"Lingshan? What happened to Lingshan?"
"Yes, isn't Lingshan a great sect? Only eight thousand Arhats can defeat all the Buddhas in the world."
"Yes, yes, how could they be afraid of the Emperor of Heaven?" Everyone who heard this asked in confusion. Although Lingshan is not as good as Xianting, it is still a famous force in the land of China.
What happened when Lingshan met the Leopard Heavenly Emperor?
"They must not be afraid. This Lord Heavenly Emperor wants to capture him and take him back as a mountain guardian spirit beast." Patriarch Qingjian said angrily: "In the end, he directly ran into Nuwa Shidu. This Lord Heavenly Emperor is the Sixth Imperial Guard. His Majesty the Empress and Empress Houtu’s Snow Leopard, Lingshan openly attacked the Emperor of Heaven, can they get a good end?”
"Originally, this group of bald donkeys made His Majesty the Immortal Emperor unhappy when they closed the mountain when the catastrophe came. Although the other adults did not say anything, they also had opinions. Didn't they hit the point of a gun this time? Empress Your Majesty directly sealed their spiritual mountain for eight thousand years."
"Do you know the concept of eight thousand years? By the time Lingshan appears again, I'm afraid no one will remember them."
"So scary?" Everyone who heard this couldn't help but panicked.
"So you'd better not wander around here in the future, and choose another place to reopen the mountain gate. The world is so big, and you don't have to focus on this place." Patriarch Qingjian looked at everyone and said, "As for how to make decisions in the future. It's up to you. If there is nothing important, don't come to me again. I have become an immortal and it is time to cut off the mortal world."
After saying that, he turned into a shadow and quietly disappeared in front of everyone.
"The Patriarch doesn't want it..." Everyone who saw this scene couldn't help but said in horror. Without the Patriarch's protection, how would their Qingjian Immortal Sect survive?
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"Miss, I'm full. I really can't eat any more. Besides, it's getting late now. I have to go back right away. Otherwise, the breeder will come looking for me." Inside the villa, Ling Chong was swallowing hard. After more than seventy chicken legs, I finally couldn’t eat any more.
Looking at more than seven pistol legs just now, Ling Chong felt that he could definitely eat it, but after eating like this, he realized that he had overestimated his food intake.
If he had known that he would have eaten less at the keeper's house just now, otherwise he would have eaten dozens more.
"It's not a good thing to beat cats and waste food." Zou Linlin, who said this quite loudly, pinched Ling Chong's round face and said, "Sister asked you how much you can eat? But you said you can eat eighty. "
This bad guy, Big Cat, made her work so hard to make so much food, and now he told her that she couldn't eat it. How could such a good thing happen?
She wanted Big Maomao to know what she had said, and she had to do it even if she cried.
"But I really can't eat anymore, little sister, how about I eat it another day?" Ling Chong asked, eating so many chicken drumsticks in one go that he was a little injured.
You have to return to your physical body to have a good rest and digest it.
"You can eat it another day, but you have to be punished for giving birth to so many chicken legs." Zou Linlin said while rubbing her hands and looking at Ling Chong's big butt.
"Little sister, what are you planning to do? Let me tell you, I am a big cat now and want to save face. You can't do this anymore." Ling Chong said with his big tail protecting his butt.
He is also a reputable Leopard Heavenly Emperor now, okay? If he is beaten like this by the young lady again, will he lose face if word spreads?
"Who told you, a bad cat, not to finish the food, so my sister has to teach you a lesson." Zou Linlin sneaked up and said at the neck: "A spank with a chicken leg, this is your punishment, let me You couldn’t finish eating so much, so you lied to your sister and said you could eat it.”
"No..." Ling Chong, who was being carried away, panicked and activated Yang Le Shen to escape.
But after a few seconds, he found that he was still being pushed by Zou Linlin.
"Da Maomao, you have forgotten who my sister is, right? You want to escape from my sister's hands. Are you a little too whimsical?" After receiving the help of the Nine-turn King Kong to practice, her cultivation speed was "mish mish mist" The sales have increased, and the bottlenecks that troubled her before no longer exist.
She has even absorbed all the memories and abilities from her previous life, and now she wants to escape from her with just this little trick? It's so whimsical.
"Can you give me a gentler blow? I'm afraid of pain. Can we discuss it?" Ling Chong, who found that he couldn't run away, tried to discuss it and asked, why did the shit shoveling lady suddenly become so strong? ? This is unscientific. He needs to apply for off-field assistance.
"Before you ran away, my sister was very willing to discuss it with you, but now that you are thinking about running away, how could your sister still discuss it with you?" Zou Linlin said with a faint golden light in her hand: "Big Cat, just you Accept the punishment honestly, this is a lesson for you so that you don’t waste food in the future and have a clear understanding of yourself.”
"Ah?" When Ling Chong heard this and saw that Zou Linlin was serious about it, he squirmed and tried to run away, but found that his flexible body had become very stiff.
"Da Maomao, you don't have to struggle anymore. My sister has already locked you down. Where else do you want to run?" Zou Linlin slapped Ling Chong on Ling Chong's buttocks, and the slap made a clear sound to Ling Chong's buttocks. sound.
"Ouch~Ouch"
It turned out that Ling Peng, relying on his thick skin and lots of fat, took such a long time, and suddenly started howling: "Miss, please be gentle, it hurts. If you keep spanking me, my butt will really bloom."
"Let you waste food, let you lie to your sister and say you can eat so much." Zou Linlin, who heard Ling Chong's voice, didn't care whether he screamed or not, and slapped his butt in turn.
Ling Ling was so beaten that he screamed, "Miss, I was wrong, I was wrong."
"Can you please stop fighting? I already know that I was wrong. I really know that I was wrong."
Miss Shit Officer really had the guts to spank him. You know, even Miss Breeder had never spanked him like this. His butt would be broken if she continued to spank him.
"Do you know you were wrong? Then do you know what to do next?" Zou Linlin raised her hand and asked after hearing Ling Chong admitting her mistake.
"I will reduce the portion size in the future and eat the food cleanly." Ling Chong replied weakly.
"That's about it. If you behave like this next time, my sister will give you another spanking package." Zou Linlin released her grip on Ling Chong's hand and said, "Let's go, you bad cat." Does the cat remember to come back every day?"
"Yeah, I remember." Ling Chong said, nodding his big head, and then activated Yangshen Escape, for fear of being caught and spanked again.
"This little stupid cat runs quite smoothly." Zou Linlin couldn't help but shook her head when she saw this, then reached out and grabbed the chicken legs on Ling Chong's plate and started to chew on them.
"Don't sleep, Da Tou. The sun is already shining in the afternoon." Inside the orange-red brick house, Lu Xiaoyan said, shaking Ling Chong on the hammock. Da Tou had been asleep for several hours, and now It should be time to get up.
"What's wrong, little sister? What's the matter?" After waking up from a spanking, Big Tail rubbed his buttocks and asked.
The shit-sweeper lady was really good at beating him, and her butt almost became swollen from the beating.
"Of course I asked you to get up and help with the work." Lu Xiaoyan stroked Ling Chong's big head and said, "It's afternoon now. It's the best time to cut vegetables and pick various fruits."
"You ate so much food at noon, don't you want to help your grandma and grandma do more work in the afternoon?"
Don’t you think that the big fish and meat you got back home are for free?
This is not true. The family treats him so warmly, and Datou has to do some work.
"Well, I'm just a snow leopard. I can't pick vegetables. I can only eat vegetables." Ling Chong said weakly, trying to use this method to deceive him.
But who is Lu Xiaoyan? Even if Ling Chong wagged his tail, she knew what he was thinking?
"It's okay, Datou. If you don't know how to do it, my sister can teach you until I learn it." After saying that, he rushed Ling with him. Ling Chong, who didn't get through, said that his head was about to explode.
"How about you waking up, Datou? Didn't you enjoy your sleep? How about grandpa's house?" After Lu Xiaoyan sneaked Ling downstairs, Father Lu immediately came over.
By the way, he wanted to reach out and touch Ling Chong's big head, but Ling Chong shrank his head and dodged it.
Now he really has psychological shadow about playing with this grandpa.
The master doesn't know how to play with him at all, and he's just fine if he keeps playing with him.
"Dad, why did you come to the hall? Aren't you going to cut vegetables to sell tomorrow?" Lu Xiaoyan asked, holding Ling Chong tightly in her arms, avoiding her father's counterattack again.
"Isn't this to see if Datou has woken up?" Father Lu, who failed to fish in troubled waters again, said with a smile, muttering in his heart. I used to try this trick all the time, but why can't I use it now? Obviously the person is still the same person, it's just a different cat.
"Then dad, don't worry, I will keep an eye on Da Tou." Lu Xiaoyan said, "I will take Da Tou out to work together now. Dad, if you have nothing to do, come out quickly." ."
"Okay, okay." Father Lu nodded when he heard this, looked at his hands, sighed and said that he was really old.
"Have you seen these red fruits, Big Cat? These are peppers. Here is this small bucket for you. You are so short that you can just pick peppers in the ditch under the pepper tree." Lu Xiaoyan carried Ling Chong to the vegetable garden. After getting out of bed, he carried Ling Chong to the pepper field and said to Ling Chong.
"This..." Looking at the small blue bucket in front of him, Ling Chong looked at the pepper tree on the ground.
Well, he is really not as tall as the chili peppers now. Fortunately, the small blue bucket given by the breeder's sister is not very big. It can be filled with dozens of chili peppers.
Thinking of this, Ling Chong couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief and said:
"Miss, can I finish picking this bucket of chili peppers and finish today's work?"
"Of course not, Datou." Lu Xiaoyan pointed to the blue basket not far away and said: "Now is the time when the peppers are ripe. If you don't pick them off, they will get old if they are left in the ground."
"So Datou, do you know that your job this afternoon is to pick a basket of peppers?"
"Ah? Then how long do I have to pick it?" Ling Chongxiu, who has never done agricultural work, asked weakly.
"Don't worry, it will be quick."
"It can be picked in half an hour at most. If you are quick, it can be done in ten minutes." Lu Xiaoyan rubbed Ling Chong's big head and said: "Remember to pick the peppers that are a little hard, you know? If the peppers are soft, If it smells bad, don't pick it, it's not mature yet."
"Datou, what good food you want to eat tomorrow depends on whether you worked hard enough today."
"Okay, I get it." Ling Chong, who found it difficult to say this, picked peppers in the passage with pepper trees on both sides, carrying a small blue bucket.
In order to continue to eat well tomorrow, he can be said to have worked very hard now.
"Yanyan, you really asked Da Tou to pick peppers. He's not as tall as the pepper tree. Don't get lost in it later." Lu's mother, who was pulling onions, saw the big tail "wagging" in the pepper field. "Dang da da da", he said happily.
Yanyan also thought of letting Datou pick peppers. She didn't even consider Datou's height before letting him pick peppers.
"Don't worry, Mom. Datou is not as useless as you think." Lu Xiaoyan heard this and said with a smile: "Datou has not done any work since he was born. This time is just a good time for him to experience what working people are like. How it works.”
"Teach him some dishes by the way. Otherwise, at such an old age, he wouldn't even know many dishes, and people would laugh if he told him."
"But Datou is a snow leopard, so he doesn't need to know so many things, right?" Mother Lu said with a smile, Yanyan really raised Datou as a child?
You don’t have to buy groceries or go to kindergarten, so why do you want to learn so many things? Isn't this embarrassing for Datou? This is.
"Of course, ordinary snow leopards don't need to know so many things, but Datou is not an ordinary snow leopard." Lu Xiaoyan watched Ling Chong after a while and said, "Datou is also a god now. Of course, we need to learn more about human knowledge."
Now that Datou has become a god, how can he not understand the cold season without eating grains?
If she said this, the other gods would laugh at her, so she had to give Datou some tutoring in this area of knowledge.
"Well, being a god means you can do everything." Mother Lu nodded and said, no longer caring about Ling Chong.
"Working is so hard. Isn't there a way to avoid farm work?" Ling Chong carried a small blue bucket through the pepper field. He felt that this work was really not easy.
I just picked a little randomly and thought it was quite fun. But if I pick too much, it becomes boring and boring.
Fortunately, he doesn't have to pick peppers every day, otherwise he would feel like his head would explode.
