"Boom boom"
"Boom boom"
"Warmly celebrate the successful opening of Hades Snack Street. Let us thank the king and all the military lords who helped."
"Now we invite our most beloved king to speak. Please applaud quickly."
While Ling Chong and Zou Linlin were chatting, as the ingredients were moved to the food street, the food street was officially opened.
As the head chef of a food street, he raised a large loudspeaker and shouted, then stepped aside and gave up the central position to Lingyi and Lingsi who came up.
The onlookers applauded quickly when they saw this. In the midst of their applause, Lingyi said: "The original intention of building the food street in the underworld is to hope that everyone can live as colorful a life underground as in the mortal world. Rather than just wandering around bored all day long.”
"Starting from today, factories will be built in Hades one after another. You can go in and work to make money. After you have money, you can get a pass to play in the mortal world without being hunted by special departments and ghosts. ."
These ghosts don't need to eat or work and won't be tired. It would be best to build some factories here. You can arrange something for them to do, so that they will not be bored all day long, and you can also make money for the underworld.
Lingyi felt that he was such a clever little guy, that he could actually think of such a good idea.
"Are you working in Hades? Don't you still have to be workers? We have to work while we are alive, why do we have to work even after we die?" After hearing this, a ghost muttered, why did the king say this? Did his words remind him of the evil capitalists? Obviously they are all dead.
"Are you stupid? Your Majesty said that ghosts who want to earn money for traveling to the room should make money. Ghosts like us who have a house to live in here and lie down all day don't need to work as long as they don't want to go up." A ghost reminded me.
"Yes, and it's good to work down there. I passed away at a young age, and it's not easy for my wife to raise two children. If I can make money down there, it can alleviate their pressure." A rough man wearing a caring T-shirt said.
"Okay, brother, you are still a fool. Even if you are in Hades, you still have to support your family, Hukou."
"Yes, we can't compare." The other ghosts said.
"The opening ceremony is over here. Let's get ready to welcome the first batch of tourists. Remember not to scare them, you know? They paid 10,000 yuan to travel." Lingyi took scissors and cut off the big red flower. , said to the many ghosts.
"Yes, Your Majesty."
The ghosts who heard this nodded and said, and left one after another to avoid blocking the road.
"What if your Majesty's tourists from the mortal world want to spend money here? How should we set the price?"
"Yes, Your Majesty, you haven't set the price for the ingredients yet." The chefs asked after hearing this.
"The price issue is easy to solve. For example, a prince charge them 100 yuan for octopus balls, and then charge the same price for a piece of stinky tofu."
"As for other foods, just look at the prices. Anyway, 100 yuan is the lowest consumption level." Ling Si heard this and said to the chefs in the food court. This is the underworld instead of the mortal world. I want to stay here. Of course, you have to pay a lot of money to eat.
"A 100-yuan octopus ball? Are you trying to steal the money, Kitty Cat?" Zou Linlin, who came over after hearing the voice, asked Ling Yi.
The most expensive octopus balls are only a few dozen yuan per serving, right? Kittens and cats are actually being counted per piece, which is a money grab.
"Miss, we are not robbing money, we are doing business." Lingsi raised his head and said: "This is the underworld, not the mortal world, so it is normal for us to sell things more expensively."
"Yes, little sister, and people who can travel are rich. 100 yuan for an octopus ball is nothing to them." Lingyi echoed, saving money is so troublesome. , and will be criticized by the ladies, but it is different for them to do business this way, with "clearly marked prices". Those tourists who come can eat if they want to, and they don't force them if they don't want to.
"But it's too expensive for you, isn't it?" Zou Linlin said. This theory is correct, but the cats and kittens are killing pigs too fiercely.
"I think the price is not bad, little sister. You have to know that we are not making money now for ourselves, but to repay the money of the believers who built the temple as soon as possible." Ling Chong heard the words and explained.
"Yes, yes." After hearing this, Ling Yi and Ling Si quickly echoed and secretly made a big tail gesture towards Ling, showing that the other party was really smart.
I can think of such a good excuse to explain to the young lady.
"That's it, fine, but you must clearly mark the price, you know? You must not bully customers with the help of the store. If you really want to develop Hades, you can't do a one-time deal." Zou Linlin finished listening. , said to Ling Chong and Ling Yi Ling Si.
"Yes! Little sister. We promise to listen to you." After hearing this, the snow leopards, one big and two small, immediately raised their paws and said. Zou Linlin nodded with satisfaction when she saw it.
At this moment, there was a sound of bells shaking, and a door appeared in the food street.
"Clang, clang, clang, clang!"
"Everyone, please follow the team closely and don't get separated."
After the door opened, Nanako's voice came. As a tour guide from the human world to the underworld, today was her first day as a guide, so he planned to let other angels take a good look at what it means to be professional?
"Is there only one door between the human world and Hades? It's so magical."
"Yeah, I don't know what Hades is like?"
Hearing Nanako's words, the young people following behind said curiously.
"Hey! Kings, why are you here? Do you know that I'm a tour guide today and came here to see me?" Nanako waved the red flag and saw three leopards and one person on the food street, and she suddenly burst into laughter. Ling Chong asked as he reached his side.
"Yes, we are all waiting for you here, just to give you a surprise." After hearing this, Ling Chong nodded his head without changing his expression and said: "So you have to work hard today, you know? Try to let They spend a little more money."
"Don't worry, Your Majesty, I will definitely squeeze them all out." Nanako nodded when she heard this and said: "Then, Your Majesty, I will take them to continue to play now, otherwise I won't be able to blow out the money they have. "
"Okay, you go quickly." Ling Chong nodded his head and said, Nanako reluctantly put down Ling Chong's claws.
The touch of the king's paws is completely different from that of the little king. I really want to hold the king's paws every day.
"That's Leopard Immortal." The tourists who went out said excitedly when they saw the direction Nanako was coming back from.
"No! To be precise, they should be the Leopard Immortals. Look, there are two little snow leopards next to them."
"Yes, yes, this is the first time I have seen the Leopard Immortal with my own eyes." The other tourists were very happy when they heard this, but when they saw their mobile phone signals, they were not so happy.
Because their mobile phone signal showed zero bar at this time, which meant that their plan to live broadcast the inside of Hades failed.
Then they spent 10,000 yuan to come here, and they were really just traveling. This is not acceptable. Many of them came here just to gain popularity. How could there be no signal?
So he asked Nanako, who was holding a small red flag:
"Miss Tour Guide, can I ask, why there is no internet in Hades?"
"Yes! Why is the tour guide like this? Most of us are anchors. This time we came to Hades to promote Hades to everyone. If there is no Internet, there is no way to broadcast live to everyone."
"Yes, yes, many people are curious about what Hades is like. If they watch our live broadcast and think Hades is very beautiful, more people will come next time."
"It is true that there is no Internet in Hades, but if you want it, you can have it, but you have to pay an additional 1,000 yuan for the Internet fee." Nanako, who was holding a red flag, heard this and said, "Because Hades It’s not in the same space as the human world, so it takes a lot of divine power to pull in signals from the human world, so charging you 1,000 yuan is not expensive.”
"Of course you can also choose not to use the Internet. It's the same if you shoot the video here and then upload it back."
"Um, can this be the same?" the anchors who heard this said weakly. Others were already eating meat during the live broadcast. I don't know if they can drink soup when they go back to upload the video.
Thinking of this, everyone gritted their teeth and stamped their feet, and then said, "We will give you money, and my friend will open an Internet cafe for us."
It already cost 10,000 yuan, and spending another 1,000 yuan would be nothing.
Of course, it was the little anchors who felt the pain, like the big anchors and wealthy tourists who opened the door without even blinking.
"Okay, then everyone is ready to receive the signal." Nanako, who received the money, snapped her fingers towards the team of several hundred people, and they discovered that the phone had a signal again.
Immediately, everyone excitedly started the live broadcast, playing the scene of Hades for everyone.
"This is Hades. Why do I feel that it is no different from the snack street? Are the anchors teasing us?"
"Yeah, take a look. Is the branch on the sign stinky tofu? Don't the anchors think we are fools?" After the live broadcast rooms of major anchors opened, the water friends who came in looked at the octopuses around them. Signature items such as small meatballs, stinky tofu, hand cakes and lantern cakes can’t help but complain.
This isn't Hades, it's just a food court. Although they don't read many books, they are not blind. The anchors thought that they should at least find a haunted house, okay?
"Don't worry, everyone. This is the food street of Hades, so it is normal for these delicacies to appear. When we get out from here, we can see the true appearance of Hades." The anchor saw the water in the live broadcast room After the friend's speech, he opened his mouth to explain.
"Yes, yes, don't worry, everyone." The assistant holding up his mobile phone to help take pictures also said.
Although it is surrounded by food streets, which look very much like a commercial street in the human world, they can still feel a different atmosphere here than in the human world.
"Uncle, please tell me how to sell octopus balls. Let's buy some octopus balls here. Can you show us that you are ghosts? Not people?"
The anchor looked at the nearest octopus dumpling stall and said to the boss. He said that he hadn't eaten octopus dumplings for a long time. If the water friends didn't believe it, then he would let the boss perform it. Now they should believe it. It's in Hades, not in the food court in the room, right?
"Let me show you, it doesn't matter if I'm a ghost or not, but are you sure you want an order of octopus balls? All the octopus balls we have here are priced at 600 yuan for a portion of 6 balls. ." The owner of the octopus dumpling stall said to the anchor after hearing this.
"Ah? One octopus ball costs 100 yuan?" The anchor was stunned when he heard this, but then he thought that since it was a food court in Hades, maybe there was something wrong with the octopus balls inside. He nodded and said, "Excuse me, boss, can you give me some octopus balls?"
"No problem, handsome man, do you want to pay in cash or electronically?" the boss asked with a smile, pointing to the signboard on the side, which read "No credit for small business, pay first and pick up the meal later" .
"Pay electronically, I don't have cash with me." The anchor said after hearing this, and scanned the QR code to pay.
The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene and couldn't help but discuss:
"Oh my God, now I actually believe that the anchor is from someone in the underworld who sells the octopus balls by the piece, and it's still 100 yuan each."
"Yes, only places like Hades where it is inconvenient to transport ingredients would be so expensive."
"Now that the anchor has given money, shouldn't the boss prove to us that he is a ghost and not a human being?" Compared to the octopus prince who pays 100 yuan a piece, some water friends would rather see the boss in person. Give them a show.
"Boss, we have paid the money. Can you prove that you are a ghost and not a human?" The assistant saw the speech of the water friends in the live broadcast room and said to the boss who was flipping octopus balls.
The octopus balls in the underworld seemed to be no different from those in the mortal world. No matter how he looked at them, he couldn't tell what was special about these 100-yuan octopus balls?
"Of course there is no problem. In order to prevent you from being scared, I won't show you the face of my death. I will show you my special skills." The boss who heard this said with a smile, and his upper body was divided into several parts. .
"Oh my God! This is really Hades."
"Isn't this possible? Have you ever seen anyone who can do special effects during a live broadcast?" After seeing it, the water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly became numb.
"Okay boss, we now know that you are a ghost and not a human being. Can you return to your original appearance?" Looking at the boss cutting it into several pieces and making octopus balls for himself, the host felt his stomach churn and he was about to vomit it out. .
"No problem. In fact, I feel quite uncomfortable like this." The boss said with a smile, and then returned to his original appearance.
"How much does boss's grilled sausage cost? Isn't it the same as the octopus balls next to it that costs 100 yuan each?" Other anchors on the other side were also communicating with the bosses at various stalls, hoping that For the sake of buying something, the bosses, just like the boss with the octopus dumplings, showed their hands to the water friends to prove that they were not human.
"Of course not. His one sells for 100 each, and mine has to sell for at least 300." The owner of the grilled sausage stall said.
"(⊙o⊙)What? Three hundred sausages?" The anchor said that he was numb when he heard this, but in order to stabilize the water friends in the live broadcast room, he still paid out the money in great pain. , now he just wants to go out as soon as possible to take pictures of the environment of Hades for everyone.
I don’t want to stay in this food court anymore. With prices like this, even if my family owns a mine, I can’t afford to build something like this.
"Young lady, you see they all paid voluntarily. I didn't force them. We can continue to play now, young lady." Ling Chong said to Zou Linlin after seeing this scene.
"Well, let's go play now." Zou Linlin nodded. Since these guys were willing to pay, she had nothing to say.
"Little sister, wait for us. We also want to play together."
"Yeah yeah."
Ling Yi and Ling Si immediately followed after seeing them.
"Why are you following me and my sister if you have nothing to do? Why don't you go see grandma quickly? Grandma hasn't seen you for a while." Seeing the clones clinging to each other, Ling Chong said immediately.
What are you waiting for when he goes to play with the little sister? Why join in the fun?
"Yes, let's see grandma. I almost forgot about it." Lingyi heard this and then remembered this matter.
"Yes, little sister, let's go see grandma first, and we'll find you later." Lingsi said, and immediately ran towards Naihe Bridge.
"Okay, little sister, let's continue playing and ignore these two little idiots." Seeing the clone leave, Ling Chong said with a smile.
"Okay, then Big Cat, you can lead the way." Zou Linlin said with a smile after hearing this.
"Okay." Ling Chong nodded his head and led Zou Linlin towards the most beautiful sea of flowers in Hades.
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