"No, you must not let this guy run away. Otherwise, if you let him come back and kill you, you and I will be finished." After hearing this, Tu Tu's expression changed greatly.
"Yes, that's true. We must catch him." The mountain god on the side nodded and quickly followed.
"A bunch of drunkards and ricebags want to stop me? They don't even look at how much I weigh."
The Yin Yang Ghost King sneered and continued to run forward.
"Boom"
As he was running, his body suddenly stumbled, and the whole ghost flew directly out and hit the big tree in front of him, turning into a compressed biscuit.
"Who is this bastard who suddenly blocked my way? Do you know who I am? You dare to go against me. I think you are impatient."
The Yin-Yang Ghost King who turned into a compressed biscuit shook his body, and then his shriveled figure quickly recovered like an inflated balloon.
After recovering, the Yin Yang Ghost King immediately cursed behind him and walked over angrily.
"You go your own way and I sleep in mine. I haven't blamed you, you bastard, for disturbing me from drinking milk. How dare you be so arrogant."
Ling Chong, who was lying next to the big tree, holding milk and drinking, looked at the Yin Yang Ghost King in front of him and said angrily.
The little ghost had a very strong tone. He actually dared to talk to him like this. If he hadn't been able to talk now, he would have eaten him in one bite.
Of course, you still have to drink the milk before eating, otherwise it will contaminate his delicious milk.
"I am the ghost king of yin and yang. What happened to the big ghost from hundreds of years ago? Why are you, a cat demon, lying here with nothing to do? You are actually holding human things and drinking here." The angry yin and yang The Ghost King couldn't help but become wary after realizing that he couldn't see through Ling Chong's cultivation level.
By the way, a crooked idea came to his mind. Wasn't he followed by the seducers from Heaven and Hades? He happened to be holding a cat demon as a shield.
"Nonsense, I am the king of the mountain here. If I don't lie here, where can I lie down?"
"But you, a crooked-faced guy, suddenly broke into my territory, and you didn't know how to come over to pay homage to the mountain and bring some delicious food?" Ling Chong said after hearing this, and glanced at the tattered clothes on his body. It's a pity for the Yin Yang Ghost King. This ghost is too poor. It seems that he doesn't have any money at all.
Wait until he gives the milk carton a good lick, then treat him well.
"You know, if I break into your territory, your Majesty, I will definitely prepare something to show my respect, but isn't this in a hurry? So I didn't bring anything with me." The Yin Yang Ghost King said with his eyes rolling. : "And I've been in trouble again recently. I've been targeted by those guys from Heaven and Hell. I originally brought a lot of good things with me, but they were all chased by them and lost them. If you are willing, Your Majesty, Can you help me?"
"I promise that when I get my things back, I will give them all to you, your Majesty."
The big fat cat in front of him is not very smart at all. If he can be used to help him stop the people in heaven, his escape will definitely be smoother.
"Really?" After hearing this, Ling Chong immediately showed his face and said with a very sympathizing hatred: "I have long disliked Tianting. Those guys always bully us everywhere just because they are Tianting. Monster, even if you don’t tell me today, I will punish them well.”
"Really?" After hearing this, the Yin Yang Ghost King said happily. He didn't expect that the big fat cat in front of him actually had a relationship with the heaven. Such a good relationship, he didn't even need to encourage him now, this big fat cat just Will take action.
"Of course, but you have to wait a moment." Ling Chong licked the carton and said, "I have to lick all the milk clean before I can help you clean them up."
"You don't know how sad our monsters' lives are now. Oppressed by heaven and hell, we now have trouble eating."
"In order to drink some milk, I have to be careful not to be discovered."
"I can see it. Heavenly Court is really abominable. One day I will overthrow him." The Yin Yang Ghost King immediately agreed upon hearing this.
"Yeah, remember to tell me when the time comes. I will definitely go over and help." Ling Chong said.
"I'm sure. A monster like you, my lord, who is so loyal and enjoys catching ghosts will definitely invite you to join us when the time comes." The Yin Yang Ghost King said with a smile. Such stupid monsters are not common anymore.
If we really rebel against Heaven, how can we not bring such a stupid guy with us?
Look at the swaying fat on his body, at least he can treat them as some heavenly soldiers.
"That's good, that's good." After hearing this, Ling Chong got up from the ground happily and said, "Where are those guys from Heaven? Tell me, and I'll take care of them right away."
"Right there, right there." The Yin Yang Ghost King said without paying any attention. When Lin Chong was already close to him, he thought that the other party just couldn't see clearly and wanted to see from his position.
"I've already seen it." Ling Chong, who was standing next to the Yin-Yang Ghost King, nodded, stretched out his paws and put his hands on the Yin-Yang Ghost King's shoulders.
"That's good. I'll leave this place to your Majesty. I'll leave first so as not to hold you back. After all, Your Majesty, you are very brave. My staying here is just to distract you."
The Yin-Yang Ghost King who was being put on his shoulders didn't pay too much attention. After all, he wanted to use the other party now. If he didn't show intimacy with the other party, how could the other party deal with those guys?
But when he wanted to run away, he realized that the claws of the big fat cat in front of him had firmly grabbed him, and it was useless no matter how he moved.
"That king, can you please loosen your paw and let me go?" The Yin Yang Ghost King tried his best to show a kind smile and said, but in fact, he was already angry in his heart.
"Of course not. I just said I was going to beat the shit out of these guys. If you weren't here to watch, wouldn't you think I was talking nonsense? So you have to watch it with your own eyes. Okay." Ling Chong said, holding the opponent a little tighter with his claws.
The little ghost still wants to fool him, the Leopard King. Do you really think he is a fool? He had the nerve to say this kind of excuse, but he was too embarrassed to listen to it.
"No, no, the king is willing to stand up for me, how could I think so?" Yin Yang Ghost King said with a smile, trying to open Ling Chong's claws again.
But finding that his efforts were in vain, he couldn't help but look at Ling Chong with a pleading look.
The other party should not push him too hard. He is still very angry. If the other party behaves like this again, he will have no choice but to kneel down.
There is no other way, who can't fight but can't fight, and can't walk away?
If I had known earlier, I would not have encouraged this big fat cat, otherwise the situation would not be like this now.
"That's good, but you still have to stay and be a witness." After hearing this, Ling Chong said, looking into the distance.
Don't be very happy to find that your subordinates are finally here.
"Where, where."
The ghosts and mountain gods who were chasing the Yin and Yang Ghost King all over the mountains and plains ran over immediately after seeing the situation here.
"Your Majesty, they are them. They have already come. Your Majesty, do you think you can deal with them?" Just when the ghost servants saw him, the Yin Yang Ghost King also saw them, so he spoke again.
"Okay, I'll deal with them now." After hearing this, Ling Chong nodded. The Yin-Yang Ghost King couldn't help but feel secretly happy when he heard this, thinking that he could finally get rid of the other party, but the next second His smile just stopped.
"My King, what are you doing? The enemy is on the other side, and I am one of my own." The Yin Yang Ghost King was grabbed by the throat. His whole soul was trembling. He did not expect that the big fat cat in front of him was so powerful. Strong, the aura emanating from his body suppressed him and made him unable to move.
"Who told you I was one of them? I was just teasing you, an idiot." Ling Chong grabbed the Yin Yang Ghost King with one paw and flicked his head with the other paw and said, "How dare you call me a bad guy?" Fat cat, you still call me a fool, do you really think I can’t hear what you are thinking?”
"You still want to use me as a shield to escape. Do you think I will let you go so easily?"
Did the little ghost think he was a vegetarian? What was he thinking? He knew everything clearly in his heart, just like the bright mirror.
Now he finally understood why the young lady could always pick on him, and she must have heard what he was thinking.
"Then...then isn't what you just said true? Heaven is also your enemy, so you arrested me like this? It will only make them happy." The captured Yin Yang Dharma King was doing his final trick.
"Although I'm a little unhappy with the Heavenly Court, I'm not so hot-headed as to be an enemy of them." Ling Chong spit out a puff of white smoke, and the white smoke wrapped around Yin Yang Dharma King, and his body turned into a white stick. chain.
At this time, the ghost messengers and the mountain god Land finally came over.
In the astonished eyes of the Yin Yang Ghost King, he knelt down and said:
"We have met the king and asked him to do it himself. We really deserve death."
"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense like this." Ling Chong waved his paws impatiently and said, "Take this guy back to the underworld. I just came out to drink milk, and I encountered this kind of thing." It’s true.”
"Yes, Your Majesty." After hearing this, the Yin and Yang landmen said, and they stood up and escorted the Yin and Yang Ghost King.
"Who are you here, fat cat? Even if you let me die, you must let me die, right?" After a brief shock, the suppressed Yin Yang Ghost King asked.
"Who am I?" Ling Chong yawned when he heard this and said, "Tell this fool who I am, right? Let him understand."
"Yes, Your Majesty." After hearing this, the bull-headed horse-faced man put his foot on the Yin-Yang Ghost King's thigh, pressed him down and knelt down and said: "You don't know how to live or die, listen up, this person in front of you is Jiu Youming The Fubao Heavenly Emperor is also the new Lord of the Demon Realm.”
"If you can let the Emperor of Heaven personally go out, you can be considered to have died a death that was not unjust."
"What! Are you, this fat cat, actually the Lord of Hades?"
After hearing this, the Yin-Yang Ghost King was shocked and said: "Impossible, impossible. The Lord of Hades should be Empress Houtu."
"Even if you, a fat cat, have some abilities, how can you become the Lord of Hades?"
"That's because we, the Emperor of Heaven, were personally appointed by Empress Houtu." Black and White Wuchang said angrily: "You are the only one who dares to offend our Lord Emperor of Heaven, otherwise you will be the only one who dares to offend our Lord Emperor of Heaven when they see us. That’s as far as it goes.”
"I thought about running away, but this fat cat is too despicable and insidious."
The Yin Yang Ghost King cursed when he heard this. If he hadn't believed the fat cat's lies, he would have escaped safely now. Why should he care about the fat cat?
It's good now, have you caught yourself?
"Okay, don't talk to this guy so much, take him away quickly. I still have things to deal with, but I'm not in the mood to chat here." Seeing the Yin Yang Ghost King gnashing his teeth, Ling Chong said. He waved his paws and said.
The little ghost still wants to fight him. Now he knows what his fate will be, this big idiot.
"Yes, Lord Heavenly Emperor." After hearing this, the ghost servants replied and escorted the Yin Yang Ghost King away.
"Okay, I finally got rid of this troublesome matter, and I can go back and explain to the young lady." Ling Chong stretched his body, and then disappeared into a white light.
If it weren't for the shit shoveling lady. If he was asked to come over to help, he would not be willing to make this trip. After all, living in a big house is so comfortable, with milk to drink and cakes to eat.
Inside the villa, Zou Linlin was practicing with a golden elixir in her mouth, when suddenly a white light appeared around her.
"How about you come back, Big Cat? Have you finished what my sister asked you to do?" Zou Linlin opened her eyes and asked after hearing the noise.
"Of course it's done, little sister. Is there anything else that I can't handle when I go out?" Ling Chong said proudly: "That Yin-Yang Ghost King is stupid, I just used a little trick. Just play tricks on him. Round and round."
"Really? Then our big cat is awesome." Zou Linlin smiled and said after hearing this: "The cream cake you want to eat has just been delivered. This is a reward for your hard work."
"Really?" Ling Chong couldn't help but lick his big mouth after hearing this, and his saliva began to flow down crazily.
"Of course, Big Cat, go and eat it quickly, otherwise the cake won't taste good if it's been left for a long time." Zou Linlin said with a smile.
"Yeah, I won't let the cake taste bad." Ling Chong said, and rushed towards the refrigerator.
As soon as the refrigerator door was opened, the sweet smell of butter rushed into Ling Chong's nose, which made Ling Chong eagerly take out the cake and start eating.
