Lixin Middle School, No. 111 Middle School, and No. 98 Middle School. These three middle schools are all near Qianjiakou and belong to the same school district. The students they recruit are all from the same place. There is usually no official communication between the schools, but this Students from the three schools are not strangers to each other.
The students either come from the same family area, or they all live in the same alley or courtyard. They usually see each other without looking up, and even if they don't know each other, they all feel familiar to each other.
But the relationship between them cannot be said to be good. Among them, the nickname of 111 Middle School is called "Gunzhong", while the 98th Middle School is called "Zazhong". You can tell from these two nicknames. Clues.
There is no nickname for Lixin School, but when students from those two schools mention it, they will say disdainfully: "Oh, he is from Lixin." The word "Lixin" is spoken very softly, and is often accompanied by Use a nasal sound that comes out of the nostrils to show contempt.
Thinking about it, the official competition between these three schools should be quite fierce. Otherwise, why would the three principals who led the team start pinching the crickets that jumped into the bucket as soon as they met?
It doesn't matter if you pinch me, it won't be nice if you let students work hard for you. The Juyongguan Great Wall is known as "the most majestic pass in the world". The steepness and wonder of the Great Wall can be seen in this scenic spot, with a slope of nearly 60 degrees and an inclination. If you let students race against this Great Wall, what's going on? !
Yao Yuan was not happy and started to criticize the squad leader. Xie Laozhao'er and Wang Hongyu also came up to help. Chen Lei was even more aggressive and pulled Guan Yaxin to explain the facts and reason. The long-winded words made Guan Yaxin's head hurt.
Fat Lao Bai also came, but there was nothing he could do. Who made this "full, not hungry team" give a high-sounding reason: "Isn't the reason why we formed a team is to help each other on the way to the exam, and not to abandon or give up? For one It doesn’t matter the competition, it’s impossible for us to leave Li Changhai behind. Besides, he is the math genius in our group, and we point to him to give us tutoring to increase our scores.”
Well, since you are willing, I, Lao Bai, will play with you! But the class must have its own competition, which is still done in groups, and the group that arrives last buys soda for everyone!
Lao Bai said a few words, moved his big butt and left.
You can't tell from the back that Lao Bai is enjoying himself. He doesn't pay much attention to the competition at all. It's just an idea from the school leader. So what if he wins first place in the class? At most, it just makes Leader Bo smile happily, and I have never lacked this. However, Xie Zhenhua, the group leader, fulfilled his original intention of letting them form a study group and put forward the slogan "Don't abandon, don't give up". This is very good. This should be promoted when he goes back, um, "Don't abandon, don't give up"! This is much more affordable than getting a ranking in any competition.
Guan Yaxin pointed at Yao Yuan: "Okay! You guys who don't have enough to eat just wait and buy soda for everyone!"
Chen Lei was angry: "Hey, what are you talking about, squad leader? We are a well-fed team, not a hungry team!"
Guan Yaxin was too lazy to pay attention to Chen Lei's nonsense, so she turned to ask Xie Laozhaoer: "Do you want our two teams to go together?"
Yao Yuan looked at the strong young men on Guan Yaxin's team and rushed to answer: "If you want it, if you want it, let's form an alliance!"
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As the saying goes, if there is any difficulty, you have to bear it yourself. Li Changhai is not an ordinary difficulty, but a big difficulty weighing nearly 200 kilograms!
There were cheerleaders cheering for everyone along the road, and the atmosphere was high. Li Changhai, who was encouraging, wanted to rush forward, but was held back by Yao Yuan on his left and Li Hui on his right. If you don't look at what you are like, what's the point of fighting with those young guys who are like animals? The steps are endless, count them one by one slowly.
Question: How to make a 200-pound fat man climb the Great Wall?
Michelle replied: "Make a sliding pole and carry it up!"
wrong! The steps are so steep that they don't look like a walking path. Even if there are four good guys carrying the slide, they can't guarantee safety. If they fall, people in the alley behind will be unlucky.
Gu Xiaomi replied: "Anyway, there are many of us, and each of us has to carry him a certain distance, so we can't go up anyway."
wrong! A bag of rice in the grain store costs fifty kilograms. Try carrying four bags at once. If you can stand up, you will be considered an expert, not to mention you have to climb steps.
Sun Ying replied: "Find some long ropes and tie them around the fat man's waist, and everyone can pull them up together."
wrong! The fat man refuses to move on his own, and it’s useless for anyone to pull him. Can he really be dragged up like a dog to death?
So what do you think we should do? !
The method is very simple. Yao Yuan, Shui Zhiqing, and Li Hui all have good physical strength. All they need to do is protect them from the side, give them a hand, and let the fat man borrow their strength. The most important thing is to put Chen Lei behind them.
Have you ever seen how Tang Monk drove Sun Wukong crazy in the movie?
Chen Lei was nagging at the back, from paying attention to safety to daily exercise. Che Luan was talking back and forth. Li Changhai was so miserable that he had no other way to survive except gritting his teeth and climbing up.
In the end, others climbed up the Great Wall, but Li Changhai used his hands and feet to truly crawl up the Great Wall. His embarrassing appearance along the way was captured by countless people's cameras. As long as the background was changed, some people would believe him if he was said to be a hero climbing a snow-capped mountain.
A full half hour later than the last one who arrived, the oath-taking mobilization on the beacon on the top of the mountain had already begun. These five backward elements had just arrived.
Chen Lei was the last one walking: "Look, let me tell you, more than 3,000 steps are nothing to worry about. Isn't this the end? As long as you are willing to stretch your legs, you can walk any distance, no matter how you look." Fatty, you are actually quite energetic, but you just don’t exercise normally. When we go back, we will all go running with you to ensure that you will be as light as a swallow in the future. When you graduate from high school, we will still be the same group, and we will do it again together... …”
The four people walking in front finally couldn't bear it anymore and all turned back: "Shut up!"
Seeing that the classmates from his school were at the bottom, there were still a few good guys at the bottom. Shui Zhiqing among them was still a sports committee member. Shen Qin's face became even paler. He looked around for Lao Bai's figure and walked around in a circle. It can't be found.
Fat old white didn't go up the mountain at all.
I wanted to go over and find trouble with those people directly, but I was surrounded by students from other schools. They gathered in a circle to look at these five lagging classmates, especially Li Changhai, who was sweating all over his body and looking embarrassed, crawling forward, full of sadness and excitement. Full of joy.
If he went over and said anything at this time, it would only add more laughter to the students from other schools. Shen Qin had to hold his breath for the time being and gathered his student representatives to take the oath on stage.
The Eat Not Hungry team once again stole the show. Of course, it was not because they were last in the mountain climbing, and the picnic they prepared was a bit too annoying. On the slope in the shade of the beacon tower, there was a flower tablecloth that looked like a bed sheet. , oil paper bags were placed on the tablecloth, inside were roasted chicken, pig's trotters, pig's ears, pig's liver, pig's lungs, pig's large intestine, peanuts, small cold vegetables, and a lot of peaches in the middle.
With so much food, it’s not too heavy to bring!
After eating, the Not Hungry team sat together, and Guan Yaxin's "Superman Team" naturally joined in. Those so-called fire spoons holding elbows are not in a hurry to eat. They have to eat enough of the dazzling array on the table first. !
The students in Class 3 refused to leave as soon as they saw it. They laughed and scolded the underfed team for going too far, and then they squeezed in regardless, grabbed the meat and put it in their mouths.
Then a situation was formed. Class 3 and Grade 3 of Lixin School were eating meat, and all the remaining students and teachers were watching. The place chosen by Xie Laozhaoer was also immoral. It was a shady thing, but it was a must for everyone. Along the way, while looking at the scenery from the beacon tower, you can look down and see the braised vegetable shop on the tablecloth, and you can also smell the aroma of meat.
This is so immoral. Most of them only brought some bread, sausages, and mineral water. You three classes each just had a fire spoon and elbows. You even started a meat-eating conference on the top of the mountain. You are simply not human!
A group of wolves in Class 3 ate the wind and the residual clouds. They did not care about the complicated looks from around them. Xie Laozhaoer was not completely dizzy. A bottle of Rémy Martin XO was secretly passed around among the classmates. Every group was drunk. Order a cup, ensuring everyone can take a sip.
After all, it's XO, it's quite expensive, just give it a try.
In the hour on the top of the mountain, Xie Laozhaoer had enough limelight.
It's easy to go up the mountain but difficult to go down, and it's even harder for a fat man like Li Changhai. When he reached the flat ground, he looked back at the way down and cried.
I really cried, crying with tears in my eyes: "Who will let me climb the stairs again in this life? Who will I be in a hurry with?"
The four people who accompanied him all the way down were still there. I don’t know who replied harshly: "Li Changhai! If I want to climb mountains with you again in this life, I am the one!"
Gu Xiaomi, Guan Yaxin, Sun Ying and Mi Xue were walking together on the way down the mountain. They were still discussing the issue of compiling exercise books. Wang Hongyu and Xie Laozhaoer were far behind, admiring the four different scenery.
Finally, we arrived at the foot of the mountain. The girls may have eaten a little too much meat, or they were talking a little too densely, so they were all a little thirsty. Fortunately, they had already arrived at the entrance of the scenic spot. There was a large shed selling watermelons at the entrance, and the chopping board was covered with a sand cover. Cut the watermelon open, and the pulp looks very tempting.
Guan Yaxin pointed to the watermelon stall, shouted "I'm a treat", and walked over first, followed by the three girls cheering.
At this moment, a gangster whistle suddenly sounded from the side: "Hey, these girls are pretty good, they are from Lixin, right? Were you the ones drinking on the top of the mountain just now?"
A voice next to him echoed: "Yes, these are the ones drinking Remy Martin. I saw them all."
Guan Yaxin glanced sideways. It must be a few boys from another school squatting on the roadside eating watermelon.
Not wanting to get into trouble, Guan Yaxin motioned to the other three girls to leave quickly, but it was already too late. One of the leaders threw the watermelon rind aside and walked over.
