Yunyue stretched out her little finger to make signs and asked with a blushing face: "Didn't even the little thing about sesame seeds and mung beans happen?"
Fanchen Zhenxian's face was red and his ears were hot, and he nodded bravely: "Yes, I have been sleeping alone. When I woke up, I found Yan Qi sleeping on the ground. It was me who woke him up."
"Yan Qi is sleeping on the ground?"
Yunyue looked at Yan Qi: "Is that so?"
"Huh? This..."
The mortal immortal glanced at Yan Qi with cold eyes and forced an embarrassed smile: "She was sleeping on the ground, how could she forget?"
"Oh oh oh, yes, yes!"
Yan Qi nodded vigorously: "When you are young, your memory is not good! As soon as the old lady reminded me, I remembered it. I did sleep on the ground. It was so cold that my waist was sore. Yunyue, please use the heat Warm my waist with your little hands."
"Ah? So it's...that's it..."
Yunyue's beautiful eyes glowed with narrow brilliance.
The first reaction was that something must have happened between the master and Yan Qi.
First, Yan Qi and his master slept on the stone bed.
The stone bed is too big to fall off in your sleep.
Secondly, both of them regard each other as themselves, hugging each other tightly and not letting go. If they want to fall, they will fall off the stone bed at the same time. How can there be any reason for one to fall?
Third, Yan Qi said he has a bad memory?
Isn’t this nonsense?
If he has a bad memory, everyone in the world will not even have a memory.
Therefore, both the master and Yan Qi are deliberately lying.
That means something must have happened between them.
Could it be that Seventh Brother mistook his master for himself, and something indescribable happened?
oops!
Then...
Yunyue is suspicious.
The more I think about it, the more suspicious it becomes.
Because something indescribable happened between the two of them, in order to avoid irritating themselves, they kept silent and neither of them admitted it?
It's over, it's over!
Now all hell broke loose.
As she thought about it, Yun Yue's face turned red and her heart was in a state of confusion.
"Okay, okay, nothing happened, that's better. Let's eat. Let's eat. While it's still early, I'll go out and practice breathing."
Yunyue ran out quickly.
She had to think carefully about whether anything indescribable happened between her master and Yan Qi.
Affection.
Unfortunately, I can’t ask, I can only guess.
As soon as Yunyue went out, the mortal immortal put down his chopsticks and looked at Yan Qi angrily: "The cooperation is not good at all, is it intentional? You also forgot to sleep on the ground. How could you forget that you are so smart? Do you think Yunyue is a fool? ?”
Yan Qi curled her lips: "Only a stupid old lady like this can come up with an excuse to let me sleep underground! This is called concealing the truth. Even though there is no ghost in her heart, she becomes filled with ghosts."
The mortal immortal pursed her red lips and said, "Why do you want to hide it so much?"
Yan Qidao: "When Yunyue sent us back, he put us on the bed! We were drunk on the bed together, but she said that I slept on the floor. Isn't this trying to hide something? What is it? The bed is so big, it can fall Go down?"
"Besides, we treat each other as Yunyue. We hug each other tightly. If we fall, we will fall with me. How can I fall alone? I think to myself, will Yunyue believe this lame reason?"
When the mortal immortal heard this, he regretted it endlessly.
"Can you blame me? I won't lie at all."
Yan Qi curled her lips: "This old lady has been traveling in the world for so many years, but she doesn't even know the basic skills of lying. She's like no one else! I'd say she's stupid, or she's innocent."
The real immortal in mortal world angrily stamped his feet: "Who are you calling stupid? I have always convinced others with my strength."
Yan Qi sneered: "Why convince others with strength? Isn't it just killing people? If you rely on your own sword prowess to kill people when you can't convince them, that's not only stupid, but also extremely vicious."
"...Scum, shut up."
The mortal immortal couldn't defend Yan Qi, and couldn't hit him. He was so angry that he was speechless: "I can't lie, so why don't you make up a reason?"
Yan Qidao: "I have many reasons, but who would have thought of rushing to answer Yunyue first? What else can I do? Of course I can only cooperate with him."
"Why!"
The mortal immortal also regretted it endlessly.
Not gonna lie, I actually came up with such a lame excuse.
She shook her head vigorously: "It doesn't matter so much, I got through it anyway."
"Did you get through it?"
While drinking porridge, Yan Qi analyzed: "This is not a passing test. It has clearly aggravated the condition. It will only make Yunyue more suspicious."
The mortal immortal asked: "What do you doubt?"
Yan Qi smiled with a smile on his face: "What else can you doubt? Of course it is doubtful
Fuck me! I was very embarrassed and upset afterwards: How could I sleep with my apprentice’s husband? I'm such a nobody. Therefore, when Yunyue asked about it, she wanted to cover it up..."
"shut up."
The mortal immortal jumped up in shock: "Yun Yue wouldn't think this way, it's a plot imagined by this scumbag."
Yan Qidao: "This is indeed my imagination, yes. But I tell you, since I think so, Yunyue will also think so."
The mortal immortal was terribly embarrassed.
I was at a loss and didn't know what to do.
She knew that Yan Qi was right.
The scene that Yan Qi could imagine, Yunyue could also imagine.
Maybe Yunyue has now thought about how long she and Yan Qi have been in bed.
"oops!"
Fanchen Zhenxian bit her pink lips and poked Yan Qi with her orchid finger: "We all blame, we all blame, this scumbag harmed me, why are you fighting with me? If you don't fight for wine, so many embarrassing things will happen. ?”
Yan Qi smiled: "If you're not a wine master, wouldn't you be drunk after a thousand cups? How could you be drunk?"
The real immortal in mortal world sweated profusely: "This..."
Yan Qi added: "Obviously he was a bad drinker and bragging caused trouble, but it was only me who blamed him. What kind of truth is this?"
The mortal immortal held it in for a long time before he found a reason: "Why does it all depend on me? Isn't it called a wine barrel? If I hadn't been drunk, this kind of thing wouldn't have happened. Why are you questioning me so plausibly when you're drunk?"
Yan Qi laughed loudly: "The wine bucket is just a small bucket filled with water. When it is full, you will get drunk. But the Jiu Xien, the Jiu Xien is drunk, does it make sense?"
The mortal immortal couldn't defend Yan Qi, and couldn't fight him. He angrily faced the stone wall so that he could use his power.
The pink fist hit the stone wall, stone fragments flew and the ground shook.
Yan Qidao: "It's no use smashing the wall. This is my own mistake! It was originally a very simple thing to solve, but it was lied to and turned into a love affair between a man and a woman!"
"Hey, the matter of a man and a woman sleeping in the same bed was lied to by a guilty conscience, which made Yun Yue realize that a man and a woman are living in an ambiguous relationship. Tell me, is it a loss?"
The mortal immortal bit his silver teeth and said, "If you want to lose, I will lose. What does it have to do with it?"
Yan Qidao: "It sounds like I'm not losing money, but I'm losing a lot!"
Fanchen Zhenxian said: "Where is the loss? I would like to hear, where is the loss?"
