"Why did the big-brained cat come to eat so late today? Did he go to bed late again?"
In the cafeteria, the gray-haired old lady looked at Ling Chong, whose tail was pointing toward the sky like a telegraph pole, and asked with a smile.
Yes, I just got up late.
Grandma, can you still give me something to eat? I am your beloved cat with a big head.
Ling Chong said to himself, walking towards the old lady with small steps.
When the old lady saw this, she patted Ling Chong's big head and said with a smile:
"Big-headed cat, your head is so round, so lucky, so good. What does the big-headed cat want to eat today?"
Of course it's delicious beef, but there's no beef in the center, just chicken.
Then let’s have chicken, any meat will do.
I'm not picky.
The surrounding old ladies stared at the defrosting chicken.
"Okay, does the big-headed cat want to eat chicken?" Grandma smiled: "Eat, grandma will get chicken for the big-headed cat."
"Grandma, I'll just come."
"You don't have to be so polite. Big cats are not that delicate."
Zou Linlin saw the old lady dragging herself to get the chicken and said quickly.
It’s true, Big Cat, why are you running to grandma? Have you never seen grandma as old as you?
If you want to eat chicken, tell her and she will get it right away.
Anyway, the chicken was not stored in the freezer, but defrosted in the cafeteria.
"It's okay, grandma is used to it." The grandma who heard this said with a smile: "How can the big-headed cat be obedient to you? Girl."
"Be obedient." Zou Linlin nodded and replied, "Big Cat is a good boy. He is neither at home nor causing trouble at home."
"That's good. If the big-headed cat disobeys, don't let him get used to it and teach him a lesson." The old lady patted Ling Chong's head and said:
"This big-brained cat can't be effective unless it's defeated, otherwise how can it do damage all day long?"
Didn’t I just eat some vegetables and fruits secretly? Besides, I'm just standing here. Grandma, are you willing to hit her?
Aren’t you reluctant to fight?
After hearing this, Ling Chong didn't care if the center didn't have a few backers.
Can he live better than other snow leopards? Of course not.
He, Mr. Bao, is a snow leopard who understands the ways of the world, and he especially likes to accompany elderly people like grandma to bask in the sun.
As a result, I had an intersection with my grandma, and who was my grandma?
Grandpa Director's wife, then he has the care of the Director's wife. Who in the entire center would dare to touch her?
"No, grandma, you are overthinking it."
"The big cat is very well-behaved." Zou Linlin said while holding a food bowl filled with chicken.
"That's good, that's good." Grandma patted Ling on the butt and said, "The big-headed cat will sit down quickly and come to eat. How are you living outside for so long? Do you miss Grandma?"
"Think about it, think about it, I really miss the chicken meal that grandma gave me." Ling Chong nodded quickly after hearing this.
"Really? That big-headed cat is so good." Grandma put on Zou Linlin's headphones and said with a smile: "In the future, come back and visit grandma more often when you have time, you know? Grandma will prepare a lot of delicious food for you."
"Yeah." Ling Chong nodded quickly as he chewed the chicken.
Grandma said she had prepared delicious food, so how could he live up to her kindness?
"Big-brained cats don't fight when they go out, you know? If you see cats, dogs or cats, just let them go. You are a big cat, so don't care about those kittens."
"And if you encounter those children and friends, please leave quickly, you know? They are not serious."
"And don't go to crowded places, otherwise you will scare them. When you pass by a food store, don't be greedy and steal some food, otherwise others will beat you. Did you hear that?" Grandma said while taking pictures. He held Ling Chong's back while educating him earnestly.
"Oh oh oh! I understand."
After hearing this, Ling Chong nodded his head while eating.
Everything grandma said made sense, and he heard everything grandma said.
But how much do you remember? He is not sure.
"Grandma Big Cat is talking to you. Don't just eat. At least you must listen to grandma." Seeing Ling Chong nodding his head perfunctorily while eating chicken, Zou Linlin pinched Ling. Chong's ears said.
"Oh!" Ling Chong, who had his ears pinched, immediately stopped being perfunctory and began to look obediently, staring at his grandma with his big eyes blinking.
"You big-brained cat, don't act cute to grandma if you have nothing to do. Grandma won't accept your tricks." Seeing Ling Chong blinking with big eyes, grandma smiled and patted his back.
Who said that? Grandma, don’t you really like what I do? Look at the wrinkles when you smile.
"Why is the old woman so happy? I heard your laughter outside." The director wearing toad glasses walked in and asked.
"It's the big-headed cat who came to see me, old man." Grandma said with a smile: "Look at how well-behaved the big-headed cat is, how polite he is when he eats? How can it be like an old man like you who only knows how to eat and doesn't even talk to his wife? listen."
"What are you talking about, old woman?" The director couldn't help blowing his beard after hearing this: "Don't talk while eating. This is what our ancestors said. I just follow what my ancestors said."
"Really? What about when you're not eating?" Grandma glared.
"Of course I listened. Didn't you ask me to come over to help you in the afternoon? I'm here right now?" the principal said.
"That's right, old man, help me drag it to the ground." Grandma said, patted Ling Chong's back and muttered:
"I want to scratch the big-headed cat. Why has this big-headed cat grown so much?"
"Of course he ate too much." The director holding the mop said, "Take a look at the tail of this big fat cat? It's as thick as the bamboo growing in the yard."
"If I can't see clearly at night, I might just chop it with a knife."
"How dare you!" Grandma stared after hearing this: "If you dare to bully the big-headed cat, I will chop you off as an old man. You, an old man, are good and don't learn from bad ones. You are very proud of bullying kittens, right? ?”
"Who said this big fat cat belongs to a kitten? You old woman and I are not as heavy as him combined." The director said angrily after hearing this.
Take a look at this big fat cat, squatting like a mountain. How small is it?
"Nonsense, how old is the big-headed cat? It's still growing. How can you talk about fatness when your child is eating? You old man." Grandma heard this and scolded angrily.
"Yes, yes. I won't argue with you old woman. Just protect this big fat cat." The director mopped the ground and said unjustly: "Then the big fat cat will come to the kitchen to steal food again. "
"What's the matter with eating secretly? Can't the child eat when he's hungry?" Grandma scolded after hearing this: "Why are you, the dean, so petty? Can a cat with a big head eat up the center?"
"That's not necessarily the case. Other snow leopards can eat only 10 kilograms of meat a day. This big fat cat can't survive without thirty or forty kilograms a day."
"Now that I have gained so much weight, can I stop eating seventy pounds of meat every day?" the director asked.
"As you said, the big-headed cat eats a little too much. But doesn't his salary and advertising money go to the center now?"
"Why don't you, old man, say this?" Grandma said angrily: "Big-brained cat, let's continue eating. Ignore this bad old man, he is old. His head is starting to get confused."
"You old woman, can't you let me win for once?" After hearing this, the principal suddenly lost his temper.
Of course, he was not specifically looking for trouble with the big fat cat, he just wanted to use this excuse to quarrel with him.
But the opponent pressed harder and harder, giving him no chance to win.
"No." Grandma shook her head and said, "If you beat me, wouldn't you, an old man, be bragging all day long?"
"Okay, okay, I won't argue with you anymore."
"I have to go back to the office and watch the surveillance. You big fat cat, be careful. You are no longer a kitten. Don't overturn the old lady." The director put down the mop and said.
"Don't worry, do you think the big-headed cat is as rude as you? Our big-headed cats have soft fur, and they can even use their tails as crutches for me." Grandma said angrily.
That's right, I am a good snow leopard who respects the old and loves the young.
Grandpa Director, please don’t make false accusations against me. Everything must be based on evidence.
"Come on, I'm just treating it like a donkey's liver and lungs with good intentions." Hearing this, the principal said angrily and left with a few steps.
"Grandma, have the principal and grandpa always been like this to you? When I went to see him with Da Maomao yesterday, the principal and grandpa were not like this." Seeing the principal leave, Zou Linlin said.
Why did the director of the park change his appearance as soon as he arrived, like a rooster?
"He? That's the kind of virtue he has. You don't have to pay attention to him." Grandma smiled and said, "Come on, girl, sit down. Big-headed cat, you should also sit down."
"Yeah." Zou Linlin nodded after hearing this.
Ling Chong sat upright and gnawed on the chicken. Anyway, grandma's words went in his left ear and out the right.
Whatever grandma says? I just don’t know if the shit shoveling lady can tolerate grandma’s nagging?
Half an hour later, grandma finally felt a little tired. When you need to drink some water to slow down.
Zou Linlin finally couldn't bear the excuse and left.
"Big Cat, why did you sit there for so long without moving? I feel like this grandma is so eloquent." Walking on the road, Zou Linlin was still a little frightened.
Is this an elderly man? She had always heard on the Internet that it was scary, but she never expected it to be so scary.
"My left ear goes in and the right ear goes out, otherwise my two ears would just droop down. I wouldn't feel anything at all." Ling Chong said proudly after hearing this.
As a snow leopard who grew up next to his grandmother, he has long been accustomed to go in with one ear and out with the other.
No matter how drooling the people around him were, he couldn't stand still.
"Then you are still awesome." Zou Linlin admired her.
"That's natural." Ling Chong said proudly, his beard rising unconsciously.
