"Leopard, please don't sleep. Can we chat all day long?" Zhang Ziping asked, why did Leopard fall asleep after eating the can?
She also wanted to chat with the Leopards.
"You and I are not familiar with each other, so we have nothing to talk about." After hearing this, Ling Chong said with a flick of his tail.
He is another free prostitute, so forget it if he prostitutes for free every day.
Are you still thinking about answering him? Did you think he didn't wake up?
"Can you chat with me then? Leopard Team." Xiao Lin on the side asked.
"Of course there is no problem. What do you want? Xiaolin."
Ling Chong said, resting his head on his big tail.
He just smelled the other person's scent on the cat can and knew who gave him the cat can.
For the sake of freeze-dried and canned food, he was willing to give Xiao Lin some face and chat with him.
"ah?"
Zhang Ziping was stunned when she saw this scene. Is this the legendary differential treatment?
Why can Xiaolin chat with the Leopards so easily, but she can't?
"Leopard, what do you want to say about you becoming the new squad leader of the special department?"
Xiao Lin asked while holding up his mobile phone and putting the pen next to Ling Chong's mouth, as if he was conducting an interview.
After hearing this, Ling Chong immediately became energetic and said:
"I think the minister is trying to trick me. I joined the special department just to earn a living. But if I don't earn a living, I still have to be prostituted for free every day."
"Have you ever seen a kitten that rushes to the front every time? Isn't this embarrassing for me?"
"I strongly request that I be removed from my position as squad leader. I want to hold my own and fish in troubled waters."
"Then the Leopard Team needs to help you convey your ideas to the boss?" Xiao Lin nodded seriously and asked.
"Of course." Ling Chong nodded and said, "Also, tell the minister that you need to pay a piece of dried fish for touching me. Thank you."
"Don't always sneak up on me while I'm sleeping. Prostitution for free is wrong and not advisable."
"So, Leopard, what flavor of dried fish do you need?" Xiao Lin said with a smile.
It’s so interesting to be honest, the Panthers are so much fun.
The serious look is so cute.
"Of course it's the original flavor." Ling Chong thought for a while and said, "Don't fool me with the cumin flavor and the sour pepper flavor. I am the king of the snow mountain. A ferocious carnivore. I don't eat such strong flavors."
"Leopard, can you make a very fierce expression? I don't think you are very convincing." Xiao Lin saw this and said.
"Why don't you have a fiercer expression?" After hearing this, Ling Chong thought for a moment, raised his paws, exposed his white reflective teeth, and said fiercely to the camera: "You white prostitutes, don't think about taking advantage of me. Peep at me while you're sleeping and bring all the dried fish over to you honestly, otherwise I'll beat you up every time I see you."
"Very good, very good." Xiao Lin smiled even more happily when he saw this: "It's very cute and very scary."
"Team Leopard, let me help you send this video to the work group. There should be no problem, right?"
"Of course there's no problem." Ling Chong nodded and replied. How troublesome would it be to notify them one by one to deliver the dried fish?
It would be faster for Xiao Lin to post it to the group.
"Then I'll send it to the group, Leopard Team." Xiao Lin confirmed again and again.
"Let's go, let's go." Ling Chong nodded and said, "Is there anything else? If not, I'm going to bed. Remember to get me a basin later."
"I hope that when I wake up, I can see these white prostitutes bringing dried fish to me."
"Um, Leopard Team, are you sure you want to bring a basin?" Xiao Lin asked after hearing this.
Isn't it very similar to sleeping on a stroller with a basin in front of you?
Do the Panthers really want to do this? No way?
"Of course, otherwise I can't let them stuff the dried fish into my mouth." Ling Chong said, "Please tell the group and ask those guys who are prostitutes to come over and replenish the dried fish."
"Okay, Panthers."
Xiao Lin nodded when he heard this, thinking of Ling Chong lying on the cart with a basin in front of him.
I can't help but laugh when someone just throws in a small piece of dried fish.
"Yeah." After hearing what Xiao Lin said, Ling Chong continued to close his eyes and sleep.
"Hahaha, I was laughing so hard."
"The Leopard Team is so fun." Seeing Ling Chong asleep, Zhang Ziping couldn't bear it anymore.
She just admitted that she was a little emotional about being ignored, but after seeing the conversation between the Leopards and Xiao Lin?
She thought it was good that she was being ignored, otherwise she wouldn't have been able to see this funny scene.
"Yes." Xiao Lin said, "You said we would send the Leopards' video to the group later. How would everyone react?"
"I don't know, I'm going to die laughing anyway." Zhang Ziping said happily, it was so fun to hit the boss in the face with Brave Cat Online.
Moreover, it is also very interesting that the Leopards ask the prostitute monsters to make up for the small dried fish they procured.
She thought she could stay in the hall and watch the show all afternoon.
"Yeah, but that's what the Panthers said?"
"We can only do it." Xiao Lin smiled.
This matter has nothing to do with her, she is just a clerk responsible for following the instructions of the Leopard Team.
If the boss has any opinions, he can come directly to the Leopards to discuss them.
When it got here, Xiaolin edited the video and made it available to the work group.
The staff of the special department who were working or not working heard a beep in the work group, and then saw a big round face pop up on their mobile phone.
"What is Big Cat doing?" Looking at the cover, Zhu Xiaoqing was very confused.
I clicked on the video content with half curiosity and half boredom, and then I couldn't help laughing.
"What's wrong, Xiaoqing?"
"What are you laughing at?" Wang Yu asked curiously, why is this girl so crazy when she says she is crazy?
Could it be that his brain is broken?
"Sister Yu, please turn on the Maomao Translator and you will understand."
"The big cat is in the group chatting with the boss and the colleagues who ask for free prostitution to make up for the small fish." Zhu Xiaoqing said with a smile.
Colleagues in the department would indeed visit the sleeping big cat and pet him when they were bored, but they didn’t expect that big cat would now start charging.
In other words, from now on, everyone can't have sex in vain.
From now on, everyone will have to bring a bag of dried fish to work.
"Brother Cat is really good at causing trouble, and he hugs his thigh? Don't you already have a thigh?" Zhai Hongsang in the office shook his head after looking at his phone.
Then he typed a line of text: "From today on, you are not allowed to prostitute Brother Cat for free. Everyone must prepare two small dried fish before touching Brother Cat (note: the dried fish cannot be smaller than seven centimeters and cannot weigh less than seven grams)." . Each touching time is not allowed to exceed five minutes, otherwise one small dried fish will be added for one more minute (Note: Two small dried fish will be added for every minute after thirty minutes.)"
After typing until this point, Zhai Hongsang thought for a while and continued typing: "Everyone supervises each other. If someone is cheating on Brother Cat for free? You can report him and I will ask him to give everyone a piece of small fish."
After making sure that nothing was missing, Zhai Hongsang pressed send.
A group of guys must be very happy to see Brother Cat facing off against him, so let’s make them a little happier and save money on the canteen.
After all, people in the cafeteria recently told him that chickens are almost unaffordable, so it's just a good idea for everyone to contribute a little bit to feed Brother Cat.
As a result, the group members who were diving to watch the theater were stunned when they saw this line of words.
Isn't it? The Panthers faced off against the boss.
The boss doesn't care at all, he just grabs the small fish and won't let go, right?
Then if they want to jerk off the Leopard Team in the future, won't they have to carry a schoolbag of dried fish to be able to jerk off to them?
"It's over. It seems like the boss wants us to go bankrupt."
Zhang Ziping said as she rubbed Ling Chong's belly.
One small fish will do it this minute, but if it takes more than thirty minutes, there will be two. Who can afford such consumption?
What if two people masturbate together? Does this mean the Leopards can receive two portions of dried fish?
It won't be long before all the dry goods stores in Binjiang City will become rich.
"Yes." Xiao Lin nodded and said, "While no one has reacted yet, let's have sex for free. Otherwise, we won't be able to do it for free next time."
"That's right." Zhang Ziping nodded, and after masturbating a few times, she went to the vegetable market in front of the department to buy dried fish.
This is not to say that he is very motivated, but she noticed that the eyes of the people around her were starting to look wrong, and she immediately withdrew her hand before they took pictures, otherwise she would have to pay for the little fish of the Leopard Team. I have to give everyone a small dried fish.
How could she bear this? Doesn't this make her bankrupt?
I saw Zhang Ziping leaving to buy dried fish.
After others thought about it, they also went to buy dried fish.
Sometimes when the department is bored, they will go to play with the Leopard Team.
but now? We can no longer talk about whoring in vain.
"Everyone saw it, I put the dried fish on the plate for free." Zhang Ziping, who came back from buying a bag of dried fish, threw the dried fish in the basin in front of Ling Chong and said to everyone.
Lest everyone misunderstand that she is a prostitute for free.
"Yeah, I saw it." Xiao Lin nodded when he heard this.
Zhang Ziping felt relieved and started to masturbate Ling Chong.
It's such a mesmerizing feel, I feel like I won't get bored no matter how many times I masturbate. Just need to pay attention to the dried small fish.