"Hey! A basin of dried fish."
At dusk, the gray gas tank lying on the cart finally moved and opened its eyes.
When he saw the basin in front of the cart filled with dried fish, Ling Chong couldn't help showing a surprised look.
He said why it smelled so good in the dream. It turned out to be the scent of dried fish. But with so many dried fish, how many people had paid him for nothing?
Ling Chong tilted his big head in curiosity and began to count the dried fish with his tail.
After a while, they will come out. How many small fish are there in the basin?
There were exactly 268 small dried fish, and many small dried fish fell around the cart. It seemed that they were blown by the wind.
In other words, there are 268 colleagues who are prostituted by him for free? They are indeed a group of extremely evil guys.
If he doesn't tell the minister, do these guys plan to keep having sex for nothing?
You must know that one day is more than 200 small dried fish, 10 days is more than 2,000, and 100 days? That is simply unthinkable.
"Leopard, are you awake? How did you sleep?" Seeing Ling Chong waking up after lunch, Xiao Lin asked with a smile.
I heard that the Leopards eat two meals at home and three meals at the department.
So she calculated that the Leopards would definitely wake up at this time, and the fact was exactly as she thought.
"I slept very well. I dreamed that I was swimming in a sea of dried fish." Zero rushed back and started eating the dried fish in the basin.
It was a wonderful smell. Although he had never been to the beach, he could smell the sea breeze through the dried fish.
"Really?" Xiao Lin couldn't help laughing after hearing this: "You must be very happy, Leopard Team?"
"Yes." Ling Chong nodded and said: "If I didn't accept the dried fish, I wouldn't have known that so many people had been prostituted for nothing. By the way, do we have so many people in our department?"
After being overjoyed, Ling Chong realized something was wrong.
The number of people they can count in their department is only forty or fifty, right? Where did so many dried fish come from? Could it be that all the colleagues stationed in Binjiang City have returned?
"Of course not." Xiao Lin explained: "Now if you want to touch the Leopard Team, you have to do it with two small fish for 5 minutes, and add one small fish for every minute."
"Then for more than half an hour, it's two small fish per minute."
"I see." After hearing this, Ling Chong finally understood where so many dried fish came from.
Then another question came to mind:
"So while I was asleep, did anyone escape from the dried fish? If you go by what you said, there should be more than that, right?"
"Don't worry, Leopard Team. I'm keeping an eye on it for you. No one is going to prostitute you for nothing." Xiao Lin said with a smile.
"Really? That's good." Ling Chong couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief after hearing this: "Can you please help me get a sack? I feel like I need a sack to put these small fishes in. of."
"Of course no problem, Leopards."
Xiao Lin said with a smile and went to get the sack.
Ling Chong saw this and was happily chewing the dried fish. He didn't expect that he could make so much money while sleeping. It seemed that he had found a way to survive starvation.
Whenever he stopped working in the special department, he would go to the street, lie down and beg for dried fish.
There are many more people on the street than here, so he will probably have to carry a dozen sacks by then.
Thinking of the way he carried a dozen sacks home and shocked the shit shoveling lady, Ling Chong felt that he was very powerful.
"Big Cat, you're awake." Just when Ling Chong was thinking wildly, Yang Yuzhen came over with an orange in her arms and greeted Ling Chong.
"Yes, I'm awake." Ling Chong nodded and said, "Miss, do you want to play with the cat? One small dried fish is enough for one minute. You can't buy a small dried fish and you will suffer a loss and you can't be cheated. You can guarantee that you get something for your money. worth it."
After saying that, he lay down and exposed his big white belly, letting the other party fuck him.
"Hahaha. You are so interesting, Big Cat."
Seeing this scene, Yang Yuzhen couldn't help covering her mouth and chuckled:
"But don't you know you'll be jealous if I jerk off your little orange now? What do you think of this? I'll give you 10 dried fish, and you can help me carry the little orange for 10 minutes. I'll go up and talk to the boss and then come down. ."
"No problem, but let's talk first. You have to pay for the dried fish first." Ling Chong said, he does not support credit here.
So the other party thought he was just a snow leopard and could be fooled? That could not be more wrong. He will let the other party know how powerful he is.
He is no longer the submissive snow leopard he used to be. He wants to fight hard for food.
"Okay, okay." Yang Yuzhen smiled, took out a handful of dried fish from her pocket and threw it into the basin in front of Ling Chong.
He put the orange down and said, "The big cat is a cat, and you are a cat too. You two are the same kind, so you should get along well."
"Sister is going up to report to work. You can have fun with Big Cat here. Sister will come down later."
"Meow meow"
Hearing this, Orange nodded and walked towards Ling Chong, squatting down in front of Ling Chong and imitating his example.
When Ling Chong saw this, he stretched out his paws and rubbed the opponent's head and said, "Look at how thin the child has become. Little sister, you have to be willing to give him food. You can't abuse the child like this."
"Look at what you said, am I going to abuse it? Just look at its round belly and it looks like you."
Yang Yuzhen said after hearing this.
She uses a few sticks of incense every day, so is she still feeding fake ones?
Big Cat doesn’t really think that every cat is as easy to gain weight as him, right?
"Then why is he still so little and snoring?" After hearing this, Ling Chong found that the kitten did have a bulging belly, but it didn't seem to be much different from when he first brought it back.
"That's because you are too big, so it looks small. I don't want to think about how much time has passed for you? How big have you grown?" Yang Yuzhen pointed to the cart under Ling Chong and said: " Now you can hardly load it in a cart."
"I don't want the orange to grow as big as you. That would be too much trouble."
"Forehead."
When Ling Chong heard this, he couldn't help but froze. He looked at the cart under him and subconsciously reached out with his claws.
This stroller does seem a bit small.
But it shouldn’t be as exaggerated as what the other party said, right? After all, he is a large beast, so it should be normal for him to be a little bigger.
"Okay, Big Cat, take care of the oranges for me. I'll go up first." Yang Yuzhen said, looking at Ling Chong's dazed look.
"Yeah. I understand." Ling Chong nodded as he came back to his senses.
Yang Yuzhen felt relieved and went upstairs to report the situation.
"Meow meow"
"Meow meow"
Looking at Ling Chong, who was countless times bigger than him, Orange screamed a few times and then imitated Ling Chong and squatted next to him.
He began to imitate Ling Chong's demeanor and appearance, and it seemed that he still had a vague resemblance to him.
It just looks so small that you can't even notice it if you don't look carefully.
"Isn't this Sister Yuzhen's little orange? Why did it come here?"
Xiao Lin came back with a sack. Looking at Orange imitating Ling Chong's movements, he couldn't help but laugh.
Why did Orange come running over just after she left for a while?
And having so much fun with the Panthers.
"Miss Yuzhen asked me to help her keep an eye on this little guy. She went up to report the matter to the minister." After hearing this, Ling Chong raised his tail and said in a circle.
The orange on the side saw it and imitated it, and then it turned into a rotating helicopter and floated up.
When Ling Chong saw this, he quickly picked it off with his tail:
"Little guy, come down quickly. If you keep floating, you will float to the sky."
"It will be difficult to think about it then."
It's time for him to go to the minister's office. When Miss Yuzhen sees him, won't she say that he didn't keep his promise and didn't keep an eye on the little guy?
"It's really fun." Xiaolin said with a smile when she saw it. This was the first time she saw a cat spinning its tail and spinning itself into the sky.
Sure enough, waiting here is rewarding.
"Meow meow"
After hearing this, Orange looked at Ling Chong in confusion. The opponent was also spinning his tail, so why didn't he fly? And it flew?
"Of course I can't fly because I'm a big cat, but it's definitely different for you being so small." Ling Chong pinched the dried fish and said to the orange: "Come and eat some dried fish. If you try hard to gain weight, you won't be able to fly." ."
"Meow meow"
After hearing this, Orange looked at the dried fish in Ling Chong's hand, hesitated for a while and then started to nibble on it.
But what it gnawed was the aroma of dried fish, and the dried fish was not damaged at all.
Ling Chong looked at it and couldn't help but shook his head.
If you only eat flavor but not meat, no wonder you don’t gain weight.
It seems that Miss Yuzhen doesn't know how to take care of the little guy.
What if the breeder lady comes? This little guy is sure to grow up fast.
"Meow meow"
"Meow meow"
I ate an orange that tasted like dried fish and I turned my belly happily. It seemed that I was very satisfied with the taste of dried fish.
"Would you like another one, little guy?" Ling Chong asked upon seeing this.
How can such a little guy not eat more? Be careful if you go outside and get bullied.
Only those like him can officially live in the same kind after they are so strong.
"Meow meow"
Hearing this sentence, he shook his head to indicate that one fish was enough and he could not eat the second one.
"Okay, no wonder he's so thin. It turns out to be a little bird's stomach." Ling Chong said, grabbing a small dried fish and stuffing it into his mouth.
Then he rolled up the orange with his tail and put it on himself and said, "I'm going to eat, but I can't leave you in the hall. Just go to the cafeteria with me."
"Meow meow"
After hearing this, Orange replied, crawling up Ling Chong's back to his head.
After Ling Chong found out, he said to Xiao Lin:
"Help me pack the dried fish. I'll be back after dinner."
"Okay, Panthers."
Xiao Lin, who was holding up his mobile phone to take pictures, laughed and said, it was so fun.
Team Leopard looks like a dedicated nanny taking care of a baby, but it’s a pity that the color of the baby is not right.
Otherwise it would definitely be a very heartwarming father-son photo.
"Um."
After hearing Xiao Lin's promise, Ling Chong walked out of the hall and headed towards the cafeteria.
"Hello! Brother Bao, you're awake."
In the cafeteria, Cao Siyang saw Ling rushing in and greeted him with a smile: "I just wanted to wake you up and tell you about the night's mission, but I didn't expect you to wake up right before your meal."
"We still have to perform tasks at night? Shouldn't we rest?" Ling Chong, who brought Orange to the canteen to prepare for dinner, couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this.
"No, Brother Bao." Li Ming sighed and said miserably: "The boss assigned us the task of investigating the mall, and we have tried our best to refuse."
"But there is no other way. The boss is the boss after all. We are just employees, and our arms cannot hold our thighs. We have to accept it."
"Yes, Brother Leopard."
Cao Siyang echoed: "Why don't you, Brother Bao, try to see if you can get rid of this mission? This way, you don't have to go."
It's not easy for them to push tasks, but Brother Bao is different.
Didn’t the boss say that? Brother Bao is his brother.
What if Brother Leopard goes to say it? Maybe we can push the task off. Then they don't have to work.
"this……"
Hearing this, Ling Chong couldn't help but hesitate.
He really doesn't want to work, but the task has been decided. Isn't it too late to say now?
Moreover, the minister just spoke for him and asked everyone to pay Xiaoyugan.
It seems like he can't burn bridges across rivers.
Thinking of this, Ling Chong spoke under the gaze of Cao Siyang and Li Ming: "If you didn't tell me when you picked me up, what's the use of telling me now?"
"I can push it tonight, but don't I still have to work as usual tomorrow? It's better to deal with this matter early."
"Maybe I can have some leisure time in the next period of time. I don't believe that there is work to do every day."
"That's true." Cao Siyang and Li Ming thought about it and felt that it made sense.
There are only a few things in the department now, and they should be gone after they are done.
Moreover, even if there are still, the boss can't grab a small team of them and squeeze them hard, right?
