Yan Qidao: "I don't know what my shortcoming is? Do I have to be so straightforward?"
The mortal immortal said aggressively: "Say, I don't understand, I don't understand at all, but I want to hear it. Where is the loss?"
Yan Qi pouted: "I didn't touch an inch of skin, but Yunyue mistakenly thought I was asleep! This is like a cat standing by the pond, not smelling the fishy smell, but being mistaken for eating fish, and being mistaken by the fishkeeper. Beaten to death. Is there anything worse in the world than this?"
The mortal immortal's face was red and his ears were red: "So, if you sleep with me, it won't be a loss?"
Yan Qi sneered: "Theoretically speaking, sleeping and getting a bad reputation is not a loss from Yunyue's point of view. However, from my own point of view, it is still a loss."
The real immortal in mortal world clenched his silver teeth: "Why did you lose again?"
Yan Qiyi spread his hands: "She's an old woman, I'm a handsome young man, she's sleeping with me, she's an old cow eating young grass, saying I'm losing money? Hey, no matter what, I'm losing money. It's so annoying."
"...This scumbag is all right anyway. I can't explain it, I can't explain it."
Fanchen Zhenzhen's chest hurt, his beautiful eyes widened, he coveted Yan Qi and wanted to strangle him to death.
Yan Qi looked innocent: "Hit me if you dare."
beat?
Get a hair!
Real immortals in the mortal world would not even dare to take action.
With the King of Poison Gu, you will never be able to do anything to Yan Qi in this life.
"We'll see."
The mortal immortal continued to argue with Yan Qi, but could not get any advantage.
The top priority is to clear up the misunderstanding with Yunyue.
It would be embarrassing if Yunyue misunderstood her as having sex with Yan Qi.
How can I be Yunyue's master from now on?
Stealing the apprentice's kissing husband?
So embarrassing.
The mortal immortal ran out.
Yan Qi asked: "What are you doing?"
The mortal immortal said angrily: "I will explain to Yunyue."
Yan Qidao: "Listen to my words."
The mortal immortal asked: "What do you want to say?"
Yan Qidao: "It's best not to explain."
"Why?"
"This kind of thing gets darker and darker the more you describe it!"
"Why do you have the final say?"
"It's not me who has the final say, but historical experience! This has been the rule throughout the ages. No one can explain clearly the matter of men and women having sex. It just gets darker and darker. There is no relationship between us. exception."
"Bah! Scum, I won't listen.
of. "
"Hey, if you don't listen to Brother Qi, you will suffer a lot."
…
Yunyue is practicing outside.
The mortal immortal looked at it for a long time. He opened his mouth several times but hesitated, unable to speak.
"master!"
Yunyue sheathed her sword and ran towards the mortal immortal: "Master, see if I have made any progress with my move of breaking mountains and rivers just now?"
"There's progress, quite a bit of progress."
The mortal immortal was perfunctory, thinking about how to explain to Yunyue about sleeping with Yan Qi.
Yunyue looked at Qiqi Aai, the mortal immortal with blushing cheeks, and felt a little strange: "Master, what do you want to say?"
The mortal immortal couldn't always speak directly. After thinking for a long time, he had to quote Yan Qi's story.
"I went down the mountain a few days ago and saw a cat standing by the pond. It hadn't eaten the fish yet, it just licked its tongue."
"It just so happened that the fish farmer arrived just in time and saw the cat sticking out its tongue. He thought the cat had eaten the fish and beat the cat to death indiscriminately. He said, this cat died unjustly."
"oh."
When Yunyue heard this, she knew what was going on.
The more the mortal immortal explained it like this, the more Yun Ti didn't believe it.
She believed that the two drank too much last night.
Yan Qi is full of energy and regards his master as himself. It is normal for some indescribable things to happen.
Especially, the master also drank too much.
If you get interested, you will cooperate.
The master explained it this way now, but he felt a little guilty.
Yunyue thought for a while and said: "That fish farmer went too far. What happened to the cat eating the fish? Isn't that natural? Even if the fish is raised, what happens if it eats a fish? Why should the cat be beaten? Die? If I were the fish farmer, I would give the cat a few more fish to keep it full."
"ah?"
The real immortal in this mortal world is haggard in heart and mind.
It's over, it's over!
It's just like what Yan Qi said, the more you draw, the darker it gets.
This kind of thing cannot be explained.
The mortal immortal understood what Yunyue meant.
That is to say: it doesn't matter if the master sleeps with Yan Qi. If he doesn't sleep enough, I won't mind if he sleeps a few more times.
The mortal immortal really regretted not listening to Yan Qi's warning.
If there is no explanation, it will not aggravate the misunderstanding.
This is good, just keep carrying this big pot.
The mortal immortal didn't want to discuss this embarrassing matter anymore, and looked at another mountaintop.
Yunyue asked: "What does the master want to do?"
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The mortal true immortal said: "How can you condone evil people?"
Yunyue didn't understand: "Master, who is the evil person? Yan Qi?"
Fanchen Zhenxian said: "Yan Qi is a scumbag, and He Luo is the real evil person."
The real immortal of mortal world has put all the evil consequences on Heluo water.
This spy cooperated with Yan Qi last night, clearly intending to kill him.
The mortal immortal knew very well that last night, if Yan Qi had put all two Poison Gu Kings into her mouth, she would have died.
Once the Poison King's poison takes effect, she will be poisoned to death immediately.
At least, Yan Qi had no intention of killing her, so she was saved from danger.
However, there is no doubt about the heart of the evil woman in Heluo.
"What a good He Luo. I won't kill him. He spares a dog's life, but he wants to kill me. Well, well, well, what am I going to do with him?"
Yunyue was kept in the dark about everything.
I don’t understand what He Luo did.
Whoosh!
The body of the mortal immortal moved and flew to another mountain peak.
"master!"
Yunyue couldn't catch up.
Yan Qi came out and stretched: "The weather is really nice."
"Yan Qi."
Yunyue jumped to Yan Qi's side and complained: "What good did you do last night?"
Yan Qi was innocent: "I didn't do anything."
Yunyue looked at Yan Qi for a long time and said, "Well, it's better to just pretend that you haven't done anything. This will save the three of us from embarrassment."
Yan Qi sweated profusely.
Let me just say, the true immortals in this mortal world are getting darker and darker as they are described.
Looking at this posture, this is going to be a lifelong misunderstanding.
It doesn't matter.
Brother Qi has been misunderstood a lot, what is this big deal?
"Where's Master? Where did he go?"
Yunyue pointed to the distant mountain: "Going to find Heluo."
Yan Qi chuckled: "He Luo deliberately wanted to kill the master, so he should settle the score with her."
"ah?"
Yunyue was confused: "What happened?"
Yan Qidao: "It was He Luo who led the master to Yulin Villa. She wanted to kill the master and fulfill her long-cherished wish."
Yunyue was furious: "He Luo, this bitch is nothing. After all, the master has raised her for ten years. He knew she was a spy, but he kept her and gave her opportunities to change again and again."
"I didn't expect that this bitch would repay kindness with revenge. After all, he deliberately wanted to kill the master. Come on, let's go and take a look."
Yunyue took Yan Qi's hand and ran towards the mountain peak.
