"Big Cat, the place where you are staying is very dirty, don't stay there." Seeing Ling Chong find a shabby chair and lie down, Zou Linlin said quickly.
"Don't worry, little sister, there will be no problem. This place just looks dirty, but it's actually just a pile of leaves..."
"Boom..."
Before Ling Chong finished speaking, there was a cracking sound.
Then the whole leopard lay in the ruins.
"How's it going? Sister told me not to lie down here. You see, you just didn't listen. It's better now. The chair was broken." Seeing this, Zou Linlin sighed and hugged Ling Chong from the broken chair. He came out and asked: "Is there any pain from the fall? No injuries, right? Big Cat."
As he said this, he carried Ling Chong with one hand and began to touch Ling Chong's body with one hand.
Check to see if there are any sawdust stuck in? Big Cat, a lazy guy, doesn't know how to find a sturdy place to sit down.
He thought this chair, which had been abandoned for a long time, was very sturdy, right?
"I'm fine, no problem."
It took Ling Chong a long time to react after he had a huge fall on his butt.
It was really bad for him to sit on this chair. He had just sat on it for two minutes without even covering his buttocks to warm it up, and it collapsed before he even finished praising it.
It's really embarrassing for him.
"That's good." Zou Linlin put Ling Chong down and explained:
"You need to check the chair before sitting on it next time, you know? Fortunately, this chair has been left for a long time and has become rotten."
"Otherwise, what if it's fresh wood? It will poke a hole in your butt."
"What? Butt?" After hearing this, Ling Chong quickly wrapped his tail around his butt. What if a big hole was pierced in his butt?
Doesn't that require stitches? When he was at the center, he saw the horrific scene of animals being stitched up.
He didn't want this to happen to him.
"Yes, are you afraid of pricking your fat butt?" Zou Linlin said in a frightened voice, "I will have to use a very large needle to give you a few injections in your butt."
"Huh? Do you still need an injection?"
Ling Chong's ears drooped as soon as he heard that the injection was going to be done with a syringe the size of a pig.
If such a big needle was stuck in his butt, it would hurt him to death.
"Yes, in addition to that, you need to give the injection." Zou Linlin nodded and said, "But if you just listen to my sister, you should observe before doing it every time and then don't give the injection."
"Then I will definitely be more careful." After hearing this, Ling Chong nodded his head.
"That's so good." Zou Linlin smiled, put Ling Chong on the bare marble steps aside and said with a smile: "From now on, try to choose a place like this to sit, you know? This kind of place is not so easy to break."
"oh oh."
Hearing this, Ling Chong nodded.
After carefully testing the hardness of the marble with his big tail to see if it could bear his weight? Then he sat down with peace of mind.
"Boom boom boom"
"Boom boom..."
Just when he sat down and was about to lie down with his big tail as a pillow, the roar of an engine came from the distance. As soon as he heard the sound, he knew who must be blowing up the street again.
"It's so noisy. Who is driving so fast in the city?" Zou Linlin asked doubtfully.
"It's a colleague stationed in this area." After hearing this, Ling Chong replied with a smile: "She is a famous motorcycle girl in the department, and she likes to drive motorcycles the most."
"Every time, the sound of the engine comes before people arrive."
"Really? If she's like this? Will no one sue her for noise pollution and disturbing residents?" Ling Chong asked curiously.
"Of course not, because there are no people in this area." Cao Siyang said with a smile: "Otherwise, how could she dare to blow up the street here?"
Even if they are staff of a special department, they must abide by laws and regulations.
Just because they are members of a special department does not give them the privilege to disturb the people.
"So that's it?" Zou Linlin nodded when she heard this, and saw a black motorcycle approaching quickly, tilting the front of the motorcycle up next to them and spinning around a few times before stopping.
"Hey, aren't these Brother Yang and Brother Li?"
"Why are you two the only ones here this time? Who is this sister next to you? Why haven't I heard of it in the department?" A figure wearing a cycling suit and helmet asked everyone.
As for Ling Chong, who was lying on the marble, the color of his hair was so close to the marble beneath him that he was not noticed at all.
"This is Miss Linlin, a very powerful practitioner. In addition, she is also the guardian of Brother Leopard who is leading the team this time."
"Miss Linlin, this is Cheng Xiaoxiao, the stationed officer here."
Cao Siyang introduced him with a smile.
"Brother Leopard! You are talking about the cute Snow Leopard, the new team leader of the department, right?" Upon hearing this, Cheng Xiaoxiao, who was wearing a helmet, said excitedly.
She heard from Sister Yu about the new team leader of the department, and she also saved a lot of cute photos.
I didn't expect that he would lead the team here today.
But where is the cutie?
Cheng Xiaoxiao looked around for a while, and couldn't help showing a puzzled expression: "It's strange, didn't Sister Yu say that Big Cutie is very big? Why didn't I find him when I looked over?"
"I think if you take off your helmet? You should be able to see more clearly." After hearing this, Li Ming pointed to Ling Chong who was lying on the marble not far away and said, "Brother Bao is lying there. ? It’s weird that you can see it even if you’re wearing a helmet.”
"Where is it?" Hearing this, Cheng Xiaoxiao immediately took off his helmet and said hello to Ling Chong: "Hello, cutie! I am Cheng Xiaoxiao, the person in charge here. Report to me when you come to this place from now on Just my name is enough. Many people know me."
"First of all, you have to talk to the many people you are talking about and ask them to use the Big Cat translation software. Otherwise, they will not be able to understand Brother Bao." Cao Siyang said helplessly after hearing this.
"Yes, and Brother Bao is our squad leader. It would be better if you change the title." Li Ming reminded.
Haven’t you seen Brother Leopard’s guardians here? Is it your turn to shout at this cutie?
Be careful, Miss Linlin will go crazy and lift you up high to play like a windmill.
"Then what should I call cute?" Cheng Xiaoxiao, who was wearing his helmet, asked curiously when he heard this.
Didn’t Sister Yu call this big snow leopard “cute”? And Sister Xiaoyan also thinks it’s okay to call her this way.
"Of course it's the Leopards," Cao Siyang said.
"That's right, otherwise you can just call me Brother Bao." Li Ming agreed.
"Then let's call them Leopard Team." Cheng Xiaoxiao muttered: "Why did the boss send you two unreliable people here? Why can't you send some more reliable people?"
"This abandoned mall is very dangerous, you have to be careful."
Cao Siyang is an old fried dough stick, while Li Ming is half an old fried dough stick.
Together, the two of them are like a seasoned veteran. Going on a mission with the two of them always makes me feel nervous. There is no sense of security.
"Don't worry, with Brother Bao leading the team and Miss Linlin helping, there won't be much of a problem." Cao Siyang said nonchalantly, Xiaoxiao's mouth was as vicious as ever.
However, they have become accustomed to it and are too lazy to argue with each other. Anyway, after completing this mission, they may not know when they can meet next time.
"That's right, Brother Bao is very powerful. Don't underestimate Brother Bao." Li Ming agreed.
"Of course Leopard Team cannot be underestimated." Looking at Ling Chong's big body, Cheng Xiaoxiao put on his headphones and opened the software and said: "Leopard Team, let's get ready to work."
"It's getting late now. Let's finish it early. I can also treat you to a drink and a skewer."
"I don't do skewers, I like my steak lighter." After hearing this, Ling rushed back.
"Then let's treat Leopard to steak." Cheng Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "Linlin, let's go."
"I heard Sister Yu mentioning you, I heard that you are also a bold person. Wait for us to drink and skewers? I treat me."
"No, thank you. I have to get up early tomorrow and can't stay up all night." Zou Linlin shook her head and refused:
"Besides, you won't be full even if you eat skewers."
"You'd better treat them to food."
"Then forget it, it's a waste of money to treat the two of them to a meal, and they haven't treated me to a meal yet." Cheng Xiaoxiao muttered after hearing this.
"It sounds like you invited us two to dinner." Li Ming said angrily.
"That's right." Cao Siyang on the side couldn't help but nodded when he heard this.
Their colleagues haven't seen each other in almost two years and want to invite them to dinner. Why do they make it sound like they are eating and drinking for free?
"If you don't invite me to dinner, how can I invite you two guys to dinner?" Cheng Xiaoxiao heard this and said: "And you guys who can't even drink ten bottles of beer at the department dinner, how dare you agree to my invitation to you to dinner?" ?"
"Don't dare." After hearing this, the two of them shook their heads quickly.
Forget about drinking, they have some tricks on their minds to enjoy such a meal.
As a cultivator, you should avoid drinking alcohol, and drinking too much alcohol can be harmful to your health.
"Isn't that right? You don't dare to come."
"It's not that I don't want to treat guests." Cheng Xiaoxiao said, taking out a walking stick from behind and swinging it in his hand.
Cao Siyang and Li Ming couldn't help but take a few steps back to avoid being accidentally injured.
Last time, that unfortunate kid Xiao Su was slapped in the face by Cheng Xiaoxiao with a cane. They didn't want to repeat this tragedy.
"What a bold girl." Seeing Cheng Xiaoxiao like this, Zou Linlin couldn't help but murmured in her heart.
Drinking and having sex seems like something a man would enjoy, but I never thought that there would be girls who would like this.
"Brother Leopard, why don't you leave?"
Just when Zou Linlin was thinking this, Ling Zhan, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped. This move made everyone following him become vigilant.
"I found something good."
After hearing this, Ling Chong looked at the decaying wooden sculpture in front of him and said, and in his sight, a bunch of mushrooms were standing on a bull statue, like a bunch of hair.
He has eaten this mushroom before, and it tastes pretty good. I didn't expect to see mushrooms in this place.
It just so happens that he has eaten a lot of meat recently, so he can eat some mushrooms to improve the taste.
"What good thing?" Everyone who heard this asked puzzledly, and saw Ling Chong jump up and jump on the somewhat sturdy red bull statue and bite something? It fell to the ground.
"Mushrooms, delicious mushrooms."
Ling Chong lay down on the ground and used his claws to pull the soil from the roots of the mushrooms and replied.
If the fragrant mushrooms are mixed with dried fish, it will definitely taste great.
