"Since you have said this, then go and clean up the snow leopard statue first." The black shadow, whose figure shrunk slightly, said.
"Yes, I can tell at a glance that you are very courageous. If you go up and overthrow the snow leopard statue, you will be our big brother from now on."
"Yes, yes, we will all follow you when the time comes." When the other shadows heard what he said, they immediately spoke in agreement.
Even though they say they are so arrogant, they still want to give the special department some color and let them know that they are not pushovers.
But what if they really kicked over the statue? They still don't dare to do it.
"It's not good for me to do this kind of thing. We all came here together. Of course, everyone needs to be kicked to relieve their anger, right?" The black figure who became the center of the topic said.
A bunch of bastards are just counting on him to take action, right? If he offended the special department, he would not be the only one to suffer. He was not so stupid as to serve as a gun for them.
"That's true, but now that you have become our eldest brother, what you do is equivalent to what we do."
"Yes, yes, brother, hurry up and overthrow that statue. We are here to help you look out."
"Yes, yes, brother, don't be afraid. Just go over and kick it. It's very simple." The black shadows said with a smile, urging each other to quickly kick the statue over.
"You said that you can become the big brother by kicking the statue over. Isn't that true?" At this moment, a chubby black shadow came over and asked the many shadows.
"Yes, yes." After hearing this, the Mao gods subconsciously nodded their heads, then looked at the chubby black shadow, and said with doubts in their eyes:
"Brother, where did you come from? We don't seem to have a strong Yin Shen like you here."
"Yes, yes, and you look very unfamiliar. It seems like we have never seen you before."
"I'm from the east. I heard that there are people here who want to resist the special department, so I came here to join you." The chubby black shadow said fiercely:
"Actually, I have long disliked the special department. They bully the common people, and now they bully us again. My uncle can tolerate it, but my aunt cannot tolerate it either."
"That's right, that's right, brother, what you said is so right. Now there is a chance for revenge right in front of you. When you see the clay statue in front of you, all you have to do is go up and kick him over, which is equivalent to The first shot was fired against the special department."
"Yes, yes, and we will all serve you as my big brother when the time comes."
"Yes, yes, brother, we see that you are so tall and well-known among the Yin gods. We need someone like you now."
As soon as the Yin gods heard this, they immediately climbed up the pole and continued to encourage.
"Then I'll take action now." After hearing this, the chubby shadow said.
"Yeah, brother, please do it quickly." The other Yin gods nodded their heads and said, thinking that this idiot in front of them is really easy to deceive.
"Okay, okay." The chubby black shadow nodded his big head and walked towards the shrine with his short legs.
The Yinshen who saw this scene couldn't help but be extremely happy. After all, they weren't the ones who kicked over the shrine set up by the special department. Even if the special department really found trouble, they wouldn't come after them.
Just as they were thinking this, the chubby black figure that was halfway forward suddenly stopped, turned around and ran back.
"Brother, what's wrong with you? You just need to give me a kick."
"Yes, you will be our leader by then."
The many Yin gods who saw the chubby black shadow returning were suddenly stunned and said to the chubby black shadow in confusion.
This idiot Ming almost kicked over the statue of the special department. Why did he come back again?
"I just realized there is a problem halfway through. Although you said you wanted me to be the big brother, what if you suddenly regret it after I finish playing? So you have to tell me your real names."
"In this way, if you don't admit it when the time comes, I will be able to find you." The chubby black shadow said.
"So this is what you are talking about, brother? Then you don't have to worry. I am the River God of Chengjiagou." Hearing this, one of the sinister gods said with a smile. He thought that this silly guy suddenly I couldn't react, but it turned out that I was just afraid that they would regret it, so I specifically asked them about their identities.
So what's the use of asking them for their identity? Even if they reported their true identity to this fat, stupid guy, did he still think they would admit it then?
"I am the rain god of Shenjiawan."
"The great mountain protector of Kongling Mountain."
"..."
The Yin gods present revealed their addresses and names one after another, not worrying that this stupid guy in front of them would cause them trouble.
"Yes, yes, yes, I already know where you live? I also know your names. I can act with confidence now." The chubby black shadow nodded with satisfaction and said. Do a bunch of idiots really think he is a fool? ? Treat him like a mouse?
The young lady praised him for being very smart. Do these guys think he is easy to deceive because he is strong? Don't they know that he is so strong and has a very good brain?
"Then big brother, please go quickly."
"Yes, yes, we have told you our address and divine number, what are you worried about? Go ahead with confidence and don't have any more doubts." The Yin Gods continued to encourage.
"Yeah." Hearing their words, the black shadow nodded his big head, and then opened his mouth wide.
In an instant, the surrounding wind was strong, and a strong suction force firmly sucked in all the Yin gods present.
Suddenly, these ghosts were so frightened that they shouted:
"Big brother, what do you want to do?"
"Yes, yes, we are our own people, don't get carried away."
"Yes, our common enemy is the special department."
"You yourself told me to take action, so I won't be polite. You guys actually want to kick my statue. Then come with me to the special department."
"Just checking to see if you guys have done any harm to anyone in the past few years." The chubby black shadow said.
The disguise on his body began to dissipate, and a big white and fat snow leopard appeared in front of the Yin gods.
"You are a god supported by special departments..."
The Yin gods who saw this scene were so frightened that they revealed their true identities. They actually said so much to the gods of the special department. Didn't they hit the muzzle of the gun? What was this?
"Yes, it's me." Ling Chong nodded his big head and said, "I have caught the irrefutable evidence that you want to destroy my statue and that you want to deal with the special department. Don't think about denying it. Be honest. Come with me to the special department."
"If you were wrong in not letting go before, you can be released after being imprisoned for thirty to fifty years. If you have committed crimes, then you can be my food honestly."
"Don't go too far in deceiving the gods. After all, we are also gods. If you make us anxious, it will cause everyone to die and the net will be destroyed. Don't even think about it."
"That's right, this is because your special department doesn't give us a way to survive. We didn't take the initiative to stir up trouble. Originally, we were staying well in our respective territories and enjoying the incense given by the villagers, but your special department just refused to give us a way to survive."
As soon as they heard that they would be locked up for thirty to fifty years, or even eaten by the big snow leopard in front of them, the Yin gods immediately fought back and began to release their divine power, trying to break away from this powerful suction.
"Don't you guys understand? I'm treating you like a few mice, and you still want to fight me to the death?" After hearing this, Ling Chong said disdainfully and took a deep breath.
All the Yin gods present were directly swallowed by him.
A group of cockroaches are trying to fight him to the death in front of the king of the snow mountain. Do you think he is easy to mess with? It's just so stupid.
"Well, after cleaning up these guys who want to cause trouble, things should be much quieter next." Ling Chong looked at his statue and muttered:
"I just don't know how many small dried fish the minister will give me after I catch these guys and go back?"
"These guys are all yin gods. The minister should give Babou one. After all, they can't be too cheap if they are related to gods."
Thinking that he had harvested dozens of packages of dried fish as soon as he came out, Ling Chong disappeared in front of his statue very happily.
A few seconds later, the big snow leopard who was sleeping on the roof suddenly opened his eyes, and then ran straight to the minister's office on his short legs.
"Minister, minister, I caught a few guys who wanted to cause trouble. Take a look at how much they are worth. I'm telling you, if you don't give me 10 packs of dried fish, I won't give them to them." Leave it to you."
Zero shouted while running.
The voice quickly spread throughout the special department. Xiao Lin and others who were working at the office were stunned when they heard the words: "Who did the Leopard Team catch this time? They actually asked the minister directly for ten packs of dried fish."
"I'm not sure, but it must be from a relatively valuable guy. After all, the Leopards only quoted one or two packs of dried fish in the past. This time, they quoted ten packs of dried fish. It must be a relatively bad guy."
"It makes sense, let's go up and have a look together?" Someone suggested.
"Okay, okay." Others who heard this also nodded, so a group of gossip-loving guys put down their work and ran towards the minister's office.
"Brother Cat, you actually dare to ask me for the price of 10 packs of dried fish. Do you know what this means?" Zhai Hongsang in the office looked at Ling Chong and said seriously, with a hint of interrogation in his eyes.
I hope that this way I can make the other party give up and reduce the quantity of dried fish. After all, there are six thousand packs of dried fish today and several hundred packs of dried fish tomorrow.
Even if he is a minister, he cannot afford to dig into his pocket like this.
"Of course I know. I captured a few rural wild gods this time. They told me in front of my face that they wanted to smash my statues and go against the special department. The most important thing is that they also want to kill you, the minister. "Under Zhai Hongsang's scrutinizing gaze, Ling Chong opened his mouth and said.
"What kind of evil spirit actually wants to kill our boss?"
"Yeah, who is this guy who is so loud and doesn't take our boss seriously?"
"That's right, these ghosts are finished now."
The staff who were hiding at the door and eavesdropping were all shocked by the news. As for whether Ling Chong was lying?
In their impression, it was probably impossible. After all, Captain Leopard was cute, white, and fat. He looked like a good cat at first glance. How could he lie? It was just adding fuel to the fire.
"Very good!" After hearing this, Zhai Hongsang took a deep breath and said, "I haven't heard of anyone wanting to kill me for a long time. It seems that I have been in the position of minister for too long and have not taken action personally. God Mao, you dare to speak so loudly."
After saying that, a faint golden light emerged from his body. It seemed that he was extremely angry and might explode at any time.
"So, Minister, do you want these guys? 10 packs of dried small fish are guaranteed, and they are trustworthy." Ling Chong asked after seeing this.
Well, the minister was angry.
This order should be able to be completed.
"Yes!" Zhai Hongsang said coldly: "These guys are so arrogant. If you don't teach them a lesson, won't they think that our special department is a fool?"
"Then I will release them." Ling Chong said after hearing this.
"Let it go, Brother Cat." Zhai Hongsang nodded and replied.
Ling Chong opened his big mouth and spit out large transparent bubbles. Among these bubbles was a figure being imprisoned inside.
"This is?"
The Yin gods who saw the light of day again looked at their surroundings and couldn't help but groan.
They found two golden rays of light sweeping over, and their illusory bodies suddenly felt a sting.
"You Mao Gods are so majestic. You want to destroy the shrine established by our special department and attack our special department, right?" Zhai Hongsang's whole body exuded golden light, and his golden eyes seemed to melt away the evil in the world. , looked at a dozen bubbles and said coldly.
The Yin gods staying in the bubble suddenly broke out in cold sweat and stammered their explanations.
"No...yes, sir, you have misunderstood. We have never intended to be enemies of the special department, let alone destroy the shrine established by the special department."
"Yes, yes, you must not listen to this big snow leopard's words. We are all good gods who benefit the people."
"Is there any? It's not up to you. I will let people investigate your situation. You'd better pray that you haven't made any mistakes, otherwise you will be prepared to stay in our special department for retirement in this life." Zhai Hongsang said coldly. He said: "Go and invite Yuzhen over and interrogate them."
"Yes, boss." Upon hearing this, the special department personnel hiding outside the door quickly replied.
Later, Yang Yuzhen was invited.
