for Jin Chan to escape, which was to pluck out his hair.
The effect is also very obvious. He relied on this method to directly conceal the original Tianzun and finally regained his freedom.
Now he is going to his room to relax.
"This little thieving cat is not stupid, but it's a pity that he is too lazy." Yuanshi Tianzun looked at the big snow leopard shaking his head in front of him and said with a smile.
When the little thief cat escaped just now, he really didn't notice it. It wasn't until a few seconds later that he realized it.
Unexpectedly, this little fat cat was able to successfully escape under his nose because of Jin Chan's method of escaping its shell. It seems that this little fat cat didn't listen to him at all.
Sure enough, a lazy guy like this still needs to be pushed.
Otherwise, the potential will not be unleashed at all.
"Tianzun, that kitten has arrived in the mortal world. Do you need to catch it again?" At this time, a fairy boy asked.
He looked through the fairy world and looked at Ling who fell on the ground. He said in a loud voice, this little thieving cat understood his true nature so well. In just a few breaths, he had already returned to the mortal world from the thirty-fifth heaven.
This speed is a bit scary. Even many gods with higher cultivation than him can't reach this step.
Sure enough, when this little thief cat escaped, there was still a lot of potential that had not been realized.
"No need, let him go. Trapping him for a few months can be considered as teaching him a lesson." The original Tianzun heard this and waved his hand with a smile.
"Yes, Tianzun." After hearing this, the fairy boy said with a smile, and then withdrew.
"Miss, I'm back." Ling Chong, who returned to the villa, knocked on the door and said, then passed his head directly through the iron door and entered the villa, only to find that there was no one in the villa.
"That's weird, where did the little sister go? Did she go to work?" Ling Chong muttered as he ran towards the refrigerator, ready to open the refrigerator and drink some milk to calm down, but as he followed him, he opened the refrigerator When I opened it, I found that the refrigerator was empty and the power had long been cut off.
"What's going on? Why is there nothing to eat in the refrigerator?" Ling Chong looked at the empty refrigerator. After scanning around, he quickly discovered the problem.
I saw that the entire villa was empty, as if it had been evacuated by something, and there was still dust outside the windows. It looked like no one had lived in it for a long time.
"That's weird, where did the little sister run away? Why didn't you tell me when you moved?" Ling Chong muttered, raising his legs and kicking the ground.
Soon there was a burst of white smoke, and then Di Di, who was sitting on crutches, said respectfully: "I have seen the Emperor of Heaven. Your Majesty, I don't know what's the matter with His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven calling the little old man to come out?"
"I asked you where did my little sister go?" Ling Chong asked, looking at the land in front of him. Since this guy belongs to a certain place, he must know where the young lady went, right?
"Your Majesty, the Nine Heavens Xuannv Empress left here three months ago. Before she left, I told you that if Your Majesty comes back, you can go to the Nine Heavens Qiongtai in the Nine Heavens of Immortal Court to find her." Tu Tu said respectfully.
"Nine Heavens on the Nine Heavens Qiongtai?" Ling Chong muttered after hearing this. He didn't really want to go to Heaven. After all, he had just come down from the Thirty-five Heavens.
Where do you dare to go up again? What if the original Tianzun discovers it? It took him several months of hard work to figure out how to escape.
If it is used a second time, it will not be so easy to deceive the original Tianzun.
"Is there anything else going on under heaven and earth? If not, I will go back first. This is the territory of Jiutian Xuannv, and I don't dare to stay for too long." Tutu said with a smile, although Jiutian Empress Xuannu left, but how could he dare to act so arrogantly in this small land where he once lived?
"Then let's go, I'll go find the other young ladies." After hearing this, Ling Chong waved his paws and turned into a white light and disappeared.
When they appeared again, they had already arrived at the orange-red brick house.
But he saw no trace of Lu Xiaoyan here.
"That's weird, why is the breeder lady also missing?" Ling Chong touched his big head in confusion, expressing that he didn't quite understand.
He could understand that the shit shoveling lady had recovered the memory of her previous life, but why did the breeder lady also disappear when she went to the ninth heaven?
At this time, a burst of black smoke rose, and the dark-faced Kitchen God said respectfully to Ling Chong: "I have met His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven. Your Majesty, you are back."
"Young man, I have been waiting here for your Majesty for a long time."
"Oh, do you have something to tell me?" Ling Chong said after hearing this.
"Empress Xiaoyan followed the Queen Mother of the West and left here. Before leaving, tell the little god that if His Majesty comes back, you can go to Kunlun Fairy Island to find her."
"Kunlun Fairy Island? Where is that place?" Ling Chong muttered after hearing this, turned around and disappeared into white light.
Since the two young ladies have disappeared, it is impossible that the empress young lady is still the same. He has just come out and has to find a place to have a big meal.
(End of chapter)
