"Since you two are here to overcome the calamity and become immortals, shouldn't you show some expression? Otherwise, the young lady will not be able to become an immortal." Ling Chong looked at the two people who were singing together and said, he didn't care about it today. Are these two guys here to help the young lady become an immortal, or are they here to deceive the young lady?
Anyway, he didn't see them coming up with elixirs or good things, so there was no way he would believe them so easily.
"Wait a minute, Big Cat, please let us two bring out some good things. We are here to transform her into an immortal." said the bald beggar.
"Yes, yes, this kind of opportunity is not available to ordinary people. Are you still asking us to give you benefits?" said the beggars scattered around. This is the first time they have seen someone looking for them after so many years of life. To be beneficial.
They didn't ask for favors from each other, so that's pretty good, okay?
"No matter how you practice, young lady, you will definitely become an immortal in the end. What does it matter whether you can survive or not?" Ling Chong looked at the two of them and said, "But the identities of you two guys are very doubtful. You two said that you Are the two gods from heaven the same as gods from heaven? What evidence is there?"
"This is the evidence." The beggar on crutches said. Under Ling Chong's gaze, he returned to his original appearance. But in fact, he didn't return to his original appearance. He just changed his clothes and looked less sloppy.
The beggar fanning beside him also changed. After his transformation, his image was much better than the other one.
"How's it going? Do we two look like gods? Big cats." The two asked Ling Chong.
"You two just changed your clothes and you said you are gods? How can you be so stupid? It's just changing clothes, I can do it too." Ling Chong said, shaking his body, his own clothes appeared on his body. Little vest.
"Then how do you want the two of us to prove it?" The two people who were criticized said speechlessly. This big fat cat was a little bit dead-set. He just said that they were gods, and now he said that they are not gods.
"It's very simple. As long as you can bring out the peaches or elixirs, it will prove that you two are indeed gods." Ling Chong looked at the two people and said, since they are gods who come to save people, their status must not be low. , don’t tell him that there are no elixirs or peaches.
"Big cat, the elixir doesn't fall from the sky, and the peaches are not weeds growing on the road. How can we have them on our bodies?"
"Yes, and in the face of the last catastrophe, we ate all the elixirs on our bodies and saved our lives. Do you want us to take out the elixirs again?" Two people? The man spread his hands helplessly.
"Then do you have any other ways to prove that you are gods in the sky?" Ling Chong was slightly disappointed when he heard this, and then asked.
"Do you think this can prove our identity?" The bald beggar said, and took out an immortal tablet from his arms. The Eight Immortals were written on the front, and the three characters "Tieguai Li" were written on the back.
"Tieguai Li?" Ling Chong looked at the words on the Wangxian card and said, "So your name is Tieguai Li."
"Yes, I am Tieguai Li, one of the Eight Immortals, and the other is Immortal Friend Zhongli of Han Dynasty." Tieguai Li said, straightening his back.
"But I thought it was the Antarctic Immortal who came, or the three stars of good fortune, wealth and longevity descended to earth. It turns out it's you two." Hearing this, Ling Chong said with some disgust: "One of you two has no elixir, and the other one has no spiritual power." Medicine, what are you doing here?"
The Eight Immortals are the eight poorest gods. It would be great if they look for young ladies to eat and drink for free. Do you still want them to give you money? It’s almost a no-brainer.
Why would the Immortal Emperor send such a person down? It's just too bad.
"Big cat, we are also the Eight Immortals after all, okay? Can you give me some face? Why do you look so disgusted?" Han Zhongli said.
"That's right. If you have the ability, you can show it to us first." Tieguai Li agreed.
They have been traveling around for so many years, but this is the first time they have been looked down upon by a cat.
"Although I don't have an elixir, if I want it? I can still get it. I'm not as poor as you two." Ling Chong looked at the two of them and said.
"You're such a big cat, you can only tell lies if you pull out your teeth from the tiger's mouth, right?"
"Yes, if you are really that powerful, just bring out the elixir and show it to us."
Hearing this, Tieguai, Li Han and Zhongli shook their heads and said.
"Don't provoke me yet. I'm telling you it's useless. If you guys have the ability, just follow me."
"I'll take you to a place and have a look, and you will know how powerful I am." Ling Chong listened and raised his head and said.
Although he doesn't have the elixir, the young lady must have it.
If the other party has the courage, just go with him.
"Oh, you're such a big cat, you're so talkative. We want to see where you plan to take us?"
"Yes, Big Cat, you lead the way."
The two said with a smile.
"Little sister, please wait for me here for a moment, let me prove my power to the two of them." Ling Chong turned his head and said to Zou Linlin, and raised his tail to draw a big circle in the air.
"Then remember to come back early, Big Cat." Zou Linlin said with a smile, having already guessed where Ling Chong planned to take the two Eight Immortals.
"Yeah." Ling Chong nodded his head and said to Tieguai Li and Han Zhongli on the side: "If you have the courage, come with me. If you don't have the courage, just forget it. You don't have to come with me. "
After saying that, without giving the two of them time to talk, they turned around and got in.
"You, a big cat, look down on us two. Are we still afraid to go?"
"That's right, the two of us are coming."
The two people who heard this got into the circle, and then they were dumbfounded.
This part of the world has a beautiful environment, with birds singing and flowers fragrant, many floating islands floating in the sky, and Pegasus and fairy birds constantly flying around.
Not far away, pairs of black-armored guards were rushing towards this side.
"No, this is the secret realm of a certain Heavenly Lord. This hateful big fat cat actually led us to such a dangerous place. If we came in without an invitation, wouldn't it be over?" Tieguai Li He said with a dark face, trying to open the secret realm and run out.
But when he used all his wisdom to shoot towards the void, he was surprised to find that this space was incredibly hard, and it was not a place where he could come and go as he pleased.
"This space is extremely solid and cannot be opened by you or me. Now we are in trouble." Han Zhongli looked at the black-armored soldiers flying in the distance and said: "This big fat cat is probably the pet of this Tianzun. We'd better be careful."
"I heard that cats are very small-minded and extremely vindictive."
"I understand." Tieguai Li nodded and replied, and the black-armored soldiers came in front of them. When the two saw this, they quickly clasped their fists and bowed: "Hello, fellow immortal soldiers, we two are the Eight Immortals. I followed a big cat here this time, and I didn’t intrude for no reason, so please forgive me.”
"Yes, yes. Immortal soldiers."
"Following a big cat?" After hearing this, the black-armored soldiers looked at each other and said:
"Since we came here with His Highness, please two of us go to the main hall with us."
"Okay, then I'll ask you fellow immortals to lead the way." Han Zhongli said, security guard, and the two of them followed the black armored soldiers.
"This group of immortal soldiers calls that big fat cat His Highness. The status of this big fat cat here is not low. Isn't this the territory of some demon emperor?" Han Zhongli thought about what the black armored soldier said just now. , sent a message to Tieguai Li Dao.
"There is so much immortal energy here, it definitely can't be the demon world, and the emperor of the demon world has been dead for so many years. How could the owner here be the demon emperor?" Tieguai Li heard the words and said: "This is definitely a place belonging to the Heavenly Lord. Taoist government, as for this big stupid cat, maybe his name is His Highness."
"What you said makes sense." Han Zhongli nodded after hearing this, and a magnificent hall appeared in front of the two of them.
Looking at the main hall, the two discussed again:
"Have you ever seen this main hall? I don't remember anyone in the fairy world who would be so naive as to hang up such signs everywhere."
"You haven't seen me, of course you haven't seen me either."
"Then what should we do? Can we get in or not?"
"After all the nonsense, do you think it's possible for us not to go in? Let's go in honestly."
"Your Majesty, two Eight Immortals broke into the cave. They said they came with His Highness." The black-armored army escorted the two to the entrance of the main hall and reported respectfully.
"Yes, yes, the two of them came with me. I was just wondering where they went to play, but I didn't expect that you would find them." Ling Chong was enjoying the massage service in the main hall when he heard The words came out immediately.
"Since we are friends of His Highness, I will retreat first." The black-armored soldiers said respectfully after hearing this.
"Go, go. Just do whatever you need to do." Ling Chong waved his paws and said, "And how many times have I told you, your Majesty, not to keep telling my Highness to know?"
"Yes, Your Majesty." After hearing this, the black-armored army replied and left one after another.
"It's over, it's over, brother. Now we have directly entered the territory of this big fat cat." Tieguai Li Chuanyin said: "We must be careful."
"I understand without you having to tell me, but first we have to get through the difficulties in front of us." Han Zhongli replied.
"What are you two talking about? Don't you suspect that I'm telling lies? Come in quickly, I just told the young lady and asked her to bring out an elixir for you to see." Ling Chong looked at the two and said.
"You don't need to read it when you sign the contract. In fact, neither of us has ever doubted the authenticity of your words." Tieguai Li said with a wry smile. The other party has such a high status, how can you just look at something like this? They were afraid that they would go back if their lives were lost.
"Yes, yes, it would be too strange to see it." Han Zhongli nodded, smiling more ugly than crying.
"No, no, since you said it, I must take you to see it, otherwise you will think I am lying." After hearing this, Ling Chong grabbed one of them with one paw and pulled them into the hall.
As soon as the two people who were being pulled walked into the main entrance, their expressions changed. A strong pressure suppressed the two of them and they couldn't speak at all. They looked at the people sitting in the hall in horror, and subconsciously wanted to run away. .
But his body was uncontrollably frozen in place.
"Little stupid cat, are these the two friends you know? It seems that they are not very happy." After seeing the two people come in, the deceased lady said with a smile.
Han Zhongli and Tie Guali, who came in immediately, trembled immediately.
Did they finally know where they were coming from?
Why does this big fat cat have such a close relationship with this being? If they had known they were coming here, they wouldn't have come here no matter what.
Who is this person? This is a man who can bring down the sky.
"No, little sister, look at the two of them, aren't they very happy? Please lend me the elixir quickly."
"Little sister, I want them to know that I won't lie. It's just an elixir. There must be some." Hearing this, Ling Chong didn't care what the two of them looked like now. He only knew that he came here to borrow the elixir from the young lady. As long as he borrowed the elixir, he would have proved that he was not lying.
"Okay, okay, it's just an elixir. I'll lend it to you, sister." Looking at the young lady, she smiled and stretched out her hand to reveal a golden and round elixir.
Tieguai Li and Han Zhongli saw that their pupils were different. They swallowed subconsciously, but quickly stopped their physiological reactions. Can they eat what this being brought out? This is unthinkable.
"It smells so good, little sister, what kind of elixir is this? As soon as I smelled it, I felt like eating it." After taking a sniff, Ling Chong couldn't help but swallow his saliva. If he hadn't gotten it yet, he would have eaten it now. I want to swallow it directly.
"This is the nine-turn golden elixir refined by Taishang Laojun. Of course, this golden elixir is not an ordinary golden elixir." The deceased lady handed the golden elixir to Ling Chong and said, "You little stupid cat can't Don't think about taking it secretly, this elixir is too powerful and cannot be swallowed by ordinary golden immortals. It must be digested slowly by holding it in your mouth."
"Miss, I'm a good and upright cat. You can't doubt my character. I said I won't eat secretly, so I won't eat secretly." After hearing this, Ling Chong said righteously, and took the pill. Walked in front of Hanzhongli and Tieguai Li: "Did you see it? This is the elixir. You two also say that you are gods, but you are so poor that you don't even have a nine-turn golden elixir. You are much worse than my little sister." Yes."
"Isn't this nonsense? Can the two of us compare with this existence?" The two people who heard this cursed angrily.
(End of chapter)
