"Be stupid and save you from running around." The empress said angrily: "Put away the invitation. Do you know that I will attend on behalf of my sister in seven days?"
"Then are there any ginseng fruits to eat then?" Ling Chong asked, stroking his head with his two little paws. The young lady has been talking for so long, but why hasn't the main content been mentioned?
"It depends on whether Taoist friend Zhen Yuanzi is willing to give it to you. If there is, it will be there. If not, there will be none." The empress touched Ling Chong's big head and said, "Do you have any questions? Do you want to ask? Little stupid cat."
"Yes, Miss Empress, you haven't told me yet who is going this time?" Ling Chong said, raising his paw.
"There are the Three Pure Ones, the Six Imperial Ones, the Five Directions, the Five Old Lords, and the Golden Mother and Mugong." The empress said with a smile.
"Why isn't there Miss Jiutian Xuannv?" Ling Chong said a little disappointed at this point. He thought that Miss Shitshocking Officer was also included in the invitation, but now it will be difficult. How much does a ginseng fruit cost? How to share it with the scavenger lady and the breeder lady?
"This may or may not be true. Jiutian Xuannv is the first female immortal under the Queen Mother of the West. Maybe she has received the invitation now." The empress heard this and said with a smile: "Anyway, you can go on behalf of your sister when the time comes. Do you understand? ?Don’t worry about other things.”
"Oh, I understand." After hearing this, Ling Chong nodded his head, then looked at the clothes of the empress, then looked at his naked body and said, "Miss, then I will Should I turn into a monster form?"
"Of course, if you don't go with the mentality of a monster, you will be treated as a mount by others." The empress knocked Ling Chong's head and said, since the little stupid cat is going on her behalf, of course he has to go in the form of a monster. .
"But if I go in the form of a monster, I don't have any suitable clothes to wear, little sister." Ling Chong looked at the empress eagerly and said, "Do you think you can give me a nice set of clothes to wear?"
"After talking for a long time, it turns out that you, the little stupid cat, came here to ask for clothes from my sister." The empress smiled and scolded: "Where can I find clothes here that are suitable for your little stupid cat? You go to Hades to find them. Sister Houtu, let’s take a look.”
"I remember she has a set of gilt dragon and phoenix armor over there, which should be something you, a stupid little cat, can wear."
"Then I'm going to follow Miss Houtu." Ling Chong said happily when he heard that he had clothes to wear.
"Go, go." The empress waved her hand and Ling Chong turned into a white light and disappeared into the palace.
"Go and get my set of gilded dragon and phoenix armor." In the palace of Emperor Fengdu, Empress Houtu said to the maid next to her.
"Yes, Your Majesty." After hearing this, the palace maid immediately went to get the gilt dragon and phoenix armor.
"Little sister, I'm here to find you." A few seconds after the palace maid left, a white light appeared, and then Ling Chong's figure was revealed.
"Why are you, a little thieving cat, looking for my sister when you have nothing to do? It's rare to see you coming to visit my sister. I'm afraid you have something to ask of me?" After hearing this, Empress Houtu looked at Ling Chong and said angrily.
"Miss, you are so clever and calculating. I really have something to come to you for." After hearing this, Ling Chong immediately trotted to Houtu Empress' side and rubbed his head against Houtu Empress's hand.
"I knew you, a little thieving cat, would not come to me for no reason." Empress Houtu rubbed Ling Chong's big head and said, "I have already asked the palace maid to get the gilt dragon and phoenix armor you want. Come on, just do a little work here, she should get it right away."
"Really?" Ling Chong said happily after hearing this.
"Of course, sister, why are you lying to me when you have nothing to do? You little guy, sit next to me and wait for a while." Houtu Empress patted the chair next to her with a smile, and Ling Chong sat down obediently.
"Little silly cat, are you going to Wuzhuang Temple to attend the Fairy Friends Meeting on behalf of your sister this time?"
"Yes, young lady, have you also been invited?" Ling Chong asked, tilting his head.
"Of course, but my sister doesn't want to go. Little Thief Cat, do you want to help my sister go?" Empress Houtu asked, stroking Ling Chong's big head.
"Really...really okay?" He asked excitedly after hearing this. If he went on behalf of Miss Empress, he would only be able to receive one ginseng fruit, but if he went on behalf of Miss Houtu, If so, those two ginseng fruits will definitely not be able to escape.
When the time comes, it will be even easier for him to separate with the breeder lady and the poop scooper lady.
"Of course, sister, what are you doing to lie to you little stupid cat?" Queen Houtu said with a smile, then took out a red invitation and gave it to Ling Chong: "This is sister's invitation, you little stupid cat Take it, remember to be polite when you see other immortals when you go there, you know? All those immortals are amazing beings."
"Yeah, I remember." Ling Chong said, nodding his head when he heard this, and saw a row of palace maids coming in carrying clothes.
"Empress, I have brought you a set of gilded dragon and phoenix armor." The palace maid said respectfully to Empress Houtu, then she saluted Ling Chong: "I have met His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven."
"You don't have to be so polite. This is the golden dragon and phoenix armor that the young lady prepared for me. It looks very high-end. By the way, how should I wear it?" Ling Chong looked at the glittering golden armor and was confused. muttered.
"You should transform into a monster first, and then my sister will help you put it on naturally." After hearing this, Empress Houtu said with a smile, and Ling Chong immediately changed from a snow leopard to a little monster over one meter tall. .
Then the gilt dragon and phoenix armor flew up from the wooden tray held by the palace maid, landed on Ling Chong's body and wrapped his body.
I saw purple-gold treasured armor attached to Ling Chong's big belly, a dragon and a phoenix shawl hanging on his shoulders, and a red gilt-patterned Dahongpao hanging behind.
On his head was a red coral crown inlaid with orbs, and on his feet were shoes with pale golden cloud silk patterns.
"How do you think, little lazy cat, this body shape is good? This is what my sister specially left for you to wear." Looking at Ling Chong who was wearing the treasure armor, Queen Houtu said with a smile.
This little stupid cat looks different after wearing this set of gilt dragon and phoenix armor.
It seems that the foundation from the previous life is still there, so it doesn't look stupid when you put it on.
"It's very good. I almost didn't recognize my appearance." After hearing this, Ling Chong looked in the mirror and said happily.
The outfit he wears now is much better than that of Sun Wukong, the only thing missing is a weapon.
But after thinking about it, it seems that he doesn't know how to use any weapons? Ling Chong didn't bother to pay attention.
"As long as you can't recognize it, it means the outfit fits you well." Houtu Empress heard this and said with a smile: "Since you are attending the meeting on behalf of your sisters? Then do you want your sister to write two flags on the back of you? "
"It will save you the trouble of introducing them one by one. Who are you here to represent?"
"Okay, little sister." Ling Chong said happily after hearing this.
"Then wait a moment, little lazy cat. Sister will get you two suitable little flags." Empress Houtu said with a smile, then she took the cloud flag and the wind flag, and wrote "Hou Tu" on them. The words "Tu Niangniang" and "Empress" were inserted behind Ling Chong:
"These two small flags, one is the wind flag and the other is the cloud flag."
"If you wave the wind flag, strong winds will come. If you wave the cloud flag, endless clouds will gather."
"These two chess pieces have this function. They sound very powerful." After hearing this, Ling Chong said happily. He just felt that he was missing a weapon, but he didn't expect that the young lady would equip him with a weapon. .
Although he doesn't know how to use weapons, he still has no problem waving two small flags.
"Of course, these two flags are the most powerful besides the Innate Five Elements Flag." Empress Houtu touched Ling Chong's big head and said, "Remember to refine them when you have time, you know? Use them like this You will be more comfortable when you get up."
"Yeah, I remember." Ling Chong nodded and replied.
"That's enough, you little rascal can go, my sister has nothing to give you." Empress Houtu said, patting Ling Chong's big butt, and then chased the cat away.
"Then I'll leave first, little sister." Ling Chong said, wearing a brand new outfit.
"Go, go." Houtu Empress waved her hand, and Ling Chong turned into white light and disappeared.
"Miss, are you here? Let me show you how handsome I am now." After leaving Hades, Ling Chong immediately came to the villa, ready to show off his equipment to the shit shovel lady.
"Big Cat, where did you go to rob? Why did you end up in this outfit?"
Zou Linlin, who was looking at the invitation in her hand, raised her head and saw Ling Chong's appearance at this time, and couldn't help but said in a daze.
"I didn't get this by robbing, Miss Houtu gave it to me." Ling Chong said proudly after hearing this, spinning around in the hall to show off how handsome he was now.
"Really? It seems like Sister Houtu really loves you." Zou Linlin looked at the two flags floating behind Ling Chong and said, "I even gave you these two flags."
"Yes." Ling Chong said, holding the two flags: "In the future, little sister will no longer have to worry about the heat at home. Now I can enjoy the cold wind with just a fan."
"Let's forget it. My sister is worried that your house will be demolished by your flagpole." Zou Linlin said angrily after hearing this, and looked at the words on the two flags: "You little stupid cat, when will I learned how to write, and I actually wrote on the two flags."
"This is not what I wrote, young lady." After hearing this, Ling Chong held up two flags and said: "This time, I will represent the two young ladies to attend the Fairy Friends Meeting held by the Immortal Zhen Yuanzi, so Of course I have to write the names of the two young ladies on the flag."
"Otherwise, when you go in, you have to go around explaining to others, or who you represent, how troublesome it is?"
"It turns out that Big Cat, you are also going to attend the Fairy Friends Association. If you are in good terms, you can go with your sister." Zou Linlin said with a smile after hearing this.
"Little sister, have you also received the invitation from the Great Immortal Zhen Yuanzi?" Ling Chong asked excitedly upon hearing this. If the shit shoveling officer also received the invitation, then they can each eat a ginseng fruit. It's divided.
"Yes, my sister is the Mysterious Lady of the Nine Heavens."
"Aren't you worthy enough to join this fairy party?" Zou Linlin put down the invitation and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that the two sisters actually gave the invitation to you. Now you, Big Cat, are attracting all the attention."
It is an unprecedented event to represent two immortal gods at the level of six emperors to attend the Fairy Friends Association.
Even if Big Cat wants to keep a low profile, he certainly can't.
"Really? Then a lot of people will know me." Ling Chong said happily after hearing this.
"Yes, but why do you want so many people to know you?" Zou Linlin asked curiously, why does Big Maomao want so many people to know him?
"Of course I will follow Sun Wukong's example and visit them." Ling Chong drooled and said, as long as many people know him, then he can go to their place and visit them.
When the time comes, these immortals, as hosts, will have to bring him some delicious food to entertain him. After all, he is not a snow leopard.
"Are you sure you are here to visit? Didn't they go there for a meal?" Zou Linlin saw this and took out a rag and wiped Ling Chong's mouth and said angrily: "Look at your saliva, it's almost flowing into a river. Be careful when that happens." He went to visit other people and was caught and eaten by them."
"They don't dare. I'm a snow leopard with a big backing." Ling Chong said after hearing this. He has two young ladies supporting him. Who dares to catch him and eat him? Are you living impatiently?
"Really? Then you're pretty good, right?" Zou Linlin knocked on Ling Chong's big head and said, "If you want to visit then, remember to stay away from your sister, you know?"
"Why?" Ling Chong asked in confusion after hearing this. They must have a lot of delicious food and fun when they visit others. Why did the young lady ask him to stay away from her?
"Because my sister can't afford to disgrace this person." Zou Linlin sighed. Big Maomao going to eat and drink was just being ignorant at best, but unlike her, her status did not allow her to eat and drink.
"Uh, but little sister, you are not a human being." Ling Chong said weakly.
"Are you saying that my sister is not a human being?" Zou Linlin rewarded Ling with a big chestnut with her backhand. The big cat has learned to curse people now. It seems that she needs to be educated properly.
"That's right, little sister, aren't you a fairy?" Ling Chong immediately shrank his head after receiving a chestnut blow and said, why does every little sister know this trick? He felt like his big head was about to swell. .
"Gods also want to have face, unlike you, a shameless bad cat who eats and drinks." Zou Linlin said, touching Ling Chong's big head.
It turns out that this is what Big Maomao meant. He thought that Big Maomao had learned bad things and would now curse people.
