"If you want face, you can't eat delicious food. If you want good food, you can't eat face."
"So, I choose to be shameless."
Ling Chong, whose head was being rubbed, said, he is just a snow leopard, why does he need face? All he wants is food and face? It doesn't matter anymore.
"Da Maomao, when did you become so thick-skinned?" Zou Linlin pinched Ling Chong's round face and said. It's hard to imagine that Da Maomao would actually say such a thing. It seems that he really lost his face just to eat. No more.
"Well, I've always had a thick face." After hearing this, Ling Chong replied weakly. He looked around and found that Zou Linlin didn't cook, so he immediately said, "Miss, it's noon. It’s time, why haven’t you eaten yet? How about you go to the keeper’s house with me to eat?”
People are like iron rice and steel. If you don't eat a meal, you will feel hungry. How can you, a young lady, not eat?
"Forget it, if sister comes to eat? Then you don't have to eat." Zou Linlin shook her head and said. She has a big appetite, and the food cooked at Sister Xiaoyan's house may not be enough for her.
"Is this like this? Then do you want me to go get some tributes for the young lady?" Ling Chong asked.
He has so many temples, and every offering table has delicious food.
"No need, sister will take care of the food herself." Zou Linlin touched Ling Chong's big head and said, "If you want to eat? Just go and eat early. For a person as big as my sister, she will never die of hunger."
"Then I'll leave first, little sister."
After hearing this, Ling Chong spoke.
"Go, go." Zou Linlin patted Ling Chong's butt and said, and Ling Chong returned to Red Brick honestly.
"You've been away for so long, why haven't you come back yet? Are you going to eat out?"
In the kitchen, Father Lu, who had not seen Ling rushing back after waiting for a long time, spoke.
"Don't worry, since Datou said he would come back, he will definitely come back."
Lu Xiaoyan smiled when she heard this and said, "Dad, go to bed first. I'll just wait for you here."
"Okay then, you guys wait here for the big head." The yawning Father Lu nodded and left the kitchen to go back for a nap.
I do not know how it is? Suddenly he felt a little sleepy. It seemed that he was really getting old.
"Dangdang, little sister."
"I'm back, look what I've become like?" Shortly after Lu's father left, Ling Chong's voice came from the kitchen, followed by Ling, who was wearing gilt dragon and phoenix armor and a red coral orb crown. Chong then appeared.
"Datou, you have this really good outfit. Where did you get it from?" Lu Xiaoyan, who was waiting to see what happened, asked curiously.
"Is this what Big Head looks like when he transforms into a human form?" Li Xiaojiao on the side couldn't help but said in surprise after seeing it.
It turns out that the big head is very cute, but after turning into a little monster, combined with the current outfit, it is simply super cute.
"Yes, this is what the big-headed monster looks like." Lu Xiaoyan got behind Lingchong, looked at the two small flags floating behind him and said with a smile: "Where are you going to sing a big show, Big-head? You actually have a Carrying two flags.”
"This is not a flag for drama, this is my magic weapon and weapon." After hearing this, Ling waved his furry little hand, and two flags appeared in his hand: "The clouds are coming! The wind is rising! "
As Ling Chong finished speaking, clouds and mist gathered in the kitchen. Within a few seconds, the entire kitchen became invisible. At the same time, a cool breeze blew in the kitchen, making the cabinet doors rattle.
"Datou, hurry up and give your magical power to my sister. If this continues, my sister's house will be demolished by you, a little scoundrel." Lu Xiaoyan said, reaching out to pat Yunwu. Datou still did what he said. , not even giving them time to react.
"Yes, yes. Datou should accept Shentong quickly, my sister is about to become blind." Li Xiaojiao also agreed after hearing this.
"Okay, I understand." After hearing this, Ling rushed back and waved the two small flags in his hands. The clouds and fog in the kitchen dispersed, and so did the wind.
"I can finally see clearly. Do you understand that Datou is not allowed to demonstrate to my sister in the kitchen next time? Otherwise, my sister will reward you with chestnuts on your head." Lu Xiaoyan took a deep breath and said.
Fortunately, Datou held two flags that did not cause much damage. If he had set fire and thunder, the kitchen would have been doomed.
"Oh, I understand." Ling Chong nodded his head when he heard this. Then he jumped slightly, landed on the bench and spun around: "Little sister, am I handsome? Isn't it better than before?" Is Sun Wukong still more handsome?"
"Yes, yes, my sister's head is the most handsome. It's super handsome." Lu Xiaoyan touched Ling Chong's head and said, "Why are you dressed so formally for a trip? What's going on?" Yet?"
Normally, Big Head is still naked even when he turns into a monster. Why do you still know how to dress up now?
"Of course, why else would I be dressed so handsomely?" Ling Chong said proudly after hearing this: "Miss Empress and Miss Houtu have given me an important task."
"Oh, what kind of mission is it?" Lu Xiaoyan asked curiously, and Li Xiaojiao on the side also pricked up her ears.
"The two young ladies asked me to attend the fairy party held by the Immortal Zhen Yuanzi on their behalf." Ling Chong shook his body and said: "Because I represent the two young ladies, so naturally I can't be too slovenly. This outfit My outfit was given to me by Miss Houtu."
"So that's it." Lu Xiaoyan nodded in realization after hearing this. She said why the big head was suddenly dressed so well. It turned out that he was going to attend the Fairy Friends Association.
"Yes." Ling Chong nodded and said, "Little sister, you can go with me then. In this way, the three of us will be able to take care of each other."
"Three?" Lu Xiaoyan was stunned after hearing this and said: "Besides sister, is there anyone else who wants to go with you?"
"Miss Shit Shougou, as the Nine Heavens Mysterious Girl, she has also received an invitation. It just so happens that I have two more invitations. I will take one, little sister, and you will take one, and the three of us can go together." Ling Chong showed two invitations and said, since the two young ladies gave him the invitations, that means he can bring someone else with him.
Since Immortal Zhen Yuanzi sent out so many invitations, he must have prepared so many seats.
If there is one less person to go, then who will deal with the fairy fruit on the table?
"Is it really okay for my sister to go to a meeting of this level?" Upon hearing this, Lu Xiaoyan asked timidly.
It's Empress Houtu, she's the Nine Heavens Xuannv, and she's the Great Immortal Zhen Yuanzi. She sees that a cultivator who hasn't even become an immortal is going. Does it really not matter?
"As long as the invitation is here, who dares to say no? And little sister, aren't you curious about what the Fairy Friends Association is like?" Ling Chong held the invitation and asked, little sister, what are you afraid of? Isn't he here? As long as he is here for one day, the little sister will be fine.
"Okay, sister is indeed a little curious." Lu Xiaoyan struggled internally for a while and then said.
A Fairy Friends meeting of this level might be held just to discuss the Tao. If she could hear a little bit of it in the existing meeting, the benefits to her would not be too great.
"Then come with me, little sister." Ling Chong said, glancing at the clothes Lu Xiaoyan was wearing: "It's not very good to call you sister with this outfit. I'll go to the empress' little sister later. Let me help you steal some better clothes, the clothes of the empress are very nice."
Since the breeder lady plans to go to the Fairy Friends Meeting with him, how can she do it without a suitable set of clothes? He remembered that Miss Empress had many beautiful clothes, so he went to steal some for Miss Breeder.
"Boom"
As soon as Ling Chong finished speaking, a slender hand appeared above his head and knocked down on him.
"Oh! Are you hitting me?" Ling Chong shouted in pain after being knocked.
"Of course it's my sister who is teaching you a lesson for this restless bad cat." A familiar voice rang in Ling Chong's ears. Ling Chong found himself in the palace. The empress who was sitting on her seat watched Ling Chong disappear. He cursed angrily: "Sister is really on guard day and night. I failed to guard against you, a little thieving cat. You actually want to steal my sister's clothes."
It is said that it is difficult to guard against domestic thieves, but this time she finally saw it.
This stupid little cat actually wants to steal the clothes of his keeper sister.
"Isn't it that Miss Breeder doesn't have suitable clothes to wear? And Miss, you have a lot of clothes in your wardrobe." Ling Chong, who was hit by a chestnut on the head, said: "Miss Empress, please give me one or two. Just give it to little sister, you can’t wear that many clothes anyway, little sister.”
It would be a waste to keep so many beautiful clothes in the closet. It is better to let him take them to the keeper lady to wear.
"You little bad cat, do you really dare to think about it?" The empress scolded angrily after hearing this: "If you really take my sister's clothes and give them to your keeper, your keeper sister must be able to bear it. ."
This little stupid cat, have you seen what clothes are in her closet? He dared to wear it for his little sister, and he was not afraid that his little sister would suddenly die suddenly.
Does this little stupid cat know what clothes are in her closet?
"Uh, Miss Empress, you can't wear whatever clothes you want?" Ling Chong couldn't help but scratch his big head after hearing this. It seemed that Miss Empress didn't blame him for stealing clothes, but blamed him for stealing. The clothes are wrong.
"What do you think?" the empress said angrily: "If you want clothes for your breeder sister, can't you just talk to your sister? She will have someone make a set specially for her."
"As for the clothes in sister's cabinet, you'd better not touch them. You know they are clothes that will kill you if you wear them?"
"Oh." After hearing this, Ling nodded his big head and said, finally remembering something and said: "Then, little sister, can you help me prepare two more clothes? Miss Shit Shovel doesn't have suitable clothes yet. ."
It seems that he planned to donate two more clothes, but if Miss Empress discovers it now, the plan will change slightly.
"You little stupid cat still has some conscience. You know how to give your Jiutian girl a piece of clothing for her eyes." After hearing this, the empress said: "Sister, let someone make clothes for them. When the time comes, I will notify you to come and pick it up.”
"You little stupid cat, remember not to hit your sister's clothes anymore."
"Yeah, I understand." Ling Chong nodded his head repeatedly when he heard this, and the environment in front of him returned to the kitchen.
"It's wrong to tamper with other people's things. Even if it's your sister, you can't tamper with her wardrobe, you know?" In the kitchen, Lu Xiaoyan was educating the dazed Ling Chong. As a good cat, how could he do that? Steal clothes?
Even if it's from someone she's super familiar with, why should she take someone else's clothes when she can buy them herself if she doesn't have any?
"I know, little sister."
"I've been beaten just now, little sister, please don't talk about me anymore." Ling Chong, who came back to his senses, touched his big head and said: "In order to get beautiful clothes for little sister, the empress little sister My sister rewarded me with a chestnut on my head."
"Really? Have you had an out-of-body experience again?" Lu Xiaoyan asked after hearing this.
"I didn't want Yang Shen to leave her body. It was the Empress who heard that I was going to steal her clothes and pulled me over." Ling Chong touched the big head that was still a little sore and said, "But fortunately, I didn't get white. After receiving this beating, Miss Empress has agreed to have clothes made for you and Miss Shit Shoveler."
"Really? That's really hard on you." Lu Xiaoyan touched Ling Chong's big head and said:
"But don't think about stealing next time, otherwise not only the empress sister will beat you up."
Although Big Cat's operation was not successful, he still needs to be taught a lesson, and Big Cat should not be allowed to have such a bad idea of getting something for nothing.
"I know, I know I was wrong." Ling Chong lowered his head and said, pretending to be pitiful, otherwise he felt that he might be beaten again.
"Just know you're wrong." Lu Xiaoyan touched Ling Chong and said, "Come over and eat quickly. Grandma has been busy all afternoon in order to cook your favorite carp."
"Yeah, I'm going to eat right now." Ling, who was touching his head, heard a big carp and suddenly felt that his head didn't hurt so much anymore.
"This little stupid cat really has a lot to eat. She has forgotten everything." The empress in the palace looked at the picture revealed in the void, and the picture shattered with a wave of her hand.
"Is the Weaver Girl in the palace here?"
"Your Majesty, Weaver Girl is here." As the Empress' flowers fell, Weaver Girl immediately appeared in the hall.
"I want you Weaver Girl to weave a beautiful water pattern skirt and a purple orchid butterfly skirt within seven days. Can you do it?" The Empress looked at Weaver Girl and asked.
"Your Majesty, we can do it." Weaver Girl nodded after hearing this.
"Very good, then go ahead and do it." The Empress nodded and said, and the Weaver Girl went to weave and make clothes.
