"Well, it's better not to."
Ling Chong said weakly: "I am already in a hurry managing an underworld, so I would be too busy managing a demon world."
The underworld alone made him physically and mentally exhausted, and coupled with the demon world, he felt that he had no way to survive.
"Don't worry, little stupid cat."
"You don't need to take care of the demon world, because there are only two big cats and two or three kittens left in the demon world." The empress said with a smile: "You only need to take care of the mortal world and prevent the newly born monsters from killing mortals. That’s it.”
"Then why do you still want me to be the demon emperor?" Ling Chong scratched his big head and asked in confusion. Since there are no more monsters, why do you still want him to be the demon emperor?
"Because it's easy to get things done with a tiger skin." Miss Empress said with a smile: "Sister is not from the demon clan, so it is not convenient for me to interfere in the demon clan's affairs, but you are different. You are a monster. As long as you have a tiger skin, you can do it. It’s all right as it comes.”
"But the problem is that I am a snow leopard, why do I need to remove the tiger skin?" Ling Chong said weakly after hearing this.
"Then you still want to tear off your own skin?" Miss Empress patted Ling Chong and said: "Anyway, we have already discussed this matter, and your title will be announced to the world soon. All Monsters must surrender to you, otherwise it is an act of rebellion."
"Heaven will send troops to suppress them when the time comes. Don't worry, you don't have to do anything. You just need to show your name here, you know?"
"That is to say, young lady, are you going to do bad things in my name?" After hearing this, Ling Chong finally understood. It turns out that young ladies and the others gave themselves names just to make things easier. ah.
"What do you mean a bad thing?" Miss Empress said angrily, and gave Ling Chong a big chestnut with her backhand, which made Ling Chong's head feel dizzy.
"Little sister, please stop hitting me. If you hit me again, I will become stupid and no one will help you." Ling Chong stretched out his short hand and rubbed his head desperately. He was just telling the truth, but little sister actually So he got angry and beat him up. It seemed that he was right.
"It's better to be stupid, it's better to be stupid, and there will be no worries if you are stupid."
"It's better to be stupid, it's better to be stupid, stupid cats can't sleep in."
Miss Empress said angrily and put Ling Chong down.
This stupid little cat actually dares to say that she is here to do bad things? Of course, a stupid cat like this needs to be beaten several times before it becomes obedient.
"But if I become stupid, I won't be able to find my way to the little sister's house." Ling Chong said weakly.
"So you little stupid cat want to threaten your sister now?" Miss Empress stood up and slapped his butt: "Sister, if I spank your big ass now, it won't hurt. Are the seeds in your head?"
"But if you hurt me, little sister, you will definitely feel bad. For the sake of little sister, don't feel bad, so it's better not to hit me." Ling Chong said with his tail between his legs.
How can the young lady be so smart? I can't even fool her.
"Don't worry, I got the swelling myself, so I don't feel bad about it." Miss Empress waved her jade hand and said with a few "snaps": "Don't you dare to talk nonsense next time, you little stupid cat. "
"I don't dare anymore. I'm afraid I'll be beaten if I speak." Ling Chong said aggrievedly.
These days, the young lady won't let the cat tell the truth. It's obvious that what he said is not wrong at all.
"Is this what my sister is asking you? You little stupid cat, don't distort your sister's meaning." Miss Empress pinched Ling Chong's big round face and said: "What my sister said is that you, this little stupid cat, are not allowed to talk nonsense in the future. , We are all doing this to help you, this little stupid cat, clear the way for the future. You, this little stupid cat, still don’t know what to do.”
"Yes, yes, everything the little sister said is right. Can you please loosen my face first? If you squeeze it further, I will turn into a big toad." Ling Chong said weakly.
If you want to pinch him, young lady, just pinch him, don't pinch, rub and rub him.
This will widen his mouth, and then he will become unsightly and turn into a toad.
"It's good to become a toad. Then my sister will keep you in the pond at the door. When she wants to touch you, she will lift you out of the pond. I won't have to worry about you, a stupid little cat, running around." Miss Empress let go of her hand and said.
"But if I look like that, I won't look good, little sister." Ling Chong pressed his big round face, and after finding that it was not pinched by the little sister, he muttered: "I also rely on my handsomeness to make a living. Okay, little sister, if you pinch my face, I won’t be able to eat."
"You little stupid cat wants to eat every day. Has your sister ever treated you badly and never given you food?" Upon hearing this, the Empress could not help laughing and scolded: "You are the fat that the little stupid cat ate. Isn’t it strong enough? Do you still want to eat yourself into a ball? When the time comes, my sister will really kick you back when she sees you."
"Actually, there's no need to go to such trouble, little sister. I can still roll back if I move myself, so I won't bother little sister to kick."
Ling Chong said with a smile, and he actually turned into a ball and rolled down from the side of the Empress.
"You little stupid cat can't sneak around like this? Don't you mean you don't want to say hello to your sister?" Miss Empress saw her and held her chin.
"Of course not, little sister, don't I have to report to you about my departure?" Ling Chong immediately laughed and said, "Little sister, I have to go do something, so I won't chat with you. Come and see the young lady when you have time."
"Okay, then you little stupid cat, let's go." Miss Empress waved her hand and said: "Sister will always pay attention to you. If you don't go to the underworld to do things, but sneak out to play, sister will Make your butt round again.”
"Ah?" Ling Chong's face immediately turned bitter when he heard this. Didn't he just want to run away as soon as possible? Why is the young lady still doing this? If the young lady keeps staring at him, then why is he lazy?
"What's wrong, you little stupid cat, aren't you going to leave? Then play with your sister for a while." Seeing that Ling Chong didn't move, Miss Empress said with a smile.
"I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now." Ling Chong said, and quickly jumped into the underworld.
What if you don't run away again? Then he really just can't get away.
"This little stupid cat is really a thief." When the empress saw it, she couldn't help but shook her head, then sat down and looked at the bamboo tube.
As for supervising Ling Chong, she didn't do anything at all. She just spoke to scare Ling Chong.
"Why did you run down all of a sudden?" Ling Jiu was lying in the Fengdu Emperor's Palace. He was stunned when he saw Ling Chong suddenly appeared.
It's not common for the main body to run down below. Could it be that the main body caused some trouble above?
Thinking of this, Lingjiu immediately said vigilantly:
"You won't cause any trouble up there and run down. I'm telling you, don't involve me."
"Snow leopards are snow leopards, and their tails are tails. The two of us are separate."
"Don't worry, there's no trouble. It's just that I just escaped from the Empress." Ling Chong said after hearing this.
What do you call a clone! It made him seem like he was always getting into trouble. He wasn't a little idiot like them, so how could he get into trouble?
"What's wrong with Miss Empress?" Lingjiu asked curiously after hearing this.
"Of course you want to keep me there and rub me hard." Ling Chong looked at Ling Jiu and said, "Besides that, the biggest reason is because I told the truth."
"What truth are you telling again?" Lingjiu asked weakly. If the main body can be so scared, it must be this sentence that has offended the empress.
"This is what happened..." Ling Chong explained what had just happened in detail: "Don't you think so? Isn't it clear that it will increase our burden? I just told the truth. , Miss Empress is not happy."
"What you said makes sense." After listening, Lingjiu said that the main body really did not do anything wrong this time.
Miss Empress, if they want to have a career, don’t use them as an excuse, right? If other monsters know about it, it will be difficult for them to become monsters.
"So, I have to run back quickly to avoid it. I'm not doing this for my own snow leopard, I'm also doing it for your own good."
"There is reason and evidence to convince Bao." Lingjiu nodded his head and said, "So did you succeed in persuading the young lady in the end?"
"Do you think my butt is swollen like this?" Ling Chong asked, sticking out his butt.
"Probably not." Lingjiu said.
"So, I got a beating in vain." Ling Chong sighed: "If nothing happens in the future, we'd better go and meet other monsters early. This will affect our reputation among other monsters."
"What if other monsters come to us?" Lingjiu said.
"Then it depends on whether he comes to give gifts or to stir up trouble."
Ling Chong said, scanning the hall and finding that it was empty. He scratched his head in confusion and said, "Are we on the weekend? Why is it so empty?"
He remembered that there were a lot of ghosts in the hall in the past. Why didn't he see any ghosts now?
"You're talking about this, they went to catch the ghost king who broke the seal." Lingjiu crossed her short legs and gnawed on the dried fish and said, "The spiritual energy has been rising crazily recently, so the seals in some places have been broken. opened."
"The ghosts that were sealed inside naturally escaped, so now they are going to catch the ghosts."
"Oh, so that's how it is." Ling Chong nodded with sudden realization. The ghost king who broke the seal should be similar to the two-part corpse he had encountered before.
He heard the minister say that since the path to immortality was cut off, there has been a lack of ghost missions to maintain order in the underworld, and the order has been chaotic. The ghosts have gone to the mortal world to cause chaos. But for those ghosts that can only be trapped but not eliminated, the cultivators in the mortal world have chosen Seal them in various ways.
As time passed, the power of these seals gradually weakened, and the ghosts ran out.
"Yes, otherwise how could it be so quiet in the main hall?" Lingjiu said, spitting out a bottle of fresh milk and drinking it. Since the animals from the Lingchuan Snow Leopard Rescue, Breeding and Protection Center were sent to the bamboo forest After entering, their wages were finally paid to them. With the money they earned, they could finally buy themselves some snacks.
How can a little snow leopard grow taller without drinking more milk? So now he drinks a carton of milk every now and then to supplement his nutrition.
In order to prepare for defeating the main body and establishing the Big Tail Alliance in the future.
"Should you get me a box too?" Ling Chong couldn't help but swallowed as he saw his clone drinking milk so happily.
We are all one body, do you have the nerve to drink it yourself but not give it to him?
"Of course it shouldn't be." The clone said while drinking "Gululu": "Brothers are still clearing the accounts. What's more, this was bought with my salary. Why should I give it to you if it didn't go to Hades' account? Want to drink? If you want to drink, buy it yourself."
He is not tall to begin with. If he gives the main body another drink and makes the main body grow taller, then when will he be able to defeat the main body?
"If you don't give it, I won't give it. I'll ask a young lady to buy it for me." After hearing this, Ling Chong said with a flick of his tail. If he hadn't been working as an errand in the underworld last month, his salary should have gone to him. , then the clone should be watching him drink milk now.
But it doesn't matter if he doesn't have money, he still has a lot of young ladies, and he can get the young ladies to buy milk just by acting coquettishly.
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"You can't run away, Yin-Yang Ghost King. Now that the Immortal Road has been reopened, everything will be restored to what it was before the catastrophe. You have no way to go to heaven and no door to earth, so you can just surrender and come back with us to accept the trial." Hei Wu Chang held the soul-destroying rod and chased after him, shouting.
"Yes, if you are willing to surrender? The Emperor of Heaven may give you a lighter sentence when he sees it. Your escape will only lead to death." Niutou agreed.
This Yin-Yang Ghost King is really a powerful ghost. After being sealed for so many years, he can actually throw away some of their brothers.
No wonder the Japanese envoys here can't deal with him.
"No matter what, it's death. If you try hard, you might still survive. Do you think I will still listen to your nonsense?" The Yin Yang Ghost King who kept running sneered. He knew best what he had done.
If he hadn't committed so many crimes, he might have been arrested easily.
But even if you know what you have done? He couldn't stop like this.
"Stubborn guy." Ma Mian said angrily when he saw this: "It seems that the only way is to punish this guy on the spot."
"Yes, he is resisting like this. This is the only way to do it." Hei Wuchang nodded and said: "Go and ask the city gods and land from various places for help, and we must rectify the Yin and Yang Ghost King on the spot."
"Yes, the seducer."
The Yin soldiers who heard this replied and immediately went to work.
Soon the path forward for the Yin Yang Ghost King became foggy, and the mountain road seemed to be endless.
"Where did the Mao Shen come from to stop me, the Yin Yang Ghost King, from moving forward? Do you want to die?" After discovering that the local mountain god was causing trouble, the Yin Yang Ghost King said fiercely.
"Yin Yang Ghost King, you have done many evil things and are unforgivable. We, the land/mountain gods of Woshi Mountain, are ordered by heaven to arrest you together with the seducers of the underworld. If you know what you are doing, you can quickly arrest you."
There were sounds all around the mountain, and the Yin-Yang Ghost King couldn't help but cursed: "Things who don't know life or death dare to block my way, and they want me to surrender. It's just a fool's dream."
As he spoke, he opened his mouth and spit out green will-o'-the-wisps. The surrounding fog was immediately burned to nothing, and then the Yin Qi in his hand condensed into a spear. He stabbed towards the big tree not far away, and the illusion in front of him disappeared like a broken mirror.
"What?"
When the mountain gods and earth outside the formation saw this scene, their faces showed a look of astonishment, and the threatening voice of the Yin-Yang Ghost King came to their ears: "You two hairy gods dare to stop me today, I will bear this grudge." Come on, after I get rid of those damn sinister things, I will settle this account with you."
