"You brat, how dare you say such arrogant words?"
When Eunuch Cao heard this, he took a step back in fright and grinned: "You have taken the courage of a leopard, and you dare to hit me? Are you crazy? Do you really think that I am afraid of you? Do you really think that you can defeat me? Now, if you dare to be arrogant again, I will kill you today."
The child faced the grinning Eunuch Cao with a look of disdain: "I know, you are Eunuch Cao, the head of an eunuch. You have great power. If you hit me, come on, just hit me, even to death." ."
"But no matter what, if the young prince fails the exam, I will blame you. Hey, I just blame you. It doesn't matter whether I die or not. The important thing is that you will be skinned by the young prince. I am just a child, and I only have to live. , but you are the chief eunuch, let’s see whose life is worth more.”
After saying this, Yan Qi looked at the child with admiration.
This kid is proficient in the art of gaming.
Very knowledgeable.
Eunuch Cao was so angry that he was panting and in a dilemma.
He really couldn't help this kid.
Eunuch Cao refused to give in and threatened the child again: "Did you know that sooner or later you will purify yourself and become a eunuch? This time, please be more sensible. When you become a eunuch in the future, I will take care of you. If you don't know the current affairs, , when you become a eunuch, see if I don’t torture you to death.”
Hearing this, Yan Qi looked at the child.
Eunuch Cao's words were a test for the children.
Ordinary children, thinking about their future life as eunuchs, will definitely succumb.
The child looked at Eunuch Cao jokingly: "What? Even if I spare you this time, won't I still be a eunuch? If you dare, if you ask me not to be an eunuch, I will spare you this time. The problem is, you have Is this ability?"
"you……"
Eunuch Cao was speechless when the child asked him back.
"cut."
The child looked disdainful: "If you don't have diamonds, don't take the porcelain job. Come on, stick your face out and ask for a beating."
Eunuch Cao's eyes were wide open: "You brat, you dare to shit on my head, I can't bear it."
The child smiled slightly, pointed at Yan Qi, and said to Eunuch Cao: "Just now at the door, this man pooped on your head. Didn't you just endure it? Now, it's my turn to poop on your head. Why can't you bear it anymore? Aren't you bullying me, a little kid?"
Hahaha!
Yan Qi laughed loudly.
This guy is interesting.
It turned out that this kid had seen everything that happened at the door just now.
So smart.
Eunuch Cao stammered: "Can it be the same? I am Mr. Lu from Dahua."
"Dahua?"
The child suddenly raised his eyes and looked Yan Qi up and down: "Are you from Dahua?"
Yan Qi nodded: "Do you know Dahua?"
The child turned his head and said, "It's recorded in the book, why didn't I know?"
Yan Qi asked again: "Then what do you know about Dahua..."
"Hey, hey, OK, OK, what are we talking about about Dahua?"
The child seemed unwilling to mention Dahua, so he grabbed Yan Qi's words and said, "This young man from Dahua, you come to judge. Eunuch Cao hit me, and it was wrong. Should I be beaten back?"
Eunuch Cao kept winking at Yan Qi.
Yan Qi smiled slightly: "I think, kid, what you said is very... very reasonable."
day!
Eunuch Cao was so angry that his back teeth hurt.
The child smiled slightly: "The people in Dahua are indeed reasonable."
Yan Qi laughed loudly: "You are the first person to say that I am reasonable."
The child looked at the horrified Eunuch Cao: "Have you heard what this great gentleman said? I am a third party, fair and just. If you hit me, if you hit me wrong, you have to let me hit you back, right? Where is this? wrong?"
"You..." Eunuch Cao was going crazy.
If you are slapped in the face by a child, how will you survive in the future?
After all, he was in charge of more than a thousand eunuchs.
The child curled his lips impatiently: "The time is almost up, do you want me to fight? If you don't let me fight, I won't read the book or draw the key points."
"The young prince cannot answer the questions and cannot graduate. After all, it will hurt me and I will be unlucky. Maybe I will lose my life, but you can't survive. My life is cheap and worthless, but your life is precious. I think This deal is quite a bargain. It just so happens that after you die, you won’t be able to be a eunuch, so you won’t need to be stabbed."
Eunuch Cao was completely threatened by the child.
He was out of ideas.
Yan Qi heard this interestingly and said quietly: "I say Eunuch Cao, a real man can bend and stretch. Well... although you have lost your skills and are no longer a real man, can't you have some ambition? So what if you get slapped by him?" What is a child afraid of if the beating doesn't hurt? Come on, let him hit him and the matter will be over. Otherwise, you will be out of luck."
day!
Eunuch Cao is so angry.
Hey, Lu Tian, do you think you can talk like that?
He also said that I had no idea.
What kind of man can bend and stretch?
I have a gross relationship with the man?
Eunuch Cao was helpless and looked embarrassed.
If it drags on any longer, I'm afraid it will really be bad luck.
Eunuch Cao was helpless: "Okay, I admit it's bad luck."
He leaned his face closer and closed his eyes in embarrassment.
Thinking about it, this kid really won't hurt after being hit.
The child smiled evilly, suddenly took off his shoes, and pulled the sole of his shoe on.
Snapped!
"Ouch, it hurts."
Eunuch Cao was dizzy in pain and his mouth was bleeding.
His face instantly swelled.
"Okay, brat, you actually hit me with the sole of your shoe."
The child shrugged: "What's wrong with my shoe soles? I didn't say no, why are you yelling? This young man from Dahua, do I make sense?"
Yan Qi nodded: "I think it makes sense. The sole of the shoe slaps the face. It's crispy and loud. It couldn't be better."
The kid smiled and said, "I'm just willing to listen to you."
Yan Qidao: "Me too."
The two laughed.
Eunuch Cao was slapped by the child's shoe so hard that his back molars hurt. He covered his cheek, pointed at the child, and said viciously: "Wait, wait until you become a eunuch, and see if I don't beat you to death."
"Come on, come on, come on, let's find out what this kid's name is, and when will he turn ten?"
"Yes, let's check it now. Let's check it now."
A group of young eunuchs went to investigate.
Eunuch Cao couldn't wait any longer: "I'm going to check it out myself, brat, tell me, what's your name? I'm going to check you out."
The child raised his eyebrows: "My name is Sangun. What can you do to me?"
Yan Qi was inexplicably surprised: "Your name is Sangun?"
The child said: "Yes, I am called Sangun. Isn't this a powerful and domineering name?"
Yan Qi laughed loudly: "So powerful and domineering."
Eunuch Cao was furious: "Three sticks? Just wait, I will check you carefully and make sure you become a eunuch in advance."
Eunuch Cao led a group of eunuchs and ran away angrily.
The children looked at Eunuch Cao's escaping figure and shouted, "Move the potato, stay away."
Yan Qi looked at Sangun and suddenly asked: "You are so bold. If you offend him, you will get nothing. Do you know that Eunuch Cao is really capable of making you a eunuch?"
The child's eyes were solemn: "I'm going to be a eunuch today, what can I do? Should I stop being a eunuch if I'm afraid? I haven't known what it means to be afraid since I was a child."
day!
Have strength!
Yan Qi gave a thumbs up and looked at him with admiration.
