Yan Qi snorted: "I am scum, and you are scum."
The mortal immortal was furious: "Why am I such a waste of time?"
Yan Qidao: "If you are over seventy, you are not a dregs of tofu. Who is a dregs of tofu?"
Fanchen Zhenxian was so angry: "I am a child again..."
Yan Qi laughed loudly: "Then the dregs of tofu have been reheated and become even dregs!"
"you……"
The mortal immortal really wanted to tear Yan Qi's mouth apart.
This guy is so annoying.
Yunyue yelled at Yan Qijiao: "Don't be angry with my master."
Yan Qi nodded obediently: "Since my wife has spoken, I will accept my magical power."
The mortal immortal was going crazy and shook his head vigorously.
She couldn't help but kill Yan Qi.
This is how to do?
Yan Qi said: "Grandma, we don't know each other unless we fight. Let's go. Since we have arrived at Yulin Villa, we are guests. I'll treat you. How about we have a drink?"
Yunyue was busy smoothing things over: "Okay, okay, the master has a nickname, he is called the Master of Wine. Come on, let's go have a drink."
"Brewmaster?"
Yan Qi chuckled: "What a coincidence, I have a nickname called Wine Barrel! The wine fairy and the wine barrel are a perfect match."
"Bah, who is worthy of you!"
The mortal immortal thought wrongly and spat hard again.
Yan Qi said: "Let's go and have a drink."
The mortal immortal snorted: "What should I drink? What if it's poison?"
Yan Qidao: "How is that possible? How can I live alone after poisoning you? You don't care about your life, but I don't care about my life."
Think about the real immortal in this mortal world.
But isn’t that the truth?
If I die, Yan Qi won’t survive.
Besides, she was really hungry after being noisy for so long.
Yan Qi shouted outside: "Hutou, prepare the food and wine for me and Princess Yunyue only. Grandma doesn't have to prepare them."
The mortal immortal was furious: "Why don't you prepare it for me?"
Yan Qidao: "Aren't you afraid that I will poison you?"
"you……"
The mortal immortal bit his silver teeth and said, "I will eat the poison too."
Yan Qi smiled: "Grandma has the guts."
…
People are like iron, and food is like steel. If you don't eat one meal, you will feel hungry.
The three of them worked hard all night, it would be strange if they weren't hungry.
Yan Qi and Yunyue were sitting next to each other, chatting while eating, talking softly to each other.
The mortal immortal watched from the side, feeling irritable.
this
It's good to go down.
It has become an unsolvable problem.
It's impossible not to get tired of watching Yan Qi and Yunyue. You have to look up, right?
Even if you don't look up, you can still hear their lingering love words.
Unless she stopped eating and turned around and left.
However, after struggling all night, I was really hungry and panicked.
The mortal immortal has no choice but to eat quickly or leave here quickly, out of sight.
In this way, it is devouring.
She ate too quickly and listened to Yan Qidiao and Xi Yunyue. She felt irritable and accidentally choked a mouthful of steamed buns in her throat.
"Cough cough cough..."
The mortal immortal coughed for a while.
I have never been so embarrassed in my life.
Yunyue hurriedly slapped the mortal immortal on his back: "Master, eat more slowly."
The mortal immortal angrily rolled his eyes at Yunyue: I would like to eat more slowly, but you two are like dogs picking up seedlings, and it makes you annoyed just to look at them. Why are you so slow?
Yan Qi looked at the mortal immortal and smiled from ear to ear.
The mortal immortal's cold eyes widened: "Why are you laughing?"
Yan Qidao: "I want to ask the old lady a question."
"You...cough cough cough..."
When the mortal immortal heard the words "grandma", his heart and liver trembled with shock, and he couldn't help but cough a few more times.
"Yan Qi!"
Yunyue pushed Yan Qi gently.
Yan Qi touched her nose: "Change it, hehe, change it, and the old lady's name will be smoother. Oh, the mortal immortal, I have a question, I am very confused, and I want to ask you for advice."
The mortal immortal said with a cold face: "What's the problem?"
Yan Qi asked: "Didn't you say that immortals don't eat or drink? You are called a true immortal, why do you eat and drink at the same time?"
"You...you scumbag, you sincerely don't let me eat."
Fanchen stood up with a spirit of immortality, threw his chopsticks, and walked away.
"Hey, Master!"
Yunyue went to chase the true immortal in the mortal world.
The mortal immortal shook his sleeves fiercely: "Ignore me and go make love with your scumbag lover. I am a superfluous master."
"Hey, master, master..."
Yunyue didn't dare to pester her anymore.
She knew the master's temper.
Too much entanglement will only make the master more extreme.
Yunyue said angrily to Yan Qijiao: "I blame you, I blame you, and I drove away my master in anger."
Yan Qi blinked: "I did it on purpose. If I don't make your master angry, how can we enjoy our world together?"
"Who enjoys the world of two people with you?"
Yunyuetang
He took out his sword and placed it on Yan Qi's neck: "I order you to go and bring the master back quickly."
Yan Qi chuckled: "It's hard to use a sword."
Yunyue frowned: "Then what works?"
Yan Qidao: "Your flaming red lips."
Yunyue tilted her head and looked at Yan Qi: "Then you must promise to invite my master back."
Yan Qi snapped her fingers: "No problem."
Yunyue leaned on the table and closed her beautiful eyes.
Yan Qi pounced on him and was so happy to have a kiss!
…
The mortal immortal stood on the treetops, swaying in the wind.
The breeze ruffled her long hair.
Under the moonlight, she looks like a melancholy fairy.
Occasionally, birds chirp, which makes people think.
Yan Qi stood under the tree carrying several jars of Nuerhong.
The mortal immortal had already seen Yan Qi and said coldly: "What are you doing here?"
Yan Qidao: "What are you doing?"
The mortal immortal closed his eyes: "I am enlightening."
Yan Qi laughed loudly: "What a coincidence, I am also enlightening."
The mortal immortal looked down upon him and said, "How can a scumbag be enlightened?"
Yan Qi stuck his waist: "Can't scumbags understand the truth?"
The eyes of the mortal immortal are full of ridicule: "You are full of cunning and cunning tricks and despicable methods. How can you understand the truth? Haha, even if you enlighten, it is the devil's way."
Yan Qi did not defend himself, feeling the soft light of the night, he chanted: "
The sweet-scented osmanthus falls in the world,
The night is quiet and the spring mountains are empty.
The moonrise frightens the mountain bird,
It's time to sing in the spring stream. "
The mortal immortal couldn't help but be stunned when he listened to Yan Qi's Zen poem. He stared at Yan Qi with his beautiful eyes and could hardly believe that this prodigal scum could actually have such a high Zen state.
Yan Qi had a stinking look on his face: "What is my state? Am I enlightened or not? Is it the Zen way or the devil way?"
The mortal immortal cannot be calm for a long time.
It is obvious that this poem was improvised by Yan Qi.
Especially suitable for the current moonscape.
The key is that the depth of enlightenment coincides with the way of movement and stillness.
Its state is integrated with nature.
This person's ideological realm is so high-spirited and mediocre that ordinary people cannot match it.
The mortal immortal had no choice but to accept: "I didn't expect that you, a scumbag, still have some good deeds."
Yan Qi smiled and looked at the mortal immortal: "But have you ever thought that the scum in your eyes is actually the treasure in the eyes of others?"
When the mortal immortal heard this, he couldn't help but be startled.
These words are even more mysterious.
