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Style: Gaming Author: Mo Ye QingxueWords: 1706Update Time: 24/01/12 04:39:57
In the early morning, everything is quiet and the sky is dim. The night is about to disappear, and the light of dawn gradually wakes up the sleeping creatures.

In the living room, Vers was pouring milk powder into the pet bowl, while the Alaskan puppy was lying aside, wagging its tail happily.

For a moment, an earth-shattering sound was heard from upstairs. Who else could create such a grand spectacle...besides Luo Xiyue?

"Oh, little white bird, you got up quite early. Sure enough, the early bird catches the worm??? Oh no, you've been offline for half a year, why did you suddenly..."

"...It's a common thing. But you, don't you usually feel paralyzed till midnight? Today is really strange." Vers can't complain, really.

"Brother, stop working so hard. Come over here." Luo Xiyue had a smile on her face.

However, it was this smile that always seemed to be full of ill-intentions when it fell into Vers's eyes, and he couldn't help but shiver down his spine: "...What's the matter?"

"Why are you asking so many questions? You'll find out later of course!" Luo Xiyue didn't care, walked over, grabbed Vers and threw him on the sofa.

"...???" It was arranged, and it was unclear.

Luo Xiyue simply didn't even bother to explain. I saw this man swaggeringly turning on the large-inch LCD TV, and then walked back and lay down on the sofa. His behavior was as arrogant as it could be. He grabbed the remote control next to him and operated it like a tiger. It was playing... Good guy, Danmei TV series!

She changed the position where Ge You was lying down and looked at it happily. I have to say that it is very cool to be able to switch between digital TV and online TV freely. She was usually used to reading Danmei in secret, but today she just wanted to have some excitement, so she did it openly.

So what on earth am I here for? ? ? This is a question that Vers has not been able to figure out so far.

"Qiu! Pichupi?" [Long time no see! Big brother has been very sleepy in the past six months? ]

"Sorry, sorry, I won't dare to do it again next time." He took out the little guy who had crashed into his arms, and when he saw it was Lika, he felt that his happiness was back.

"You'd better keep your word, I'm warning you. If it happens again, I will... let Lika break off our relationship with you, do you hear me!" Ling Xue appeared unexpectedly and joked seriously.

"Lika may not necessarily listen to you...right?"

"Pichu?" Rika tilted her head and then lay down quickly. That’s right, when you are in doubt, pretend to be asleep!

"...by the way, how has everything been in the past two seasons?"

"It's quite normal." Ling Xue realized later what the other party really wanted to ask, "As for that guy, he entered the study room on the first day of the new year and stayed behind closed doors. He didn't come out until last night. I heard Luo Xiyue said that he drew a... women's version of you. You must have seen it with your own eyes, right?"

"I somehow feel that his sexual orientation is quite normal, but he may need a pair of glasses. I don't understand how I look like a woman. Although I'm not a macho man, I'm not weak either...?"

"Have you never realized that your face...is a little too pretty?" Ling Xue stopped her mouth in time, but she believed from the bottom of her heart that the other person's gender was the result of a mistake.

Hearing this, Fan Si became numb, and he seemed to understand how others saw him. Isn't that just... men are obsessed with lust, and women are envious and jealous.

"Okay, it's almost time. I'll go for a walk. You can slowly emo!"

Vers looked down at Lika, who was still pretending to be asleep, looking forlornly.

"Then what do you like?"

"For example, I like people like you."

As the film and television plot progressed to this point, Luo Fan, who had just come downstairs, naturally captured this indescribable scene. "...Luo Xiyue, you are finished, I want to report you!"

"No, no, no, it wasn't me, it was him who did it!" Luo Xiyue pointed the finger at Vers and threw the blame without hesitation.

Dare you believe that the meaning of your existence is to be the scapegoat...? Versun was dumbfounded. Just because Luo Fan can't do anything to him, is that why Luo Xiyue is so confident? But kid, you are too naive.

"I believe you, you girl, your movie is really bad! How old are you? You have such a bad outlook on life. I'll take jujube pills to kill you."

"Oh, the deception failed!" But Luo Xiyue still smiled, "Okay, I admit it. Moreover, I also hope that I will do the same to you in the future... I think the brother who came to our house before is pretty good!"

"...What's wrong with you?" Luo Fan decisively ignored Luo Xiyue and continued to poison her. Probably the wisest thing to do was to brush up on her homework. He couldn't stay in this house anymore. Fortunately, he had an appointment with his classmates in the afternoon, so he should finish it early and go out for virus prevention.

"Wait a minute, brother, why are you so active today? Do you want to run away? Take me with you! I won't save you from being put in a sack again!"

"...Funny, what did you say? Didn't you count 13 in your mind? You can stay and look after the house!"

"If you don't take me there, then I will... blow up the kitchen for you to see!" As he said this, the man actually ran in.

"Luo Xiyue!!!...Leave it to you, stupid bird." Luo Fan suddenly calmed down. He believed that he still had allies at this time. After all, no one wants to be killed, right?

After the explanation was completed, Luo Fan ran away. Vers had no choice but to call in a guy who was naturally immune to poison. Chaos Vers was undoubtedly the best candidate. Next, there was a flurry of excitement in the kitchen, and soon Luo Xiyue also went upstairs.

"Why so soon... What did Xiyue do? Also, start driving, you're blocking me."

"What's so good about TV?" Chaos Vers glanced back and happened to see one person peeking at another person taking a bath on the screen. "...Oh, don't you want to experience it too?"

"The door is over there, get out of here. What a dirty thought."

"Don't worry, there will be a chance." Before leaving, he smiled with an unknown meaning.