Brother Ruan said: "I will do what you have arranged for me now."
Yan Qidao: "Don't worry, Chen Youde will take action at night. We must apply eye drops to Chen Youde and Prajna Bald Donkey first. This is called paving the way to prevent things from happening too suddenly."
Brother Ruan asked: "How to pave the way?"
Yan Qidao: "I will lay the groundwork, so you don't have to worry about it. There is only one thing you have to do."
Brother Ruan asked: "What's the matter?"
Yan Qidao: "In the evening, you ask King De to invite Prajna Bald Donkey to play in the suburbs! Remember, you must let King De do it at all costs."
Brother Ruan nodded: "Definitely."
The two of them discussed it and left.
…
Yan Qi went out, prepared one hundred thousand taels of silver, took the mortal immortal with him, and went straight to Chen Youde's house in a sedan.
Yan Qi didn't dare to trust him.
After all, Chen Youde is better than himself.
Coming to Chen Youde's house this time is like going deep into the tiger's den.
If anything goes wrong and the mortal immortal is by his side, he won't panic at all.
Immortal Fanchen opened the sedan curtain and looked at the dozen big boxes: "Do you really want to give these 100,000 taels of silver to Chen Youde? Giving it to him for free is really an advantage for him."
Yan Qi smiled playfully: "I know I care about money, I am indeed a little girl."
The mortal immortal was slightly angry: "I am not a little girl."
Yan Qi joked: "You are not a little girl, you are an old woman."
Fanchen's True Fairy Powder Fist gave Yan Qi a good blow: "You are the old woman, why am I old? Look at my face, my hands, and my neck."
Yan Qidao: "The face is smooth, the hands are tender, and the neck is straight. However, these are exposed to the outside. As long as you have a facelift, you will naturally look much younger."
Fanchen Zhenxian raised his eyebrows: "So, you still doubt that I am very old?"
Yan Qi said: "Of course."
Fanchen Zhenxian said: "How can you not be suspicious?"
Yan Qi said: "Look at the parts of your body that have not been exposed, such as your waist, thighs and so on."
"Okay, I'll give it a go."
The mortal immortal's cheeks were flushed, and he lifted up a corner of his clothes, revealing a fair skin like mutton-fat jade. Seeing Yan Qi's eyes staring at him, he hurriedly covered his clothes and said coquettishly: "Can you see clearly? Are you tender?"
Yan Qi rubbed his eyes: "I didn't see clearly. The time was too short."
Fan Chenzhen frowned: "Nonsense, your eyes are more powerful than an eagle's. How can you not see clearly? Don't come here to trick me."
Of course Yan Qi saw it clearly.
However, this guy has always been shameless, and he is proud of being shameless.
He turned his head and looked like he wasn't interested in looking at it: "Hey, who cares about it? You dare not show me your waist. That means it must be like old tree bark and full of wrinkles."
"Nonsense, how dare you talk nonsense."
When the mortal immortal heard what Yan Qi said, he immediately became agitated. He lifted up his clothes and exposed a large area of skin below his waist: "Take a good look at it. It looks like old tree bark somewhere."
"Oh, it's a bit tender."
Yan Qi almost salivated when she saw it: "Yes, yes, it's not old bark, but pure chives."
"Hmph! You bad guy, I've finally had enough."
The mortal immortal blushed and put down his clothes, and asked Yan Qi in dissatisfaction: "Now you know that I am not an old woman, right?"
Yan Qi shook his head: "It's hard to say, it's hard to say."
Fanchen pouted in a fairy-like manner: "What do you mean?"
Yan Qidao: "You know martial arts, what if you also had a belly lift? This is very common for martial arts masters. So, I suspect you are still an old woman."
The mortal immortal bit his silver teeth and said, "Then tell me, how can you prove that I am not old?"
Yan Qidao: "There is a way."
The mortal immortal asked: "What can I do?"
Yan Qi smiled evilly: "When a woman gets old, her breasts will definitely shrink. Come, let me see your breasts, and I will know whether you are old or not."
The mortal immortal sat up straight, his chest bulging, which was extraordinary.
"Bad guy, can you see clearly now?"
Yan Qi pouted: "Who knows if there is cotton stuffed inside."
"you……"
Fanchen Zhenxian was so angry: "Then how can you believe it?"
Yan Qi laughed: "Of course seeing is believing."
The mortal immortal's heart trembled: "Did you ask me to take off my clothes? Can you see it with your own eyes?"
Yan Qi nodded vigorously: "Sister Fairy is right."
The mortal immortal approached Yan Qi, his beautiful eyes blurred: "Looking at it is not enough, it would be better to touch it."
Yan Qi's eyes lit up: "Sister Fairy is right. Seeing is believing, tentacles are true. If you have both, then I can be sure that Sister Fairy is not an old woman, but a woman as beautiful as a flower. Come on, Sister Fairy, let’s start verifying our identity.”
"Let me test you, you big bad guy. Let's see if I don't beat you to death."
The mortal immortal was ashamed and angry. He raised his pink fist and fired an electric cannon at Yan Qi.
Yan Qi couldn't beat him, so he acted rogue and started to take off his clothes.
The mortal immortal was anxious: "What are you doing? What are you taking off?"
Yan Qidao: "You didn't let me see it, but I let you see it. I took off my clothes and you came to verify my identity. You can see whether I am an old man or a young and handsome boy."
The mortal immortal hurriedly covered his eyes: "You don't have to look, I already knew you were a great guy. There's no need to take a test. I really don't need to take a test."
Yan Qi had a bad smile on his face: "Is there really no need to take a test? Or is it better to just see it and believe it?"
Fanchen Zhenxian stamped his feet anxiously: "Why do we still need to test? You have reactions every morning, and you have seen it so many times. Do you still need to test it? You are a stinky gangster, you only know how to amuse me."
"Oh, I forgot about that."
Yan Qi smiled evilly: "Well, I'm still wearing clothes. If I'm cheating, I'd better take off my pants to test."
The mortal immortal turned his head and said, "You bad guy, I won't hit you anymore. You should quickly put on your pants and avoid embarrassing yourself."
"Hey hey hey..."
Yan Qi pulled up her pants: "Sister Fairy won't hit me, so I'll be relieved. Will I really show you my parts? The parts on my body are all treasures. Only my dear wife can see them. Other women, If you want to see it, I won’t let you see it.”
"You are so shameless, who cares?"
The mortal immortal and Yan Qi were having an affair, and their cheeks felt hot.
I felt very excited.
Yan Qi stared over with a pair of bright eyes.
The mortal immortal frowned: "What are you looking at?"
Yan Qidao: "I discovered something interesting."
The mortal immortal asked: "What's so interesting?"
Yan Qidao: "Sister Xianzi has been cultivating Taoism for many years and has a strong concentration. She doesn't rejoice in things or feel sad about herself. Why do you get so excited when I say you are an old woman? This is unscientific."
"Um, this..."
The mortal immortal was choked for words.
She was also very surprised. With her calm mind, how could she be so upset because of Yan Qi's words?
Why?
Fanchen's beautiful eyes stared at Yan Qi: "Do you know why?"
Yan Qi approached the mortal immortal and met her eyes: "Because you care about me."
"You... tsk... who cares about you, tsk tsk."
The mortal immortal turned his head hurriedly, blushing and panicking inside.
Yan Qi laughed.
This guy is so complacent and stinky.
