"You little thieving cat, do you dare to be so arrogant and slander our Immortal Court?" the Immortal Emperor asked, carrying some loose items. This little thieving cat is quite durable. After being spanked for so long, his butt is not swollen. Look at it. It seems that having more meat on the butt is very beneficial.
"I don't dare, I don't dare. I won't dare to say that Immortal Court is a bad place next time." He felt his butt numb and said, "How could there be such a stingy Immortal Emperor?" I just said a few words casually.
Does the other party care about him? And it was too bad to beat him. Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. The other party reminded him that one day he would avenge this revenge.
"It seems that you, a little thieving cat, still know how to be afraid." The Immortal Emperor threw away the pieces and said: "Don't let me hear you say such things next time, otherwise I will deal with you once I see you. , I’ll spank you once when I hear one sentence. Did you, little thief cat, hear this?”
"I heard it, I heard it." Lingshi nodded his little head and kept muttering in his heart: "I must practice well. When the time comes, I will arrest you and beat you like this. How dare you let me do it in front of my little sister?" With a face like this in front of me, I will definitely get it back."
"Are you not convinced that your voice is so small?" The Immortal Emperor looked at Ling Shi and said with a smile.
Ling Shi suddenly felt a chill and followed the tail to the back of the boat. He quickly said, "I'm convinced, I'm very convinced. You can see how convinced I am by how loud my voice is."
"That's good. If you are not convinced, then I plan to show you two more times to make you completely convinced." The Immortal Emperor said with a smile.
"Don't... don't, don't, I'm not your opponent, you can't bully me like this anymore." After hearing this, Lingshi looked around and shouted: "Little sister, he has already beaten me, and now he is still I will be beaten a second time. If you don’t come back, I will be beaten to death.”
"What nonsense are you talking about, you little thieving cat? How can I beat you a second time?" After hearing this, the Immortal Emperor suddenly panicked and quickly explained: "I just said that if you are not convinced, I will fight with you again. It's just a gesture. I said I'd beat you there, but you can't make trouble here."
When the little thieving cat yelled like this, the two fellow Taoists didn't think he wanted to skin the little thieving cat.
Even though the two fellow Taoists agreed with him to beat up this little thieving cat, if he dared to be cruel, he would probably have several of his men lying on the ground in a few days.
"You said you wanted to beat me up, and I didn't lie." Seeing that the Immortal Emperor was scared, Lingshi immediately became energetic.
Sure enough, the other person was still afraid, and the young lady didn't dare to do anything harsh to him.
Otherwise, when he called out like this, the other party wouldn't be able to panic like this.
"You little thieving cat..." After hearing this, the Immortal Emperor scolded angrily: "Forget it, I am too lazy to argue with you, this little thieving cat. I gave you a good beating and my anger has almost disappeared. But if you, the little thieving cat, dare to stir up trouble next time, I will never forgive you lightly."
"You have to remember that if I can hit you once, I will definitely hit you a second time."
After saying that, he left directly.
Don't give Lingshi a chance to continue, otherwise he will worry that Lingshi will give him trouble again.
"Young lady, have you seen it? Am I very powerful? I scared him away just by shouting a few words." Seeing the scattered pieces of the Immortal Emperor fleeing, he ran to Zhu Xiaoqing very proudly and said, if not If he had just been beaten, he would have looked even more proud now.
"It's awesome, but the price you pay is a swollen butt." After the Immortal Emperor left, Zhu Xiaoqing was finally able to move. She touched Lin Chong's big head and smiled helplessly.
Although the bad guy Kitty Cat is going to be very powerful now, he was not like this just now.
"It's okay. I've been hit twice for my thick skin. It's okay. Besides, he didn't dare to hit me really hard." Lingshi said proudly: "I'm the little sister's darling. He won't give me anything." Face, do you still dare to give face to young lady?"
"So, you little stupid cat, you just use your sister's name to cause trouble everywhere, right?" As soon as Ling Shi finished speaking, a man dressed in red appeared next to Ling Shi.
Zhu Xiaoqing, who was touching Zhu Xiaoqing, found that she couldn't move again, and she suddenly felt like crying. Who had she provoked? How come she was always the one getting hurt?
"No, no." Lingshi shook his head after hearing this and said, "I have never done what the young lady said. I was just telling the truth."
"Look at the fairy garden. It's old and dilapidated. Look at the atmosphere. It's stuffy and boring. How can it be better than the little sister's palace?" He said to the deceased little sister in a fawning manner, while using his big tail to support Zhu Xiaoqing's body. , lest she become too tired to maintain this position.
Zhu Xiaoqing, who was being dragged, was very relieved to hear that he finally didn't hurt the kitten in vain, and knew that he could help relieve her pressure when she couldn't move.
But if Kitty Cat could avoid attracting these people, she thought her pressure would be even less.
"You little stupid cat not only used your sister's name to cause trouble, but you also lied to girls everywhere." Seeing this scene, the deceased lady angrily picked up the loose items, and this carefree little cat While talking to him, he actually had the leisure to take care of other girls.
"Young lady, you can't say that. How can you call it a lie if you agree with me?" Ling Shi, who had been lifted up and slipped away, explained: "Miss Zhu Xiaoqing takes care of me and gives me food. Isn't it right for me to take care of her?" Something about that?”
"Little sister, didn't you teach me that as a cat, you should repay kindness in return?"
"You little stupid cat, do you have too many sisters? Are you remembering it wrong? Think carefully about whether your sister has taught you this sentence? She wants you to practice well and be lazy and sleep less. You should change your greedy habit." The deceased lady said angrily when she heard this. It seems that some sisters really talk too much, and this little stupid cat can actually say that she said things she didn't say. .
Hearing this, Ling Shi couldn't help but sweatdropped, but after thinking about it, it was useless to explain, so he admitted generously:
"Maybe my memory is wrong. Who made me so handsome? I can't help attracting young ladies all the time."
"Are you sure that this little stupid cat like you attracts girls because you are handsome?" The deceased lady was speechless when she heard this. Can a fat cat like him be described as handsome? Not even in the whole world, I couldn't find a fatter cat than him.
"Of course, I am a flower at the Lingchuan Snow Leopard Rescue, Breeding and Conservation Center. I am the most handsome snow leopard. I was once rated as the most handsome snow leopard in the world." Ling Shi chattered, as if he wanted to take all his honors. Just tell them all.
"Okay, okay, you little stupid cat, you can stop talking for a moment. You said so much at once, don't you know what to do with your mouth?" the deceased lady said speechlessly.
"It's a bit dry." Lingshi nodded and said, "Miss, did you miss me, so you came here to see me?"
"No, I just came here to see if you have a long memory." The deceased lady touched the scattered buttocks and said, "By the way, I want to see if your buttocks have been swollen?"
"Of course not. I'm just telling you my little sister's name. Even if he dares to hit her, will he dare to beat her until she gets swollen?" Lingshi said proudly.
The deceased lady looked speechless. Although this little stupid cat was a little stupid, it seemed that after knowing that she loved him very much, he seemed a little fearless.
"You little stupid cat can only talk with your mouth, but it means nothing in a fight." The deceased lady threw away the pieces and said: "Sister, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense to you. Please be more careful with your mouth next time. , even if you say bad things about others, you have to do it in a more private place?"
"Yes, little sister." Lingshi nodded when he heard this. From now on, the next time he speaks ill of someone, he will do it out of earshot.
"That's enough, sister, let's go first." The deceased lady said.
"Yes, little sister." Lingshi nodded his big head and said.
"Farewell to the Empress." The Barefoot Immortal on the side saw it and bowed quickly.
He had been standing there awkwardly for a long time, and now he finally found a chance to speak.
"Yes." After the deceased lady glanced at the Barefoot Immortal, she disappeared.
The barefoot immortal felt his scalp numb as he was being looked at. The look the empress gave him just now seemed to be a warning to him. Did he go too far and make the empress angry? But he didn't say anything.
This little fat cat is a little too pampered.
"How are you, little sister? Are you okay? Is your back sore? Do you want me to give you a good pounding?" After the deceased little sister left, Zhu Xiaoqing was finally saved. Ling Shi came over immediately after seeing her. , helped Zhu Xiaoqing sit down with his big tail.
"It's okay. Sister, how can a cultivator be so easily sore?" Zhu Xiaoqing was a little helpless after hearing this, but she still said happily, rubbing her scattered little head.
Look at how sensible the kitten is. It's hurting now.
"That's good, that's good." Lingshi said happily after hearing this.
"How are you, kitten? Does your butt hurt?"
"Would you like me, sister, to rub this little kitten of yours?"
"No need, little sister, my skin is very thick and it won't hurt." Hearing this, Ling Shi waved his paws and said, suddenly realizing that the voice didn't seem to come from Zhu Xiaoqing's mouth, but from himself. It came out later.
"Why is there another one?" Zhu Xiaoqing's body that had just sat down suddenly froze on the spot.
She just wanted to stretch her muscles a little, why was it so troublesome? Isn’t Kitty Cat’s awesome sister a bit too much?
"I have met Empress Houtu." The Barefoot Immortal, who was just thinking about what he should do in the future, bowed quickly when he saw Empress Houtu appearing.
"No need to be polite." Seeing this, Empress Houtu smiled and waved her hand, looking at Lingshi and said: "Little cat, are you not happy to see your sister coming over? Why are you pointing your butt at your sister?"
"Sister, didn't you want to see if my butt was swollen, so I didn't turn around." Ling Shi said weakly after hearing this.
When he asked the two young ladies to come to the rescue just now, neither of them came.
After he was beaten, the two ladies were more diligent than the other.
"Then sister, let me help you take a look." After hearing this, Empress Houtu smiled and waved, and the loose items flew up directly and was carried away by Empress Houtu: "Sister, I took a look and found that you are a little kitten. My son’s butt is so fat, not to mention it’s injured, there’s not even a mark on it.”
"Really? That's great." Ling Shi was weak and stubborn.
"When you little kitten saw your sister, it was completely opposite to when you saw your sister." Empress Houtu turned over the scattered items, pinched his big round face and said, "What's wrong? It's my fault that my sister didn't show up in time to save you." Didn’t this little stupid cat let you get spanked?”
"No, no. How dare he blame the young lady?" Ling Shi shook his head after hearing this.
"Your dissatisfaction has given you away." Houtu Empress touched her big head and said, "The reason why my sister didn't show up is because you are a little kitten who always tries to avoid everything. You said, you don’t know how to restrain yourself from everything, and that’s what caused this disaster.”
"You are also a big cat. It's time to learn to be more independent and stop being so naive and romantic."
"Sisters can protect you for a while, but they can't protect you forever. Do you understand that?"
"Yeah, I understand." Ling Shi said, nodding his head.
It turns out that the young lady asked him to keep a low profile. He said why didn’t the young lady come out to save him?
"It's good to know." After hearing this, Empress Houtu smiled and said, "Then go back with your sister. You are now the Leopard Emperor of the Underworld. Why can't you be away from your own territory often?"
"But I'm just a clone. Miss, shouldn't you catch the main body?" Ling Shi said weakly. He is just a little tail. Can Miss, catch him? If you want to catch it, you should also catch the main body.
"That makes sense. Then you should stay here and I'll take your body into the underworld. It's time to go back after he's been wandering around for so long." After hearing this, Empress Houtu put it down. He said while grabbing the scattered hand.
"Hmm, little sister, hurry up and don't let the bad guy escape." Ling Shi reminded after hearing this.
"Okay, sister understands." Houtu Empress touched the pieces and said with a smile, then disappeared again.
"How are you, little sister?" Ling Shi quickly asked Zhu Xiaoqing after seeing her.
"Sister is fine now, but I just want to lie down quietly in case your little sister comes again." After hearing this, Zhu Xiaoqing said helplessly, and it would be better to sit on the ground, at least after sitting on the ground, he will not She was so tired, otherwise how could she bear it if Kitty and Cat's sisters came one after another?
"All the ladies are here, and they won't come again. Don't worry, Miss." Ling Shi said after hearing this.
"Really? You didn't lie to your sister, did you?" Zhu Xiaoqing asked after confirming again and again.
"I promise." Lingshi said, holding up his little paw?
"That's alright, sister, I believe you." Zhu Xiaoqing smiled when he heard this, touched his big head and got up, and said to the Barefoot Immortal: "Master, are you going to give me the distance technique next? "
"Yes." After hearing this voice, the Barefoot Immortal nodded and said.
(End of chapter)
