294 Leopard, I’m so smart

Style: Science Author: Don't walk when it's darkWords: 3415Update Time: 24/01/12 04:56:33
"Can we go back to the ruins now? We can also go back to the department."

Lying on the back seat, Ling Chong couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that no one was following him.

Horrible, really terrible.

I don't know why these people followed him and muttered to him like a demon.

He is just a little snow leopard. He has the ability to bless this and that.

Sure enough, staying in the ruins, watching TV series, and eating dried fish is the right choice.

"I'm afraid it's not possible now, Leopard Team." Bao BuTong said with a wry smile after hearing this: "We still have three places to run. After running through these three places, we will have completed today's mission. "

"No..." Ling Chong couldn't help but open his mouth when he heard this, his eyes a little dull.

This place is so noisy, so if he goes to three places, his head will split.

"Yes, Leopard Team. This was all planned by the boss." Bao BuTong said softly when he saw this, although he didn't want to go to a place with so many people.

But this was all planned by the boss. As ordinary staff, all they could do was follow the boss's orders.

"No, I have to talk to the minister about this matter. He is deceiving me. I only promised to talk about one place, and did not promise four places." After hearing this, Ling Chong immediately gave in. Bao BuTong called Zhai Hongsang and wanted to discuss the matter with him.

"What's wrong? Xiaobao."

"Did something go wrong at the promotional meeting?" After the call was connected, Zhai Hongsang's voice came immediately.

"Reporting to the boss, there are no problems at the publicity meeting yet, but the Leopard Team has something to tell you." After hearing this, Bao Bu looked at Ling Chong beside him, said to the phone, and moved the phone to Zero rushed forward.

When Ling Chong saw this, he immediately rolled up the phone with his tail and put it to his mouth.

"Brother Cat, why are you looking for me?" Zhai Hongsang on the other end of the phone asked, feeling a little panicked.

This is the practitioner's sixth sense warning him.

"I only promised you, Minister, to go to one place yesterday. Why did you go to four places this time? Minister, you didn't even discuss this matter with me, so you just decided on your own." Ling Chong heard this and turned to his mobile phone. He started to complain: "I don't want to go to the other three places. These people are really terrible. Now I just want to go back to the ruins and continue to perform the guarding mission."

"No, Brother Cat." Zhai Hongsang was shocked when he heard this and said: "Didn't we have a good talk yesterday? I will meet your request, Brother Cat, and plant all the ruins with fruit trees, and now I'm following The railway bureau will negotiate to extend the subway to the ruins."

"Brother Cat, how can you say you won't go to the other three places?"

If Brother Cat doesn't go to the other three places, the people gathered in the other three places will probably dismantle their departments.

He has just received reports from the other three publicity addresses, where a group of elderly people have been waiting there for a long time, and now there are more and more people.

If Brother Cat doesn't go, aren't you trying to trick him to death?

"I was just giving you my opinion yesterday. I never said I would treat this as a deal." Ling Chongdi mumbled, "There's nothing wrong with me being a Snow Leopard. It doesn't mean I'm stupid."

"Besides, the department is now in such a remote place. If there is no railway, it will definitely be inconvenient."

Minister, please don’t think that he is just a snow leopard and can be easily ignored. He just made comments yesterday and never told the minister that this was a deal.

"Then Brother Cat, how can you agree?" Zhai Hongsang said with a headache after hearing this.

He never expected that Brother Cat, who used to be a bit silly, would be so difficult to deal with now.

Obviously the other party is just a snow leopard.

"Do you agree to any conditions I put forward, Minister?" Ling Chong heard this and suddenly thought of something and asked.

"Of course not. Brother Cat, if you want me to pluck the moon from the sky for you, it's definitely unrealistic."

"You can tell me something that I can do, and I can consider it." Zhai Hongsang said.

What can be done now, of course, is to find a way to stabilize Brother Cat first.

Let Brother Cat go to the other three promotional meetings first. As for the promised things, you can delay them slowly.

"My request is very simple. I want to drive. Do you think you can get him a driver's license?" Ling Chong said into the phone.

"Huh?" Zhai Hongsang was stunned when he heard this, and repeated in disbelief: "Brother Cat, do you want to drive? Do you want to learn a driver's license?"

Weird things happen every year, especially this year. Now not only do people want to drive, but even cats want to drive.

"Yes, I don't want to walk, so I want to learn how to get a driver's license." Ling Chong replied affirmatively.

"My dear, did we hear correctly? Brother Cat said he wanted to learn to drive."

"Yes, and I need help from the boss to get a driver's license. Brother Cat is really a good and law-abiding citizen."

The gazes of Cao Siyang and others. After looking at each other for a few seconds in the quiet car, they both saw disbelief in each other's eyes.

"I Have a Picture Book of Ghosts and Gods"

This is really a long time coming. Now even Snow Leopard wants to drive.

"Brother Cat, your request cannot be said to be outrageous, but it is unprecedented." Zhai Hongsang scratched his head and said: "I can ask for you, but it may not be successful, and even if they agree, You also want to take the driver’s license test yourself, are you sure?”

Things that are not prohibited by law are generally allowed, so it’s probably okay for Brother Cat to learn how to get a driver’s license.

But you still need to call the traffic control department.

After calming down, Zhai Hongsang already had some ideas.

There are loopholes in the law itself, but it doesn't concern him. He just made reasonable use of the rules.

As for what kind of trouble will be caused by that time, it has nothing to do with him.

"I'm sure." After hearing this, Ling nodded his big head.

He saw that it was easy for the young lady to drive, so he shouldn't encounter any problems.

"Okay then." Zhai Hongsang took a deep breath and said, "I will help you handle this matter, but Brother Cat, if you want to drive on the road? You must take a driver's license."

"Brother Cat, you should be able to abide by this, right?"

Anyway, he will say hello.

But if Brother Cat couldn't get a driver's license, it would have nothing to do with him. He wouldn't believe that Brother Cat, a snow leopard, could really get a driver's license?

This is outrageous, okay?

"No problem, I will comply." Ling Chong nodded after hearing this.

Even if he wants to drive without a license, he still needs to be able to drive.

Therefore, you still need to study for a driver’s license.

"That's enough." Zhai Hongsang nodded and said: "Brother Cat, please go and deal with the three publicity meetings first. I will greet you here. When you go to each driving school to register in the afternoon, No more trouble.”

"Okay, okay." After hearing this, Ling Chong said happily and hung up the phone.

Cao Siyang and others in the car saw this and couldn't help but said: "Leopard, do you really want to learn to get a driver's license? The driver's license is actually quite difficult, especially subject two."

"Yes, and subject two is not the most troublesome. We feel that the most unfriendly thing for you, Leopard Team, is subject one, and the written test part of subject four."

From what they knew from their time with Leopard, Leopard was half-illiterate.

Yes, half illiterate.

It's the kind of illiterate person who knows some words and doesn't know some words.

What if the Leopards were asked to take the written test for subject one? Then it is estimated that there is a 70% chance that it will hang directly. Then, the remaining subjects 2, 3, and 4 don’t need to be tested at all.

Because I have not passed subject one, it is impossible to make a successful reservation for subject two.

"Is it too late for me to learn writing now?" After hearing this, Ling Chong asked after being stunned for a few seconds.

Yes, he doesn't know many words anymore. What should he do?

"There is a high probability that it will be in time." After hearing this, Cao Siyang said: "Anyway, you haven't signed up for Leopard Team yet, and there are no exams. We can learn slowly."

"Yes, Leopard Team. Let's start with the common words in life." Li Ming said, took out his mobile phone, opened the Children's Thousand-Character Book and began to teach Ling Chong how to read.

"The sky and the earth are dark and yellow, and the universe is primitive. The sun and moon are waxing and waning, and the stars and constellations are arranged. Cold comes and summer comes, autumn harvests and winter hides.

When the leap year is over, the law Lu adjusts the Yang. The clouds turn into rain, and the dew condenses into frost. Gold comes from Lishui, jade comes from Kungang..."

A sonorous and powerful voice sounded in the carriage, and Ling Chong felt that there were a lot more things in his mind.

Half an hour later, the black business car stopped at Times Square along Jiangbei Avenue. With his mind full of the thousand-character essay, he walked towards the platform.

He simply ignored the citizens who gathered around and called out to the Great Leopard Immortal.

The neighborhood committee aunt who was hosting the publicity meeting saw her and immediately prepared a microphone and handed it to Ling Chong: "Now let us warmly welcome the arrival of the Leopard Team. Now let's ask the Leopard Team to say a few words."

"Papa"

"Papa"

The citizens who heard this immediately applauded vigorously.

When he saw the microphone handed to him, Ling Chong opened his mouth without thinking:

"

The sky and the earth are dark and yellow, and the universe is primitive. The sun and moon are full, and the stars and constellations are arranged. Cold comes and summer comes, autumn harvests and winter hides.

When the leap year comes, Lu Lu adjusts the Yang..."

"Um, why did the Leopard Team start memorizing the Thousand-Character Essay?" Li Ming, who was standing behind the crowd, couldn't help but be stunned after hearing this.

"I don't know, but Leopard's memory is really good. After listening to it for a long time, he actually memorized it." Cao Siyang said with emotion.

If he had such a good memory when he was a child, he would have been praised as a genius.

"..."

"..."

In the square, Ling Chong recited the Thousand-Character Classic.

The citizens present were stunned when they heard this strange yet familiar thousand-character text.

Memories of his childhood could not help but appear in his mind, and a look of nostalgia suddenly appeared on his face.

"I understand, Immortal Leopard means that we should not forget our original intention and cooperate with the work of the department." At this moment, someone suddenly said.

"Yes, that must be the case. Immortal Leopard's recitation of the Thousand-Character Essay is a hint to us." Soon someone spoke again.

Suddenly, the shouts of "Leopard Immortal, Leopard Immortal" rang out again.

"I think I probably know why the Leopards are rumored to be the Great Immortals."

Looking at the enthusiastic citizens in front of him, Li Ming said.

"I know it too." Cao Siyang followed.

With such a group of out-of-mind citizens, it would be damning if the Leopards could misunderstand this.