"Today is the day for you to go to work. Do you know that you have to be obedient?" Lu Xiaoyan combed Ling Yi's hair and put on a pink tie for him.
"Awesome, Zero One. You look very mature and stable too." Zou Linlin clapped her hands after seeing it. The kitten became even cuter after wearing a red tie. It's a pity that she can't put it on her head. Wear one or you will look even cuter.
"Really? Little sister." Ling Yi, who was wearing a pink tie, asked after hearing this.
"Of course, you have to believe in yourself, little cat." Lu Xiaoyan touched Ling Yi's little head and said, "After you get to the department, you have to work hard. Don't be like that bad guy Da Tou and be lazy all day long, you know?"
"Yeah, yeah, I will work hard and won't be like the main body." Lingyi nodded after hearing this, looked at the other little snow leopards and said, "I will go to work in the morning, and it will be my turn in the afternoon. You guys, remember to be ready."
"sure no problem."
After hearing this, the little snow leopards nodded their heads, and Zou Linlin handed the briefcase containing the dried fish to Ling Yi: "Ling Yi, this is a snack for you at work. Remember to work hard."
"Thank you, Miss." Ling Yi, who was holding the briefcase, sniffed the dried fish coming out of the briefcase. He nodded his head and flew towards the special department.
"Miss, if we go to work in the afternoon? Are there also delicious dried fish to eat?"
Ling Er asked as he watched Ling Yi fly away and come back to change his shift.
"Yes, yes, little sister."
The other little snow leopards at home also said that they also wanted to eat delicious dried fish.
"Of course, sister won't be partial." Zou Linlin, who was listening, smiled and knelt down and said, "You all stand still obediently. Sister will tie you all, so you don't have to worry about not recognizing her. Now that you're here, it makes you look more mature, okay?"
"Okay..." After hearing this, the little snow leopard nodded and put on ties of different colors around his neck.
"By the way, Linlin, where did you find the dried fish?" Lu Xiaoyan rummaged through a large bag of dried fish and asked, why does Linlin still have the habit of storing dried fish?
"What do you think these fish are for? They are all dried fish given to Big Cat by the special department. It's just that he ran around and didn't store them in his stomach, so now they are under my control." Zou Linlin heard this and looked at the people in front of her. The little snow leopards said: "If one of you is the most obedient, my sister will often reward him with small dried fish. Anyway, these small dried fish are also saved by the big cat. You are his clone, which means he eats it."
"We will definitely be obedient, little sister." The little snow leopards were very excited when they heard the dried fish that could divide the body.
Let the abominable main body squeeze them and not let them rest. They will eat up all the dried fish that the main body earns.
"Very good!" Seeing that the little snow leopards nodded repeatedly at the temptation of Xiaoyugan, Zou Linlin said with satisfaction: "Now the two little snow leopards stay with Sister Xiaoyan, and the two little snow leopards are responsible for following me."
"The rest is to be done as originally assigned."
"Yes, little sister." said the little snow leopards wearing ties, and began to change shifts to do things.
"The sun is smiling at me. The flowers are really nice. My lady gave me a briefcase early in the morning. The briefcase is really nice. It's full of dried fish."
Lingyi flew to the special department, straightened his tie, then landed on the square and turned into a little monster, carrying his briefcase and walking towards the office building.
"Leopard! What's the matter with you looking like this?" Xiao Lin at the front desk saw Ling Yi coming in wearing a tie and couldn't help but said, Leopard looks so strange.
He was only wearing a tie but no suit, but he was holding a briefcase in his hand. He looked like a child pretending to be an adult, but this look was unexpectedly cute.
"I'm here to work, little sister." After hearing this, Lingyi said: "Is there anything you need me to handle today? If so, don't be polite, I will do it, otherwise it will be my turn in the afternoon If other companions change shifts, I can’t guarantee that they won’t be lazy.”
"Um, Team Leopard, do you have other companions?" Xiao Lin was stunned when she heard this and said. She heard that three little snow leopards appeared in the department dormitory yesterday. She originally thought it was a fake, but now it seems like it is real. .
"Yes, we are all clones that split off the big tail of the main body. There are ten of us in total." Lingyi nodded when he heard this and said: "I am going to work this morning, and it will be the other clones' turn to work in the afternoon. If we meet again , it should be 5 days later.”
"10 clones?" Xiao Lin couldn't help but open his mouth when he heard this and said, "Then how should I tell you apart? What are your names?"
"I am Ling Yi." Ling Yi pulled on the pink tie he was wearing and said, you will see me wearing a tie of this color from now on.
"What if it was a different color tie?"
"Then those coming are the other Leopards, right?" Xiao Lin asked with a smile.
"Yes, young lady, you are so smart. You can guess all this." Lingyi nodded and said, "So is there anything the department needs me to do now?"
"I'm sorry? Captain Zero One doesn't exist." Xiao Lin shook his head when he heard this and said: "With Captain Zero One, your statues are pressing everywhere, and all the ghosts have fled abroad, so now the country is peaceful. Nothing supernatural happened.”
"If the department wasn't just trying to show off, I wouldn't actually have to go to work."
"Is this what it is like? I wonder why there are so few people here." Lingyi nodded his head after hearing this, then found a seat and sat down.
When Xiao Lin saw it, he quickly came over and said with a smile: "Since Captain Zero One has nothing to deal with now, how about we chat here?"
"What do you want to talk about?" Ling Yi, who heard this, asked lazily lying on the chair. He looked like he was going to sleep, not as diligent as he said just now.
"You can talk about anything. For example, how were you born, Captain Zero-One? Where have you been recently?" Xiaolin said with a smile: "Of course, Captain Zero-One, you can also ask me, and I can tell you anything I know. ."
"Then little sister, can you tell me a story?" Lingyi, who was lying down, asked after hearing this.
"Of course there is no problem." Xiao Lin smiled and began to tell Ling Yi the story of the business.
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While there was peace and prosperity in Middle-earth, countries far away from Middle-earth were already in tatters. The once prosperous cities had turned into wastelands. Shamans were dead and injured, and the places they usually worshiped were in ruins. The religious gods were all running around, like rats in the gutter, for fear of being contaminated by blood threads, because they found that these blood threads were also very polluting for gods like them.
Once infected, they will lose consciousness, their bodies will become bloodshot tools, and their tools will become monsters that can only attack.
This was something that they, the usually aloof gods, found difficult to accept. After they left, the believers without the protection of the gods were in bad luck. They fully realized what it meant that the sky and the earth were not functioning properly.
And the place where this happened was more than one of the legendary Western gods living on Mount Olympus, and the gods were all running away like headless flies scurrying around.
Zeus, known as the King of the Gods, ran around without caring about his face, not caring about the other gods who were screaming behind him.
Because Hercules, the Hercules, had been contaminated by blood, and the aura exuding from his body now frightened them, they stretched out their hands and tore a god alive.
Even if Zeus, the king of the gods, picked up his weapon that symbolized strength and power and waved it down, he could not make the opponent take even a step back.
This made Zeus realize that the polluted Hercules was not something he could fight against at this moment.
Unless he can reach the realm of Earth Immortal, everything will be lost.
Thinking of this, Zeus tempted other gods to fight, but he ran away in a hurry.
This scene also happened in Asgard. After Loki deceived Thor, a fool, into fighting the contaminated Frost Giant, he immediately left Asgard and went to the mortal world.
After realizing that the blood-threaded pollution was not a false confrontation between them at all, they only had the idea of escape.
On the island country, the polluted ghosts made all the residents of the island country experience what is called a dark day. On this day, the gods on the island country trembled and wailed under the hands of the polluted ghosts.
"Your Majesty, the situation in the mortal world is not optimistic. The unknown remnants have eroded various places. I think they should be eliminated as soon as possible."
"Otherwise, when they eliminate these mortals, it will become even more difficult to deal with." Taibai Jinxing said while looking at the tragic scene emerging from the void.
"Then let 28 Constellations and 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers go down to clean up these guys. In addition, you should also pay attention to the situation of the reincarnated immortals. They ended up in the unknown because of the war. In this life, you are responsible for extraditing them again. Return to the Immortal Court." The Immortal Emperor looked into the void and said.
"Yes, Immortal Emperor." After hearing this, Taibai Jinxing nodded, and then sent an order to Jiuyao Star Officer to let them and the Four Spirits and Twenty-eight Stars go to destroy the ghosts and monsters on the ground.
"Immortal Emperor, now the Immortal Gate is open. The ominous power left in the Immortal Realm must have all come to the mortal world at this moment. How about we return to the Immortal Realm?" The Barefoot Immortal said: "The space here is not as good as the Immortal Realm. If we can Returning to the fairy world, we can recover from our injuries faster."
"There is no rush at this time. Let me make a decision after discussing this matter with Sanqing and the other six emperors." The Immortal Emperor looked through the mortal world to the underworld and said with a smile: "The speed of this thief cat is actually Very quickly, I took charge of the underworld so quickly and made the underworld run normally."
"I just don't know what Taoist fellow Houtu's expression will be like when he sees it?"
"The Empress Houtu has a close relationship with the Empress Dowager, so I guess she won't be angry at the little thieving cat's actions." The Barefoot Immortal on the side heard this and said with a smile: "After all, the King of Hell and the various underworld envoys are no longer here. , this little thieving cat knows how to choose the right time."
"How else can we highlight the word thief?" The Immortal Emperor said with a smile when he heard this: "Fellow Taoist Empress loves him very much. Some time ago, he sealed the entire Lingshan Mountain for eight thousand years."
"Tell other immortal officials to be careful not to mess with this thieving cat. Otherwise, they will suffer the consequences when they enter the underworld."
"Then Immortal Emperor, what position do you plan to give this thief cat?" The Barefoot Immortal asked curiously after hearing this. The Immortal Emperor is the ruler of the Immortal Court on the surface. The Three Pure Heavenly Lords cannot come out, and everything in the world is under the jurisdiction of the Immortal Emperor. .
"Didn't you see the plaque behind this thief cat?" The Immortal Emperor pointed his finger in the air, and the situation in the underworld emerged. He saw the "Nine Netherworld Leopard Emperor" hanging high in the hall. Seven characters.
"Emperor Leopard? What a great name."
"Immortal Emperor, do you really plan to make him an enemy of the Leopard Heaven Emperor?" The Barefoot Immortal couldn't help but take a breath of air when he saw this.
Even the Immortal Emperor is nothing more than the Haotian Golden Tower Jade Emperor. How dare this little thief cat be called the Leopard Emperor? And he is also the Leopard Emperor of the Nine Netherworld?
"If he has this ability, why not?" The Immortal Emperor said with a smile when he heard this: "This little thieving cat was born by luck and blessed by heaven and earth, and he is still a benevolent beast. The key is that his magical power can It’s amazing.”
"Given time, he will be able to earn the title, so why not let him be the Leopard Emperor?"
"Look at the peace and stability in Middle-earth. It's this little cat with a small mouth who has blessed us. Looking at the merit he has accumulated over the years, it's a lot."
"Let this little-mouthed cat do its thing. Apart from being greedy, it will definitely act fairly."
"In the opinion of the Immortal Emperor, it's just a humble minister who is blind." Hearing this, the Barefoot Immortal said while looking at the merits floating on Ling Chong's big head.
"No, you just weren't thinking."
The Immortal Emperor said with a smile: "If the immortal road is opened and the mortal world suffers like this again, they must need someone to enlighten them. I will leave this matter to you."
"Yes, I will definitely do what your Majesty ordered." The Barefoot Immortal replied after hearing the words, then turned into a white light and rushed towards the mortal world.
"What's wrong with you, big-headed cat?" The principal's grandma was scratching Ling Chong's big belly when she suddenly noticed that Ling Chong stood up from the ground and looked around without doubt.
"I just felt someone was peeking at me. I don't know who is peeking at me?" Ling Chong said, looking around after hearing this.
"Could it be the girl who came with you?" the dean's grandma asked with a smile.
After hearing this, Ling Chong looked around thoughtfully and said:
"It's very possible that the young lady is worried that I am lazy here, so she secretly peeks at me, but I am working hard."
"Nonsense, I'm obviously the one doing the work. Where is this damn big snow leopard doing the work?" Amaterasu couldn't help but gnashed his teeth and cursed after hearing this.
