"How do you want your sister to help you?" Lu Xiaoyan rubbed Ling Chong's big head and said: "What if you let your sister take you back? Then don't think about it. You still need to take care of this place. You can't be without any of you. "
She had heard the kittens and cats say that if there was not a snow leopard in Hades, there would be trouble soon.
Although she also felt sorry for the underworld where Da Tou was going to stay, for the sake of peace in the mortal world, she could only give in to Da Tou.
"Little sister, I don't want you to go up there for me, I just want you to help me bring some food down." After hearing this, Ling Chong explained: "Of course, if little sister can bring me some food, It would be better to have some flour and raw materials for various foods."
"But Datou, why do you need so many raw materials for food?" Lu Xiaoyan asked in confusion.
"Of course I'm making food." After hearing this, Ling Chong said, "This way I can eat steaming food in Hades."
"But Datou, can you cook?" Lu Xiaoyan looked at Ling Chong with some suspicion and asked. In her impression, Datou didn't seem to know how to cook.
Of course, I can make dark dishes, but can I eat them?
"Of course I can't cook, little sister. But there are ghosts who can." Ling Chong said proudly after hearing this: "Now there are ghosts in the underworld who can do anything, so I just need to get the raw materials for food and let them give it to me. Just do it.”
"Doesn't that mean we still have to live and have water?"
After hearing this, Lu Xiaoyan said, cooking is not as simple as just having raw materials, isn't Datou thinking a little too well?
"These problems are very easy to solve. I can solve the fire problem by going to the mortal world and getting some wood. I can just add some water. If it doesn't work, I can make it rain in the underworld."
"But food is not easy to solve. I have no money. If I want to get food, I have to steal it." Ling Chong blinked and stared at Lu Xiaoyan and said, "Miss, you definitely don't want to see me. You’re going to steal something, right?”
"Okay, okay, sister understands." After listening, Lu Xiaoyan nodded and said, "Then what does our good little guy want to eat?"
"Of course there are delicious cakes and steamed buns." Ling Chong licked his lips and said, "I plan to open a snack street in Hades, little sister."
"What do you think of this idea of mine? Isn't it particularly great?"
"Are you serious, Datou? Do you want to open a snack street in Hades?" Lu Xiaoyan heard this. His mouth opened in astonishment. Sure enough, Big Tou was still as greedy as ever. He still wanted to eat in this underworld and planned to open a snack street.
"Of course, but this matter still needs a little preparation." Ling Chong said. When he saw the young lady coming to the underworld to visit grandma, he suddenly thought of a good idea.
It can solve his trouble of having no money to buy things, and also allows living people in the world to see his dead family members.
"Okay, Datou. I don't object to your idea, but I want to tell you one thing first, that is, my money is not enough to support you in opening a food street." Lu Xiaoyan pinched He said with Ling Chong's big round face.
To build a food street, how much food and materials are needed?
The savings she has accumulated over the years are not enough.
"Don't worry, little sister. I already have a very good plan. Now all I have to do is implement it. I won't cost you a penny. Little sister, don't worry." Ling Chong rubbed Lu Xiaoyan's hand. said.
"Really? Then our big head is really amazing." Lu Xiaoyan touched Ling Chong's head and said, "Are you willing to reveal your great plan to your sister?"
Does Datou actually have such a method? She didn't quite believe it until she heard for herself what this little villain, Big Tou, planned to do.
"I plan to let believers set up an office in the human world to receive people who want to visit their deceased relatives and friends, and let them see their relatives and friends for a fee."
"At the same time, we have also opened up special tourist routes just like the human world to let everyone know what the world after death is like, of course. (This chapter is not finished yet!)
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Yes, these things are also charged. "Ling Chong said as his big head was touched.
He has already thought clearly that if these people want to see their relatives and friends, they will be charged by the minute. One minute will cost 10 yuan, and 10 minutes will cost 100 yuan.
Then the tourists who come down and charge for travel are charged 10,000 yuan a day.
He believes that he will definitely be able to make a lot of money through this method.
And the ghosts in the underworld will definitely be very happy after seeing their relatives and friends.
This not only solves the problem of having no money, but also allows the underworld to develop and not appear so lifeless.
"Oh my God! Has your big head felt a little itchy lately?" After hearing Ling Chong's words, Lu Xiaoyan looked at Ling Chong in disbelief and said.
The big-headed melon seeds can actually come up with this method. Have they started to grow brains recently?
"Why do you ask, young lady? My belly is a little itchy, but my head is not itchy at all." After hearing this, Ling Chong raised his paws with great effort and then lowered his head, and finally touched his head, but His head doesn't itch at all.
On the contrary, my belly felt a little itchy because I raised my paws.
"Because my sister never thought that Datou would be so smart." Lu Xiaoyan touched Ling Chong's big head and said, "Have you suddenly become enlightened recently, Datou? Or did you study specially? Why did you become so smart? "
"Because I'm so smart to begin with, but I'm just too lazy to think about it, so little sister, don't think I'm stupid, I'm very smart." Ling Chong said with his beard curled up after hearing this.
It was so uncomfortable to suddenly lose his big tail. As a result, he had nothing to jump on when he was proud.
"You can see it, you can see it."
"Our boss is a very smart person." Lu Xiaoyan said with a smile.
"Miss, are you scolding me? Why do I think what you are saying is a little bit wrong?" Ling Chong, with his beard curled up, felt that what the little sister said was a bit strange and not right, as if it was not true. I'm praising him.
"How is it possible? Sister's words are all about praising Big Head." Lu Xiaoyan said while stroking Ling Chong's big head.
It seems that Datou is really smarter now, and he can even understand such words.
"Really?" Ling Chong said with some doubts when he saw two gray-white figures appearing in front of him.
"Body, don't pester the little sister. The little sister has to go with us to see grandma."
"Yes, please don't make trouble with the main body."
Ling Yi and Ling Ba looked at Ling Chong and said, it seems that since Ling Chong was defeated steadily last time, they didn't take Ling Chong seriously at all.
After hearing this, Ling Chong looked at the little snow leopard in front of him and shook his head, stretched out his paws and put them on the ground:
"I think you two guys should be more polite to me, because what if you don't? I won't be merciful just because you are my clones. Last time you bastards succeeded in a sneak attack because of your sheer numbers. "
"You only have two guys here now, how dare you talk to me like this?"
The clones are getting more and more outrageous. They don't know who is the boss, but they dare to speak rudely to him.
Don't these guys know that they are all his tail?
"The bastard body has the ability to let us go and let us find brothers to deal with you. @ESSENTIAL\/书馆·无码First release~~" Zero One yelled, trying to use the art of change to use Zero's claws. Escape from below.
But Ling Chong will not give him a chance. After all, he is the main body. The clones don't know what he is thinking, but he knows very well what these guys are thinking?
The last time he couldn't defeat these guys was because he couldn't beat the Japanese with both fists, but this was different from the past.
"That's right, what's your ability to bully the two of us? If you have the ability, wait until I ask the brothers to come together." Lingba yelled.
"Okay, okay, don't fight anymore. You are all one body. Why are you fighting when you have nothing to do?" Seeing this, Lu Xiaoyan quickly came up, raised Ling Chong's paw and released Ling Yi and Ling Ba. Said: "Datou, you are so serious. It's okay. (This chapter is not finished yet!)
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What do we care about? They are younger than you and they are not sensible. Are you still not sensible? "
"And Little Snow Leopard, you guys are serious too, how can you talk to Big Head like this? Whatever he says is your identity, you should respect him a little bit."
"Yes, little sister. Update without error@"
Hearing this, Ling Chong and his clones lowered their heads and admitted their mistake.
"Okay, don't lower your head." Lu Xiaoyan saw this and said, "Sister is going to talk to grandma now. You two have to get along well here, you know?"
"Don't fight anymore, otherwise my sister will be angry when she sees it."
"Yes, little sister." After hearing this, the big and two little snow leopards said, watching Lu Xiaoyan go to find the director's grandmother.
"Now that the young lady has spoken, I'm too lazy to argue with you two guys. You'd better listen clearly to what I'm saying now and do what I say immediately." Looking at the young lady talking to her grandma, Ling Chong looked at him. He said to the clones in front of him.
"What do you have to say? Just say it. The two of us are listening." Lingyi said. Although he dislikes the original body very much, who makes them unable to defeat each other? They can only let the other party be the boss for the time being. When they gather the strength of their brothers, they will take revenge on the abominable body again.
"Yeah, tell me quickly." Lingba on the side followed, not showing much interest in what Lingchong had to say.
The main body must be squeezing them again by saying this now, it's a no-brainer.
"I felt that the underworld was too deserted and boring, so I decided to build a food street in the underworld." Looking at the unruly clones, Ling Chong was not happy that his tail was actually with him. They resisted, but after thinking that they could reduce their pressure, they reluctantly endured it.
"Do you want to open a food street in Hades? Isn't it a bit of a fantasy?" When Lingyi heard this, he showed the same astonishment as Lu Xiaoyan just now.
"Yeah, we don't have money, how can we build a food street? Firewood, rice, oil, salt, vinegar and other food raw materials all require money, okay?"
"Our pockets, no, we don't have pockets at all, so we are now even poorer than nothing." After hearing this, Lingba nodded.
"So when I say that you two guys are clones, they are just clones." Ling Chong heard this and looked at the clones and said proudly: "As long as you do what I say honestly, I guarantee that you will get it soon. It costs a lot of money, and when the food court in Hades is built, I won’t be the only one who will profit, but you guys will also have something to eat.”
"Don't forget, we work in shifts."
"Then tell me, what do you want us to do?" Lingyi asked after hearing this. Although he was very dissatisfied with the main body for squeezing them, the main body was indeed right. Soon they would also stay in Hades. Inside, what if a food street could be built inside the farmer? Then ordinary life would definitely be much more interesting.
"It's very simple. Let me tell you about my plan. Only a snow leopard as smart as me can come up with such a seamless plan."
The nagging clones looked like they had never seen the world before Zero Chong said proudly.
Then he told them his grand plan.
"Did you come up with this plan?" After hearing this, Ling Yi looked at Ling Chong with doubts in his eyes.
After all, the main body is very lazy, how could it come up with such a good idea?
No matter how much I look at it, I feel that this method was not thought up by Ontology.
"Yes, are you so smart, main body?" Lingba on the side heard this and looked at Lingchong with suspicion.
"What do we two guys think of me? You are just tails, your brains are still here with me. I am smarter than you, do you need to be so jealous?" Ling Chong said angrily as he looked at them with suspicious eyes.
Even if the clones were jealous of him, how could they say such unreasonable things? He is usually just a little lazy, but he is still very smart.
"The main thing is that you really don't seem to be able to come up with such a good idea." Ling Yi Di muttered.
"Yes, remove it every day. (This chapter is not finished yet!)
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To eat is to sleep. "Lingba echoed. Correct update @
Although I hate the main body, I have to admit that the big head of the main body is bigger than theirs, and it does have other uses.
"Okay, I've told you the method. When you go up later, you can act immediately according to the method I taught you, you know? Build temples near each shrine specifically to receive relatives and friends who want to see the underworld, and tourists. ." Ling Chong looked at the clone in front of him and said:
"Remember this, you have to tell Reiko and the others and don't act on your own. Otherwise, I'm worried that you will be deceived."
"Are we so stupid?" Ling Yi and Ling Ba said angrily after hearing this.
"It seems that you have inherited my big head, but it's not clear whether there is anything in it." Ling Chong looked at them and said, "Without further delay, you should take action now. I will send it to you, little sister." , as for grandma, you can see enough when you stay here in a few days."
"Okay." When the little snow leopards who originally wanted to refute heard this, they nodded and went back to the mortal world to prepare.
"The clone is just a distraction. In terms of strategy and intelligence, it's still not as good as me." Looking at the little snow leopards leaving obediently, Ling Chong said proudly, and then he shook his body and ran towards Lu Xiaoyan. . .
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