"Sister, I see they already know, but I'm just embarrassed to talk about it. Then sister, just avoid it." Seeing this, the deceased lady held her chin and said, "Little stupid cat, you and your friends should have fun, and sister will go out first." Just a moment."
"Okay, little sister." Ling Chong said, nodding his big head, sticking out his tongue and licking the Nine Turns Golden Pill. Immediately, a burst of majestic spiritual power entered his body, making his breath breath again. Enhanced by one point.
"This big fat cat..."
Seeing this scene, Han Zhongli and Tie Guali couldn't help but open their eyes wide. They didn't expect that the big fat cat would lick whenever he wanted.
"I promised little sister that I won't eat it in one bite, but if I lick it, it shouldn't be a big problem, right?" Ling Chong put away his tongue, looked around like a thief and said, "I don't think so, little sister." Keep your word, this elixir is so fragrant, it is tempting me, you have to bear witness for me."
"Is this big fat cat going to hide its ears?" Tieguai Li and Han Zhongli, who were the closest ones, couldn't help but feel speechless. The big fat cat didn't care about licking secretly, but it still said such things.
But judging from the situation just now, this Heavenly Lord loves this big fat cat so much.
This Nine Transformations Golden Elixir is probably going to be given to this big fat cat. After all, this Heavenly Lord is so familiar with a big fat cat, how could he not know his character clearly?
This is like leaving a meat bun to a dog. How can the bun be left when someone leaves?
Therefore, the golden elixir was probably given to this big fat cat by Tianzun.
"This greedy little stupid cat, I knew it." After hearing this, the deceased lady outside the hall couldn't help but shook her head, then shook her hand slightly, and Han Zhongli and Tie stood on two wooden posts in the hall. Guaili was finally able to move.
"Brother Snow Leopard, we are blind and did not realize that you have great powers."
"Yes, yes, please don't hold on to us, big cat."
The two people who found that they could move quickly said to Ling Chong with a smile.
The other party's background is really too big for them to offend. It is unwise to make enemies with the other party. It is better to use the donkey to go downhill and make friends.
"For the sake of your honesty, I won't argue with you." Ling Chong nodded and said.
"Thank you, thank you so much." After hearing this, the two people clasped their fists and said, and then looked at Ling Chong fawningly: "We have known each other for so long, but we still don't know the name of this cat brother?"
"Yeah yeah."
"Then you just listen carefully." Ling Chong looked at the two of them and said, "My surname is Ling Chong, you can just call me Ling Chong."
"Zero Chong? What a good name."
"Yes, yes, this name sounds very suitable for you, brother Ling Chong."
The two said flatteringly.
"Well, I think so too." Ling Chong nodded his big head and said: "Since you two now know that I can get the elixir, shouldn't you also prepare some for my shit shoveling lady? ?”
“I’m not talking about the nine-turn golden elixir, but at least three-turn and four-turn golden elixirs are required, right?”
"Uh, brother Lingchong. You are making things too difficult for us brothers. We two can get this kind of elixir, so what is your identity in the fairy court?" Tieguai Li cried when he heard this.
"Yes, yes, and the Immortal Emperor only asked the two of us to work, but he didn't give us anything. We two are so poor that we have nothing." Han Zhongli said.
This is the cave of another Heavenly Lord, and they are not afraid that the other party will hear bad things about the Immortal Emperor here. No matter how powerful the Immortal Emperor is, he would not dare to touch his hands here.
"If this is the case, then how are you going to help my little sister become an immortal?" Ling Chong heard this and muttered: "This Immortal Emperor is too stingy, and he also said that my little sister, the shit shoveler, used to be an immortal. , Miss Sister has contributed to the Immortal Court in her previous life. After reincarnation, she will only send you two to verbally convert her into an immortal, and she will not send any elixir."
"There is no sincerity at all. Immortal Court is too cold-blooded. Even if the young lady becomes an immortal in a place like this, I have to tell the young lady not to go."
"Well, neither of us heard anything."
"That's right, I didn't hear anything."
After hearing this, Han Zhongli and Tieguai Li quickly pretended to be ostriches, saying that their people knew nothing and heard nothing.
Although it does make sense for them to stop first, they didn't dare to say it directly like the other party. They only dared to complain silently in their hearts. Otherwise, if the boss found out, the two of them would probably be beaten to pieces. Skinned.
"Okay, you two can go back now. I want to talk to the young lady about some small topics. It's no longer convenient for you two to stay here." Seeing that the two of them did not agree, Ling Chong was a little disappointed.
These two guys were so poor that they didn't even agree with him, which made it impossible for him to catch them.
Sure enough, the gods are all bad guys, not as honest as him.
"Brother Ling Chong, we two want to leave, but we have to be able to do so." Tieguai Li said.
"Yes, without your help, I'm afraid it would be difficult to even get out of the main hall door." Han Zhongli nodded.
If the two of them go out now, who knows, will they be arrested and locked up for decades?
After all, it was a big taboo for them to suddenly break into Tianzun's cave without even a greeting card.
"Why is there such trouble? Are you too careful?" Ling Chong, who secretly licked the Nine-turn Golden Elixir again, said angrily. He drew his big tail twice in the void, and a big circle came out: "Okay. , you two don’t have to worry if you go out here, right? You said you two are gods, do you need to be so timid? "
Even a god is less courageous than him.
He had never been afraid when a cat entered the Fairy Garden. What did the two of them fear every time?
"Thank you brother Ling Chong, thank you very much."
Seeing the familiar big circle, the two couldn't help but said gratefully, and then jumped in one after another.
Great, with this big circle they don't have to leave through the front entrance.
"It tastes really good, so delicious." Ling Chong licked the golden elixir. After seeing the two people leaving, he quickly closed his mouth and stopped licking.
"You keep licking, little stupid cat, why don't you keep licking? Aren't you eating very enthusiastically?" The deceased lady said angrily after seeing Ling Chong stop.
"No, it's nothing." After hearing this, Ling Chong shook his head quickly, held up the Nine Turns Golden Pill with both paws and said, "Little sister, I'll give the Golden Pill back to you, I've already finished reading it for them."
"You've already eaten it secretly, why are you giving it to your sister? Do you want her to eat your saliva?" The deceased lady grabbed Ling Chong's big round face angrily and said, "You greedy little stupid cat, keep it yourself. Eat slowly."
"Sister knows that if you lend the elixir to you, you will never come back."
"Really? That young lady is so nice." Ling Chong said as his round face was being pinched. He was so happy to have earned a Nine-turn Golden Pill for nothing.
"You little stupid cat, remember, you can just take this elixir yourself."
"Don't give it to other people, otherwise she will explode and die? Don't blame my sister for not telling you." The deceased lady looked at Ling Chong's happy look and said.
As soon as this little stupid cat got something good, he went to share it with his sister. If she didn't tell this little stupid cat this time, what would happen if he took the elixir to share it again? She didn't want to be resented by this stupid little cat.
"Yeah, I understand, little sister. I will definitely be obedient." Ling Chong, who originally planned to share it with the shit shovel girl and the breeder girl, quickly gave up the idea after hearing this.
"That's so good." Miss Sister of the Dead touched Ling Chong's head, lifted Ling Chong up and said, "Since you little stupid cat is here, then stay here with sister. How about it?"
"Okay, okay, but I have to let Taiwei go back and talk to the shit shoveling officer. Miss, do you think it's okay?" Ling Chong asked as he licked the golden elixir.
"Of course, you can send Tai Tai over. As for you, just stay with my sister." The deceased lady said with a smile.
"Why are you the only two gods who came out? Where did the big cat go?" At the door of the villa, Zou Linlin looked at Tieguai Li and Han Zhongli who came out of the big circle, then looked at the shrunken circle and asked road.
"Brother Lingchong has been talking to that being inside for a while, and I guess he won't be able to come back." Tieguai Li explained after hearing this.
"Yes, yes." Han Zhongli agreed.
"Like this?" Zou Linlin couldn't help but nodded when she heard this and said, "How do the two of you plan to make me become an immortal quickly?"
"Of course I have to choose a suitable skill for you. Although there are no elixirs or grasses in Xianting, there are still some skills." After hearing this, Tieguai Li smiled and started to remove the elixirs and herbs one by one from the inside of his sleeves. I took out the jade tube outside.
"Yes, the reason why you practice so slowly now is because you didn't choose the right technique. If you had chosen the right technique, your cultivation speed would go up quickly." Han Zhongli agreed, and Yu The tubes were handed to Zou Linlin one by one: "Just take a look at which volume you want to study, and then tell us. We will explain the key points of practice to you."
"Yes, with the two of us helping you answer the questions, we guarantee that your conversion speed will be faster." Tieguai Li said.
"Then I'll take a look first and then reply to you two." Zou Linlin said after seeing the piles of jade tubes.
"Okay, okay." The two nodded and said, Zou Linlin picked up the jade tube and put it close to her forehead.
Soon a series of messages entered Zou Linlin's mind. A few minutes later, Zou Linlin put down the technique in her hands and looked at the two people in front of her and said:
"Two gods, did you give me the wrong technique?"
"No, these are all techniques given to us by the Immortal Emperor. There is absolutely no problem." Tieguai Li said.
"Yes, little girl, do you think there is anything wrong with our technique?" Han Zhongli followed.
"I just took a look at it and found that the techniques given by the two gods seem to be very simple. They are not as profound as the techniques I am practicing now." Zou Linlin said after hearing this.
It turned out that she was full of expectations for Xianting's skills, but after reading it again, she found that the skills she stopped first were very weak, and they were not as good as the skills she practiced by herself. This really disappointed her.
"This is impossible, this technique was given to me by His Majesty the late Emperor."
"Yes, this technique cannot be said to be very profound. But the techniques in the mortal world are definitely incomparable."
After the two listened, they spoke.
Are you kidding? The skills they stopped first are not as good as the skills the other party practiced in the mortal world? Don't let people laugh to death if you spread this word.
"This is true, two gods." Zou Linlin said seriously as she looked at the two of them.
"Little girl, do you mind if you show us your skills?"
"Yeah, the two of us promise to only read a little bit and never write it down secretly." After hearing this, the two people saw that Zou Linlin didn't look like she was faking it, so they said.
"No problem." Zou Linlin nodded after hearing this, then took out a simple jade tube from the storage bag and handed it to the two of them.
After the two took it, they looked at it first, and then Tieguai Li picked it up and put it in front of his forehead.
In the haziness, Tieguai Li only heard the shouts of thousands of troops, followed by countless weapons sweeping in from all directions, and his face turned pale with fright.
But that wasn't what frightened him the most. What frightened him the most was the figure of the thousands of troops. What kind of figure was that? Just one glance made him tremble all over and dare not look directly.
"You, Xiao Xiao, dare to peek at my martial arts? Get out!"
The thunderous scolding was like the power of heaven and earth. Under the gazes of Zou Linlin and Han Zhongli, the simple jade tube released a dazzling golden light. Tieguai Li, who was alive and powerful one second, turned into a flying cannonball the next second. out.
"Ah..." Han Zhongli opened his mouth in shock when he saw this scene. Looking at the fallen ancient jade tube, his expression changed instantly.
A jade tube that can eject iron crutches and plums shows that such a jade tube is definitely not simple. It may have been left behind by a great elder.
"Why did this god fly out? What happened?" Zou Linlin couldn't help being stunned when she saw this, and then picked up the jade tube.
My mother said that even if the big cat loses this jade tube, it cannot lose it. This is the foundation for her to live and work.
But it needs to be kept well, if it gets smashed, my mother will probably scold her to death.
But this god is so weak, he was actually bounced away by the jade tube. As expected, Big Cat's suspicion is justified.
"I'm not sure. I'll go over and see this girl first. You wait here for me." Han Zhongli said after coming back to his senses, and then quickly flew in the direction where Tieguai Li disappeared. He dared I'm sure the other party must have seen something before flying out, otherwise it wouldn't have turned out like this.
(The book is here and will be finished soon. In the next book, I plan to write about Fat Orange who wants to live a leisurely life: a Fat Orange who was reborn in the zoo and was released into the zoo. After being released, he encountered an evolutionary creature descended from the sky several times in the zoo. Finally, A story about a major accident in the human world and having to leave the human world and return to the forest.)
